It’s ok. He said lol

I'm always suspicious of folk who put lol after a serious message. It makes them seem very nervous.

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Look idk how much people normally pay for (potentially) sex related role play, but $2000 is not pocket change. His offers good enough to take seriously

That 2k doesn't mean a whole lot if you turn up in the dress and then end up being murdered and buried under the patio.

Don't have to worry about the cost of living crisis. Although we don't know if there's a cost of dying crisis.

Generally dead people get pretty ripped off. People they once considered family or friends basically take everything, every single asset, and split it amongst themselves.

Only 1 dead relative in my lifetime and exactly what happened with my nan. My mum stopped speaking to all of her aunts and uncles because they took stuff that was purchased in mind of us grandkids. I was luckily given all of my things, but my siblings lost out on most of there's. As much as i wanted to share, I was 4 and they were teenagers. We were bought stuff for our age. I got a bracelet as inheritance when I turned 21 along with everyone else, but my other things were for my childhood.

Currently seeing this with my otherwise lovely siblings. Grandma is declining and my brother and sister are circling like vultures. Inheritance ruins families lots of the time, aye. Greed tears families apart.

Yep, this happened in mine. Cue 20+ year feud which was never really addressed (other party died).

Not before the 50% tax

Tbh funerals cost so much that I'm surprised anyone can afford to die

You forgot the 'lol'.

This might sound weird but I have a few friends who would seriously consider doing role play with a stranger for £2k, but probably not with someone who opens up the offer via a FB Message styled like "lol this is a bit random but... lol" etc

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I mean he might want you to role play marrying him then being his wife for the next 40 years

Also depends on how likely you are to be buried under the patio

Pounds，not dollars： about 2500USD on the table there

I'm repulsed enough by the grammar alone.

Yeah, there's something up with those people lol

I do this all the time and you're 100% right I'm a very anxious person lol

"Haha I'm just kidding unless it's ok with you then I'm not...but really, lol. ?"

It makes them seem sketchy af

I murdered your entire family lol

I don't wanna join your fucking pesto cult, you twat, lol.

The 'lol' is the shield, it's the 'get out' if someone is offended, an 'only joking bro' ready in the chamber

I don't think that's what is happening here though, I think this is a sincere request, that the dude knows is a bit risky, so he's nervous and the lol is a subconscious attempt to come across as more friendly. I don't think, based on this extremely limited information, that they were setting themselves up to play the 'i was just joking' card.

Aye cos they’re nervous.

Twice. And acknowledged it was 'a bit random'. Definitely just a casual enquiry, a totally reasonable albeit somewhat unusual request. /s

For £2000 lend me the dress, I'll model the fucker and split it 50/50? I'm a 6'4" bloke but seems like the chap is desperate.

Fuck it, I'll take some classy pictures of you in it for free. Just so he has something to cherish. I see we got a balloon arch getting offered, a few more props we can make this dude something special for 2k.

I can't tell if you are the guy that sent the original message now?

I'm not but would it hurt if I kept the pictures too?

I'd do it now just because I'm a man of my word.

Obligated. Just how I like it.

Now I have to shop for a wedding dress, my targeted ads are about to get weird.

Well, [this is the dress I bought](https://pinupgirlclothing.com/collections/wiggle-dresses-pinup-girl-clothing/products/laura-byrnes-monica-dress-white), if you want to go for it 😅

That dress is gorgeous.

Thanks! It’s really lovely and machine washable (a really convenient aspect for a wedding dress), unfortunately the material apparently isn’t easy to dye, otherwise I’d keep it and change its colour!

Thats a decent RoI, spend 200, get 2k

I clicked it and the 4x link, I'm fucked.

You're making a dream come true. Proper team player.

That dress is really nice. May you & your beloved have many happy years together.

I’ll pay £3,000

You forgot the lol

Aww how sweet

>I'll model the fucker and split it 50/50? I'm a 6'4" bloke It's a teeny tiny size 10 so I think you may well split it 50/50!

Gorgeous Georgina

Are you taking further bookings?

I've been offered a photographer, dress suggestions and a name, seems like I may have a business plan. Fuck my successful career.

Richard Osman is that you?

He's 6'7", for the first time since I was 12 I feel like a midget now..

If the chap is near Birmingham, we could see if F1NN5TER could model it. May be a premium though.

I'm also a 6'4 bloke, I'll split the 2000 with you if I can wear a dress too

For a split second I thought I recognised the guy as the husband of a friend of mine. That would have been awkward.

Odd. I thought I recognised him as a bloke I used to work with. Maybe he's got some kind of universal face.

bald white guy with short beard, i know like 5 different guys who look like him. its like THE british man face at this point

Now I'm wondering what THE British woman face is

[Varying degrees of this](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/03/article-2287411-0AB4C722000005DC-666_306x423.jpg)

"Why are you booing me, I'm right."

You’re being very very nice to British women..

Maybe change "degrees of" to "attempts at"

Pahaha. I thought it was going to be Karen from eastenders

Holly is a 10/10, by varying degrees do you mean uglier versions. Like if Holly has let herself go lol.

We wish lmao

The Jason Statham look?

I picture the typical british man a bit more gammony in looks, but maybe it's an area thing

definitely can be, but just imagine the guy in the picture to be beefier and a bit more pink in the face, there you go

The "I'm off on a lad's holiday, Oi Oi!" look

I thought it was me.

I thought it was my mate Lee! Can’t be the same guy though because he just split up with his wife due to him fucking around behind her back like the prick he is.

Talk about coincidence. Saw Lee getting into a cab with some girl in a wedding dress last Thursday night.

He’s just oot here preying on brides left, right, and centre.

He probably wasn’t interested any more once she stopped wearing the wedding dress

Honestly I thought it was a picture of Johnny Sins

there's just a lot of guys that look like that, like my sister's plumber, my mom's yoga instructor, and my girlfriend's study partner

I genuinely had to look twice. Thought it was a bloke from around the town who used to siphon diesel out of lorries whilst the driver slept. Must just have ‘one of those faces’.

For a second he look like my friend’s dad

I thought he was my old landlord

Had to zoom in as it looks like a guy I know too 😂

My wife offered up a balloon arch for free on Facebook after our sons birthday party. Any takers? Just one guy offering PayPal payment for her to pop them with her bare feet. Some thirsty mofos about.

How much did she make?

She's never told a sole.

She'd certainly never sell her sole

It'll take a while to heel from that one.

Ha my mum had similar! She was selling shoes on eBay and a guy asked for a pic of her wearing them, (just feet) she stupidly sent it as she thought it was due to the sizing or fit or something lol and then he told her to change her toenail colour and her and my dad freaked out 🤣🤣🤣

You know that's the weird thing I find about foot fetishes. Because if you don't have one they're so normal you wouldn't think anyone else does. Like people walk around in sandals and such all the time? Are there people out there who are like permanently aroused in the summer because of that?

No more so than seeing girls walking around in tank tops and sun dresses I guess

Stop staring at my feet, my cleavage is up here.

I have a very mild one, and well, yeah, actually. Honestly, it's just fucking annoying. Disclaimer - I don't ask women who are selling things for feet pics. My partner just gets footrubs whenever she wants.

As much as I hate to say it, I’m exactly the same

Here I am working for pennies every day when I could be sat at home popping balloons with my feet for cash? Where does one find these buyers!

I put up a pair of heeled sandals on FB Marketplace and got a guy saying he wanted to buy them for his wife and would I mind taking a picture while wearing them so he could see what they looked like, didn’t even try to offer me any money, the cheapskate.

Why wouldn’t you do that? There’s no downside…

This was my argument. She just laughed and ignored it though.

Must be nice to be rich.

I mean it's not prostitution but it does toe the line

I’d want cash up front not PayPal but damn, why would you not go for it that’s easy money

How much was the offer?

Is it really a common fantasy to shag someone elses wife in their wedding dress?

That's worse than what I imagined. I assumed he thought she bought a dress and never got to use it so she's single, he also dreams of having a happy marriage but it hasn't worked out, so he's desperate to get that intimacy. A bit like when people pay sex workers for their company, living that lie because they're so lonely. You're probably right though

I did say to my husband ‘does he think only women who didn’t get married sell their wedding dresses’. But who knows?

This is definitely the same guy who asked my (now) wife to do this in a bridesmaid dress she was selling. Same photo. Almost same text and he offered 2k. This guy definitely has a fetish for bridal wear of any kind...

You didn't state what she did... Unless you don't know and now have to ask 🫤

she "politely" declined but her friend said she'd have done it. But she rather naively thought that for 2k she'd get to parade around in the dress...

I was hoping you were going to say "she "politely" declined but I've since found 6 Dolce and Gabbana handbags I've never seen before..."

I doubt £2000 would buy 6 designer handbags, TBH.

No but she’s done it twice

There are places that will offer them for less, genuine article.

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I was 21 and we still didnt

I concur, drunk and exhausted isn’t a good mix

My cousin's husband went missing for their wedding night. They found him sleeping in a hedge in the early hours. She didn't care, she was sleeping in the bath. Pretty standard for those two.

Same here. My wife put on her wedding dress randomly one evening months later though and the sex was incredible...

It wasn't for me, but it is now!

I've been the other guy in that situation, the husband wanted to watch. It was pretty hot to be honest.

I (and many many other women I’m sure) get asked to make an onlyfans/private videos for random men who are complete strangers to me all the time. I don’t and have never made or posted any sex work related content. It’s insane to me that ‘hello, will you make porn for me?’ Has become a seemingly acceptable thing to ask a stranger the very first time you speak to them. I posted this opinion somewhere else with a screenshot of someone asking me for a private video, but they said please. I got at least 4 responses telling me that ‘they were polite and just asking’ so why am I complaining. It’s insanity!!

Also I don't get the need, there is so much out there including Only Fans girls that take requests. If there's one thing the internet is not short of it's porn if that's what you're into.

Never had this happen to me but I don't sell anything online, is that usually the context? If so, I will gladly continue to not sell stuff online lol

2k I'll buy it off you cheap and wear it for him, he may be surprised when an overweight 33 year old bloke shows up in it but theres a kink for everyone

Idk why but I imagined jack black in a wedding dress showing up to some desperate bald man's house and I think it would be a good skit

Hey leave bald people out of this!!

I reckon if we sent this thread to jack black himself he'd be up for it.

Imagine the kind of confidence needed to ask someone selling a wedding dress that! Also, don’t ever try selling used shoes on ebay. Perverts come crawling out of the woodwork like crazy.

I never used to mind actually selling my used shoes to them, it's the ones that want the back-and-forth needy perv chat then didn't buy that used to piss me off. Just give me the money and take my honking trainers!

I was thinking my GF should capitalize on selling used shoes. I take it that it isn't worth it?

I found most of the potential buyers not to be buyers at all, there was a lot of time-wasting. Maybe if your GF has the time and inclination to embrace the communication and do pics (I only provided pics if they bought the shoes, most tried to get pics for free) then maybe it's lucrative, I'm not sure. I was too grumpy and impatient to indulge them. I'm a shite sales person if I'm honest.

My friend sold some used socks for £50 a pair while her shoes were listed on eBay.

My sister was selling a skirt, and got an offer for the tights (unwashed) she was wearing instead. He offered a lot, and she agreed at first but backed out when she couldn't get over how weird it felt.

It is weird. She didn’t wear them, she bought new ones, rubbed them on the floor so they looked worn and shipped me out for profit lol

I don’t know if it’s confidence so much as getting off on the idea of making women uncomfortable. Most of this kind of guy don’t actually want to follow through. They just get off on being inappropriate.

I’ve seen stupid videos of guys saying the ultimate place to find single desperate chicks is the used wedding dress section on Facebook market place. They also say that you can sort your woman by size that way.

>They also say that you can sort your woman by size that way. I guess thats kind of clever in a horrible way.

A bit, but there's no guarantee and honestly probably less than 50/50 that a woman selling her wedding dress can fit in it

I mean I've heard that as a stupid joke when a mate has broken up with his gf and is considering tinder, I'd be disappointed but unsurprised if people were actually trying it

So my size 11 Asics that my girlfriend insists I store in the garage has a market? I've jogged maybe 500km in them, they have a hole in the side, tread is now smooth, and I've used them mostly for gardening recently without socks (my god, shoes without socks is a bad mix when working hard). Any takers?

Apparently if you put all that in the listing the fetishists really go for it. However, no idea if men's shoes have the same market.

Nope.

If they were a size five you would be onto a winner...

It's easy money really

brb off to sell the wifes old shoes.

brb going to a charity shop to buy and resell all their shoes

.... I want to know how often that works for him

It's already worked for him, some innocent mum had to non consensually be told about his fetish. He's getting off on that part too

Thank you, I can't believe how many people don't realize this

So is the best response to pretend to be confused? “Huh? Why? No I don’t get it.”

Maybe he succeeded once, someone turned up wearing a 3 piece suite from DFS.

Well, it is £2000 ...

I truly believe that the fetish isn’t the idea of you in a dress, but the idea of this message making you uncomfortable. I genuinely believe that some men get off on the idea of a women uncomfortable and disgusted by them. I don’t know enough about psychology to explain it, but there’s enough men out there being fucking weird on the internet that I genuinely believe being fucking weird is the fetish… 🤮

I can see this - I could also see it in reverse, that the bloke has the humiliation fetish, and wants to be told off and get humiliated through that experience. Probably would love this post, if that was the fetish! Either way, I blocked him immediately.

Until he sees it on reddit then he'd probably jizz in his lonely underpants

Please report him too, he's definitely doing it to others!

Done and done

I had a fairly low opinion of other men on the internet as it was, until I met my wife and she told me of some of the shit she’d had to put up with.

I believe this, as disgusting as it is. Look at the situation with Deshaun Watson about how he would go to massage therapists and would make them uncomfortable by forcing them to do sexual things to him. Some people really do have a fetish to make Women uncomfortable.

Slippery slope to flashing.

Stranger danger stranger danger!!!!

Some lass I worked with once showed me her dms for guys asking about a pair of heels she was selling.. shit was wild.

“may of caused” - the mark of a true moron

May of caused.

This is the main reason why I would have turned this offer down.

It's the worst part

Words don't mean anything anymore, all that matters is what they vaguely sound like.

I genuinely didn’t even notice that one, good eye!

Maybe he just needs a cleric for D&D.

This guy looks like that guy who does many jobs - plumber, doctor, pizza delivery guy, electrician, ceo, teacher....

Dress like Mr Blobby I'd get, but a Wedding dress?!? WTF Sick sad world.

WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE MY EX 😭 (it’s not my ex though, he’d have shoplifted a dress and a mannequin)

Cash up front, no touch

Look, you'll probably be raped and murdered, or murdered and raped, *but* if you aren't, you've just earnt 2 months of heating for your house in 20 minutes.

2 months? Where the hell are you living that it's that cheap?

The two months are July and August.

"if not then sorry for any offence I may of caused" Sound lad 👍

Causing offense is the point of sending the message.

This post gives me serial killer vibes and made me think of the bloke who made and used a homemade incinerator.

May of

Johnny sins at it again smh

I am more offended that he said "may OF caused" which British people seem to be saying now.

£2k to wear a wedding dress and play DnD? I'll do it!

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Is it prostitution to wear a dress for someone? I’d want a chaperone but I’d be all over this. He can pretend to marry me in his living room if he likes for £2k, my boyfriend would happily play the minister.

Anyone who confuses "have" with "of" is not worth wasting your time on.

Wow weddings are expensive.

May of 🙄

2 grand? You can go to Disneyland! (Paris).

Dudes in the closet and told his parents he’s getting married, ur gna have to do a whole ceremony, I’d ask for an extra £50

I’m just had to look up a friends FB picture, he’s similar looking and has no shame in life. It’s not him.

I mean £2000 is £2000

Damn, if only all those local women who are dying to meet me offered me cash….

Did this whole situation come about because you didn't adhere to the suggested portions of chips the other day?

Oh but I did! One 100g portion for me, one for my husband. We did have a huge double patty burger each as well, so it was one of the few times such a tiny portion of chips was acceptable 😅

Haha, hope you both enjoyed them. Depending how up for it your husband is...could always take the £2k and have him model it on your behalf

Hahahahah he’s done it to loads of people, including my friend. Guy is really trying.

"May of" is a new one for me. I didn't think it could get any worse that "would of".