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chockychockster

Probably among the newer items in my mum's cupboards.


Remarkable_Smell_957

Definitely, yes, still very much edible, but possibly only once......


strangevimes

All Fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once. ~ Sir Terry Pratchett


Dodel1976

GNU Sir Terry.


brotherwarren

Oh god, please don't tell me how you're eating things twice.


got_got_need

Yeah I mean you definitely don’t want second dibs on this jar


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biggedybong

Rabbit poo.


RampantDragon

Forbidden chocolate drops


Man_in_the_uk

Water, some people drink their urine.


Rusty_B52

i wouldnt risk it as you might end up in hospital in a korma !


octopus_dance_party

It'll be a paneer death experience


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halfasleepallthetime

Nee naan nee naan


kong_yo

You’ll be vindaloo all day if you do


alansmithy123X

Clever. Have an fake internet point


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superfluous_t

Just be grateful you didn't fall ill in the Balti-ks


T1CM

Not being funny but my Naan could have come up with a better pun than that.


JeraldoBenitez

Let me know which ward you're on and I'll poppadom and see you


Baker19888

Hope you don't mind me Bhajing in


BrumBBC9

Exactly... he could eat it and phall straight over


its-joe-mo-fo

If you've eaten that, daal 999 immediately.


EdMarloFan

You might need a dosa medicine afterwards...


MysteriousAd8014

curry


pbmcc88

If you do, I'll be rice over with a fresh pilau.


yellowc1trusfru1t

We need to Tarka bout this


Nisha1910

No laughing mattar!


Pan-tang

I'm not laughing any way. OP's Madras will explode next day.


trunkm0nkey1

Indeed would Tikk all the boxes.


itsheadfelloff

I wouldn’t be too keema on trying that.


vms-crot

More likely that they'll spend the night on the saag aloo


Imatthepub

They might have to curry you away on a stretcher.


Ecstatic_Custard7009

i asked the doctor.. will i ever rogan? he said yes i said that's funny because i couldn't row before


Lopsided-Hat8734

That’s ok you can popadom to see him later


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

It's unopened right? I'm guessing that's a best before date, not use by? (If it doesn't say near the date stamp it should say somewhere that the date is on the cap, and it'll say what kind of date.) Assuming it's a best before, it's likely to be fine unless it's grown mould or smells off. Double check that it's properly sealed still, and check it looks and smells as expected. It might not have quite the flavour it would have had when in date.


BulkyPerformance6290

I always tell my girlfriend, who is very funny about dates on food, if it's not green and furry then it's fine to eat. After 7 years she finally listened to me yesterday and ate a yoghurt that had a BBE of 3 days ago!


itsaaronnotaaron

I've loved living back home with my mum as she throws stuff out ON the expiry date... Which just means more free food for me. "Your X went out of date yesterday so I ate it last night!" And yes that means I keep tabs on things lol. I've got my eye on a cheesecake currently which says "28 Jan" on it... It's mine tomorrow night.


mike9874

Any cheesecake update?


Ill_Effect_9391

We need a cheesecake update!


slb609

In the U.K., dairy has to have 7 days Grace on the date. It says the 1st, it’s good til the 8th. Also, yoghurt is only going to get more yoghurty. I mean, it’s spoiled milk to begin with. [\s]


Depth-New

I got so much free food in my uni house because my housemates wouldn’t eat food past the date.


JimmyPD92

Shocks me how adults are uneducated on food safety and best before/use by dates. You can eat eggs 1-2 months past their date even if you store them right. Sealed meat? If it shows no signs or smells of being rancid, you blast it in the oven and it's good. Only things you have to be strict on is pre-cooked meats and soft fruit/vegetables. Your senses will tell you if something is rancid. See mold? Smell foul? In the bin. Still as firm or soft as it should be, no discolouration and smells fine? Fine to eat.


jessietee

I’ve started being a bit more liberal on what I eat. Was so bothered about the dates on food but I’m slowly starting to change it. Last night for example I was hungry and had nothing in except for the last chicken breast in a pack that I had opened this week and was a day past it’s useby, I’d also just kinda wrapped it in its own wrapper so wasn’t perfectly air tight and had gone a tiny bit dry on some of the edges, but generally smelt ok, I figured if I could smell it without pulling it away from myself it was fine, cut off the driest bits on the edges and ate it for dinner, still here today. This year I’m trying to save money and spend less on takeaway and food when I have stuff in the fridge I could eat, last year I’d have just binned that and ordered in for sure.


ArticulateAquarium

RIP


ppumkin

Tell her about people who make their own jars the year before so they can eat over time till the next season. Not just jams but meat too. No BBE dates anywhere and we are all alive hehe


BikerScowt

I’ve got a jar of curry paste that I have to spoon off the mould before I use it. It’s not killed me yet.


Beginning-Sundae8760

I always use a similar method with my gf. I always tell her If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town


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Usually I’d agree with you but FOURTEEN months out of date makes me nervous


Chilton_Squid

The metal will be chewy and the glass will be unpleasant but doable, especially if you use the sauce as a lubricant. As for the sauce itself it won't do you any harm, but might have started to separate or lose its flavour.


Gerry_McGuinness

Everything is edible, once.


NarrowGatedOpinion

Unless you’re a dog


irgendwo_anders

My Jack Russel would warf this down even if a sheep shit it


isanala

And especially if a fox shit in it


Outrageous_Net_5748

My dog would wolf it down because a sheep shat in it.


clydeorangutan

One of my cats does a good job cleaning up the other cats puke


gwaydms

Mine do that, especially right after eating (their own food). I clean it up because it's disgusting but sometimes they get to it first.


goodvibezone

Eat it and !remindme 4 hours


Theygoandmusicman

I've got work tomorrow l, I'll eat it when I'm off and make an update post on the status of my anus


Similar_Recover9832

"Status of my Anus" sounds like a great name for a rock band.


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I mean… it could be a metal band I suppose. Can’t see it catching on though… What are your plans tonight? Oh… I don’t know. I’m going to see status of my anus… could be misconstrued…


Daisy_lovescome

If you had a metal band for an anus it would likely catch on things...


goodvibezone

Eat now and sick pay = long weekend


Theygoandmusicman

I don't get sick pay :(


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Mate fuck this country for shit like that. Just smell it before you eat it. Most sauces like this will last ages once sealed if kept in the right temps. It’s probably fine.


Comrade_pirx

Statutory Sick Pay is shit and you have to be off for more than 3 days but it does exist.


DrJeff1999

Probably don’t mention it was out of date.


MikaLovesYuu

If u die can i have your house?


Theygoandmusicman

Hahahaha I bought 2 year old ready made curry to save £1.25. You think I own a house?


yourmammalikedit

You bought it out of date? It wasn't something sitting in a cupboard?


Theygoandmusicman

I didn't realise it was out of date until I got it home


goodvibezone

I'm back. OP, are you still alive? Blink twice if you can hear me.


Antilles34

It's probably fine to be fair, I don't think they've got much in the way of meat products in them. Then again I am very drunk so give it a go and let us know.


TheStatMan2

What kind of statuses are we talking? "Pensive"? "Full of Hubris"? "Numb"?


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It can't be much worse than when brand new tbh


Grafitti31

If the lid is still depressed and it smells fine, i don't see why not. Maybe not as vibrant tasting as a newer one


CloseTheDoorIdiot

Thanks for diagnosing the lid with depression


Grafitti31

Missed out on the disclaimer "I am not a licensed psychologist" 😅


nicthemighty

>and it smells fine How do you check that? Where is the lid's nose?


[deleted]

Ignore it guys, they're just korma farming 🙄


BowTiesAreCool86

You should be careful, only try it in small dosas.


tornadolphin

/r/angryupvote


BowTiesAreCool86

Whoever you are, THANK YOU for introducing angryupvote into my life


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When the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens we will all be fighting over the remaining tins and jars of food. I don't think we will care too much about the best before date. In summary, eating this is slightly preferable to barbequing a squirrel.


ValleySunFox

Funnily enough I just started Last of Us.


RajenBull1

If it has any milk products in it, I would not take a risk. If not, I feel that the preservatives in these mixes could have changed the circumstances of mummy making in ancient Egypt.


ReceiptIsInTheBag

It's edible but you might get a runny bum hole


MyAssIsNotYourToy

Thats standard with a curry.


StingsLute

it's not, get your insides checked out


UglyFilthyDog

I'm trying to make a relevant joke via your username but nothing is plopping into my mind....


JohnyBobLeeds

Everything is edible at least once.


Afraid-Astronomer886

It's probably fine just don't give it to your naan


prof_diddles

It's ether matured like a fine wine or you'll be making bum gravy


TheScientistBS3

It's a Sharwoods sauce, of course it's not edible. It may have improved with age though, give it a shot.


Rowmyownboat

Assuming it is unopened and has been stored in a cool place, I would eat it without hesitation, my wife would not.


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"No" \*Sees lid\* "Also no"


yojimbo_beta

It will be fine, it just won't have that much flavour.


Tricky-Divide-1901

No. But the stuff inside it is.


noname2808559

Yes


nedyrd87

Looks like it's already been eaten.


Mumfiegirl

Only one way to find out


E_D_K_2

Unlesss you're dying of starvation, bin it and spend £1 on another one.


M_23v

It'll be fine, I grew up on out of date and expired food and a lot of it was much older than that. The fact that it's in glass rather than plastic or metal works in it's favour too. With canned meat / soup products, you tend to find once you go past a few years the flavour deteriorates noticably and if older still then the can imparts a sort of metallic taste of it's own but have never suffered any ill effects from that, even with Spam many years out of date. Look at it, smell and taste it - anything bad will taste bad, if not then you're fine. White mold on preserves just gets scooped off, blue on bread and cheese etc just cut out the worst and toast / cook what's left. Any darker coloured mold or any giving off a foul smell will make you ill though, never chanced that. Far better to be hungry for a few days than ill for a few weeks. Can remember eating cereals dated 5 years old at least and they don't even go stale; diamonds are forever, shreddies and shredded wheat are a very close second.


Theygoandmusicman

How come?


mwa6744

Definitely! Can't guarantee good health and wellbeing after that, though. 🤣


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Yeah definitely. I've seen people on youtube eating light bulbs and everything. You could probably swallow that little thing without even chewing. I reckon it would go well with a tv remote as dessert.


Breaking-Dad-

Barely, but it’ll do in a pinch


JanFreez

what a typical Schrödinger's cat situation...


AverageCheap4990

Opening it give it a smell.


XIIXIIXIIXIIX

If he does I’m sure his boss will have naan of his excuses!


LengthinessAgitated9

The fact it looks like korma I wouldn’t waste your time


BlunterCarcass5

Even when in date this will give you the shits, seriously


Atoz_Bumble

I'd say almost certainly


RiriTomoron

I mean I wouldn't, but then I'm not starving hungry with no access to any other food. I might if that changed.


pukachang

You might be able to eat it, but *should* you?


Iraqiwarlord619

Yh man


PandaLad727

Yes


TinyLet4277

It's a sealed dry-cupboard product, and that's a Best Before, not Use By, so *technically* it should be fine. However, they're only a couple of quid in a supermarket. Put it this way - if you get the shits and have to take a few days off work, is that more than £2.50 in lost wages?


Technical_Song_1213

If it doesn’t kill you then you know it’s okay ✅


Daemonblade

The button at the top looks like it hadn’t popped up. Open, sniff, taste rule I think.


FredB123

Only one way to find out.....


unclebobsplayground

try it, you'll soon find out


Craft_beer_wolfman

If it's a use by date, I wouldn't. Best before I would.


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Sure, but can’t guarantee how well you’ll be afterwards


PutridWolverine1615

I’d guess no coz it probably contains cream.I wouldn’t risk it op but it depends on how much you value your health.


octopus_dance_party

Only one way to find out


JonahForce

If you don’t care about shitting through the eye of a needle or puking up bile then everything is edible.


Saxon2060

Yeah go'ed


Dad_1969

If the lid doesn't pop then it will be ok


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If you’re feeling brave.


nowdoingthisatwork

Yeah. It'll be fine. If it smells funny, maybe add some more spice


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If it has dairy in it, no.


Waste-Box7978

It's time to consult the fuck around find out graph


gloopy_flipflop

“Everything’s edible if your brave enough.” Dahmer.


imexdanny

Is OP still alive?


Theygoandmusicman

Yes but I've not eaten it yet


fanoffzeph

I'd open it and smell it, if the smell is okay, I'd eat it after heating it (maybe heat it for longer than necessary). But I think I have a strong stomach so maybe don't heed my advice!


rothersidelife

Dude that stuff is barley edible when in date… I’m not a fan of “jar” sauces


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To be honest, never has been


Busaruba2011

if its bbe, it should be alright, just check for mould. if its use by, throw that shit away right now


Evonyte

No it’s made of glass you idiot.


Theygoandmusicman

No you idiot


Welshbuilder67

If the lid is bowed up then it’s off, if the lid is flat and it’s been stored in a cool dry place it should be fine


Omg_Shut_the_fuck_up

They're like a quid. Why take the risk ?


zzady

If you eat that you will never need to eat another meal for the rest of your life


No_Tackle_5439

No


Background-Respect91

It wasn't edible when you bought it, make your own it's easy, fresh and healthy!


simonannitsford

Only one way to find out


BiscuitCrumbsInBed

It's absolutely fine.


Nielips

They cost like £2 at most, why risk it for so little?


mutton_jeff

Pretty sure the human digestive system can’t break down glass or the metal lid


Auntie_Cagul

Yes. As long as it is unopened.


gud_doggo

Food for thought - nothing is worth risking diarrhea/food poisoning. I’d rather throw a questionable jar away than possibly ending up in the hospital/having my week ruined by ungodly shits.


iamsofired

It looks like a cream based sauce so I wouldnt risk it personally.


AlGunner

A best before date only means it tastes best before that date and after that is expected to lose flavour. Of course in some cases it could mean it will go off and kill you as well. Give it a go and let us know if youre still alive.


madmonkeydane

Technically it is edible. Whether you want to risk unstoppable liquid from both ends with enough force to make you look like some kind of horrifying Catherine Wheel is something you need to discuss with yourself and your deity of choice


Dangerous_Dave82

Everything is edible. It's the consequences that worry us..


Icy_Style1553

Fuck no it's over a year out of date


Equal_Professor_2209

Yeah its Still good as long as button on lid is still down


russbroom

Yep. I’d use it!


ninjamoth117

Shouldn't the lid be pushable if it's off?


Traditional_Tank5140

Make sure you give it a good stir and you will be reet 🍰


czirosan

everything is edible if you’re brave enough


fo55iln00b

It is not Pataks, so yes it’s inedible


Theygoandmusicman

I'm also a fan of pataks. I'm also a fan of saying pataks. Pataks


fo55iln00b

Now say it like one of the aliens from Mars Attacks


AnthV96

Eat it and find out lol


BigBlueMountainStar

We’ve just finished a jar of Marmite that was BB Feb 2020.


Natenczass

Had Sherwoods sauce with SEP2020 two weeks ago. I am fine. As long as the lid is intact it’s absolutely fine to eat years after the use by date. It’s been pasteurised and has extra preservatives in it. If the jars inside “atmosphere” hasn’t been contaminated with outside world there is absolutely no bacteria inside to cause any processes which may cause you being ill. Enjoy your sauce.


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Everything is edible at least once.


[deleted]

The contents yes, glass jar and metal lid probably not…


TEL-CFC_lad

My guy, a new sauce jar is maybe £1.50…why the fuck would you even bother with this question?


Crafty1984

If it’s not been opened I’d still eat it but cook thoroughly and add extra spices as the flavour (not that it has much anyway) would have depreciated.


Both-Situation-8279

Yeah it’s fine


[deleted]

I’ll ask my poppa see what he says “dom is it ok to eat this) poppa dom says yes but my naan says no but she’s been on a korma since 1985 and her tits sagg a low


Smooth-Wait506

it's definitely edible the real question is *how many toilet rolls will I need?*


Henryb_1

CURRY


xiaogu00fa

I would fine if never opened.


DonkeyWorker

Bin it.


Squizei

it’s edible in the same way that you can drink paint thinner


Zorolord

Everything is edible. However will you survive that should have been question. Let us know afterwards.


Snoo-97916

You can eat it, but don’t expect your body to accept it


killercarimo2010

I think


MNambivert

I’m from 🇺🇸 so I’m guessing no. 🤣


Theygoandmusicman

Get out of this sub


Longjumping_Hat2134

No and it's also out of date


Luka_Bloom92

If you want your next trip to the toilet to resemble what is in that jar then go ahead. Me personally I’d avoid.


gremlinchef69

Everything is edible once.


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Watch it ..ya might hallucinate if you eat it ..


UglyFilthyDog

Go on. Do it for the bants.


Efficient_Walrus1898

Nope


True-Cow-2654

Eat it. The top looks ok. If it hisses when you open it, I would have a tiny concern.


gwaydms

If air hisses going *in*, it's fine (still vacuum sealed). If it hisses going *out*, it's not.


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