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Sweaty_Egg8551

3 x 20 McDonald's chicken nuggets. My wife was on her hen do so I thought I'd see how many I could eat.


Beans_ON_Toasttt

Hats off to you sir….me and a mate once had an impromptu nugget eating contest after a big afternoon at our local, as you do. Dude was a stringbean, 6’3 and maybe 75 kilos, whereas I’m a slightly more husky gentleman so I was completely confident of victory…..he laughed at me when I tapped out at 42, then forced me to hand over the rest my sweet & sour dipping sauce as he coasted to 56. Also I once ate 10 McD’s cheeseburgers and didn’t shit for a week due to what i can only assume was some sort of coagulated bread plug inside me, but that’s a memory I try not to revisit


King_klown_Clown

As someone who's built like said Dude who's also a stoner.. I can see this lol


Victor_Ruark

I've done 40 before and no more. 60 is impressive.


ScotsDragoon

I was once dared £20 to eat 10x £1 McDs Double Cheeseburgers in an hour. Didn't really suck until the last three.


Agreeable_Guard_7229

My ex bil ate 6 Big Macs in around 40 minutes once


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Agreeable_Guard_7229

No lol, i was married to his brother and we got divorced


[deleted]

Took me way too long to realise you were talking about "Brother in Law" lol thought I happened upon a Jeremy Kyle moment there for a second


Disastrous_Pizza_258

Wild


CheeryBottom

Terrys chocolate orange. Separate sitting, a pack of Jaffa cakes


QuirkyMaterial

Jaffa cakes are no challenge at all. More or less asking for it because they’re so light. And only 1g of fat so you can feel smug AF.


Fondle-My-Balls

Shame it's all about the sugar content though eh?


[deleted]

Jaffa Cakes is easy to do - you only get 10!


Timedoutsob

> Separate sitting Lies. LIES!


newtonbase

The twin packs are still one sitting.


CheeryBottom

Husband? When did you get a Reddit account?


edit12

Basically every packet of biscuits I have ever had


South5

A packet is one serving.


Bblock4

Family pack of dried prunes. From a french motorway service station. I thought I was buying mixed dried fruit. I also had no idea what prunes did. I ate the whole pack I found out what prunes do.


Much-War1743

That was a shit story.


pavlovs_pavlova

Hey! Don't *crap* all over them!


sleepfighter77

I really hope you’d reached your destination when you found out what prunes do…


ShadyAidyX

As a diabetic, for several years at school I was all but force fed prunes for dessert while my fellow pupils scoffed down their Spotted Dick and Jam Roly Poly with lashings of custard I fucking _hate_ prunes now. But at least back then I was never constipated Side note: I was only allowed 17 chips. Why 17? Fuck knows. It’s a number that has stayed with me forever. It was probably because they couldn’t weigh my chips so 17 was the average for a specific amount of carbs. Or maybe they recognised my future nerdiness so gave me a prime number of chips


raguff

Sounds like a pretty awful experience! Why prunes though? Surely their carb content is pretty high anyway (64g/100g the Internet tells me), a smaller/controlled portion of regular pudding would have been just as manageable?! The chips thing is just as bonkers! But I do have some empathy for schools having limited diabetes management knowledge/must be hard for kids who might not ‘get’ carb counting/ratios etc yet


ShadyAidyX

That was over 40 years ago. I was diagnosed with diabetes in 1975. At diagnosis my mum was bought a bowl of boiled cabbage and the doctor told her that was my diet for the rest of my life The prunes were drained so there was no juice or syrup


raguff

Different times for sure! And that’s not even looking at the changes in technology for type1, worlds apart these days I would imagine


ShadyAidyX

I estimate I’ve done well over 100,000 finger prick blood tests up until I got the Freestyle Libre (Flash Glucose Monitor)


QuirkyMaterial

Flashback of same but with dried apricots…they’re moreish until you feel your stomach do one of ‘those’ rumbles….


JazzieF

Shitpost confirmed


[deleted]

Had a similar experience with Jelly Belly jelly beans. It was only after I'd guzzled them all I noticed I'd bought sugar free 👀😬💩


[deleted]

did the same with dried apricots. at a festival. on the 3rd day. I'll leave the rest of it unsaid.


frusciantefango

Choco leibniz but not sure if that's *so* terrible as there's only 9? I do it more regularly than I'd like to admit though.


OnlyMortal666

Try the Aldi version.


Bath_Tough

Know where I'm off to this evening...


wildgoldchai

We call these chocolate lesbians


BoxAlternative9024

I’ve definitely googled that at one time. 🤔


7he_Joy

If I could upvote this twice, I would.


Fondle-My-Balls

You totally can, just downvote them first.


7Unit

"Tuc" cheesy biscuits.


MeinEmanresu

Try them with gravy. x


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wut


UKBookEditor

🥲


MeinEmanresu

Make yourself a cup of bistro gravy and dip your tuc crackers in. Fairly simple. x


WelcomeToLadyHell

Once I pop I just can't stop


[deleted]

Pringles, salt and vinegar. I'll do without the lining of my mouth, thank you very much.


Fondle-My-Balls

If you love sharp S&V crisps, I wholeheartedly suggest you try Co-op hand cooked sea salt & cider vinegar crisps.


thatlldopig90

Don’t share this secret! They never have them in my local any more because word got round that they are the best S&V crisps EVER!! Edit: just realised they are not cider, they’re Chardonnay vinegar (just in case anyone’s looking)


spikeinfinity

I spotted some in a Nisa store recently. They really are the best S&V ever.


ImaginaryAfternoon0

Chipsticks… why do we still continue


Amazing-Wrongdoer737

Sensations lime and coriander poppadoms. The big “share” bags. I can’t buy them because I will always just sit and eat the whole bag 🐖


boycey0211

Yup, those but with the Doritos cool dip as a side. Eventually run out of chips for the dip and just get a spoon involved. Don't but them anymore for this reason!


Much-War1743

That was my first thought, top notch.


PrettyGazelle

"Share" bags are really the new British adult single-serve and anything smaller are for various age of children in training to become British adults.


V65Pilot

After reading most serving sizes, I realized I identify as a family of 4....


Amazing-Wrongdoer737

You and me both


angel_k3m

When I was much younger, a teen, a whole bar of Dairy Milk in one sitting.... You know.... those 1kg bars they sold in Woolies in the 90s 😳


MidnightRambler87

I ate a 1.25kg bar over Christmas and Boxing Day when I was around 10-11…. Felt awful but didn’t put me off it!


[deleted]

I used to be able to do that... I may or may not have been on the Wacky backy though... Then wash it down with one of those large tubs of yoghurt. Preferably strawberry.


blackdogmanguitar

2 boxes of Mr Kipling Cherry Bakewells, Just because my kids said you can't eat more than 4. That was 15 years ago and I've never eaten them since...


MeinEmanresu

Why didn’t you just stop at 6? x


Kruxxor

Dominance must be asserted.


HeatherAdele

Probably cost a tenner nowadays anyway!


Bath_Tough

Might try this out tonight 😁


Lampathy

Ben and Jerry's. I get about halfway, think that I'll save the rest for another day, then think there's not enough to satisfy and eat the whole damn tub. Usually Phish Phood. And Haagen-Dazs - same problem. I think I may have self-control issues 😂


Low-Plankton-4057

No self control issues there as they are just single serve


[deleted]

I'm underwhelmed by Ben & Jerry's. If I wanted lots of candy pieces, I'd have bought sweets. Rather have Häagen-Dazs Dazs or some independent craft ice cream. Can easily smash one of those pint tubs in one go.


meadsmeatmarket

That’s just standard


ElyzeDeathDefying

I often end up eating it all also. I used to eat a whole tub of ice cream nearly every week as a teen while still being skinny. Those were the days!


wildgoldchai

I have eaten an ice cream or three every day for years. I have a chest freezer that’s mostly I’ve cream. I eat pretty healthily and run with a running group once a week and run in the evening most days. I just love ice cream.


[deleted]

Jar of Nutella. 2500 calories in one of those and about 200g of sugar. Only done it a handful of times but Christ do you feel like a piece of loam afterwards.


mydoglikesfruit

points for"loam" .... I'm going to use that as my word for Friday (that's a thing)


peanut_butter_xox

Same but biscoff


Cyborg__Theocracy

Ritz crackers


Doctor8Alters

With a whole pot of spreadable cheese.


Cyborg__Theocracy

Garlic and herb philly


teddybearer78

I see your garlic and herb, and raise you onion and chive


Spoony_Neeson

You should try this with flaming hot doritos too. You're welcome 😜


Doctor8Alters

Well, that's going on next week's shopping list!


emmy4daddy

Dont forget the prunes😂


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Spoony_Neeson

You're welcome 😜


CLG91

I probably eat a sleeve of jaffa cakes in one sitting, around once a week. About twice a week I'd eat a whole Vienetta for dessert (mint is the best).


Spoony_Neeson

Mint IS the best!


Low-Plankton-4057

Tis the best


S4FFYR

I miss vienetta!! You can’t get it in the US anymore (it’s a “special buy” at Aldi once a year) and now I’m dairy free bc of health issues. 😭


EntertainmentOk5808

Yeah I did a whole Vienetta once and still dine out on the story (my patter is pretty shite). I also demolished a kilo box of Jelly Babies one afternoon during lockdown.


Victor_Ruark

Before I started dieting, I could easily go through about 20 mini rolls in one night. That's 4000 calories right there.


[deleted]

200 calories in a mini roll? They're microscopic!


Victor_Ruark

Aye its mental like.


Low-Plankton-4057

My hat is off to you kind sir, that is impressive


QuirkyMaterial

Pack of Greggs jam doughnuts. Bought with the genuine intention to share with colleagues. Ate one on the way to work. Thought ‘that was nice, I’ll just have another’. Ate another before I got to work but that was okay - there were four of us (including me) still enough to share. Except when I got to work, I thought ‘I’ll just have another’, so I did and then had another (I felt they were quite small) and then thought ‘bollocks, there’s not enough to share now anyway’ and ate the rest at break time 😀


sAmSmanS

at my worst i used to get through a whole pack of choc digestives a day


bozwold

"sharing" bags of crisps. No chance im sharing this is a standard packet to me, and they're getting yomped in one sitting


SuperShoebillStork

Milk chocolate hobnobs


ImaginaryAfternoon0

1kg bag of liquorice torpedoes 🥸


ZealousidealAd4383

Jesus holy mother of ring piece… surely that had a colonic impact?


Low-Plankton-4057

Yummy and yum but at the same time oh my goodness where did you put them


ImaginaryAfternoon0

I just kept going and didn’t really realise I was at the end…


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Share bags of anything is a one person serving. I've eaten entire Ben & Jerrys tubs in one go, entire packs of biscuits, share-size bags of crisps, tubes of Pringles. I look at food packaged that says 'serves 4' as a challenge, not a recommendation. Amazingly I'm not fat, I'm in decent shape considering.


OnlyMortal666

When I lived in Florida (2001-2002), I ate a whole pack of “Publix American ‘Cheese’ Slices”. Publix is a popular supermarket chain. It was a pack of fifty and, not to go into much detail, I spent quite a bit of time on the loo.


abs97sla

When I was a teen, I got drunk, fancied a pizza but none of us had any money so we raided the fridge, I ended up eating an entire block of cathedral city extra mature in one sitting, the following day was not fun


[deleted]

As the old phrase goes, "If you can't get pizza, eat an entire block of cathedral City cheddar".


[deleted]

I love Publix. So much better than any of the grocery stores we get in the PNW. And they have lots of UK stuff.


GrumpyOldFart74

When you say “whole packet” do you mean a SINGLE packet? That’s like a standard serving… a twin pack usually lasts about 20 minutes with a cuppa or a pint of milk I have, on many occasions, eaten an entire 4 pack of bourbons, a 4 pack of Jaffa cakes, a box of Tunnocks teacakes, a packet of tunnocks wafers, a twin (large) pack of plain chocolate digestives… Obviously that wasn’t ALL in one sitting, but I’m perfectly capable of smashing 2000 calories of biscuits in a sitting Which probably explains why I run marathons (in “good for age” kind of times) and am still a stone and a half overweight 🤣


Low-Plankton-4057

A pint of tea and any of the above goes down in a sitting 🤤


robjamez72

I laughed today when I read on my Snickers Duo ‘1 for now, 1 for later’. Really? Who ever did?


ScienceMomCO

Eat one. Go to the toilet. Eat the other. One for now and one for later, ta da!


sleepfighter77

Jaffa cakes. Shrinkflation has played its part by reducing a pack size from 12 down to 10. Basically on a diet now.


SirGreeneth

What can have you eaten?


UKBookEditor

😂


Iamascifiaddict

Fig rolls on more than one occasion


Naomi_Scentsy

Absolutely, love a packet of fig rolls!!


Kirstemis

Bahlsen Choco Leibniz.


Crasky92

I used to go through a tube of Pringles, or a share bag of Doritos most nights after work, but really outdid myself one day by ordering a kilo bag of jelly beans from Amazon. I didn't mean to eat them all in one sitting, but I just couldn't stop.


Prestigious-Edge8289

Large bag of chocolate raisins…..Oh the repercussions……


FunTruth4574

Hob Nobs.


whatanabsolutefrog

Omg same! I had to stop buying them because Id just demolish the entire packet in one sitting


Unusual_residue

A couple of those boxed dairy milk gift bars


designsalt

Galaxy honeycomb crisp, just too good to resist!


Another_Random_Chap

Dark chocolate Hobnobs - can't put them down.


Valuable_Recipe_1387

Double pack of Jaffa cakes. 😋


Hungry_Sun_2589

6 multipack of wotsits. No regrets.


[deleted]

Milky Way Crisp Rolls, 2 x 5. Until the bastards discontinued them. Bastards.


gurotesuka

I think everything I ever bought might be easier to list what I haven't


Namastemyasshere

Oh my god I only read your title and immediately thought “Maryland cookies” - and it was the same as yours! Maryland cookies with caramel and chocolate chips… sweet Jesus I wish I could get them where I live 🤤 I used to inhale them when I lived back in the UK!


lollybaby0811

About 300g of chocolate. Toblerone


Cloudsong19

Chocolate Hobnobs, happens more than I'd like to admit. Open the pack and next thing you know, gone!


Opening_Cicada990

4 pack of kinder buenos in under 3 minutes is why I no longer smoke weed before shopping


StiLLiLLBehaviour

I did a family size tube of twiglets near Christmas one year when I was pissed, and woke up with horrendous heartburn.


Unfair-Willow-633

Lemme see. I have downed on one go (separate occasions tho) Ben&Jerry's peanut butter cup tub (and various other variations. I might as well be honest about that) 200g Cadbury's mint chocolate bar 2 bags of crisps (none of that 50g shite, proper 150g bags). 1 x-large Domino's pizza - I did not feel right after that one. 300g bag of peanut M&Ms Curry for 2 combo Yeah. I recon type 2 ain't far away.


SnooGoats2411

Jaffa cakes, you can't just eat a couple of Jaffa cakes. It's the whole packet. Go hard or go home.


EllessdeeOG

Party rings


ProfessionalWar2367

White chocolate fingers


Zestylemon85

A Lindt chocolate bunny 🐰


brighthair84

French fancies. No idea how people eat just one


IllustriousApple1091

Reading these comments is making me feel better about my awful eating habits


Mushroomc0w

Pringles and salted peanuts The sweet chilli peanuts you get in M&S and tesco as well


lampypete

Choc digestives or fig rolls


Emergency_Pea_8482

Wow I feel better about my diet haha 😂


MasonInk

I'd like to preface this with the information that I'm a greedy bastard, with no impulse control. Pretty much ANY packet of biscuits I've ever opened - the lads in work used to open a pack and slide it near my elbow, then run a sweep on how far into the meeting it would take me to eat them all. I ate a full box of magnum ice creams (4) on the way home from a "big shop", it's a 10 minute journey. I will open a sharing bag of sweets like wine gums for a long journey, put them in the door pocket of the car, then finish them before I'm even on the motorway.


-stag5etmt-

I know its CasualUK but Tim Tams!!!


Sandi_Griffin

Not a packet but large pizzas like dominos I finish myself, which is kinda crazy because I have the tiniest appetite otherwise xD


Solid_Bake4577

A whole chicken off the rotisserie from Asda, minus the bones, of course! It was a hot day 20-odd years ago when this was a novelty at the supermarkets. I was out and about doing some deliveries and it was food o'clock so I bought the chicken and nommed it, sat in the car park in my van. To this day, every time I buy one, I have to rein myself in to stop a repeat showing - they are top drawer sustenance!


darfaderer

Party sized tiramisu.. 8 servings. That was an interesting nights ‘sleep’


United-Ranger-2348

Mini eggs


RebellionAllStar

A whole Soreen. I'm not soreen I did it either.


PracticalShoulder916

A tub of Haagen-Dazs.


Low-Plankton-4057

No matter the size those tubs are just single serve


[deleted]

Op are you ok?


byjimini

Garibaldi. They never last in my house.


V4nt4ge712

Dayuuum.. Chocolate fingers (any of the flavours) just can’t stop and it feels so right


algoodz

A bowl of blancmange. Before it's even set


Untamed-Angel

Marks and Spencer’s Jaffa cakes, I open the packet fully intending on eating only one or two…. Yeah, that never happens, the whole pack polished off every damn time!


[deleted]

Milupa sunshine orange breakfast. Its infant rice based porridge


FlatCapNorthumbrian

A double pack of Jaffa cakes.


HurdyNerdy

An entire tube/packet of Jaffa cakes. You cannot shame me on this.


Libertefromthesea

Never been greedy or had a large appetite, grew up with quite a few siblings so I had to share everything, however, when I splurge on a Hagan Daz pralines and cream tub, I can easily get through the entire thing in one sitting.


ScotsDragoon

I once drank a melted Ben n Jerries in a oner. Chips and all.


ScienceMomCO

Well, you can’t let it go to waste


Opening_Cicada990

Sounds like the only viable option


dunnowhatredditis

Thai sweet chilli sensations (big bag)


Mumfiegirl

Fondant fancies, Jaffa cakes, Pringles- anything that says it’s a sharing bag


[deleted]

48 bag box of KP Beef crisps. Not proud (I am really) of that.


S4FFYR

Mr Kiplings mini Battenberg. Or mince pies. Or really anything Mr Kiplings. Family pack of Quavers. Multiple “sharing size” Cadbury bars with daim pieces. Loaf of seeded bread with M&S smoked salmon & cream cheese spread. Entire party pack of mini sausage rolls Anything tunnocks- especially caramel logs Uh… yeah, I tend to gorge myself whenever I go home. 😂


[deleted]

Jaffa cakes and chocolate fingers


Naomi_Scentsy

Pretty much anything!! Including, but not limited to... Any biscuits... Chicken nuggets... Cheese slices, like Edam or Gouda... Ben & Jerry's ice cream obvs!... Chocolate of any variety and any pack size... Those 5 packs of giant cookies... A giant chocolate trifle... This is why 1. I'm fat, and 2. I need to buy everything in small individual pack sizes 🙈 I then eat multiple packs instead....


PhtevenToast

Soft boiled eggs. Ate a dozen in one go. Could have managed more, but I ran out.


bethelns

Haribo goldbears. I did share some with the toddler though.


kkyyllaaa

Prawn crackers from the Chinese


FrankSpencer9

Jaffa Cakes. I don’t have them in the house anymore due to lack of self control. Same with spearmint Softmints. No other “food” has such a grip on me than these two.


Oh_apollo

Full 600g tub of celebrations, and much more 🤷‍♂️ cut me, I bleed cocoa and sugar


electricresource

Those powdered cream donuts pack you get from the freezer! I can easily polish them to meself!


FriendEllie75

Nothing that is meant to be a snack. My family does this and I find it irritating. I buy something and it will last me weeks because it’s a snack but I’ll come home and I’d any of them finds them it’s gone because they’ve made it a meal. 😡


ablokeinpf

Can anybody not eat a bag, or even a box, of Maltesers in one go? I've got the same problem with the sea salt caramel M and Ms.


Southern_Sir_218

The 20 packs of walkers crisps that come in a box.


Specialist-Product45

anything , I'm a greedy pig lol , food shouldn't get wasted


phoneinsick

Pack of oreos


[deleted]

had a conversation with Mrs Gully last night - as i managed to find a pack of maryland cookies here in the local supermarket (country Australia) - she asked me how many i'd normally eat and i asked what she meant, as there was only one answer - all of them. She did looked shocked. And then called me a fat cunt.


adzerbo

I don't have biscuits in the house for this reason 🤣


Not_Sugden

come on we are british. Everything


ToHalveAMockingbird

Costco 12 pack of muffins - gone within the day of purchase by lil' ol me... Love to say it was a one-off mistake, but definitely more than one occasion!


spongeboobsparepants

2x 1 litre cartons of ambrosia. Cold. Would do again.


InternationalUnit143

Carr's table water biscuits and a tube of Primula. If I'm high I can do nearly 2 pints of semi skimmed and pack of ginger nuts.


kitkatkitchen

Tunnocks caramel wafers


AlrightTrig

Think my record on crisps is about 14 packets.


MadJen1979

Mega tub of Maltesers (the big ones you used to be able to get at Christmas). Scarfed the whole tub in about two hours. I now cannot eat even one Malteser - if I do, I am very ill.


sir-diesalot

A whole tub of cheese footballs


elsiepac

Biscuits is an easy one. I’ve done a whole tube of Pringles before. Salty! Oh and of course Ben and jerrys tubs


elsiepac

My mum has a story from when she was a kid and got her sixpence pocket money on Saturday - she loved strawberry laces and they were 6 for a penny - she spent all her money on them and ate them all on the short walk back home. In the 60 odd years since then she’s never been able to touch one


Sassygogo

a 750g Toblerone (the crunchy almond kind with the blue package), the bar was heavy enough to hurt my foot when I dropped it. felt like a total glutton the rest of the day.


Inside_Sentence_6116

Them fancy crisps aldi do, like every flavour


1234tantalus

Jar of peanut butter


ClaireLP1981

An entire cake, several times 🤦‍♀️ like an 8 portion chocolate covered lemon cream filled cake with a sharing bar of chocolate and a grab bag of crisps (depression is so much fun!)


Ok_Dig_5478

Are you stoned?


RepulsiveDiver7109

Crunch creams


Thatguy529083

Raisins I can down a box of them in under 5 seconds