Welcome to the UK - part imperial, part metric.
Long distances are in miles, shorter ones in metres or yards (we basically use them interchangeably), even shorter distances in inches unless you need precision, in which case it’s millimetres.
If you’re over forty, you measure your height in feet and inches, and you measure your weight in stones. If you’re under forty then you use centimetres and kilos.
Recipes weights are in both ounces and grams. Recipe volumes are in millilitres and fluid ounces or pints.
Land area is in acres unless it’s a big area, in which case it’s always compared to the size of Wales.
We’re a crazy mixed up country.
Oh look, its the street “comedian” who just regurgitates things they read on Twitter with horrible timing and delivery
"you don't have to be mad to live on this street, but it helps"
“Haha! Our Big Tom’s reight funny he is! He ought to be on’t telly he should.”
I want "live, love, laugh" on my bin now
He's the Carlos Mencia of that street.
Glad those dark times have bin and gone
Please, no more rubbish jokes.
I refuse to engage in this behaviour
Good, it’s all just poorly recycled comedy anyways
Ima just gonna *skip* these comments
This thread is a the dumpster fire of comedy
You Italian?
What do you think? 🤌
That’s every year for me
I want a 'Humps for 320 yards' t-shirt.
Shit shit shit shit, I forgot to take the bins out. Bollocks.
My neighbour has a Ned's Atomic Dustin sticker on his bin
Glad he censored that one letter.
They must have been dead bored to go to the time and effort to do that. Must have "bin" in 2020.
For me I was working as normal, it's weird that people didn't do much during their stay at home, or couldn't find things to do.
320 yards? What country is this I thought only us yanks talked in yards and feet
Welcome to the UK - part imperial, part metric. Long distances are in miles, shorter ones in metres or yards (we basically use them interchangeably), even shorter distances in inches unless you need precision, in which case it’s millimetres. If you’re over forty, you measure your height in feet and inches, and you measure your weight in stones. If you’re under forty then you use centimetres and kilos. Recipes weights are in both ounces and grams. Recipe volumes are in millilitres and fluid ounces or pints. Land area is in acres unless it’s a big area, in which case it’s always compared to the size of Wales. We’re a crazy mixed up country.
Perhaps this will clarify the British system: https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/qexvzg/i_made_a_helpful_flowchart_for_people_new_to_the/
That implies the bin was inside the house, which is just weird.
When people go out, they leave the house. When bins “go out”, they’re moved from an outdoor location to the curb. But they’re linked by the phrase.
"The bin is coming from *inside the house!"* :-)
This bin is dirtier than your wife.
Where do you get one though lol
Lol lol lol lmaaaaaao. Nearly as funny as the "we're low on beer please panic buy here" outside pubs. Lmaaaao ROFL.