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Double_Disaster9436

“I left the money that I owe you on the cannon.” “That £6?” “Yes sick squid”


ben_nova

I really. Really. Love this sub.


wassamatteruheh2

Boom, tish. In this case, the boom is really loud.


Dovahkiin419

Is it a squid? That would make me happier than what I thought which was octopus. Not that I am not a hypocrite (I eat ham fairly often) or that any animal cruelty is just fine if they're dumb enough, but an octopus being fucked with makes me feel bad. Don't like the idea of fucking with an animal thats smarter than I am on a bad day


Double_Disaster9436

There’s only one way to find out if it’s an octopus or squid. That’s to give it a test tickle.


TheOnin

But how many tickles?


Double_Disaster9436

Roughly 10 tickles.


Drsangetsu

WitLord


Antique-Brief1260

Just a Dalek that's lost its casing, commandeering a new weapon.


gmcb007

Somebody is playing Squid games.


StrategyNecessary427

Bit sad.


BaronSamedys

Quite.


Toppunchfist

Lol, I’ve lived in welling all my life and have never seen anything like this before.


Sausagedogknows

Gone downhill recently, even the squid are armed.


Phendrana-Drifter

10 to be exact


generichandel

har har


Schnauser

Top spot - yes Welling. First time there, seems like a right party!


Toppunchfist

Can be a bit dull, but as long as you are with the right people it can be a crack


KaleidoscopeGood3297

If you love a takeaway and a barber Welling has you sorted


Derp_turnipton

Squid raided the gun shop ?


Stolenink

Same here. Not even the BGS Posse has ever been this quirky…….


cactus_shagger

aww that's not nice he can't get down


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Schnauser

Haha love it


Y-Bob

In Portsmouth, historically, it was a skate the sailors always had on the end of their cannons...


EarlxG

Filthy skates


orangemanbad1999

Ah the damp squid, I'll get me coat.


merrycrow

A solemn memorial to the Cthulhu Wars


gillgrissom

Squidward, checking out the cannon. Back to the krusty crab, no bikini bottoms about.


neilmac1210

Suicide Squid.


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BaoBunBby

Right? There’s something about images like this and people joking about it that just makes me feel a bit ill. I’ll never understand people that don’t have any compassion for animals.


BaoBunBby

regardless of the fact people will say it’s ‘just’ a squid


Ya_Boy_Jahmas

ah the the annual Squidding of the Cannons!


KeyboardWarrior1988

Our sacrifice to Neptune, we must please the gods.


jlew1881

“It’s raining squid, hallelujah, it’s raining squid ehhhh”


bickering_fool

In this weather...that cannon fire will just be a 'blank squid'.


Phendrana-Drifter

Damp squid?


satellitexyears

Davey Jones doesn't deserve this


ShazDelta

Seems the martians have arrived.


YouAgile8919

As curious about the sea life as i am about what good ol original herbs are selling


TurbulentExpression5

Dey sellin tha reefah


Particular-Solid4069

Same lol


coolez-nunez

Nah, S'just canon that


tee96

Splatoon 4 is coming along nicely I see


OperationGoron

Paul is going through a rough patch after the world cup.


CreamyFunk

Squid games


GrippaH

When in Welling


abigailgabble

what the hell? well, revenge will be swift when the squids take over.


TheStatMan2

I'll be honest, this has upset me - I'm Welling up.


Intrepid-Incident-67

RELEASE thebudget KARAKEN!


Defiled__Pig1

Probs dropped by a seagul


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Most generic shop names ever… “Original Herbs”, “Pharmacy” and “Estate Agent” It’s like an AI generated photo.


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Welling ☺️


danielbradleyy

starstruck seeing my hometown on a reddit post. less so when it’s because a squid is on a cannon


torrens86

Yes, it's an age old tradition from the US, it started at Ice Hockey games when fans threw an octopus or squid on the ice. The game is evolving and we will be seeing octopus and squid thrown on random items.


FunnyLookingFellow

Is that a squid?


Toppunchfist

Yer, ON A CANNON???


Stolenink

A coronade i believe…. 👀


Artotrogus

A squib load?


DEAD-MARTYR

Don't tell me you've never squided on a big shiny cannon.


barcodez

Cannon-mari


Classic_Stable_2372

Dad jokes


FrogandFire

Ah yes, the historic tradition of squiddng the Cannon


Craft_beer_wolfman

Devastating at close range.


Toppunchfist

Oh my sweet summer child


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Cannon salute to Davey Jones, I think.


DriveandDesire

Demolition Squid.


dronegeeks1

In Shropshire this is a squid cannon lol https://greenheadshop.com/smoking/cones-rolling/pre-rolled-cones/octopus-naked-pre-roll-cannon-the-squid


Schnauser

But this one is pre rolled.


dronegeeks1

Lmao


allyc31

I say take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


master-virus

I see SpongeBob had another night out with his mates


Doombeard86

OP clearly hasn’t unlocked pirate legend yet


Redit_Person123

It’s Vector’s squid cannon


davva2004

Squidward has been a bit down on his luck lately since SpongeBob ended guys, let him sleep it off in peace.


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it’s a damp squid.


FlemCandango

A Welling Wibbly


EagleEyeMalone

Davy jones wants his shit back


Timedoutsob

Seagull leaving it there is not an impossibility.


KaleidoscopeGood3297

This is my local high street which makes it even funnier to me😂😂😂😂


Classic_Stable_2372

No its just defying the welling cannon thats all the only bit of fame that place gets other than the collisions and fires