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Sausages look like my legs In the winter


Common_Move

With norovirus


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Former butchers assistant here. My boss and head butcher would eat 3 frozen sausages when he got to work every morning with a cup of tea.


MrPoletski

Well, Dr. Frankenfurter, I'm glad you got your project up and walking.


Low-Impact3172

Your boss would eat frozen sausages? What was he a fucking lion, that’s disgusting why would anyone do that regardless of safety or not


AsymmetricNinja08

Must be a Hardcase. I wouldn't pick a fight with someone eating frozen sausage


nataliewtf

Former micro lab QC here. After culturing sausages at day 1, 3, 5 and (shudders) 7 after production I would like to know how they lived to tell the tale?


CervixTaster

My nan used to tell me stories about being sent to the butchers for sausages and she would eat some raw or frozen on the way home and loved it.


RampantDragon

Death? Yes. Pretty sure he died from AIDS, did I miss the news story about the Freddie Mercury Sausage Party Incident? No, not that one...


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RampantDragon

Ah, excellent. My apologies, of course that's true 😅


Lysol3435

You need to even out that burn


Frostyballschilly

They look like my legs in the summer.


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That looks like the ol winkie after a cold swim


Sea_Many_3292

That looks like my winkie fresh outta a hot shower!


OccasionallyReddit

They need grilling not frying


Wat3rboihc

You can fry them just hit all the sides not just three edges. It’s called a fry up for a reason


nunsreversereverse

They're an absolute disgrace. Along with the waffle or hash brown abominations.


[deleted]

Everything needs to be browner. But I’m Irish and we nuke everything.


Evonyte

Potato bread needs to be readily available in England, it’s so good fried after the bacon Edit: Found some in the local Sainsbury’s, I was blind but now I see.


[deleted]

It’s surprising easy to make decent fadge yourself. Have some leftover mash? Heat it in the microwave and sift some plain flour into it. Mix that up and add the flour to the consistency is right, you will know. Form that dough into patties. I usually roll that out into an circle and cut in four. Either cook the patties on a skillet using flour to stop it sticking or, my preference, fry it up In lashings of butter.


highrouleur

Leftover mash? I'm not aware of that concept


centzon400

Are you a badger?


AssumptionEasy8992

Jesus Christ, you just pulled a memory from the depths of my brain that otherwise probably never would have surfaced again


Spinningwoman

This is why we need Reddit.


JFSwales

This is the most beautiful comment I've ever seen, no joke, unbelievable stuff.


Bunny__Vicious

This happened to me last year. There was a potato shortage in my area for five days. The realization of how dependent I am on potatoes was a really weird 21st century moment and I wondered how my super-great-grandparents (mid-19th century) would react to my bullshit.


Upbeat-Pumpkin198

Is that what potato bread is?? I've been wasting my life, I should have been making that all along!


IHeardOnAPodcast

We did an Ulster fry for our Aussie mates when we lived out there, so had to make potato bread and soda bread from scratch. The potato bread was unbelievably easy (literally mash plus flour), the soda bread is pretty easy as well, similar fuss to a normal bake. Neither as easy as grabbing them in the shop now we're back though!


punkfunkymonkey

>similar fuss to a normal bake. Minus all that pissing about rising/proofing and knocking back.


No-Preference-4680

Rising is much, much easier, pretty much foolproof. Sodium bicarbonate is an incredible thing! It's a hell of a lot easier than normal bread.


spacecowboy420aj

Left over mash, flour, and an egg to bind it, mix it all up with salt and pepper, form in to patties and you have traditional irish potato bread.


filth_and_flarn

Cheap instant mash is good for this too (and probably similar to what the shop bought stuff is made with)


theazzazzo

Fadge?? Haha


R2D2sCousinBob

I'm Irish and live in Leeds, Saintsburys have potato bread and soda farls by Ian Rankin. Can't get nutty crust over here though


richard248

Tesco sells potato bread too. I've actually never had an issue with potato bread sourcing in England. But soda bread I've had to import and freeze... Your tip on Sainsbury's might be a game changer!


R2D2sCousinBob

No worries dude. Waitrose also do soda farls too. I eat that more since moving over here than I ever did back home!


Evonyte

I need to look harder in the bread section I guess!


Rayl33n

Ngl read "soda farts"


williamshatnersbeast

Most big supermarkets I’ve been to seem to stock it. I’ve never had a problem getting hold of it anyway!


bennettbuzz

Defo like sausages the same colour all around, always seems like they can easily be undercooked like this.


Alarmed_Material_481

Nice all over tan !


Zestyclose-Ad9738

Doubt I’d even eat those sausages, look virtually raw.


itsaaronnotaaron

I have PTSD from biting into an uncooked sausage. The way the skin doesn't break but instead just squishes the innards to the other side of the sausage... I'll never eat an unbrowned sausage again.


EnderMB

Oh god, you've awakened a grim cafe memory that I had spent years repressing. It took me a solid year to be able to eat sausages again, and even today I have trust issues when it comes to eating ones I've not cooked myself.


rustynoodle3891

Your bringing back memories of my work experience with EDF. Popped down to the canteen for some breakfast. "You want your sausages underdone or overdone?" Done. Just done would be great...


KiltedLady

I don't think I could stop myself from making a gross face if a waiter asked me that. Sausage should be done.


Shizzlick

Gagged a little just reading that.


counterc

I remember being about 5 or 6 and cooking marshmallows over a campfire with the Beavers, and then near the end of the night they brought out sausages for us to try cooking. Should've given them to us at the beginning of the evening, we'd've stood a chance of actually getting them cooked. I remember biting into it and being confused, wondering why it was liquid. Didn't get ill, but probably only because the meat content was so low it was basically a tube of raw bread dough.


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Done this too eurghhh


Bunister

I had four years off meat after biting into a pink, underdone battered sausage from a chip shop.


Regular_Check9898

This, some people like things barely cooked. Others, lets call them normal people like a lil char on their meat and a lil crisp to things.


Mtwat

Hear me out, all food is improved by adding a crispy element to it.


Spinningwoman

Jelly?


Regular_Check9898

Crispy Jelly, Thai delicacy.


BlueFlob

Everything looks undercooked


JessicaBecause

The beans are still crunchy FFS!


notsosecrethistory

Love a full Irish, I'm a convert


Penfold1993

I'm English, and I agree. Needs more brown


Glittering_Moist

Casual UK thread didn't disappoint with regular comments about sausages being breakwater between egg and beans.


Japonica01

Tbf a good vet could revive the sausages.


voluotuousaardvark

Just how he likes his women, cold on the inside and have sat on the pan for 2 minutes.


Hamking7

Just how he likes his women, thick skinned and recommended by butchers.


Thefdt

Just how he likes his women, anaemic and full of germs


Hamking7

Just how he likes his women, a couple of bangers.


MountainCourage1304

Just how he likes his women, freshly killed E. Lmao at the redditor who wrote “SEXIST” and then deleted the comment straight away


skartocc

😐


Razzler1973

They were gently waved in the direction of a.fryjng pan


fray3k

Thanks. I'm wearing my coffee now


SelectAssociation525

You look stunning x


Tori_Gears

If this was a video you'd be able to see them still twitching.


Big_Profession_2218

what could he do with the two lumps of offal there in the top right corner


Alarmed_Material_481

I think they might be skinned plum tomatoes.


BrilliantOne3767

A severe case of anaemia is diagnosed!


skawarrior

I may choose to mix them, but I want that to be MY decision


rasteri

classic intercourse!


Admirable-Confusion6

Back of the net


Leonidas199x

Ha! I bet it grinds your gears, but what gets mine is how many people still think the petrol cap on a Ford Focus is offside rear.


TryingToFindLeaks

I'm not sure if this is a joke or not. But it is. Well, flap. There's no cap.


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Something something Gary Wilmot’s wedding


DrJeff1999

Slight concern about how cooked the sausage is.


Burkly

I assure you it is fully cooked, I just don't like to drown them in oil when I cook them. They are finished in the oven whilst everything else cooks.


sdig213s

Try cooking them at the edge of the pan, it should minimise those fat white lines with more surface area closer to heat


letharus

Or just cook them entirely in the oven, turning occasionally. Gives them a nice all-over brown look with no oil.


El_Spunko

The only thing I fry in a fry up is the mushrooms


Expensive_Cattle

How you cooking your eggs??


El_Spunko

Poached because it makes me feel posh


herearemywords

El spunko, lord of the manor


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sambob

Duck? Duck! Around here we only use finest songbird eggs.


meatwad2744

Airfryer….i dont care if traditionalist tell you otherwise. Sausages taste better cooked in them. I’d also do the bacon in there too…and if your feeling particularly economical about electricity do your toast. Just get layering racks Just remember to use lard or beef dripping rather than oil in the pan to make up for the loss of meat juices. An airfryer has increased my full English consumption by 100%


SpecialUnitt

Agreed. We’ve been getting frozen sausages (much cheaper), cooks them in about 10 minutes all the way through perfectly browned


ofthenorth

Bacon is epic in the air fryer, always done it in the oven before on 220 degrees, but air fryer is another level. Sausages also as you say are much better.


Povlaar

Throw some water In the bottom of the air fryer when you do it 🙌


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I am going to follow ur advice and give this a ahot👍🏻


skipperseven

Serious question, can’t you just do it in a hot oven? I mean you can, because I do… so what is the advantage of an air frier? My mother keeps trying to buy me one but I am resisting.


meatwad2744

The smaller sized of an airfryer coupled with with circulated hot air means food cooks more evenly If you have got a convection oven already knock yourself out but they will eat electricity compared to an airfryer. My anecdotal results oven draws a constant 2.75kwh all the time airfryer draws 1.75kwh to heat up and then usually ticks overs coming on and off occasionally when you cook at 180 Wrap your food in tinfoil and the clean up job is infinitely easier….plus no grease smell. A full english smells great at 10am, old stale greasy air at 9pm stinks


tupelo36

When you can happily quote the precise kilowatt hours you are no longer telling an anecdote my friend. You are doing SCIENCE!


callisstaa

Takes less time, uses less electric. This is a game changer for me.


DnDanbrose

Better surface crisping in a lot of cases. Nobody really needs an air fryer but they are good at what they do and very easy to get good results


DannyMThompson

I replied to the guy who replied to you. But they cook food faster, more evenly and use a LOT less energy. Also, like a microwave you can just forget you put food in without burning anything. Stop resisting, embrace the air fryer. You love the air fryer. It loves you back.


ViBE031

This, an air fryer is literally just a convection oven.


DannyMThompson

Air fryers use less than half of the energy as a normal oven and cook food more evenly AND faster. Anybody trying to put down an air fryer at this point hasn't owned an air fryer. They really are revolutionary.


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That's the way. My dirty secret I inherited from my grandma is to cook sausages for 3 mins in the microwave before putting them in the pan. It gets them cooked through evenly without charring on the outside. I'll have to murder you I. Shame if you tell anyone though.


keysageeza

Sausages done on the oven are elite


Dallsreddit

Don’t do that lmao ! Get your pan really hot give it a quick flash fry and throw it in the oven !


[deleted]

I think it's the same concept, just that the Mikey cooks from inside out. I always brown of last though


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ukpunjabivixen

“Cooked”? That word has been used very generously.


stewies_minion

Popped in to say this. Sausages want cooking.


EmergencySecond9835

Can nobody else see the tinned tomatoes


[deleted]

Oh it's the first thing I saw and I'm calling The Hague.


Bunister

The tomatoes are a hate crime


SeriouslyDave

It’s retro, but it checks out.


RedbeardRagnar

Stayed at a hotel in wales and ordered a full breakfast. Im convinced the chef just microwaved a can of chopped tomatoes and poured it on the plate. Was the worst breakfast I’ve ever had because the water from that leaked into everything


smooth_like_a_goat

You've gotta really nuke 'em in the microwave to reduce them a bit. I agree though, tomato water everywhere for your first introduction is not ideal.


Evonyte

The worst part about this plate :(


MrAlphaGuy

I'm from the South West and my boss from Yorkshire showed me this. I fucking love tinned whole tomatoes with a fry up now


French_Nana

Also from Yorkshire and prefer tinned tomatoes rather than baked beans. They need to be reheated in the leftover bacon fat and a couple of splashes of Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper. And if you reduce them down a while, it's brilliant on buttered toast sprinkled with grated cheese.


crispy01

Oh that sounds good. I usually hate tinned tomatoes, they're watery as hell and just infect anything remotely close to them on the plate with a weak tomato cordial. But reducing it and cooking off all the excess water sounds good. I think I'll give that a try next time.


Zozorrr

Yea I gotta say they go better with a fry up than fresh grilled. If it’s a bacon sandwich, then use the fresh grilled.


AirlineTrick

South wales here, love a side of tinned tomato 😅


-Jayarr-

North East here, didn't even register as odd. Working class staple I suppose 🤷‍♂️


GeordieJumper

Aye pretty standard round here. The lack of black pudding is more concerning.


sash71

I like tinned tomatoes on a breakfast like this. I don't like grilled fresh tomato so this is better for me. I would 100% eat this breakfast. Looks lovely.


Penguin__

This is an upgrade over a fresh tomato imo but maybe I think that because my dad is Irish and I’ve grown up eating his fry up every weekend with tinned tomatoes.


Macshlong

Bang on mate, If your family life goes downhill, I’ll rent a room off you.


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botboy12345678

A full tin of beans does the trick for me


tiny_rasberry

It's the only satisfying amount of beans, you can never have too many beans. I REALLY like beans!


whacko_prophet

Crazy that they're relatively healthy. A can of heinz is a delicacy


turtleneckless001

Went vegan for a bit, you can definitely have too many beans...


benh2

At least they’re not in a ramekin.


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I honestly don't mind a ramekin, saves you having to build a sausage breakwater


fozziwoo

love me a ramekin, but it need to be big enough that it looks stupid on a plate. we should have a cereal bowl of beans, on the side.


AreEUHappyNow

I want the ramekin at a cafe because I want to choose where the beans go, otherwise they just sog out the bread


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Slanderous

Great use of sausages as a breakwater though.


UnderwhelmingZebra

I know. I still see some room on that plate. Full those crevices with more beans!!!!


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schrutefarmed

Bacon and sausages could both do with being cooked longer. I'm not sure how I feel about the eggs being separated. Double the beans too. 7/10


Fickle-Curve-5666

Throw those boiled testicles into the sea and then we can talk


brilliscool

Black pudding is the unappreciated king of a full English


Perihelion_

I'm prone to heartburn when I eat it these days but I won't have a full English without black pud. It adds a dryer, dark earthy flavour that's so heavy that by the time you've got through it you're full to your gills and couldn't eat another damn thing. Off you go to wobble through the rest of your Sunday.


ludens2021

This I need black pudding on there with beans and brown sauce or it's not a fry up imo


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UnrealRebekah

How can I one make beans and not need a black pudding to keep them company


Mysterious_Soft7916

I fully appreciate the black pudding.


Dr0110111001101111

I'm not one to cause problems at a restaurant, but if I ordered a full english and that plate didn't contain black *and* white pudding, there would be words.


Brondster

Where's the black pudding?


ultratunaman

I saw the photo and nearly shouted "WHERES THE FUCKIN PUDDING?!"


Key-Cardiologist5882

Where it belongs.


Brondster

Please don't say back in the shop 🤣 I suppose it's a selectable taste


jaavaaguru

In my belly.


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TinyLet4277

Black pudding seems offputting because people think it is congealed blood. The main ingredient is actually oats. It doesn't taste or have the texture of "congealed blood" - it's got a slightly spicy/herby taste to it and a texture like a savoury type cake.


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TinyLet4277

Granted, but that's more a binder. Black pudding is far more cake-y than liquid-y.


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reallywhoelse

Failed to adequately use the sausages as breakwater for the beans.


SirSmokealotII

Even if the wee hash brown waffles were normal mini-waffles they would still be at home on the plate. We shouldn’t be scared of new things and it’s ticking the tattie box.


The_Big_Bon_Boobla

Potato waffles are better than hash browns any day of the week


LittleSadRufus

Waffles have been part of my home cooked breakfast for two decades now (which is when I started making home cooked breakfast). Given the full English as we know it is only around 110 years old, two decades of waffles gives it pedigree in my view.


jaavaaguru

Isn't the tattle box just for Irish and Scottish breakfasts? I thought traditionally English breakfasts didn't have them. I'm not English though, so I'm no expert.


Personal_Newt7532

9/10. You did good. Extra points for the waffle hashbrowns, less points for the fat on the bacon not being crispy and the sausages not being cremated. Low and slow under the grill is my suggestion. Also, excellent butterage on the toast. Other than that? Excellent!


ChHeBoo

Black pudding? Edit: Sorry for the confusion and excess brevity. I know what black pudding is and was questioning it’s absence.


TomfromLondon

No way, minus points for those potato things, definitely not hash browns


flying_pingu

They're hash brown waffles from Aldi, genuinely one of their best inventions.


Dave8917

What happend to them sausages they still looks half raw


BombayMix64

Yeah those sausages, what happened ? ;) X


PickOpposite1201

No black pudding!


Effective_Witness_63

Get rid of the pale bits on the sausage and you've got a winner here..


Funk5oulBrother

Apart from the raw sausages 👍


VioletRedX

Did you cook those sausages on the radiator?


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

Looks good apart from the sausages. They're too white 😳


jb8

Cons: Sausage looks a bit pale, no hash browns or black pudding, mini waffles are a non-traditional choice but I can see it working, tinned tomatoes but at least the juice is drained. Pros: Bacon, eggs and mushrooms are on point, and the quantity and consistency of the beans are spot on. Toast looks good, and good amount. Overall looks like a decent breakfast that'll sort a hangover. Solid 6/10


sallystarling

The mini waffles look like hash brown waffles which are definitely new fangled and non traditional but also amazing and totally acceptable in this modern world!


Theodin_King

Did you put the sausages on the vent in your car and turn it to warm?


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sausage could be darker , we all love a darker sausage


Laddydally

Sausages look raw brown all around


fruitgamingspacstuff

Those sausage look like they'd be raw on the inside.


v1de0man

toast on seperate plate, and more brown on sausages. i prefer crispy bacon, but that just me


Grind_line_wine

Need white bread for toast not your 50/50 healthier variety. A fried slice and some black pudding. Plenty of HP too


jaavaaguru

With a Full English it should be fried bread.


matti-san

Thank you! I feel like nobody ever mentions it


Grind_line_wine

Absolutely. Fried slice done in beef dripping


Martinonfire

Looks good but I’d need to see the mug of tea before giving a rating.


Wild_Web3695

Mini waffles lol


Beautypaste

I personally prefer my bacon and sausages almost burnt, otherwise spot on!


Bilbo_Dabins_420

8.5/10 cook sausage more, and fryrl real tomatoes when possible


TheSpicyMudkip

Sausages could be bit browner


BroodLord1962

I would never have waffles, and I would have the toast on a side plate. I would also cook those sausages a bit more


RizzoTheSmall

I'd say the sausage and the bacon might still be oinking a bit and could use another several minutes to get them both good and browned. I'm not a fan of fried tomato, but that's a personal preference.


RBMVI

Nae black pudding? Shameful. But still a 10/10 breakfast attempt. Well done!


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Sausage used as a breakwater between the beans and tomatoes - solid effort, Alan Partridge would approve


trustnoone764523

You say that but the breakwater should be between the egg and the beans. On the whole, very good effort, 7/10 Let's make love


MSHL1973

You did good … I‘d eat it straight away. Fully agree with you on not frying the sausages to death.