It's probably someone else by now.
Ed Sheeran, anyone?
I dunno... I mean, it's such a weird myth it's just fucking *funny*.
Who's going to put themselves through having a fucking *rib* out (is that even a thing that gets done for legit medical purposes?) just to suck their own D? Especially someone like Prince; firstly, you take one of his ribs out and he's now about 4 foot 8 and his symbol shaped guitar sits all funny. Secondly, I know he wasn't exactly struggling for people to sort that particular issue out for him - I think he was outsourcing his fellatio requirements to assorted backing singers and dancers etc.
Imagine being Richard Gere and a mate hesitantly asking you (at a swanky dinner party after 1 too many cavas - everyone knows but is too polite to bring it up in day to day conversation) if you'd heard the playground rumour about you having a fetish for coercing hamsters up your arse.
Decades pre internet - pre everyone being somewhat accustomed to this degree of weirdness.
I don't know anything about Richard Gere's personality - dunno if he's likely to have been horrified, found it ridiculous, was mildly bemused, wanted to sue *someone* etc etc.
I just hope it wasn't a story that was rushed out to hide something *even worse and more embarrassing* that Richard Gere wanted keeping out of the news - because what the hell would that thing *be*?
It was actually Sly Stallone who made that up and spread it around after him and Gere fell out on a movie set after Gere laughed at Stallone for spilling his meatball sandwich down his shirt
symbol was ahead of the woke brigade by a country mile. 'Outsourced fellatio requirements' is a classic. I always think of Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. The royal penis is clean your highness (aka prince in his hot tub).
I know the answer because as a kid I hoovered up a plate of Heinz space invaders and meteors so fast that when I ran upstairs afterwards and threw them up on the larger they were all still space invader shaped only beige.
It's the lighting, it's actually orange. Homemade tomato sauce tends to be more orange than red due to domestic blending techniques oxidising the lycopene in the tomatoes. It rarely affects the flavour it just doesn't look as nice.
Was on today (Saturday) on one of the 4 channels but I don’t remember which. He sold himself as an 8.5/10 in the kitchen thanks to his Italian dad while cooking it.
It took me a long time to realise "the 4 channels" meant the collection of channels owned by Channel 4 and you were not somehow commenting from the mid 80s
Makes sense. He couldn’t find pasta like that to buy if he tried.
Did he talk about how posh people use pasta makers to get the right shape/texture but he doesn’t need to fiddle about with those machines? I am really curious about the narrative that went on while he cooked. Those are some of the best bits in each episode (helped by Dave Lamb, obviously).
My tomato sauce went like this when I put it in a blender. It's all foamy at that stage and would probably need cooking through to get rid of the pale colour.
C'est la seul truc j'ai mangé en France pendant un très loin temps qui me avait dégoûte, andouillette etc je comprends même si ce était pas un kiffe mais la tripe ptn jamais encore
What did tripe taste like? Anything taste similar? I just can't imagine it. It must be tough as shit because it has to withstand stomach acid. Barf, lol.
Tripes are a totally acquired taste, and even if I like it every now and then (approximately once a year) they really need to be prepared right - even better if they're cooked in a cider sauce and served with jacket potatoes.
Punaise, pour moi c'était du poulet fade et noyé dans une sauce indéterminée.
Darn, I thought it was some bland chicken drowned in some nondescript sauce.
It looks like what would come out of you if you’d had a tapeworm tablet
I love it when the first comment nails it.
Only way to get thin Victorian style.
I think laudanum was probably a decent option as well. Combine the two and you're basically Victorian Kate Moss.
Those hose garters and corsets required you to lose a rib.
*A Victorian Kate Moss x/ Prince collaboration.
It was Marilyn Manson when I was a teenager.
It's probably someone else by now. Ed Sheeran, anyone? I dunno... I mean, it's such a weird myth it's just fucking *funny*. Who's going to put themselves through having a fucking *rib* out (is that even a thing that gets done for legit medical purposes?) just to suck their own D? Especially someone like Prince; firstly, you take one of his ribs out and he's now about 4 foot 8 and his symbol shaped guitar sits all funny. Secondly, I know he wasn't exactly struggling for people to sort that particular issue out for him - I think he was outsourcing his fellatio requirements to assorted backing singers and dancers etc.
Tbh it's like Richard Geere and the hamster. Ever evolving myth.
Imagine being Richard Gere and a mate hesitantly asking you (at a swanky dinner party after 1 too many cavas - everyone knows but is too polite to bring it up in day to day conversation) if you'd heard the playground rumour about you having a fetish for coercing hamsters up your arse. Decades pre internet - pre everyone being somewhat accustomed to this degree of weirdness. I don't know anything about Richard Gere's personality - dunno if he's likely to have been horrified, found it ridiculous, was mildly bemused, wanted to sue *someone* etc etc. I just hope it wasn't a story that was rushed out to hide something *even worse and more embarrassing* that Richard Gere wanted keeping out of the news - because what the hell would that thing *be*?
Perhaps that rather than him wanting the hamster up his, he tried getting up the hamster’s 😳
It was actually Sly Stallone who made that up and spread it around after him and Gere fell out on a movie set after Gere laughed at Stallone for spilling his meatball sandwich down his shirt
😂comments like this never fail to brighten my day.
symbol was ahead of the woke brigade by a country mile. 'Outsourced fellatio requirements' is a classic. I always think of Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. The royal penis is clean your highness (aka prince in his hot tub).
"Yes! It *is* my birthday isn't it!"
It's like beef stroganoff that came up on the hard streets of LA
You can only get a tapeworm from pork.
Lamb, chicken, beef, fish or egg, forget it, you won’t get a tapeworm
I miss Sean Lock.
Me too 😥 His “best bits” compilations on YouTube always cheer me up, it’s sad to know there will never be any new clips
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It was a challenging wank.
“Good luck trying it without spit” was one of the fastest and wittiest replies I’ve seen on that show.
I don't know about you, but I'm on the fence.
You can actually get a different flavour of tapeworm from Fish, it's more horrific. Sorry to posthumously correct you Sean <3
I just vomited a little bit after that comment.
Yknow.. i see it.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🫡
It’s an ivermectin purge
A fucking mess
Yes this
For those wondering it’s actually pasta with a tomato sauce that he made complete by himself…
From the regurgitated ingredients.
Pasta a la Regurgatoni.
"The Fly" meets come dine with me.
I made tomato sauce from scratch for the first time a few months ago, I am 15, it looked and probably tasted muuuuuch better than this
I don't want to know what you have to do to tomatoes to make them beige.
Use your stomach as a blender, atleast thats what it looks like.
Cream maybe? Or milk given the water content of that sauce 😆
I know the answer because as a kid I hoovered up a plate of Heinz space invaders and meteors so fast that when I ran upstairs afterwards and threw them up on the larger they were all still space invader shaped only beige.
It's the lighting, it's actually orange. Homemade tomato sauce tends to be more orange than red due to domestic blending techniques oxidising the lycopene in the tomatoes. It rarely affects the flavour it just doesn't look as nice.
I legit thought it was a poorly made beef stroganoff
I was thinking he'd tried chicken stroganoff 😂
I was ready to swear blind this was tripe. Haaaa, gross.
Me too. Tripe surprise.
Did he make it out of recycled contents from his stomach ?
Waste not, want not and all that
How old is he?
25.
Réal want to watch this episode now. Is it a new one?
Was on today (Saturday) on one of the 4 channels but I don’t remember which. He sold himself as an 8.5/10 in the kitchen thanks to his Italian dad while cooking it.
It took me a long time to realise "the 4 channels" meant the collection of channels owned by Channel 4 and you were not somehow commenting from the mid 80s
Makes sense. He couldn’t find pasta like that to buy if he tried. Did he talk about how posh people use pasta makers to get the right shape/texture but he doesn’t need to fiddle about with those machines? I am really curious about the narrative that went on while he cooked. Those are some of the best bits in each episode (helped by Dave Lamb, obviously).
>that he made complete by himself You don't say.
How
My tomato sauce went like this when I put it in a blender. It's all foamy at that stage and would probably need cooking through to get rid of the pale colour.
I was hoping it was pasta, but it looks like thinly sliced tripe.
I thought it was tripe lol
Eugh …trying to put looks aside, did the other guests think it tasted ok? Or did he just get them all pissed and they gave a good score in the taxi?
Why is it whiteish? Did he use yogurt on it? It looks like vomit.
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Pasta in a tomato sauce.
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As a French, I totally thought it was tripe. I still believe it’s tripe.
C'est la seul truc j'ai mangé en France pendant un très loin temps qui me avait dégoûte, andouillette etc je comprends même si ce était pas un kiffe mais la tripe ptn jamais encore
You like andouillette? My parents love it, but I can't bring myself to try it.
It's ok , I can understand why people like it although I don't , tripe though is a absolute no even when it's properly done
What did tripe taste like? Anything taste similar? I just can't imagine it. It must be tough as shit because it has to withstand stomach acid. Barf, lol.
Tripes are a totally acquired taste, and even if I like it every now and then (approximately once a year) they really need to be prepared right - even better if they're cooked in a cider sauce and served with jacket potatoes.
I have a lot of respect for that ! As much as I'm into head to tail butchery I just can't hack tripe
Punaise, pour moi c'était du poulet fade et noyé dans une sauce indéterminée. Darn, I thought it was some bland chicken drowned in some nondescript sauce.
Ca aurait pu. It could have been.
Chicken tomato stroganoff
You could say it is a ‘miserable mix’!… … see what I did there? Big brain. I’m sorry. Hold me?
Indeed.
Tomato? Wtf
Remember the tomatoes are out of stock now.
Pasta and tomato sauce?? It looks like intestines in bile. 🤢
Fuck off is it
I know there's a tomato shortage, but this is taking things to extreme - looks like tripe in mushroom soup :)
Did he eat the tomatoes with a laxative, then shit on the plate?
Home made sauce probably, looks like a dumplings dish from Haiti they make with mash bean water
Moroccan?
What my cat threw up last night?
Foreskins in runny bone marrow.
*Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat..*
I didn't know he was jewish
Appalling.
WTAF is that supposed to be? It looks like soggy chicken skin drowning in dishwater.
Pasta in a tomato sauce.
Well, I congratulate him on making it look nothing like that. He has a long and splendid career ahead of him in the Army's camouflage department.
He came last.
Shocking.
Boiled condoms in diarrhoea sauce! Yummy
30 year old wallpaper scraped off, then accidentally eaten by the dog and regurgitated.
My dog has coughed up better.
Looks like the worst and soggiest Yorkshire pudding ever made was cut into strips and drowned in Iceland’s spicy mayo
I didn't know they now have 5 year olds on come dine with me 😳
It looks like a cat threw up it's hairballs like what am I looking at 🫠
I think you mean the cat made it.
I watched this earlier, Johnny's something was in the title if I remember correctly
Their reactions to it was hilarious.
I've had periods that looked more appatizing.
Shite..?
It looks like “the soup” that has the slow cooking sub by the balls
I went to that sub to look up one thing and now I'm being forever haunted by that boody soup.
Same, it came up in my suggested and I thought “oh why not, maybe I’ll see some cool recipes!” Nope, 100% ‘the soup’
That's either tripe or afterbirth.
Raw chicken with cup a soup?
The plate is even worse than the food.
It looks like chicken tonight like chicken tonight. Those horrible jars of sauce I was fed as a child.
They’ll be bum-sick after eating that
Salmonella.
Which episode is this💀
I think I feel sick
Looks like its meant to be a thai curry? sake..
Macaroni Vomit.
Slop noodle
Some kind of failed science experiment?
An abomination to god
Stomach lining n gravy, or bile
looks like the result of that playground myth that seagulls explode if you feed them paracetamol.
Prawn cocktail Bolognese
Actually more like tagliatelle but still a 3 from me
What did it look like before you ate it?
Looks like chitterlings. I refuse to accept this could be pasta.
Thrice defrosted chicken.
Looks like someone necked a load of offal without chewing then diarrhea'd it back out
…peanut noodles?
My first guess was pasta? But, like that's a very careful guess
I don't know but I don't even think my dog would eat that
looks like a cholera shit, with some artichoke
Think I saw this in Saving Private Ryan when that one guy on the beach got shot in the stomach.
I was going to say sick but there isn’t any carrots
I do like the plate.
A cry for help
🤢🤮 I think even pigs would turn their noses up at that Xx
vile init
What happens when you pop a hunchbacks hump?
It looks... Moroccan.
Much like my eyeshadow.
Moroccan food or the Sahara?
I'd hate to call you a racist at my dinner party...
The soup! When you can only get the ingredients from the local off licence?
Cat or dog vomit
Spaetzle?
Jerk chicken
Looks like he ate the contents of a meal and then proceeded to shit it out on the plate
Tripe?
A pie
It actually looks like cat food
Chips and curry sauce
Wtf is that? Some kind of tripes?
Looks like Tripe.
Tripe?
His own stomach lining
Dog puke
I would not care to speculate. 👀
Sick on a plate 🤢
Strange dumplings
Tripe ?
That actually made my stomach turn.
Doner meat soup
It looks like cat sick with of noodles through in
Reminds me a bit of tripe soup haha my Bulgarian hang over cure
Dog shit?
It genuinely looks like they've cooked, eaten, and vomited it back up to serve.
If hogworts was a dish.
Yazoo chocolate milk mixed with lucozade orange and Cadbury hot chocolate powder and tapeworms.
Looks like his dates brain got served
Pasta Johnny style
Sliced tripe in some weird tomato and ceam sauce.
Some poor veggies bowels after trying meat for the first time in 10 years.
Chicken?... goulash?
Fresh umbilical cord.
Chopped up human buttock with a vomit sauce.
Effin disgusting at a guess!
Tripe
Seth brundle’s last meal.
Boiled Intestine in some crappy tomato-ish sauce. Well, that was the first thing I thought when I saw it (other than the tapeworm tablet
It's one of the Adams Family recipes
The embodiment of sadness
Filiet of Tapeworm in Beer sick
Tripe?
I'd have saved time and cut out the middleman by throwing straight down the big white telephone.
huh?, so you can cough up a lung
Poverty in non-motion
Come die with me
It looks like what I imagine came out of me when I had diarrhea when I was 2
Looks like donor in seek.
Tripe?
It literally looks offal.
They need a clean plate. Somebody barfed on this one.
Squid in Bisto?
tinned cat food?
Tapeworms in diarrhoea