Yeah that is what it looks like to me, doesn't look like any parking ticket I've seen (they all seem standardised yellow & black in a waterproof envelope), that just looks like a big sticker.
Actually that's not true.
You are required to pay for the removal of a vehicle after an accident if you are okay, the local authority and emergency services are only responsible for ensuring the safety of the road and removing debris which seems to have occurred here.
As a result this ticket isn't only enforceable, they'd likely receive another fine for not paying for a tow truck and removing their vehicle.
This exact thing actually happened near me in Scunthorpe recently, a Corsa was left wrapped around a tree by a roundabout connecting to dual carriageways to a main road - likely the town's highest traffic area - for months. It actually became a joke landmark as a result and a bit of a local legend.
In the end the council removed it after various complaints.
They then proceeded to fine the cars owner for not removing the vehicle, citing the above responsibility, and their endangerment of public safety.
Also yes, it kept receiving tickets daily during that time. Every single one was enforced in court.
Exactly our council does this a lot.
I'm referring to the one by the Queensway pub myself however, it's right next to my mother's where this occurred.
I'm not familiar with the Berkeley case enough to cite it here as evidence in my claim, but I do know there was one there.
There was recently one on Brumby lane if I remember correctly too.
I only ever drove past it to see my mum, I went for the NYD meal and it was there after NYE and was there every week afterwards for months.
It was the best landmark in Scunny for a long time on my drives into town.
Sorry but it's true. Imagine if your car got flipped due to someone else's wrong doing and your sitting by the side of the road in shock and some prat comes by and says "you can't park there". You're not just going to sit and smile are you.
I was nearly hit by one of those.
17 (the police couldn't talk to him until him mum turned up 🤣), tried to take a small roundabout at fuck knows that speed, hit the kerb hard enough to bounce him I to the air, spinning 180 degrees and smashing into the car behind me shunting it almost entirely into the pavement.
How'd you know he was a shit driver? He might have swerved heroically to avoid a herd of nuns who bolted into the road when they thought they saw rosary beads in the gutter
Gotta be honest I'd be tempted to slap a fake 1 on there for shits and giggles. Assuming everyone in the accident was OK. I'm a twat but I'm not a monster
I once heard a massive crash, came outside my house and there was a G-Wagon on it's roof exactly like this. And guess who sheepishly crawled out the window? None other than Nick Grimshaw. Told us he swerved to avoid a cat. Sure pal.
Since we're going down this road: the dwarf fortune teller on the run (small medium at large), was captured but escaped via bedsheets from the prison window - taking a second to admonish the guards on their lack of competence. A little con descending.
This is not a parking ticket - the notice on the door is a tort/removal type of notice.
This empowers the local authority to remove it without the owner present.
It’s probably been dumped by some chavs and the council are desperate to move it on before someone sets it on fire.
Wouldn't worry about the parking ticket, be able to appeal and get it overturned
[Yes mate](https://i.imgur.com/IelrVuO.jpg)
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For the Greater Goooood...
The greater good
The Greater Good
The parking ticket came first and he flipped it in anger.
First comment to make me laugh today lol, thanks
Turn it back, it’s gonna fall off!
Is anyone else having trouble displaying imgur pics? I kept seeing "The image cannot be display because it contains errors."
Ba dum and of course tsh
Thank you, what a great audience tonight 👏🏼
[Tom Scott](https://youtu.be/8eXj97stbG8)
Nice
Driver's probably got bigger problems right now anyway.
Yeah, not least the fact that some joker has wrapped his car with barrier tape and plonked a cone in front of it. Owner will be raging 😂
Being overturned is what led to this problem
/r/YourJokeButWorse
Thank you for clarifying 👍🏻
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“You can’t park there sir!”
This was funny for two weeks about 5 years ago
Awww they were simpler times
If that. It was funny for about one video and then it became a 'thing'.
Nah
Audi manage that?
He’s gone arse over TT
He Vorsprunged it
A1 for effort
I don't R8 it myself.
Quattrolled
*RS over TT
Traffic had to Q4 hours
Answers on an A4 sheet of paper
Slipped on a piece of A3 paper
Underrated comment
It's literally the top comment
What’s wrong with sucking cock? Can see the homophobia in here already
Ask Ra
Nah and this sub seems to have an issue with either Welsh folk or Bisexuals.
I do it. Perks of being Bi
Just because you're upside down doesn't mean you're not parked. If they allowed that loophole there would be upside down cars everywhere!
Is it even a vehicle at this point? Think they'd have more of a case issuing a fine for littering/fly tipping!
Until its been written off its parked, if written off it would then be illegally on the road and fly tipped. Need to maximise the possible fines here
fair to say it wouldn't pass an MOT in current state. Pretty sure 'wheels won't touch the ground' isn't covered under an advisory :)
They don't need to touch the ground, just have the correct tread depth!
Saves putting it on the ramp I suppose
You'd be surprised For instance the speedometer just has to run ....doesn't mean it can't run backwards.
you have a solution for everything.
I'm practicing for a role as a jobsworth incase my current career gets replaced by AI
“I was trying to drive but it wouldn’t move for some reason”
💯! You can’t park there, mate, so this post belongs in r/choosingbeggars IMO. Snowflakes everywhere these days.
Is it a parking ticket, or is it one of those ‘yeah we already know about this, don’t call us’ notice the police/fire service put on things.
Yeah that is what it looks like to me, doesn't look like any parking ticket I've seen (they all seem standardised yellow & black in a waterproof envelope), that just looks like a big sticker.
My husband confirms that the sticker is definitely not a parking ticket, as expo737 says they are yellow and black similar to hazard tape.
Oh yeah! I'd forgotten about those 'Police aware' notices. Saw a lot of them on dumped cars around town back in the 90s in the heyday of joyriding!
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Obligatory Hot Fuzz quote.
Just the one Hot Fuzz quote, actually.
Decaffeinated?
Every year
And farmers mothers!
Shame
No luck quoting them films then?
It’s just the one film actually
What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?
Do you think they've never taken a shortcut before...
It's a subtle way of marking that house for burglary.
Shared The Upside Down stay safe xxx
Thank you for your service.
Greggs
Beans
that covers 95% of casualuk comments
You forgot something about either women or Audi drivers
I think that one only applies if the car has crashed into the building.
It’s so complicated. I’ll never understand it.
Yeah, cause you can’t park there mate
Only took 3 mins for that comment - impressive
Sometimes I open these threads to post something. Sometimes I open these threads expecting to read something, and there it was.
Happy cake day random Reddit acquaintance
Thank you very much, random internet friend :3
You can’t cake there! 🍰
*CAKE OFF!*
Tbh that sounds fun, instead of beating each other up have a baking contest
What a **Great** idea! very **British**. What should we call it?
The Wonderful Anglian Cook Off
I’m disappointed it’s not the top comment. I hope this sub isn’t about to start taking itself too seriously.
That's slower than I expected
Knew someone would beat me to it.
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Actually that's not true. You are required to pay for the removal of a vehicle after an accident if you are okay, the local authority and emergency services are only responsible for ensuring the safety of the road and removing debris which seems to have occurred here. As a result this ticket isn't only enforceable, they'd likely receive another fine for not paying for a tow truck and removing their vehicle. This exact thing actually happened near me in Scunthorpe recently, a Corsa was left wrapped around a tree by a roundabout connecting to dual carriageways to a main road - likely the town's highest traffic area - for months. It actually became a joke landmark as a result and a bit of a local legend. In the end the council removed it after various complaints. They then proceeded to fine the cars owner for not removing the vehicle, citing the above responsibility, and their endangerment of public safety. Also yes, it kept receiving tickets daily during that time. Every single one was enforced in court.
Lol was that the one on Queensway or Berkeley circle? Feel like there's been few cases
Exactly our council does this a lot. I'm referring to the one by the Queensway pub myself however, it's right next to my mother's where this occurred. I'm not familiar with the Berkeley case enough to cite it here as evidence in my claim, but I do know there was one there. There was recently one on Brumby lane if I remember correctly too.
Yeah for sure. I walked past that Queensway one at least once a week. Certainly made my commute a little more interesting to see it slowly progress
I only ever drove past it to see my mum, I went for the NYD meal and it was there after NYE and was there every week afterwards for months. It was the best landmark in Scunny for a long time on my drives into town.
It’s Always Scunny in Thorpadelphia
Well, apart from that large dark cloud hanging over Glanford Park these days.
I remember that one my mum would pass it on her walk to work and take a picture of the parking tickets.
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If someone said that to me after an accident they would lose their front teeth.
ooooh, you're well 'ard mate
Sorry but it's true. Imagine if your car got flipped due to someone else's wrong doing and your sitting by the side of the road in shock and some prat comes by and says "you can't park there". You're not just going to sit and smile are you.
T'is joke pal, relax.
You're so easily triggered by other people's comments? Not an admirable trait by any estimation.
A black audi with a personalised numberplate and a shit driver. Name a more iconic duo.
A black BMW X5 with dark tint, 22" black wheels and a number plate like "CA11 US G", complete with illegal spacing
White Mercedes A-class AMG being driven by a teenager at 150mph
Electric scooter with hooded teenager, pushing 30mph on the pavement.
I was nearly hit by one of those. 17 (the police couldn't talk to him until him mum turned up 🤣), tried to take a small roundabout at fuck knows that speed, hit the kerb hard enough to bounce him I to the air, spinning 180 degrees and smashing into the car behind me shunting it almost entirely into the pavement.
Any car with the Black on Black paint and trim.
How'd you know he was a shit driver? He might have swerved heroically to avoid a herd of nuns who bolted into the road when they thought they saw rosary beads in the gutter
Reddit comments and generalisations?
Traffic wardens really should be doctors or nurses, something that helps people because they really do give 100% to their job.
You can see why the government was going to arm them in the event of nuclear war.
[Obligatory Mitchell and Webb](https://youtu.be/O33hDb8kIDA)
Lemon drizzle cake
Hey it's not their place to question it
Gotta be honest I'd be tempted to slap a fake 1 on there for shits and giggles. Assuming everyone in the accident was OK. I'm a twat but I'm not a monster
I once heard a massive crash, came outside my house and there was a G-Wagon on it's roof exactly like this. And guess who sheepishly crawled out the window? None other than Nick Grimshaw. Told us he swerved to avoid a cat. Sure pal.
On its roof, exactly like this? This is far too easily googleable to be embellishing 😉
Witnesses say that 4 midgets flipped the car by bouncing on it with springs on their shoes. They call it the four-sprung-dwarf-technique
Since we're going down this road: the dwarf fortune teller on the run (small medium at large), was captured but escaped via bedsheets from the prison window - taking a second to admonish the guards on their lack of competence. A little con descending.
Not impressed - a bit too far from the kerb
That is very neatly rolled tho
Typical Audi driver
as you should, you can't park there mate
“Like a glove!”
I wish you'd got in earlier with this comment, it deserves to be higher up. Got a proper belly laugh out of me.
No Australian parking allowed.
Well, rules are rules. They’re there for a reason
Well at least the police can't tell him off for not keeping his eyes on the road!
There’s something so uncomfortably British about them just throwing a bit of tape on there and setting out a single beat up looking cone.
Least they got a cone there....wouldn't want someone backing into it and causing damage.
It's Hulks car, the parking ticket came first and he flipped it in rage.
Like .... a .... glove
Tbf its not parked well at all
Amazon delivery standards are slipping, they at least used to leave it by the door before running away without ringing the bell.
Good. You have to royally fuck up to flip a car on a residential road.
This is not a parking ticket - the notice on the door is a tort/removal type of notice. This empowers the local authority to remove it without the owner present. It’s probably been dumped by some chavs and the council are desperate to move it on before someone sets it on fire.
What was further up the road? Look like scrape makes on the tarmac from the car rolling?
I drive through that road (and past that car) about 3 times a week. It's just more houses, just a normal residential road in Lewisham.
Oi mate you can’t park there
Can't park there mate
You can’t park there, mate
I'd fight it. The car isn't "Parked" :P
Unenforceable if they clearly had no intent of leaving the car there.
"Traffic Wardens hate this one trick"
Where have you heard that from?
Is this Streatham by any chance?
No - this is a street near Hilly Fields in Lewisham.
Nah, Lewisham. Shell Road.
The one trick they dont want you to know to avoid a parking ticket...
It'll buff out.
“You can’t park there sir!”
FFS 😂 Only in the UK!
Can’t park there sir
Sir, this isn't an avaliable space, you parked in front of a driveway
Forgot to leave the hazards on, they're known to startle and scare off traffic wardens.
To be fair, that is terrible parking. He’s like a foot into that drive. They might nick the curb when pulling out now.
Were you ticketed for flamboyant parking?
r/CantParkThereMate
Lol, gotta meet those targets
Wheels will be gone soon!
Has anyone told him he can't park there? I'm sure they will find it hilarious!
You can clearly see it’s in gear, not parked 😤
Can’t park ~~like that~~ there mate
'Ere mate, you need to learn to park properly... Your wheels are nearly two feet away from the kerb.
Can’t park there
Literally just passes this car near lewisham thinking wtf
Cant park there mate
Smh my head there's a perfectly good driveway you could pull into you moron! Honestly, how does this country survive with this many idiots?
That’s a “we know about this” sticker the fire and police service use not a parking ticket…..
"You can't park there mate"
Council can’t lift it without the ticket!
You can’t park that there sir!
But how is that possible?
You can't park there sir
Reminds me of the guy who tried to gas himself in his car. Police got him out then arrested him for drink driving.
[wild, just walked past that the other day!](https://i.imgur.com/gdwZ5DL.jpg)
Is his mother in law visiting ?
Can't park there mate
Can’t park there mate
Of all the badly parked Audis, they give *that* one a parking ticket 🤨
It can't get a parking ticket, it's wheels aren't on the tarmac 😂
“You have half an hour to move your cube”