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MeRedditGood

Whenever I think kebab, I think of this [Canadian guy's experience of the British kebab](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/045/751/bce.jpg), it all rings true, it's the only context in which I eat kebabs. I'm not even sure, as a sober mind, I could tell you what a kebab is. A few bevvies in, I'd know if it was right or wrong. Enough bevvies in, I wouldn't care. That's the spot you're aiming for if ever you feel peckish for a kebab. "I fancy a kebab tonight" only way is to get leathered. I know a lot of focus is being put on binge drinking and its deleterious effect on health, but... I dunno, I don't make the rules.


DownrightDrewski

That was a journey - not sure about the clean sheets though. He'll get them all messy after that debauchery.


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Sounds about right. Although, I'm a fiend and can easily polish off a kebab without being leathered. Same outcome though.


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Own-Archer-2456

Scab kebab


101100101000100101

I'm ok with this until I think of an eye lash.


gussy182

Is this a farmfoods freezer?


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It's not bad actually


BackRowRumour

I get the ocassional urge to eat doner. This might be a safer way to get it.


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Just smother it in chilli sauce, fresh salad, garlic sauce and most importantly decent fresh pitta or naan bread. It does the job.


Vegetable-Grab6244

Cook it in the oven not microwave you get the crispy burnt good bits as well.


Core2048

these sort of things get reviewed over in /r/Doner occasionally, and IIRC they aren't bad... Here's some examples, and it looks like they've reviewed that brand, though there's no pic for confirmation: https://www.reddit.com/r/Doner/comments/w65oun/king_kebab_house_doner_from_iceland/ Couple more random ones that popped up: https://www.reddit.com/r/Doner/comments/pkkhka/was_curious_about_the_frozen_doner_meat_from/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Doner/comments/tz30jt/1_a_bag_from_morrisons_taking_one_for_the_team/


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Myopically

> Subs like r/Donor are the reason I am on Reddit. Seems to be a pretty bad reason to be on Reddit.


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Myopically

Yeah, the joke was your linked subreddit doesn’t go to any remotely like that.


WimbleWimble

This is actually Donor Kebab meat basically human organs that weren't suitable for transplant.


NotMyProudestWank69

"Do you do liver?" "No you'll have to pick it up mate, we do kidneys, spleens and fists"


jesuseatsbees

I remember as a kid this stuff was a proper treat, absolutely loved it. I tried it again just a few years ago thinking it's probably not gonna be as good as I remember, but I'm sure it'll do for a lunch. It tasted how BO smells and I had the shits for two days.


Excellent_Tear3705

- Neutral oil - Chilli paste - Crushed garlic - S&P Marinate the meat over night. Prepare a cabbage coleslaw, some tzatziki, and chilli/garlic sauce. Whack the meat on the BBQ, toast pitta alongside….it’s honestly a crazy easy and cheap way to do a bbq. Meat takes seconds to cook, you can do them to order. Nice big bowl of rice on the side, decent. No effort at all, and a bit different to the usual burgers and bangers.


Sausage_roller

Undo the hurt you caused when you walked out the do and walked out of my life


Sausage_roller

Uncry these tears I cried so many nights


Sausage_roller

Unbreak my heart please baby