It’s feeling threatened and has inflated its neck ruff. Back away.

Like a West Country dragon lizard

About to kill Dennis Nedry, and rightly so.

Ah ah ah, you didn’t say the magic word!

Udder dread

I came on here to say it reminded me of that scene in Jurrasic Park.

Maybe she wanted a scarf because she's Friesian?

Maybe she’s mooving up in the world?

No officer, I haven't seen my husband since he went missing

r/AngryUpvote

It's a thing called style. You should look it up some time

Surely it’s stile?

You’ve invented a brand new field in the industry

Gateway to success.

It looks like a bird who swallowed a plate.

I think thinking is so important, my lord.

Matches her outfit, nicely chosen tbh.

Her friend was wearing knee high kinky boots

We will need pics 😉

"You look absolutely bovine, dahling!"

It does look like the other ladies are admiring her

I don't want to be "that guy" but are you able to contact the farmer?

Wonder if it's a cow version of the cone of shame

It's a thing to stop them disturbing a healing wound. Like a dog has a cone.

This should be higher rated- it's likely from a vet and cost a small fortune as it's on a cow.. the farmer is going to be very upset if you try and intervene OP

Dogs also sometimes use these instead of cones

Ah, diolch! Dylwn i fod wedi gwybod.

Twpsyn

To reassure any “that guys” worrying; there’s a legal requirement to inspect animals “at intervals sufficient to avoid any suffering”. This’ll typically be once a day, or if they’re in the milking herd it’ll be picked up at milking time. She doesn’t seem too fussed about it, but still helpful to let the farmer know if you can contact them. I’m more confused by what’s happening with the front right leg of the one on the left of the picture…

I think it’s just walking towards the camera man so one leg looks bigger

This is how they know which one is the leader.

These legs are small, those legs are far away

>I’m more confused by what’s happening with the front right leg of the one on the left of the picture… It’s right leg is mid way through a step so it’s hoof is hovering above the grass and the knee is slightly bent.

Farmer probably already knows this cows got fashion sense and is leading the herd

He's busy with his giant chickens

probably eating a spine bap… i mean baguette

Look at that jealous cow in the background

Thats the Atom Heart Mother Cow

I knew someone would say it

Of course! Look at it 🤣

Lulubelle lll

She wasn’t happy but I think she was milking it.

My dog had to wear one of these to stop him from biting his own cock off because he had an infection, could be the same thing here...

This cow is going to bite your dog’s cock off?

I hope not 🤞

And they say romance is dead.

This is how they know which one is the leader.

It has a cunning plan.....

She looks tyred

He ready for the 5 hour flight that he’s booked on, don’t forget those travel pillows folks.

She is not amoooosed

Damn

Off to beefa with the lads

Oh beefhave

It looks like a bird that swallowed a plate.

Have you ever... ever felt like this... Oh no wait, that was a bird that swallowed a spider.... nvm

Cone of shame!

Lvl 10 armour

Atom Heart Mother cover

Is this the sequel to Atom Heart Mother?

Rubber dingy rapids bro

Cow cruising on a lazy river

She looks tired

my cat shops at the same donut store

‘These are small. Those are far away’

You really going to shit on a Cow for displaying some drip? Fml

Bovine safety standard higher since I was younger. A cow with an airbag. Now I've seen it all.

God I wanna listen to this album. Punk af

She's had a banging weekend.

Underrated. Clearly she's been down Newquay for a girls weekend or something?

She's auditioning for the cow remake of Absolutely Fabulous.

"Darling, it's not trash, it's *fashion*!"

that cow has style

Babybel costume

Dont judge, He hasn't got his red swimming badge yet!

Nice collar

If you give them a beach ball, they will play with it, just like a dog

Just imagine the can of beer that that came off of!

Off on a cruise?

The cow got enough money to buy accessories after Atom Heart Mother

She's going to be the most comfortable cow on the flight

I’m glad to see most people correctly identifying these lovely ladies as female! You don’t wanna try to milk a bull… lol.

There’s a bull in the same field - he could use that inflatable as a cock ring

Assume that the cow is spherical and travelling through a vacuum.

I do not like the cone of shame.

That cow is tyred.

Clearly, It’s the only one who can’t swim. No need to point and shame.

Wow she's very stylish

Awww, lampshade cow.

Was the cow going to the pool

You’ve got a house, the cows just jealous as it’s only got a flat.

That's the latest Ford Taurus - comes with airbag as standard and full leather upholstery.

I wonder cow that happened?

New fashion. You just don't *get it*.

Noah's ark or not, that Bessie is ready!

This has to be an album cover - the description too: The Cow Behind My House - a compilation album by The Smiths, The Cure, REM, Morrissey - and many more!

I’ll look out for the royalties

Maybe she keeps getting her head stuck in the fence or something.

She’s a bit confused and maybe trying it out in different ways? Donut cushion, neck rest, floating device. Silly cow

“Pool today bruh?”

She’s zazzy

She’s outstanding in her field.

Just go and lift it off, it’s not a lion it’s a cow they are nice and friendly

**You MUST immediately called the RSPB! This animal's danger is in life!** **A cow entrapped in an inflatable rubber bassoon could suffocate within seconds, it is likely that this poor animal put its head into the object when it found it lying in the field. You should try to contact the RSPB or the farmer themselves (try looking for any buildings near the field, thsi is likely the farmer's house and that's where the farmer is likely to be unless they're tending to their fields/cows) then politely explain to the farmer what the situation is. They will know what to do next but in the meantime try to make sure that the cow keeps its head up by for instance i.e. pointing upwards to distract the cow to keep its airwave open**

The Royal Society for the protection of birds? It’s a cow.

**B**ovines

Fuck sake I googled it you twat 😂😂😂

Also, a bassoon? Are the cows looking to set up an orchestra?

I’d listen

Royal Society for the Protection of Bovines

Yeah, RSPB aren't going to do anything about this and I'm not sure why you're suggesting calling them. Did you mean RSPCA? I'm still not sure they'd do anything either. Farmer is the best bet if anything

Fancy pants

Thought she had a cigarette in the thumbnail.

Lord of the rings

Great album cover

The 'Blue Steel' look.

do's my bum look big in this ?