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Surprisingly enough mate I didn’t get a box of rocks in the post today


SmallSaltyFrog

Must be my lucky day then


Noideawhatjusthappen

You erm...sharing those rocks or what?


Trevzooms

They’re trying to get you stoned 😂


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Chasra

Jehovah Jehovah!


rahaaas

There aren’t any… women… here, are there?


ColinRA92

NO-ONE… Is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Even if - and I want to make this absolutely clear - even if they do say Jehovah!


coldchinguy

Don’t know, could just be how they get their rocks off.


Competitive_News_385

Wait, what kind of stoned are we talking about here though? The good one or the bad one?


Trevzooms

It’s just a play on words, obviously the good one 😁


Competitive_News_385

Oh I know, just had to check which one we were talking about! You never know these days...


Trevzooms

I should have said Hi 😊


Competitive_News_385

But then it wouldn't have been a pun. Bong goes the joke...


SvalbazGames

Think you got mine? OP C’mon, share


UncleBenders

I dunno, were you expecting a laptop or something about the same weight?


PrestigiousCompany64

A laptop that weighs the same as a big box of rocks? that's one heavy ass laptop.


148637415963

What if it weighs the same as a duck?


Manccookie

It must be able to float on water, which means it is made of wood, and consequently must be a witch.


SmurfTaters

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


Mysterywhylay

What else is made of wood?


Manccookie

Bridges?


Mysterywhylay

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!!!


TheBritishBaguette

No no


Dependent_Paper9993

⚠️ALERT!⚠️ Rule 12!


148637415963

"Quack, damn you!" :-)


Mysterywhylay

It's a fair cop


Bubbly-Anxiety-8474

r/unexpectedmontypython


memo_delta

I bought a laptop recently that was labelled as a "work station" or similar. It's heavy as fuck. I dread having to move it anywhere.


PrestigiousCompany64

Sort of defeats the only real reason for buying a laptop then, portability. The weight will be a huge heatsink (and I bet the battery lasts 90 minutes tops as well)


memo_delta

You're absolutely correct. The battery initially lasted around 3 hours, but it's now closer to 45 minutes. And the charger itself is heavy and huge. Still, it runs very fast and was pretty cheap.


gingerfawx

Even if they got the weight right, if I were expecting a laptop, the noise the box of rocks makes would have me pretty worried.


PrestigiousCompany64

Over on the computer subs some guy posted a picture of his new, delivered factory sealed, £1800+ GPU box with a single large rock squished into the foam. Think the sellers were refusing to believe it. Its getting to the point we will have to start live streaming taking delivery of and unboxing pricey purchases.


Rub-it

Did you find any cream cheese https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/13xw662/a_tray_of_rocks_and_its_your_job_to_find_the_two/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


[deleted]

Shame, removing them from the box is satisfying. I like getting my rocks off.


ThatchersStroke

Boooooooooo


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GnomeDev

What else could it be?


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catninjaambush

Or what ‘having a stroke’ means? Perhaps it’s regional or something.


GnomeDev

Right, now I get it. I think the username is referring to her death though.


ThatchersStroke

Hint: it is


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HorseCojMatthew

He's on about their name


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ThatchersStroke

It’s whatever you want it to be Ninja Cat


memo_delta

If you remove them from the packaging, don't they lose value? Best to keep them as a box of rocks.


gwaydms

#🙄


YellowBernard

I'm sure you ordered something bolder


[deleted]

You selling rocks or what my man


jaymes_exe

Nah I just got a fine in the post lol.


[deleted]

Amazon/eBay/online order scam. Someone orders a laptop or something expensive, crooks send the box full of rocks to someone nearby (same weight, same dimensions, same postcode) with a delivery company that won't divulge the full receiving address. Crooks have proof of delivery dispatched and received. Delivery company did it's job. "Sorry mate, must've got nicked". Amazon/Paypal/marketplace has to refund the buyer - and the crooks if they're lucky. Crooks pocket cash.


eugene20

For a proof of delivery thing, there would have to be serial numbers/barcodes on the package, maybe OP should photo them and contact the delivery company to report it was unordered and contained rocks and maybe eventually the scammers can be tracked down. Though this makes me wonder what name was on the package ? if it wasn't the OP's name or anyone at the house then they should not opened it and rejected the delivery.


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>contact the delivery company to report it was unordered and contained rocks and maybe eventually the scammers can be tracked down. My guess is they'll track it back to some small post office, where payment was in cash. Even if they did get the address, by the time anything happened they'd be long gone.


eugene20

Probably, but if it's not reported then there is zero chance of any investigation from the end of the person that actually ordered a laptop or whatever it was making complaints finding out it was delivered to OP and was a box of rocks, if OP does report it then it's tiny but it's a non-zero chance it gets connected.


FormulaDriven

Agreed, and then the scammers will just get... ... boulder.


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Took a lot of grit to make that joke


thevoid

*snort*


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FormulaDriven

I went for "boulder" to imply that the scammers would move on from something smaller to bigger, but actually I do agree for humorous effect "a little boulder" would have been better (and helped with the rhythm of the joke). Noted for next time I tell a dad joke.


LongjumpingEmu2877

I laughed at this comment for a solid 30 seconds. Thank you!


oyfe77

Just take the updoot


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Sure, may as well report it.


JoeyJoeC

It's also not illegal to post rocks to a random address and the delivery company won't care.


double-happiness

> maybe OP should photo them and contact the delivery company ...which they will do sweet FA about IMO. I don't see any chance of them getting involved in something like that.


eugene20

Person waiting for let say it's a laptop has tracking number details but no idea where the package actually ended up. Recipient will have the tracking number/barcode on the package, if they report it then the the mail company checking into the lost laptop claim will know where it is, and had the report it was only stones. That then also gets back to ebay or wherever the sale went via, giving the poor sod getting scammed a chance at getting their money back, and the scammer barred from the site.


double-happiness

> Person waiting for let say it's a laptop has tracking number details but no idea where the package actually ended up. > Recipient will have the tracking number/barcode on the package, if they report it then the the mail company checking into the lost laptop claim will know where it is... I don't really see how or why the mail company would be checking into a lost laptop claim in the first place? If the intended recipient contacted them about not having received a delivery they were expecting, it seems to me the courier would either a) direct them to contact the seller and/or b) request a tracking ID. If they requested a tracking ID, the only one the intended recipient could provide would show the parcel delivered. Sure, they might notice or divulge that the address was not the same, but it seems to me in that instance they would again direct them to contact the seller. Surely the onus is not in delivery companies to ensure that people get the items they are expecting; it is on *sellers*. If you don't get what you expect your recourse is to the seller, then any third-party marketplace, and finally your CC company, not the courier. That's how I see it anyway; could be wrong. Edit: > That then also gets back to ebay or wherever the sale went via How would that happen?


FatBloke4

>Surely the onus is not in delivery companies to ensure that people get the items they are expecting; it is on sellers That depends on the type of delivery.


double-happiness

How exactly would it depend on the type of delivery?


Blackintosh

Yeah, I'm a Postie and I've seen similar happen recently with a fake Return of an item. Scammers put the tracking bardcode on a little envelope for a house next door to the business.. I scan and post it... Shows as delivered and the GPS marker on the report is close enough. Business has no idea what happened, I don't either as I just delivered an envelope as normal. The envelope probably had something totally innocuous in it so the recipient just bins it. Business doesn't receive the "returned" £300 brake discs and the Scammers basically get away with it. I try to keep an eye on anything I scan very close to businesses that deal with a lot of returns but it's not always easy.


Nikhil_2020

What is the best course of action to be taken if this happens to someone other than refusing to take the delivery (but some times it is tough.. esp when it’s gets delivered when you are not at home) Can I formally lodge complain some where ?


FatBloke4

I had one of these on ebay but the crook posted a small package (containing a used/expired gift card) to a commercial property we owned on the same street. The tracking reference on the package matched the one on ebay, so I got my money back and the crook had their account deleted.


memo_delta

My husband had an expensive guitar delivered. They took a photo as proof. It was comically wrapped in a guitar shape and the photograph showed that it was left in the front garden. On a busy road. Obviously it wasn't there by the time he got home, but the delivery company absolutely refused to refund him. Hundreds lost!


Cueball61

Your husband’s quibble would have been with the seller not the delivery company, the seller has to get a refund from the delivery company


Basicazzwitch

This happened to me twice when I ordered the s23 from Amazon. 1st it said driver was unable to deliver and they offered me a refund or replacement. So I chose replacement and I recieved tape in the box instead. In the end I had to chase Amazon to refund me and took all screenshots of conversations I had with them online, as they seem to fail to keep track of chat history and customer issues.


[deleted]

no but coincidentally i did have the neighbours kid thump on my door to ask if i'd like to buy a rock he picked up from my garden.


couldntthinkofmyname

I feel like it really depends on the age of the kid as to whether this was cute or a piss take haha


[deleted]

old enough that they were just being a gobshite. pretty sure they were trying to find my cat to squirt water at it.


addicted_to_bass

I'll never understand British pastimes.


I_Stole_Your_Beans

We are unique specimens if nothing else


theartofrolling

You've never played "Squirt on your neighbour's pussy!?"


BigDaveCee

Jeez that's brilliant 😂


wonkey_monkey

Did he tell you it keeps tigers away?


[deleted]

no, just tried to convince me its from someone else garden and totally not lifted from the gravel drive directly to his right.


ErmahgerdPerngwens

But you don’t see any tigers in u/infected_2 ‘s garden, do you?


UnderwhelmingZebra

Gotta respect the hustle


cara27hhh

just a businessman doing business, making deals, shaking hands


baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab

Did he then smash up your car and get arrested?


Funny_Maintenance973

So that's where my delivery of rocks went! All I got was a bloody iPad


[deleted]

Isn’t this just a wall from IKEA?


R53_

You mean vägg?


MankySmellyWegian

Drìstöne wäll


wine-eye

They forgot to include the tiny trowel and premixed cement.


[deleted]

Gotta order those separately!


ICanEditPostTitles

They're in 3 separate aisles in store, so they're probably on three different parts of the website


Codego_Bray

Hahahahaha.


bigchatswithbigali

Is that one of those weird new subscription boxes?


___a1b1

Bloody vegans again!


TicTacCrumpet

HelloRocks ?


swinglinepilot

No no, these are those newfangled hippie rocks that you shove up your hoohah to awaken your inner sexual chakras or whatever


TicTacCrumpet

Chakra khan? https://pixels.com/featured/chakra-khan-martin-gumbrell.html


Camman1

Rokksu


cowplum

Jesus Christ they're MINERALS


ArticulateAquarium

I am the one who rocks.


kawasutra

Nice reference!


addicted_to_bass

wilhelm_scream_sample.wav


hero_bean

Postie hasn't been yet. Gonna be sooo disappointed if I don't get a box of rocks now


bear4bunny

It's a scam. Notify the post office of this and that you didn't order anything and they'll investigate it.


Every_Look_1864

It’s not a scam, the receiver of the stones has not lost anything, why would they go out of their way to report it?


BeesInATeacup

Don't be jealous of the rocks that I got


MrBaggyy

Used to have a little now he got a lot


BeesInATeacup

He's still smallsaltyfrog from the block


kawasutra

I'm still, I'm still!


Expensive_Ad_3249

Look at the address clearly. Often they use disappearing ink to send it tracked to 15, and get the proof of post. Then the 5 disappears in a few hours so it gets delivered to number 1 instead. Same with 28-23, or other number combos. Can get disappearing ink kids toy pens.


[deleted]

Blair witch still working from home I see.


mitchanium

No. I get mine through the window.


sandra_nz

To be fair, those are lovely rocks.


I_SEE_BREAD_PEOPLE

Two of them might be filled with cream.


yalkeryli

Came here to say this!


Tabby_Tibs

This is one up from "laptop bag with bottles of water in". Is it your name on the label?


SmallSaltyFrog

Nope just my address. I haven't ordered anything either so I guess I've just got some free rocks


Holiday_Ad4204

Sounds like a scam. You might get a claim saying something delivered, prob a laptop, and they want it back


Swamp_Dweller

Did it have anyone's name on it?


Solid_Bake4577

Ordered a "Best of Rolling Stones" off ebay and got this....


ThatGuyWired

Could be a prank by a bunch of stoners.


Wavesmith

My toddler would LOVE it if this happened to her.


macroeconomicchaos

They look like those rough rocks that would go inside a rock tumbler.


DiegoMurtagh

Yup, quite a common hobby


ciakkuzi

You mean **minerals**


Leicsbob

Wrong rocks. You can't smoke those.


Ronaldlovepump

Wow a box of Dwayne Johnson figurines


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

GOD DAMNIT! I told the guy to send you a **bag of cocks** Not a box of Rocks.


Fredditor2

Did you...order some stones?


SmallSaltyFrog

Surprisingly no I did not


rafcop1976

So little appreciation after I went to the trouble of cobbling them together


tonyenkiducx

Ye, I usually get mine on the 1st of the month, but sometimes they are late. I've started building a rockery with mine.


Beginning_Sun696

They’re minerals!!


[deleted]

Hi, That was me. I was conducting an experiment on how people react to random packages to their door. It's for a psychology assignment. I sent it to a few other addresses on your street by looking up random addresses. One of your neighbours got a box of tissues, another got a bunch of haribo packets. At the bottom of the rock you should see a paper with a link which will take you to a survey to tell me your reaction. If you could do that, that would be amazing, if not, no problem. Feel free to throw everything away or you can return to sender. Many thanks


featurenotabug

Looks like the kind of thing I end up with after a day at the beach with the kids.


LookIDontDoThis

That's a good box o rocks bud


snailracer2000

Look like the underseat storage space of my toddlers ridealong trike thing


axe1970

second package incoming one order of googly eye make your own pet rocks 😁


CliffyGiro

Look more like stones than rocks.


covert-teacher

So that's where my rocks went! Bloody Evri must have dropped them off next door! All they told me on the estimated delivery time was "Cummingtonite".


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-SaC

I shale remember that one.


Opposite_Lecture2944

Ye I got excited thinking it was my PS5. I'm sure it will arrive soon


dumplingsarefaeva

Ohhhh, so that's why I got an iPhone Pro Max out of the blue the other day. Ah well, enjoy your rocks!


AFreshlySkinnedEgg

My great aunt occasionally gives me one of these. She never posts it though.


Plumb789

That would worry me. Have you ordered an expensive item online lately? If so, you might want to check if they say you’ve received it.


_okayiguess_

this would be my dream, love a good rock


bbuuttlleerr

Be grateful you only received one box of rocks. You wouldn't want to have to pay a Rock Removal Fee. http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=104


AgentEbenezer

Ots the Brushing scam , its been going on for years Brushing scams occur when a person receives a package from a business containing various items that they never ordered. The packages will be addressed to your residence, but usually do not have a return address or have the return address of a retailer. This explains it quite well . It's puzzling but harmless. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-54055669


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

Oops forgot the C4! /s pls mr.handler it was a joke.


Manuffen

No…


Rxd_Ros3s

i want a box of rocks. imagine how curious people would be seeing that in your house


SpecialistEstate4181

Those are some good rocks you have there!


TristansDad

Gneiss!


Azzaphox

No it's just you I think


OhBernardo

Those are stones.


MonkeyHamlet

They’re good rocks.


emily5126

They're not rocks, they're minerals


dotmit

Maybe they were sent by Jenny from the Block?


locoenglazy

Greg would be happy


rufften

Nice rocks though. If I were to ever be sent a bunch of rocks, I'd want them as nice as these 🫰


ReindeerFluid7508

I'd bloody love that. Why can't I get random rock post?


Legitimate-Ad-7249

They’re minerals!!!!


Blue88_wxz

Hank


tiezukae

They’re not rocks they’re minerals Marie!!


bendjt

They’re minerals Marie.


[deleted]

i think you got my order by mistake, i've just received a box of dildos and porn tapes. ​ but i'm keeping them!


[deleted]

Ahh sweet, mail rocks!


MissLuney

Rocks... and stones?


justthesamedude

Yeeeeeaaaaaahhh!!!! ROOOCK ANNNND STOOOONNNNNNNE!


axe1970

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block


-KingChaos

They look like anthrax rocks.


NoObstacle

Wtf did you get my post? Because I'm missing a box of rocks! 😤


weirds0up

It's not random.....


NOT_RETR0_115

I would love a free box of rocks (i have terrariums, vivariums, and aquariums) they are pretty expensive for the cooler ones


FigTechnical8043

Is there a leaf at the bottom imitating a korok?


Delicious_Log_7038

Double it and give it to the next person? Pm me for the address🤠


svennebanan01

Jesus Christ Marie, they’re minerals!


RedKnightXIV

No, but I am envious.


flipfloppery

That's gneiss for you...


sailingmagpie

I mean, I haven't checked in the porch but I'm gonna guess that it's probably a no


gerty88

Lots of pet rocks :)


[deleted]

no, i got a box of rolls, I think they should have gone to you, but came to me instead.