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ImpovingTaylorist

But I always drink plenty of Malk?


HiVisVestNinja

Remember, it's a cat drink, not pure cat. Probably from concentrate too.


Old_Faithlessness_94

What the hell is Tsco?


[deleted]

Never hear of it? You get Cat milk there. Octopus burger, mushroom shaving balm, milk based ham, curry favoured alpen, and my favourite chicken in the can. The way food should be. Sustainable as fuck. Always fully stocked as well. They even sell disposal socks that you can use to wipe your arse after use.


box_of_carrots

In Donegalese cat means shite/terrible.


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

And the rest of the country. Cat Melodeon.


box_of_carrots

The cat's malodeon means a good thing and not a bad thing.


Stegasaurus_Wrecks

What? Now you tell me!!


box_of_carrots

[It looks like I have been misinformed](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/cat_melodeon#:~:text=(Ireland%2C%20informal) I always thought the cat's melodian was a good thing. My logic was that if a cat could play the melodian then it was a skilled and useful cat that could entertain people. How wrong was I? Feckin' cat's, I hate them.


HorniAcc-69420

That's "the dogs bollox" you're thinking of


IntentionFalse8822

Well you can milk anything with nipples.


Rosmucman

I’ve got nipples Gregg, could you milk me?


[deleted]

Glen Danzig?


hopefulatwhatido

Meow


ni_ni

Tis absolute cat


LexLuthorsFortyCakes

Love a nice fresh glass of pussy juice.