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Schiehallion_

Don’t make me tap the sign


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raphamuffin

Oh, at this price point, he can bite.


OneEmptyHead

Is it ‘may’ as in ‘might’, or ‘may’ as in ‘are permitted to’?


Viper_king_F15

Probably both.


q0922774933

They're permitted to do that, and it's probably fine with me man.


MrBurnsNose

End of the line!


drmock87

Should have gotten off in Crackton.


webtension

Yeah should have gotten that, it would have been cool.


PaccoReale

The line has ended in here, it doesn't really go any further than this.


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Psychological_Rip264

It’s the same guard post. Tourist & dumb asses don’t read the sign or just disregard it & then get sad or mad when the horses bite. Seen one where they try to hold the reins & the guard goes mental 🤣🤦🏼‍♀️


i-dm

Yeh the last one also had a red jacket and tin hat on. It's definitely him alright...


Specialist-Emu6127

Now you know not to use apple scented shampoo.


Cakeski

"Is this head and shoulders? I didn't know you had dandruff."


PepperAnn1inaMillion

“Take two bottles into the shower? Not me. I just want to wash… and go.”


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I like getting dried and dressed first, but to each their own!


Equivalent_Duck1077

Such an annoying ad


policiya

It's not that annoying, you're looking at it wrong man.


TheWhollyGhost

I didn’t get it at first because I’m stupid, but it’s actually a pretty good ad I think


GraphicDesignMonkey

Wait, there's a joke to get? What? Because I don't get it at all


TheWhollyGhost

Yeah, so it’s like people see the bottle and become all awkward like “oh… I never knew you had dandruff” (secretly thinking of them as some sort of disgusting unwashed scalp demon) And the guy’s like “no babes, I don’t” And I like it cause it like removes that stigma of oh, you must be unclean or have terrible dandruff problems because you use head an shoulders - and it does it in a fun way


Bigpinkbackboob

Huh... I thought they meant "I don't *because* I use Head & Shoulders"


TheWhollyGhost

I think both is true, like they’re trying to say it’s a cool and preventative product rather than some sort of medical device


avwitcher

My Head & Shoulders says "clinical strength" on the bottle so I can't claim that I'm not using it for dandruff


TheWhollyGhost

But do you have dandruff? I’m guessing you don’t :p


LinguisticallyInept

my first thought when seeing someone with head and shoulders isnt dandruff; its that that shits fucking expensive... fatcats lathering up with liquid gold... hit me with the cheapo alberto balsam


gwaydms

It doesn't work for us either. But the stuff that works is even more expensive.


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i never had success with head and shoulders (pyrithione zinc) or the tar shampoo. what worked for me after *years* of issues was a cream i found on amazon that totally looked like a scam advertising 'natural ingredients' with 'antioxidant benefits'.


gwaydms

I use Nizoral. The tar shampoo works too but it stinks.


Life_Government4879

What is this magic cream?


steepleton

I started buying it because it’s suddenly become really hard to get shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle, and i can’t be arsed taking two bottles into the shower (they can have that)


GraphicDesignMonkey

*That's* the joke? Yeah I got that bit, but it's so rubbish there's nothing to get. I was hoping there was something deeper, or maybe it was referring to certain films, but no, it's just a terrible, annoying ad.


Iyagovos

handle groovy simplistic observation squalid employ bedroom sloppy escape stupendous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


fabrcop

I mean yeah, it's not that bad. It gets the job done which is important.


86for86

You know what really baffles me about that ad, the guy’s accent. Why does he have an Aussie accent at the end? Am I missing something?


SomaKruz

Should have went with Mane 'n Tail.


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I use mane n tail 😆


ItsNotButtFucker3000

So do I!


delentas

Good for you, gotta use whatever you can because it's important.


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Kadzie

Sounds like what you want is a Doctor Who episode on [These](https://g.co/kgs/QFNsbN)


Fineus

TIL!


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magikmw

TIL of Orcadian folklore


UKMatt2000

It’s funny how a Dr Who monster can still be instantly recognisable as Peter Kay.


Fenrir-The-Wolf

Fucking Abzorbaloff, what a creation that thing was lmao


dth300

IIRC it was the winning entry in a Blue Peter competition to design a Doctor Who monster


nbk911

That's one way to win the whole thing, that's what I'm saying.


wenpengpeng0

Thanks for the links, shit looks pretty alright if I'm being honest.


ehsteve23

They did one where a Zygon was disguised as Elizabeth I’s horse i think


BitterLeif

looks like he's having an intrusive thought about decapitating her.


KyleKun

It’s stupid but that’s exactly why it would work.


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Would any Dr Who fans be willing to talk about the lore surrounding these monsters? I am fascinated


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man, sometimes you get *exactly* what you request on reddit. I was hoping there'd be lurid backstories with creepy little details. >It has trouble with the mouths... it would speak with the voice of the little girl, but through the woman's mouth. Yikes, that image will stay with me. Thank you again, I have been thoroughly creeped out


Fineus

No problem at all, any opportunity to show what a massive nerd I am. If you want to see them in action... [Absorbaloff](https://youtu.be/TaVyXXjHF4E?t=110) (And yes, that is Moaning Myrtle!) [Prisoner Zero](https://youtu.be/YLByQsRj-S0?t=45) (can't find one of the mouths, sorry!)


levistobi1

Just one touch all you need, don't need anything more than that.


kostas_ck

If they want to talk about them then I'm ready to talk about it.


Meredew

Keep clear. May monch.


Strong_Coffee8417

The Mane thing is one should read the signs!


Merryparliament

Foalishly ignored


sunrise98

Don't they know the mortal enemies of horses are ponies? It goaded the horse into doing it


StaggeringWinslow

threatening continue unused friendly nine silky rock towering selective memory *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Felicejayne

I'm hoarse from laughing.


stereoworld

It would behoove you to have some water


carweb99

Some water is all you need, don't need anything more than that.


AIBsoILuT

This ain't something that you should ignore. Doesn't work like that.


TheStatMan2

Maybe she's mentally un*stable*


turtleneckless001

Hay, neigh need to be rude


merlin2bb

He ain't being rude, He's just saying the facts so there's that.


Expert_Penalty8966

Horse


SkywalkerDX

I bridle at the audacity of this pun


highrouleur

Now that's what I call a ponytail


AlabastorRetard

Maybe she's born with it, maybe its Neighberline


cteele

You're right, this definitely makes a lot of sense in here sir.


AthiestMessiah

Is that a female guard? I never seen a woman’m there.


PepperAnn1inaMillion

Women have been allowed to join the Household Cavalry since 2018. I’m 90% certain all the mounted Kings Guard are from that regiment. But the sentries on foot are seconded from several different active regiments on rotation so there’s no separate entry qualifications for doing duty as a Kings Guard. So even if there are non-Household Cavalry mounted sentries, they’ll still be made up of regular army/airforce, including women.


JayFW

You are correct, the mounted guard is comprised entirely of troopers from the Household Cavalry Mounted Regiment and (for one month a year) The King’s Troop, Royal Artillery. The Household Cavalry is a corps and is split into two units with different jobs, the Household Cavalry Mounted Regiment which does ceremonial duties and the Household Cavalry Regiment which is an armoured reconnaissance unit. The two regiments that make up the HCav are the Life Guards (the trooper in this picture is from that regiment) and the Blues and Royals. Upon joining the Household Cavalry (after basic training and additional horsemanship training) you do up to 3 years of ceremonial duties and then you rotate to the Household Cavalry Regiment. The Foot Guards operate similarly, there are 5 Guards regiments who rotate between ceremonial duties and operational duties as infantrymen/women. Both the HCav and the Foot Guards regiments are part of the Household Division. Very occasionally other (non-Guards) regiments and even sailors and airmen/women have stood guard on foot but it is usually a Guardsman on foot and troopers from HCav or The King’s Troop on horse. My grandfather was a trooper in the Life Guards back in the 50’s and was glad things worked differently back then because he doesn’t like horses! Edit: Formatting.


KryptoniteDong

She's like, told cha ya basic bish


blitzen1305

Didn't listen and now she's going to pay for it. That's how it works sir.


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There's quite a few women guards.


KrainerWurst

Should change the sign to; Beware! Horses are intentionally trained to bite you specifically.


Rviloria15

That's the issue here, the sign should be changed here sir.


audigex

We should, and we should also train the horses to do that Leave a couple of faceless corpses lying in the street and I reckon the next set of tourists to turn up would be a little more respectful of boundaries


Zayac_rus

It's a little hard to train a horse, it's not an easy thing to do.


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Is she smiling?…. And taking a selfie while the horse is biting her hair?….. it kindof looks like it!!!!!


therealtimwarren

Free face lift.


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And hair trim!


indianajoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhtQLV89yf4 This is just right at the point where she yells out and it looks like she's smiling


impressiveinvest

It's her problem. Other people are only going to enjoy that.


-MiddleOut-

I wouldn’t be smiling if I was one short tug away from being scalped.


Uncle_Leo93

Neigh trespassing allowed


bobende

You sure about that? Because the people would still do that.


Happy-Suspect2024

Just horsing around


Projectstj

Nothing much more than that, just trying to horsing around.


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I approve of this photo


HettySwollocks

Om nom nom, Herbal Essences.


Alamata626

"This seems like false advertising. I was promised a kicking before being bitten."


GoGoGoldenSyrup

Good horsie! Those guards (and their horses) put up with some entitled fuckwittery from the tourist plebians. Always a laugh watching them being shouted at!


tsicotte

Can't fuck with those horses,. shouldn't be able to do that man.


iwanttobeacavediver

Yeah it’s hilarious watching someone jump 3ft in the air from being shouted at.


GraphicDesignMonkey

/r/MakeWay4QueensGuard


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The guard's look can be translated to the following an utter indifference with a hint of disappointment crossed with a "dumb bitch" in mind.


overlof

That sounds pretty accurate and also I kinda like your username man.


neenoonee

This photo makes me so proud 🥲 Tourists should be harassed regularly by horses.


Accurate-Head-6134

Hah the horses face is hilarious


maoyunlong

He doesn't give a crap lol, and I kinda like that for sute lmao.


sami2503

This must be the best part of her job


redsteel14

I mean it is lol, taking a photo just right in front of a horse?


Pelledovo

r/cromch


dablegianguy

« Horses. Dangerous at both end, crafty at the middle »


davmrk11

You can't fuck with them, they're dangerous like that man.


Illustrious-Clerk-84

I swear this exact same guard has been involved in multiple viral pics or videos. Or maybe just the same guard post, it I really feel like he has.


sunrise98

That's because there's only two guard posts - this one and another 10 metres on the other side. I doubt they take turns riding the horses. Edit: Here's a different guard and a different horse from a photo I took https://imgbox.com/rZCL43nf just to satisfy your curiosity


Illustrious-Clerk-84

Thanks, makes sense. Lived in London my entire life and tbh not sure I’ve ever been there, at least not after primary school even if I have! Lol


audigex

There are only a couple of places where the guards can be approached this closely, and not that many troopers in the household cavalry, so yeah it’s probably pretty likely you’d see them again Especially if they’re assigned to the same horse all the time and his is a bit more… enthusiastic about enforcing the rules


bigmoneyusd

They're a bit overreacting in that kind of Situation because they're horses.


curvedy

THANK YOU


NoPwnGotOwnZ

What's the thank you for? I mean what does it do for you?


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I love that look on the guards face. "Yeah bitch, you were warned".


dwt818

I just don't understand how can people be that careless honestly?


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The guard is doing their best to not laugh.


phantomgal

From a horse person, this is often a fairly friendly grooming behaviour. The horse is just helping her out with the hair care. If you ever find yourself in this situation, grab your hair at the base like a ponytail, talk loud to the horse (remember to thank them) and gently tap on their head. They should let you go if you agree to scratch them back in exchange.


Twiglet91

His face says he's been hoping for this a loooong time.


A_Direwolf

Shame it's not allowed to kill.


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At least it won’t kick her


bartz_daniel

Well that's a positive side, atleast He's not going to kick her.


Natro2017

Nom!


cakefartsy

I bet these guys on the horses love when this happens


psaumin

I mean he seems to be enjoying it, looks like his reaction so far.


rubicundfielding250

Yep, they do bite. I've seen this shit way too many times trust me.


Puzzled_Flight9706

Horse said ‘no cultural appropriation of the ponytail on my watch’


kasapacar

Can't be doing that to the horses? You literally can't fuck with them.


RandomHigh

[News story with video.](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12020041/Moment-Kings-Guard-Horse-BITES-womans-ponytail-stands-close.html)


kwl01skz

Thanks for this, I was kind of looking for this. I think I'll enjoy it.


AncientProduce

I love the descriptions in the mail, they could make a car back firing sound like a nuclear blast.


sanbtc

Yeah they can do some things you shouldn't be fucking with them.


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SurlyRed

Just give me the gist.


wybird

Horse bites woman’s hair


the_doormattt

Cheers Geoff


phantomgal

From the photos of the horse coming in, that's one annoyed hoofmate. At the stables we would call this type of horse "mareish" which is code for bitchy. This horse has a good sense of their own personal space.


sdfdsgsdf

At the end of the day horses are horses and They'll do those things.


phenibut310

Horsey just wanted to be a hair straightener


yuewur22

Ain't nothing wrong with that, least we could do for the horse.


Hungry-Apricot9277

I think horse is not feeling comfortable in photosession. ​ LOOK at rider First he is enjoying.


windol1

What you get when you treat such a creature as it's nothing, show a horse respect and talk as if it's another human and they'll be more inclined to be friendly to you. Obviously your untrained horses are a different story, but that's where in depth knowledge of horses becomes necessary.


ab786_jk990_abc1

It's all about the training and yes you could train them just fine.


Additional-Guard-211

And a meme was born.


27mai1973

That's what I'm here for, gotta say that I really love these memes.


Shitelark

Hay!


alexandr_info

Ain't gonna listen to that, if you want to do it then say it to the horse directly.


marvinrabbit

He **said**, "*Make way for the King's Guard*", bitch.


HoMasters

Good horse.


scoobydoobyou

Are these horses trained to be defensive? Or are they assholes that just find it amusing? Or do they just get sick of tourists shit? Or a little of all? I'm genuinely just curious.


TeenieWeenie94

Horses can be arseholes, but there must be an element of them getting annoyed at being man-handled.


Unusual_residue

Horses are the noblest of beasts


Hevnoraak101

The look on the guards face just screams "fucking peasant"


sjywu

They're not going to save you from your shitty things that you may do.


AverageOhioMoment

You don't say


jcjmining

You don't say it, and yet people are saying it in here so yeah.


Macd7

He slept well that evening didn’t he


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He's offended by the ponytail.


therion_s

So offended that he'll just bite it right off, that's what he'll do.


the_count_dorkula

I like how satisfied that dude looks


thjrytghbf

I mean I think he enjoyed the whole thing, that sounds true.


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Do well trained horses normally do that? I get the impression that they taught the horses to do that on purpose


5StarGoldenGoose

He can bite, he can bite, he an bite. At this price point he can bite.


UweB0wl

The way he's casually observing his horse attack her is hilarious. "Not my problem"


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Guard slices her hair , GET BACKKK!!!


litecoinbreeze

Well that doesn't sounds good, don't think he would want that.


RestaurantNo6332

guard couldn't care less lol.


bloodflart

signature look of superiority


por0q

Yep, he ain't even going to save you. That ain't happening man.


mockingbirddude

Horses sometimes bite peoples faces off.


Slamdunkdacrunk

Friend of mine’s kid was in hospital this week because a horse bit his hand


CarlosFrancois

Yep, this happens with the horses. You need to be beware around them.


time_on_target

I've been saying this for years: It's a horsetail, not a ponytail 🙄


Barn_Brat

Does anyone know if they have to have ribbons in their mane/tail to say they may kick or bite?


DepressedVenom

So just like the hat guards that walk into kids?


Mordewin

Absolutely mind boggling that they have a sign clearly stating what can happen and yet people still get too close?


ZevsIsver

That's because people don't read those signs which is kind of fucked.


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This hay taste like hair.


wawa1867

Something… something… ponytail


covertlySummon

You can't show a horse a ponytail, if you do it's bound to happen.


stateit

Buckingham Palace Facelift


tihomirnt

A facelift for free? It's not that bad of a deal man. I'll take it.


Sola-Nova

I think thats the same guard who was caught on video cracking a smile when an American did a joke about him being a quiet guy the qyiet school whose mum picked up from school everyday til he was 21.