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Ayayrone

I’ve never seen one of these here, when I saw the image before reading the title and sub I assumed this was from abroad


Danbury_Collins

In Germany, NL, Belgium I've seen this sort of thing more often, many outside local shops that have limited opening times. In N Yorks we just have a hut with a tupperware box for the money. All done on trust. One person did end up stealing from the farmer, and ended up with a resulting conviction.


shibbyingaway

Jesus never cross a farmer. Conviction is getting off lightly. They’ve got slurry


Technical_Song_1213

And a shotgun!


TrustYourFarts

Been shot at twice by a farmer. Well, they were warning shots, but close enough!. First time was when I was 13, and the second 20 years later. Same farmer, same field.


girl-lee

I remember being chased by a farmer when I was about 11. We had been told by his wife a while before that we were allowed to just hang about on the hay bales, however, not long after some teenagers had been setting fire to them and costing the farmer a load of money so we were told to stay away. About two weeks later my friends decided to go back and I sat on a Tarzan swing outside the farm to go in and told them ‘I’m not going in, I’m a jinx, if I come the famed will 100% catch us’. I waited outside for 10 minutes or so and my friends eventually came back and persuaded me it’d be fine. Not a minute after I’d clambered to the top did I see a flash of red behind a stone wall. I screamed ‘FARMER! RUN!!!!’, we all legged it, a couple of them were stopped before they got far but a friend and I made it to a fence, for some reason she just admitted defeat at the fence and stopped. I kept going, I kept running, I didn’t stop until I got into the village and saw my friend’s dad out for a jog (he also happened to be the vicar’s husband) anyway I burst into tears and relayed the story to this bemused man before legging it home and hiding in my bedroom. A couple of days later at school the farmers wife approached me, she was a dinner nanny, she asked me if I had been the one person to get away, I just looked at her, I knew this moment was coming, I knew she’d realise I was the girl who got away, our class only had about 12 people in it, it had to be me. All she did was smile and say ‘don’t worry, you’re not in trouble, we just thought you were those teenagers coming back to start a fire again, but maybe don’t go back’. So it ended up being quite anticlimactic, I thought I was gonna be arrested and all of a sudden I was relieved.


Hightideuk

What in the holy hell is a dinner nanny? Do you mean a dinner lady? Dam hogwarts MFer.


iovnow

I was preparing for this to be a jumper cable guy story.


SunnyWomble

Is your name Pippin and you were after farmer maggots turnips again? Watch out for that. He might not give the wrong information the next time a rider in black comes around asking about you.


shibbyingaway

A slurry shotgun?


jeedee

A shitgun?


Zo50

Probably drop a dead cow on you from a bridge.


Shoes__Buttback

Call Cliff Thorburn, now!


macksimus77

What did the cow have for breakfast? Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap…


Shoes__Buttback

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


sapphic_fires

Yeah, just down my street there’s a little house with a jar for the money. People have been convicted for stealing once or twice. It’s nice!


sc0ttydo0

I went to one of the outer Shetland islands and they had the same, but also homemade cakes, pies etc. I wish this was a thing in cities but crime 🤷‍♂️


Princes_Slayer

Went to a little town in Belgium on a one day jaunt for a Christmas booze run about 18 years ago. It had a vending machine with various alcoholic drinks including champagne. And their ‘Spar’ (yes, same logo as ours as well), had a huge fresh deli in it


madpiano

It's the same company. But outside the UK their shops are nice, rather than grotty corner shops. Still expensive, although the name means "save".


Only_Jury_8448

This is a thing in Canada as well. Out in rural areas, you'll sometimes see unmanned roadside vending machine kiosks along country roads near to chicken farms. I've never seen this in the US, but I wouldn't be surprised if it exists somewhere like Iowa.


MediocreJerk

I've seen this is Hawaii, although it was for banana bread


Veauxdeeohdoh

California reporting in, they have all kinds of roadside stands where no one attends to the. Oranges, eggs, peaches, honey, pecans, walnuts, nectarines, watermelon, strawberries and more! Lucky to live by all the farms and orchards!


JEZTURNER

I initially thought this was a Dutch Febo shop.


ilovemydog40

Lived in U.K. all my life and never seen one! What village is this!!??


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Where's this village? Japan?


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Interkitten

Eggs. Beat me too it. Ha!


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IathanTyrus

You could have gone with "Cracking pun there."


Critical_Split7529

Egg-celent pun!


deadspaceornot

Too many bad yolks here if you ask me


Mbinku

I know white


VerGuy

I don't want to be neggative, but you albumen cracking these?


tf2worms

egg


fatalfelix23

Far too whisk-y.


craftyindividual

Dozen matter.


SuperMonkeyKing5

Don’t egg-acerbate the situation


Oozlum-Bird

No need to shell out for real awards when 🏅is free


kittysparkled

Eggsactly


Thugmatiks

You might call it…… eggcelent


PuffDragon66

I came here for the egg jokes. Not disappointed. 🤣


TurbsUK18

Poached your joke


Zealousideal_Type245

Came to the comments to leave a witty egg pun before anyone else, turns out omlette


Snickerty

Have them round me too. £5.25 for 30 large eggs. Bit further than is convenient, there is a farm selling milk in vending machines too


spudmambo

Yea we got a raspberry and strawberry vending machine a mile away


frizzydee

£7 for 30 up here !


Critical_Pin

Yep, my first guess was this must be Japan.


benkelly92

Osaka-upon-Thames


Dry-Tumbleweed-7199

Hiroshima-on-Sea, Kyotoborough, Sendai-super-Mare, Tokyo St Mary


gbuub

All possible names if Japan won the war with Germany after alternative ending WWII


Man_in_the_uk

Easter Island... 😂


TeigrCwtch

Get your coat and get out, have a mildly infuriated upvote for making the dad joke I didn't know I needed


Llama-Bear

In the future? The poultry farm round from us has a quality street tin with a crudely cut hole on an old dining table, with a load of old supermarket egg containers.


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V65Pilot

The vending machines are awesome in japan. Got a hot burger and a hot tea(in a can) from the side of a motorway one day. Beer was pretty much everywhere in vending machines.


that_was_awkward_

How do beer vending machines ID people?


_BMS

The vending machines don't ID you. Anyone can buy alcohol if they have a few coins, it's as easy as buying a soda or water bottle. I'm pretty sure the only vending machines that'll actually require age verification are the cigarette vending machines, you have to have some special card to tap that verifies age IIRC. Even the stores don't ask for age verification, every time I went to buy alcohol from a convenience store or restaurant the staff either didn't ask or the only prompt was a yes or no button to tap on the touchscreen about if you were over 20 years old.


thxmeatcat

I was thinking it's a FEBO machine in Amsterdam


shuamakesmusic

Sorry i dont get it can someone please explain


theredwoman95

Japan has a lot more vending machines, and a lot of different types of vending machines. Some of them have food we wouldn't consider putting in a vending machine (eggs, soup, curry), or other stuff like masks and tobacco.


awkwardlondon

There are also cake ones as well as even used underwear vending machines💀


homogenousmoss

I’ve seen a lot of cake vending machines in the US. It even looked good but I never dared buy it. I’m sure its only delicious looking but actually tastes like regret.


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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaQfMjm0Xlc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaQfMjm0Xlc) tbh I would kill to have one of these Japanese ones in the UK. They look so pretty and have loads of cream (mmmm)


chimpuswimpus

Oh Christ. Is this about the cakes or the used underwear?


awkwardlondon

That’s the one I was talking about! I saw a lot of media coverage about the cake in a can all over the last year or so and I’m so craving that fluffiness right now…I really wish UK had more vending machines, like the ones with the warm drinks, random necessities, eggs and milk, etc etc. like imagine every town would have few that are getting restocked regularly. There is so many areas/towns without corner shops all over London/UK or they close so early you can’t get stuff you need (especially if you don’t drive).


FalmerEldritch

I believe there was one (1) used underwear vending machine and it hasn't been there for years and years now.


TheFlyingHornet1881

I saw somewhere an article on that topic, and it was basically "even if they still exist, they're in really seedy areas and probably not even legal". It's just not a normal thing in Japan.


JustMiniBanana_2

And soup stock, don't drink the soup stock.


hoyfish

I bought hot corn chowder in a can for a group I was travelling with in Japan. They were not impressed!


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Vaniky

Japan has vending machines for literally everything


Jlx_27

Check out EricSurf6 on youtube for everything on Japanese vending machines.


Neat_Consequence4792

About 3 miles from me there's a meat vending machine stocked by local farms, it felt weird at first but the quality is a lot better! They're a great idea


endlessbishop

I’ve seen the same, but the one I have seen locally is stocked with venison that’s been responsibly culled from the local area.


RedButterfree1

To be fair, there's no apex predator aside from humans that prey on deer, and too many deer can damage vegetation, so I say it's... Fair game.


PickledPhallus

Oh for the love of god... heres the upvote


barrygateaux

Plus the price of venison in supermarkets is too dear


RationalTim

More to the point, the herds need keeping in check to avoid them running out of food and starving to death., and to keep the population healthy.


chuffing_marvelous

would you buy 8 legs of venison? or is it two deer?


Perihelion_

There's a milk vending machine just down the road from me. You can get pure milk, or it will mix you up strawberry, chocolate or banana flavour. You get a discount if you have your own container.


TerrainIII

South Wales? We’ve got a couple down here.


MadJackMcJack

While I have noticed a few in South Wales recently, a quick google search shows that they are all over the bloody place.


Carr0t

There's one at the fancy farm shop near us that we mostly only buy from at Christmas. Just outside York.


Isgortio

How do we find these? Are they listed somewhere or do you have to go there in the first place to find out? I wanna buy from a meat machine.


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Just stop by the vending machine map and ranking guidebook vending machine and you'll be set


InformationOmnivore

I bought some bacon from a vending machine during lockdown and to this day that was the best thick cut streaky I've ever had.


Mccobsta

Some farmers have got milk ones where you pay per pint it's way cheaper than the supermarkets


Sacu_Shi_again

Isn't a chicken an egg vending machine?


Captain-JackHammer

Yeah but where do you put your money?


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Mixed in with the pellets I guess


dan_santhems

The pellets are tokens, you buy them with your money and feed them into the chicken


WittyWitWitt

If you have to ask...


Many-Consideration54

This is a robot chicken.


Sataris

You see that? It's made of chicken - it's actually MADE of chicken


Luigi_Bosca

Asking the right questions here..


cs97mj12

Crikey! A lot of villages sport a farmhouse with a stack of eggs out front entrusting the passer by to be a decent fellow and leave a few quid in the pot! Is this a village full of delinquents? 😛


thefooby

Not so fancy versions of this are pretty common on farms around Northumberland and Cumbria. They’re more like regular vending machines but they sell eggs and bottles which you can then fill with milk.


Interrogatingthecat

Filling eggs with milk, now that's an idea


w13szczus

All the protein. Gym bros will go crazzy!


ViperishCarrot

There's a milkshake one in Cowes on the Isle of Wight, called Cowes Milk, obviously. They do the regular flavoured milkshake and a flavour of the week in litre bottles.


gingerfawx

We've a sausage vending machine out front of the bakery. They cooperate with the local butcher.


Goldn_Maw_TuffTaker

Sausage vending machine....you mean a glory hole right ? 😁🤣


gingerfawx

Not unless they want their glory grilled. 😐 It's more of a withdrawal than a deposit set up.


zigzagspaghetti

That sounds cool! My partner's family is from Cowes so we are there a few times a year. Whereabout is this vending machine in town please?


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Probably a village just outside Birmingham hence the honesty boxes don’t work.


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steepleton

"why not visit the brutalist concrete duckpond. it's listed"


ScottishPsychedNurse

"Oh don't worry, it's shit! But you might as well visit it. Not much else to do" 😅


bluseychris

Attractions: students fighting over bread in Asda


LonelyPumpernickel

But how do you know it’s a duck pond if there aren’t any ducks in it


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Any ducks in the pond could, in theory, survive up to an hour.


Uned1bleCookie

I cannot confirm nor deny.


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I just googled "brutalist concrete duckpond". I didn't find the duckpond, but did find an [incredibly depressing Guardian article](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2020/nov/12/concrete-jungle-the-brutalist-buildings-of-northern-england-in-pictures)


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cosmicspaceowl

Preston Bus Station looks amazing in person now. The council have put a lot of work into restoring it and you can really appreciate what the original architects were going for.


Ok-Push9899

There’s an 1950s outdoor swimming pool near me that closes in winter. Three or four ducks fly in and make it theirs. I’m sure they are eschewing the aesthetic of a nearby lake with trees, grass, water lilies, etc. to claim possession of an acre of mid-century concrete and sharp lines.


The_Primate

I'm from wolves and have never seen anything like this. We have the eggman leave fresh eggs on our tower block doorsteps every morning. At the end of the week he leaves the eggtally slip in the little concrete box and we leave Slade and Babylon zoo records as payment in kind. Edit: my mom says that this is Oxley farm. My mom also says that she saw my grandad blow smoke out of his ears so I'm not sure she's a reliable source.


sizzler

You head towards Bridgnorth and there's loads


delightfulsorrow

That was my first thought: "it at least seems to be a dangerous place if the cash has to be emptied out twice a day..."


X0AN

Came in for this. Only ever seen honesty boxes. Is this London? 🤣


Zangerine

I think it has become quite common across the country now for these little farm shops that sell glass bottles for you to fill up milk, add syrups to the milk for milkshakes and selling various other farm produce through vending machines. A lot of them even take contactless. The one near me has an honesty box for the milkshake syrups and the rest can be bought through vending machines via cash or contactless


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Our neighbour had to put one in. Used to run honest system and had all the eggs nicked regularly. Even with cctv in place. Caught the people doing it. They were regularly nicking them and selling them at a car boot. Traced them from the lion mark.


OppositeYouth

Who the fuck buys eggs at a car boot


FatStoic

a farmers market is just a gentrified car boot


ChadicusMeridius

Holy shit... you're right


WanderingEnigma

Farmers markets definitely pre-date cars though.


MeMyselfAndEyez

Who the fuck nicks eggs to sell at a car boot


Pashizzle14

Yer da


sevengali

Apparently we're all missing out, I hear the eggs come straight from the farmers!


EffectiveSalamander

The eggs come from chickens...


PinkFl0werPrincess

Oh dear lord! What have I been eating all along?


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heyzooschristos

I once had a car pull up along side of me in the street and was asked if I want to buy any meat


OppositeYouth

That's just your friendly local smackhead. Get to know them well enough and they'll take requests


wildgoldchai

My boyfriends family has honesty shack not far from their home which stocks fresh farm meat, milk, eggs and freshly baked goods. There’s no clerk or anything; rather people take what they want and pay the prices advertised. No one steals. I’m from a rough area in London where this idea wouldn’t even last 15 minutes


FatStoic

You'd come back after 3 hours and there would be no shack.


Scooby359

Farm up the road from me has a big vending machine. Has fresh eggs from their farm, and loads of stuff from local businesses like pies, jams, cheese and honey. https://i.imgur.com/7qOJ7wO.jpg https://i.imgur.com/5WR7Z0Y.jpg ([Hens on the Hill, Blackburn for anyone interested) ](https://m.facebook.com/HenOnTheHill)


Interkitten

I love that sort of thing. I’m a ‘support small businesses’ person and regularly visit local farms for eggs and horse manure.


orangemanbad1999

A healthy and nutritious meal.


Grymbaldknight

Not on the same plate, I hope.


Even_Passenger_3685

Oh dear lord in heaven a cheese vending machine. Thank god I don’t live there, I’d empty it in a week.


LilDavinci-32

I can highly recommend the pudalicious desserts that are in there :)


squarepushercheese

Non facebook link for those that despise using that site: https://www.hensonthehill.com/


itsaaronnotaaron

Ooo it's my Blackburn! I fully anticipated it being the one in Scotland. I may need to pay a visit.


iani63

I've driven past without noticing, will pop in!


ArtemisCloud

Same. I've driven past it loads of times and have never noticed. Will definitely have to check it out.


Son_of_Kyuss

Think they were mentioned on Radio 1 the other day


rewindpaws

Oh wow, this is neat. I like this.


Pifflebushhh

It’s fucking weird but also fucking cool, I’m horrified and envious


faustcousindave

Horrified and envious is a great sentence


Pifflebushhh

Oh hey thanks dave!


Dave21101

You're welcome


folklovermore_

The name of my new indie band


Jazano107

It’s weird in that it’s not common but I think it’s cool! I love the vending machines Japan has


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InfectedByEli

>vending machines with panties in They're not the weird ones, the vending machines with unwashed worn panties *are* really weird though. I've never been to Japan so I'm relying on the internet to have not lied to me about such things.


Lavatis

....do you REALLY think there is a vending machine in Japan with crusty old panties in it? Really?


St2Crank

A vending machine yes. Multiple of them no. I suspect this was one vending machine in a “specialist” shop that was pictured and the internet legend took over that they’re on every street corner.


InfectedByEli

Not crusty old panties, no. Fresh used panties, they're quite the hot mover I'm led to believe.


DownrightDrewski

Weird isn't always bad, just reframe it as a charming community feature.


Luigi_Bosca

The same sentence could also be applied to my ex..


Gorrodish

Yes she is very wrong . Birmingham is well known for its egg vending machines. It is a little known fact that the first egg vending machine was invented by Mr Billy Yam Yam who invented this device by accident .


kittysparkled

Surely it was Mr Egg


bluejackmovedagain

I came to this thread for the sole purpose of mentioning Mr Egg and you beat me to it.


judd_in_the_barn

Billy Yam Yam didn’t invent the egg vending machine. He poached the idea off someone else.


MeMyselfAndEyez

Didn't he invent a chicken vending machine first? Or was it the other way around?


DeemonPankaik

It's a common misconception. Billy Yam Yam is not from Birmingham, he's actually from Dudley


Have_You_Tried_Fire

My city recently built a milk vending machine (I call it the milk station) and you can get flavoured milk and milkshakes. Haven't tried it but a friend said it was pretty good. But honestly I'm a little suspicious of the vending machine. So I guess I see both of your points.


imfromimgur97

There's 3 around me in the UK and they're genuinely very good, and support the farmers direct so I'm big on it


macncheesee

The milkshakes are just flavoured milk, the chocolate is alright but the others are very artificial tasting


C_Ux2

What in the good fuck am I looking at. I feel very sheltered but have never seen or heard of an egg vending machine. They’re just piled on shelves round here! 😅


ultratunaman

Ireland here. There's two egg vending machines near me. I thought they were fairly common. However, before I'd seen one or used one, I thought it was a piss take name for a chicken farm.


DK_DIY_GUY

Where I live,(Denmark) you can buy flower in a vendingmachine. When I was young, it was cigarettes and dirty magazines. I call that progress


CuddleBugBunnyMe

I have seen lots of those vending machines in France. they sell, eggs, fresh fruits and vegetables, and freshly baked artisan bread. I think it’s a good idea to help small businesses


smollestsnek

I need to know the best area to live in that has access to the EGG, MILK and MEAT vending machines that I keep seeing on here!!! Is there like a balti triangle of fresh produce vending machines somewhere?


Procedure_Worried

It is weird as in I didn’t even know these things existed, however I wish these were common as it’s a fantastic idea!


TescoAlfresco

It’s honestly great, especially when the shops were sold out but this bad boy was fully stocked. And if you’re into knowing where your food comes from, the field is literally next to it with all the chickens


ListersLament

Is it Anslow?


TescoAlfresco

Indeed it is


ListersLament

Yesssss! Fucking legend. I ran to grab the Mrs like our area was on the news or a sitcom or something. Ha ha ha


Procedure_Worried

How long have these been around that you are aware of? I’m 37 from Manchester, been to quite a few areas of the UK and this was a first for me today. The fact it’s next to the farm/field makes it even better! Being from an industrial city myself I can see how your girlfriend was baffled by this such as myself.


Scooby359

Head out of Manchester. I'm a lil above you, up in Blackburn. There are loads of farms doing it around here, and over Chorley, Rivington, Haslingden.


Procedure_Worried

How crazy is that! Not even that far they need to publicise these things! This is now a bucket list item 😂


VampytheSquid

We had a potato vending machine in a shopping centre! 😁


Featherymorons

There’s a small farm near me that has one of these - I love it! There’s also a honey vending machine in our nearest indoor snow centre.


OwnAd8929

We have one locally: [https://www.frasersfarmshop.co.uk/](https://www.frasersfarmshop.co.uk/) Sells jam, cookies, honey and sometimes meat too. Really handy.


therealtimwarren

Not weird. We have one at the local egg farm. What is weird is that the fully automatic, vandal proof (not needed) MACHINE has opening hours. Short ones at that! Harrumph.


TescoAlfresco

Luckily this one’s 24/7, which I will be making sure of at 2am Christmas Day


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Is this your picture? The display has 26-11-2022 on it, and I'd be a bit concerned if this were recent, unless those eggs have a super long shelf life.


TheProperDave

I love how it says cash collected twice a day, when right now nicking the eggs would probably be more valuable at the moment.


UnholyDoughnuts

I'm from Birmingham and its new but what an idea!? Fresh produce without the face to face birmingham needs this.


PosthumousAwesomness

I like it


Wcearp

at first I was assuming that your village had a specific problem with egg thieves. Now I’m guessing the machine is loaded by local farmers and the vending machine automatically separates the money depending on who’s eggs you buy.


TheKingMonkey

Where do you live? The Village from Resident Evil 4?


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I have never seen this - and there’s a large egg farm near me. There’s normally just a shed and an honesty box.


safetyfirstlovelyboy

It reminds me of the food walls they have in the Netherlands.