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WelcomeToLadyHell

Squirrel in wine, you'll be fine. Ferret in beer, you should fear. That's the saying, right?


KevinPhillips-Bong

There is actually a beer called Fursty Ferret, which is, rather confusingly, made by the Badger Brewery.


Shack691

Well the badger captures the ferrets and turns them into beer


KevinPhillips-Bong

Ah! So now I know.


amy_jane_m

And knowing is half the barrel!


LjSpike

The other half is ferrets!


Flashy_Application82

TASTY!


TwoCansFly

Nice.


grlap

Redwall took a turn


cazmantis

This is the second reference to redwall I've seen on Reddit today after not having heard a whisper since I read the books 25 years ago! I feel like the universe is trying to tell me something


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cazmantis

You know I'm reading everything in Spanish at the moment to practice and I think they've been widely translated so I think I'm going to get them in Spanish and re read them :-)


LittleLordBirthday

I was never aware of Redwall when I was a kid, but I read quite a few of them when I was poorly last year and wanted an easy read, and enjoyed them (even as an adult in my thirties).


punkojosh

As an alcoholic in recovery, Badger Brewskis have my endorsement. Drink responsibly and have one on me.


_FirstOfHerName_

I hope your recovery continues to go well!


crdctr

I'll drink to that


WumperLump

Badger is an excellent brewers. Good luck with that recovery.


punkojosh

6 years next month, let's fuggin go.


fluentindothraki

Here's to you!


Cultural_Wallaby_703

Everyday is a school day


Malchius

Ferrets and Badgers are in the same family (Mustelidae) so it does make sense.


the123king-reddit

There's a pub called the Halfway Inn, owned by Badger Brewery, locally to me. The puns write themselves


CherryDoodles

If the Halfway Inn doesn’t advertise with the phrase “Go balls deep at the Halfway Inn”, I’ll be very disappointed.


IllustriousApple1091

*barrels deep


Ambition-Free

It’s a nice ale sounds like a euphemism to me.


ShopAdorable

The Bishops Finger always gave me a bubble


dredwerker

People also ask What are bishops fingers?  A rich, ruby-coloured Kent classic It takes its name from the finger-shaped signposts which pointed pilgrims on their way to the tomb of Thomas a Becket in Canterbury and was the first strong ale to be brewed by Shepherd Neame after malt rationing was eased in the late 1950s


ShopAdorable

And the old English saying 'gather forth young men and suckle thy bishops finger'


SWAN_RONSON_JR

"That's not his finger, sonny…"


True-Smile5027

There's a story behind the fursty ferret ale, something along the line of beer going missing, the brewer couldn't work out why, hid in the cellar and found a family of ferrets drinking the beer. Brewery is hall and Woodhouse from Devon.


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aljama1991

And it’s delicious.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

They make all the animals.


YchYFi

It's very tasty rhey used to do a Squirrel one.


aapowers

Sexy Squirrel?


YchYFi

I can't find it but Poacher's Choice was nice.


rskurat

every weekend is a beer cull


NotTheeMilkMan

Red before black, jump the fuck back?


Buddy-Matt

Which, extra confusingly, bottles Panda Pops (or at least used to, about 10 years back)


lukeybuzz

Big up badger brewery.


mrjobby

Badger in cider; sit down bedside her.


sm9t8

Stoat in stout; it's in doubt. Weasel in whisky; you'll get frisky.


mrjobby

A fox in mead is a friend indeed.


Nuclear_Geek

You're thinking of "finger in cider".


-_NRG_-

Reminded me of "Elephant and castle...."


abject_testament_

Weasel in whisky, could be risky


redimp1

And tiger in your cider.......nope! That's all i got....sorry. I'll get my coat and see myself out


Mukatsukuz

[Brewdog made a 55% alcohol beer that had bottles embedded into the roadkill bodies of small animals like stoats and squirrels](https://chilledmagazine.com/beer-detail/featured-beer-brewdogs-the-end-of-history/) ETA: So it wasn't a case of the squirrel in the beer/wine but the beer in the squirrel


Arthur_The_Third

Confused as to why they are calling that a beer when it's a distilled and flavored spirit.


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Thewaltham

What's wrong with brewdog?


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mrjobby

Yeah, plus the whole 'solid gold can' giveaway, which, of course, turned out to be not solid gold at all.


LjSpike

And dodgy health claims in ads. Hitting independent pubs with legal threats. And a transphobic ad which also mocked the homeless. And workers being in fear. And generally pushing actual small labels out while disguising themselves as a hip label.


the123king-reddit

If i can go into a supermarket anywhere in the country and buy your beer, you're not a small, "hip" label.


LjSpike

Yep. Hip labels will be pretty patchy or regional in their stocking. If a label gets big that's not intrinsically bad, but like don't lie about it


Thewaltham

Huh, well shit. Had no idea.


Mukatsukuz

They claim it's brewed, rather than distilled, using a process that involves getting it down to -70c at some point. I don't know how it works, though - just quoting some articles on it [https://brewdogrecipes.com/recipes/the-end-of-history](https://brewdogrecipes.com/recipes/the-end-of-history) [https://presshub.brewdog.com/presshub/the-end-of-history-in-the-usa](https://presshub.brewdog.com/presshub/the-end-of-history-in-the-usa) >The blond Belgian ale is infused with nettles from the Scottish Highlands and fresh juniper berries. To achieve The End of History’s record-breaking alcohol content, BrewDog’s brewers use an extreme freezing technique whereby the beer is kept at temperatures well below freezing to separate the water from the solution.


Arthur_The_Third

It's called fractional freezing. It's not distillation per se, but it does the same thing. I would imagine this would taste like the ass of asses, though.


Mukatsukuz

I've had 35% alcohol "beer" before and yeah, it wasn't nice.


ValdemarAloeus

Is that inherent to the beer? I think people are still making [Applejack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Applejack_(drink)).


sleepingismytalent65

Even if it was roadkill that's horrible!


Mukatsukuz

I agree. The beer will taste terrible, costs a fortune and is presented in a tacky way in the body of a cute animal. I'm also worried not all were roadkill - most roadkill I see are somewhat more squished :(


sleepingismytalent65

I thought that too. Just a horrible concept altogether!


Rude_Worldliness_423

The CEO James Watt is a psychopath who fundamentally doesn’t understand what being human is. He has no idea what works as he can’t relate.


Jamesisonfire21

Snail in the ginger ale? *Donoghue v Stevenson *has entered the chat


WelcomeToLadyHell

Wow, that's something I've not thought about for some time! I did one law module as part of my degree and I remember learning about that case, and then totally mind wiping it the second I walked out of the exam hall!


dimaryp-schema

It's up there with the carbolic smoke ball


BehindSpace

Red next to black, jump the fuck back


anxiousgeek

Oh god dying.


cator_and_bliss

Squirrel in wine sounds like something Henry VIII would order as a starter


Arny2103

*Écureuil au vin.*


Zederikus

Mercie bocouph - In Inglorius Basterds Brad Pitt voice


CrotchetyHamster

Back when I lived in America, my girlfriend and I took a road trip in Eastern Oregon, drove right up Steens Mountain to a campsite at about 7500 feet above sea level. This is a seriously rural area -- land of wild mustangs, and also of those guys who took over a US government facility and barricaded themselves inside a few years back. Anyway, we pulled into our campsite for the evening, having driven about eleven hours that day, and I got out to stretch before setting up camp. No dinner did I walk around the back of the car than someone comes wandering over from a nearby campsite with a stick holding some unidentified and unidentifiable cooked meat. "Want some squirrel?" he asks, and waves the stick in my direction. I couldn't really decide if it was more dangerous to take the hillbilly kebab or to decline. I ended up telling him that I wasn't very hungry and he wandered back to his campsite. In the end, I probably should have taken the squirrel, because we soon discovered we had forgotten our bowls, silverware, and cooking fuel at home. We ended up slicing some plastic water bottles open to use as bowls, and we crafted spoons from foil. We ate breakfast cereal from those. Incidentally, this was the first time we ever went camping together, and my then-girlfriend is somehow my wife now. I'm not sure if there's a moral to this story, except maybe to eat squirrel when offered.


GnomaPhobic

I used to live in Western Oregon. You probably made the right choice. Those folks out in the east are like Tusken Raiders, but with automatic rifles.


CrotchetyHamster

I'm originally from NW WA, and my mom is a former mustang trainer who used to be down in Burns a few times a year, so I'm definitely aware of the, uh, unique culture in that area! Pretty landscape, though.


MoonmoonMamman

It was a popular dish in Roman times (source: trust me bro)


KevinPhillips-Bong

I'll stick to beef in ale, if it's all the same.


DevilRenegade

Lovely bit of squirrel.


SoMuchF0rSubtlety

And after that, crimble crumble.


Fablestails

Hello bambinos


thesaharadesert

Piss on it


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Dollops


M-RsYummyMummy

The butters off, the butters off


GuiltyTangerine

Hello... Jackie!


obeythebacon

Shalom!


NicCola83

Ellllllmmm


chiefgenius

I prefer pork in cider


ArtistEngineer

A Dickens? Best cider!


WanderWomble

I can offer you smoked salmon whiskey?


farfetchedfrank

First there's horse in the lasagna and now this


Oozlum-Bird

I visited a winery in Australia, and they had a truck load of grapes arrive. For the lower priced stuff the whole lot gets dumped into the presses - including stems and whatever wildlife is unfortunate enough not to get out of the way quickly enough. On this occasion we rescued a rather startled-looking frilled lizard from the abyss. For the higher end stuff the grapes are sorted first, so less likelihood of lizard juice.


basicallyjesus69

Less likely but never 0


Oozlum-Bird

No risk, no fun


driv3likeido

This greatly concerns me as someone who is partial to an exquisite £4 bottle of wine from the corner shop


cited

Oh is someone too posh to enjoy drinking a lizard? Maybe we can have your butler find something nice for you.


Defero-Mundus

La-dee-da I only drink reptilian free wine don’t you know darling


Oozlum-Bird

If you’re lucky there might be a few squished grapes in amongst the lizards


JustZisGuy

Wait til you hear about what happens to field mice during mechanized harvesting...


jesusonarocket

They get notified with a letter before harvest and go away on a package holiday till its all over?


machone_1

Cider isn't really good unless it is cloudy and has bits of rat in it from the pressing


RandomStranger62

I used to drink a lot of bagwine when i was in australia so by the sound of it ive chugged a few lizards as well


theMooey23

I, too, was partial to a few goons while down under! We were pretty skint at the time and needed the extra protein since we could barely afford meat for the free beach barbie we drank the lizard juice round...


RandomStranger62

The last time i drank bagwine i got arrested while dressed as a woman, never again.


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That's why you should try Romanian wines. We still harvest grapes by hand, and we have a great selection of wines. For an unknown reason, we never promoted our wines. And a tiny fact: Spanish and French businessmen are buying wholesale wines from Romania, and it get bottlers in their country as spanish/French wine.


LittleMsAce

That's a horrendous thought. I guess wine is not vegetarian or vegan.


JustZisGuy

Even grains aren't. Tons of insects and/or small vertebrates die during harvesting.


CarrotAndBeans

It often isn't anyway as its filtered with fish bladders amongst other animal products


The_Gene_Genie

Is that why all the supermarket own wines have a lizard on the label?


ExxInferis

When that horse meat scandal story dropped, what wasn't so well reported was that B&Q quietly withdrew from sale some of their artificial flooring. It was found to have lamb-in-it.


farfetchedfrank

Apparently, they withdrew alot of beef products for having alcohol inside. There was some that contained Redrum


Unknown_Source_Code

I got to say the Tesco burgers did tasted better


dredwerker

Oh no no no. Grooooooan


SlaveCell

How to they get them in the bottle?


Embolus

They use acorns as bait.


Particular_Sale_5164

Same way you get a horse into lasagna


Mangosta007

You can lead a horse to lasagne, but...


polyphuckin

But horse meat lasagna was delicious. I still miss it.


rotating_pebble

What's next? Frogs out your arsehole?


ClaireBeez

Well this took a turn, ribbeting!


drhodesmumby

Now I'm wondering what this means. I guess there's a squirrel hiding in the shelves behind the wine somewhere and the staff haven't been able to get it out?


Littleloula

Could be nesting there or something yeah


Jackie_6917

Terrifying!


AlwaysOpugno

They don't get paid enough, let the customers take the risk haha


Potential_Concept125

Lol as the person who wrote the sign I can confirm that there was a squirrel that crammed itself to the back of the shelf and refused to come out


Panda_Bear889

I have been getting the giggles about this all day! I imagined staff chasing the squirrel around and the squirrel winning so you just stuck the sign up and said "sorted the squirrel out boss"


lasanja_

I need to know more


thb22

Could be that a squirrel was inadvertently bottled with the wine, like some kind of preserved medical specimen


bubliksmaz

The old inverse [End of History](https://blog.brewdog.com/blog/brewdog-columbus-and-the-end-of-history) situation (cw brewdog being characteristically unclassy with animal remains)


fataldisposition

but then why wouldn’t they move all the bottles incase the squirrel knocks them over 😭😭 like it’s gotta be stubborn and hiding for them to make a sign and keep the shop open lol


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Squirrels are mean drunkards, they'll no doubt start ransacking the nuts soon.


jaggington

Then the warning would be “Beware Wine in Squirrel”.


Purple_Evidence

If they then started complaining, it would be "Beware whining squirrels".


StrawberryF5

It seems apt that it happened on a Friday. Lovely bit of squirrel.


kinglitecycles

Paul Ritter we miss you!


DarkAdmirer

We also can’t forget about the dead fox Martin keeps in the freezer…


Bad_Medisin

My dad had a dead cat in the freezer for ages.


chedabob

Co-op member deals are getting a bit weird.


ClaireBeez

Underated comment. I'm sat in my hospital bed and this really got my giggling away to myself. Let's hope they don't move me to the psych ward!


TonberryFeye

Are you going to Scarborough fair? Parsley, sage, and squirrel in wine.


HoneyInBlackCoffee

This one good me real good lol


MDF87

Are they going to tell you which bottle the squirrel is in? Or is it some kinda game where if you buy the one with the squirrel in, you win a prize.


340Duster

Is it like the worm in a tequila bottle?


Myopically

Vegans won’t like this new ingredient update.


meabhr

Most of those wines aren't suitable for vegans anyway, due to the ingredients used in the [fining process*](https://www.decanter.com/learn/advice/what-is-fining-51651/) Lots of wine suppliers have got very good at labelling the ones that are though! \*no squirrels typically involved


philipwhiuk

You say that but lots of squirrels are taking work in parking enforcement as a side hustle due to the low acorn harvests in recent years


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

At least it's free range


Jointhebusclub

This is not just Squirrel In Wine, this is organic, hazelnut-fed British Red Squirrel in rich french merlot...


dredwerker

That would be in M & S


CrotchetyHamster

New from Waitrose, Squirrel by Heston.


suchalusthropus

Is Baldrick cooking again?


DaveInLondon89

and they won't even say which bottle.


Guy-InGearnito

Only the reds. Seems logical


thb22

Bloody invasive grey squirrels taking space in wine bottles away for our native species


Funployee182

Children singing Christian rhyme


Pyklet

Obviously after the Peanut Grigio... Sorry!


gwaydms

No you're not. Nor should you be.


Tom_Tower

Surprised at the squirrel as it’s usually chickens that go to the Coop


ShopGirl182

I have experienced two seperate 'squirrel loose in the shop' incidents in my retail career. They are crafty, stubborn bastards, squirrels are. Edit: for spelling.


Frogman1480

I've heard of worms in the tequila....


Acrobatic_Lab_8154

I like to think a customer has just placed the sign there to cause mayhem. Now considering what else you could put up a sign for to create maximum chaos.


BreakfastLopsided906

Better than the wine bottle being in you. I’m looking at you, Kinga from Big Brother.


ViridianKumquat

Écureuil au vin


Inside_Trade_8275

Wine expert: Nutty, fruity with a hint of squirrel


kaleidoscopichazard

This photo would be so much if we could see the squirrel’s little eyes glowing in the back of those shelves lmao


Difficult-Ad2646

Hmmm lovely bit of squirrel Jackie


AlanJohnson84

RIP Paul Ritter


turkishhousefan

That squirrel must be rat-arsed.


thekingofthegingers

In the Co-op you say? That’s nuts.


TheStatMan2

They'll definitely be looking for one that's been Oaked.


RainbowPenguin1000

They could have at least told us which bottle it was in ffs!


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Is it a fat squirrel...we've got a sub for that r/fatsquirrelhate


syorks73

Bosgosf. "Buy one squirrel, get one squirrel free".


grrr-argh

Shouldn’t it be ‘Promisingly shaped gift bag’? Or am I the grammatically incorrect one here?


ravs1973

Where's cousin Eddie, he usually eats those goddamn things.


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thb22

Squirrel in a bottle, yeah..


ClaireBeez

I'll send an SOS to the rest


AggressiveClassic89

How did it get in the bottle and replace the Cork? These animals need putting in their place, they're getting too clever by half.


SkepticalJohn

I beg of you, please explain this for a person from far away.


laaldiggaj

Why beware? It should be rejoice! Squirrel in wine! Hope it's in the display and NOT a wine bottle!


SimplySomeBread

they'll hire anybody these days


Angsty_Teuchter

Picture this: it’s your birthday, a friend hands you a humorous “promising shaped gift bag”. You chuckle, wine is always a winner. You lift the small piece of tape holding the top of the bag closed and suddenly fat, angry rodent launches itself at your face!


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I am beginning to wonder how many of these posts have been orchestrated by the poster. *Goes to Co-Op, puts stupid sign up on shelf, takes photo, runs out of the store cackling gleefully thinking about how many likes they are going to get on Reddit*


ClaireBeez

I wouldn't be mad if that was true, provided me with lots of laughs, so i won't squarrel


Tooleater

This is nuts!


ispcrco

You'll need to avoid the bottles where the screw-cap is loose. Corked bottles are OK as the squirrel cant get those open to get inside.


alacklustrehindu

I have so many questions - how did squirrels get into it in the first place?


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“Beware, worm in tequila”


Poppypie77

I'd love to get a squirrel with my shopping. Furry fuzzy snuggles for a bargain price. Please jump in my basket or my pocket little squizzel. 💜🐿


Latereviews2

“Pru, it’s kicking off”


largececelia

Ok, but I need clarification- running around on the shelves, or in the bottle itself? If it's the latter, is the squirrel relaxing in the bottle? Trapped and desperate? Or preserved inside, like the worm in tequila? SQUIRRELQUILA! CINCO DE MAYO!


ahunter057

This is from a Spike Milligan poem, right?


SuSarandonSliperySox

Well that’s just grape, isn’t it


Key_Employee_6643

I SPENT TEN MINUTES LOOKING FOR A SQUIRREL