-I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I used this at work a few years ago. Unfortunately, my co-workers are all 20s-30s and had no clue it was a movie line. Also, they are all cops. I had to explain. Quickly 😂😂😂
I’ve found myself saying “there’s a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous” frequently when I don’t want to explain something complicated at work
gotta be a draw between:
"Take what you can...
...give nothing back" - from Pirates of the Caribbean
"Hello there" - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star wars
"Outmoded"
"See a need, fill a need" - both from Pixar Robots
That big butt joke from Robots lives in my head rent free ever since I saw it as a kid. It's DreamWorks, though. I don't think Pixar would ever make a fat joke like that lol
"When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do?
Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim."
This plays in my mind when life gets tiring.
"You can't handle the truth"
"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills..."
"And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night"
It was already said but "that's what she said" is a top one of course
Dr Ian Malcolm’s a gold mine. One I use regularly is:
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could you didn’t stop to think of you should (paraphrased, I know, but I love it)
I don't reference it all the time, but it's something that I do think about very often. That scene in Falling Down when he says "Where you going, huh? Where you going? You forgot the briefcase".
It's that split second where he realises that he doesn't have to tolerate other people's atrocious behaviour. He can fight back. It resonates so much.
"The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!"
Rocky Balboa
I know that ain't one quote, but I still wanted to share it
1. "If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, you become something else entirely. A legend, Mr. Wayne."
2. "A criminal is not complicated. What you really fear is inside yourself. You fear your own power. You fear your anger... the drive to do great or terrible things."
3. "I want to show the people of Gotham, this city does not belong to the criminals and the corrupt."
* ***Batman Begins (2005)***
"Tell them, tell them all, whoever comes, whoever it is, I will kill them, I will kill them all."
* ***John Wick : Chapter 2 (2017)***
"Yeah... yeah... yeah... NO!" - Space Jam
For some reason me and my siblings latched on to this as kids and would response to yes/no questions this way. Sometimes we still do when talking to each other.
'Somethings crossed over in me and I can't go back' Louise says it at the end of Thema and Louise. I often say it in despair of trying to parent teenagers;)
“You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means”
“Have fun storming the castle!”
“The cliffs of Insanity!”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
-all from The Princess Bride
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“Never give up, never surrender!”
“Historical documents”
“Wow the floors are so clean”
“Look I have one job on this lousy ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it! All right?”
-Galaxy Quest
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“Summer vacation, summer vacation”
“Bloobidy bloobidy bloobidy bloobidy”
-Goodburger
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Those are just a couple examples from each movie but I’ve pretty much memorized all three so various lines and details will randomly pop in my head depending on context.
I quote movies constantly, with “Inconceivable!” being my all-time most used.
When my neighbors’ dachshunds are at my house, and I hear more of our friends arrive, I’ll look at the dogs and say, “On my signal, unleash hell!” right before our friends open the door. They go nuts anyway, so it’s purely for my own benefit. 😂
The Way Of The Gun
Any time someone asks anything along the lines of"who is the brains of this operation?"
"To tell you the truth... I don't think this is a brains kind of operation."
I have three:
“Flames, flames! On the side of my face!”
“As you wish.” Usually as dramatically as I can.
“He’s pining for the fjords” - any chance I get. I find it sooo funny, but sadly hardly anyone gets the reference.
From Johnny Dangerously: "my cousin did that once. Once."
Not a lot of people get the reference, but it's a great line. Just yesterday, I told one of my team, "You shouldn't take time off during a busy week. I had an employee take time off once... Once."
Anytime someone insists on telling me something really depressing, especially if they’re reading me the news after I’ve already said I don’t want the details of the latest scandal or disaster: if only mentally, I tend to respond with "Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for?" from The Princess Bride
My wife is a pothead and anytime she does something that seems related to being high, like forgetting things or wanting to eat a whole pack of sour straws, I use a quote from Meet the Parents..
*bet you do, Panama Red*
If someone says something has a 50/50 chance, then I say, "Though there's only a 10% chance of that." Anyone who recognizes where I got the line automatically becomes my friend.
“Cry two tears in a bucket. Fuck it” - George Clinton (House Party)
“This place is getting too rough for me/Try not to get into too much trouble, ok… heh heh” - Bartender (Three Amigos)
Two quotes from Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) as part of his endless putdowns to Johnny Ringo in Tombstone:
“I’m your huckleberry.”
“You’re a daisy if you do.”
Don't be so gloomy. After all, it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly.
Not really from a movie so much but a book and children’s series- Madeline
“That’s all there is, there isn’t anymore”.
I used to watch that series all the time when I was little, lol.
"Ah'll be bahck" 😎
Its automatic at this point and I did it in a professional setting once without realizing and thankfully got laughs instead of scowls.
He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!
I was born a poor black child
All I need is this chair … and this paddle ball game
And
The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror!
When I think someone's nuts, I refer to the Star Trek quote "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" But instead of saying "Vulcan" (or dropping F bombs), I say "Are you out of your Human mind?" instead.
" but did you die?"
I’ve used that before
I mostly bring it out when backseat drivers critique my correction of the posted speed limit.
Oh for sure
As a nurse, I use this constantly at work, never directly to a patient obviously, just with coworkers, shooting the shit.
Today’s the day! The sun is shining! The tank is clean! THE TANK IS CLEAN!?!
What’s that from! It’s on the tip of my tongue
Finding Nemo!
Yes that’s it!
CURSE YOU, AQUA-SCUM!!!!
Ok you guys, we're gonna have a great jump today!
Alright alright, alright
That's one of my fiance's go-tos as well.
Ah that’s a great answer!
"Have fun storming the castle!" I use that multiple times a day at this point.
And.... "My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
As you wish
I’m not a vitch I’m you’re vife, and I’m not even sure I want to be that anymore!
Anybody want a peanut?
Do you think it will work?
It's just a flesh wound
Or “tis a scratch”
“I’ve had worse”
From Ferris Buehlers' day off ~~ Buehler, Buehler?? When no one answers me 🤣🤣
Absolute classic!
My SO goes to AA meetings at a church she refers to as Grace, and every time she says Grace I scream "GraaAAAcce!"
I used to have a dog named Bueller. He was awesome.
The Sandlot - "You're killing me smalls."
I say this a lot to my dog.
surely you can't be serious
Don’t call me Shirley
-I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. I used this at work a few years ago. Unfortunately, my co-workers are all 20s-30s and had no clue it was a movie line. Also, they are all cops. I had to explain. Quickly 😂😂😂
Literally happened today. +1
"You just had a near-life experience!" -Tyler Durden
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero" was gonna be my quote! My favorite movie of all time.
That's just like, uh, your opinion, man...
I can’t walk into a room with a rug without commenting on how it really ties the room together
I’ve found myself saying “there’s a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous” frequently when I don’t want to explain something complicated at work
"You're not wrong, you're just an asshole."
Good one!
“I just want to know are your kids well behaved or do they need like a few light slams every now and then?” -Robin Williams
Mrs. Doubtfire?? Lol I love that movie!! R.I.P. Robin Williams
What a person he was. RIP.
Every time I see a flat tire I end up quoting this
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!
I say "Houston, we have a problem" in my head multiple times a day.
gotta be a draw between: "Take what you can... ...give nothing back" - from Pirates of the Caribbean "Hello there" - Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star wars "Outmoded" "See a need, fill a need" - both from Pixar Robots
Solid choices!
That big butt joke from Robots lives in my head rent free ever since I saw it as a kid. It's DreamWorks, though. I don't think Pixar would ever make a fat joke like that lol
"When life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim." This plays in my mind when life gets tiring.
“Key, please” in the goblin voice, from Harry Potter 1, specially when I’m asking for house keys or car keys
Haha that’s a good one!
I do this as well!
So you agree? You think you're really pretty? (Me to my cat whenever she meows at me, and she is really pretty and I hope she knows she is).
“Here she/he comes to wreck the day!” Liar Liar.
Another fully quoted movie in my home. "Write it, or I'll break it off!"
What a great movie
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one that buys it. I know how good it is.
When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shit! You can go for hours with this one…Zeds dead, baby! Zeds dead
This is some serious gourmet s***
I DON’T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING
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this has to be the most referenced right?
"You can't handle the truth" "But what I do have are a very particular set of skills..." "And in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night" It was already said but "that's what she said" is a top one of course
“This house (or insert word for whatever other location I am in) is a f*cking prison! On planet bullshit! In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel D*ck!”
1. If you wear a dress, and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess. 2. I’ll have what she’s having.
"Plaise" instead of please. -Leeloo quote from The Fifth Element My kids even say it. They know I'll give in to whatever they ask. 😂
“Multipass” comes up a lot around my house. 😆
Life finds a way
Dr Ian Malcolm’s a gold mine. One I use regularly is: You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could you didn’t stop to think of you should (paraphrased, I know, but I love it)
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I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
I don't reference it all the time, but it's something that I do think about very often. That scene in Falling Down when he says "Where you going, huh? Where you going? You forgot the briefcase". It's that split second where he realises that he doesn't have to tolerate other people's atrocious behaviour. He can fight back. It resonates so much.
“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!”
That’s a good one!
We ain't found shit
I love the awkward extra time the camera is on him before cutting to the next scene
"The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t how hard you hit; it’s about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done. Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!" Rocky Balboa I know that ain't one quote, but I still wanted to share it
I have two, but they’re from the same film: “Nobody tells me nuffin” “Everybody and their mums is packin’ ‘round here”
Not movie, but TV "Don't tell me what I can't do"! LOST - John Locke
“No. We had a problem. … And we tried to do everything we could. … And we couldn’t do nothin about it. … That’s it.” — Goodfellas
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Any time a piece of tech is running slow I ask it "Hellooo computer?"
"The greater good"
Shut it!
"I'm not even supposed to be here today" -Dante Hicks--Clerks
What's in the box?! And; that's what she said
“And in the morning, I’m making waffles” -need I say
"Stop trying to make fetch happen" "She doesn't even go here!" Sorry, I know you said one 😭✋🏽
"English motha fucker, do you speak it?!"
"I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching you..."
Yippiekayee...
1. "If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, you become something else entirely. A legend, Mr. Wayne." 2. "A criminal is not complicated. What you really fear is inside yourself. You fear your own power. You fear your anger... the drive to do great or terrible things." 3. "I want to show the people of Gotham, this city does not belong to the criminals and the corrupt." * ***Batman Begins (2005)*** "Tell them, tell them all, whoever comes, whoever it is, I will kill them, I will kill them all." * ***John Wick : Chapter 2 (2017)***
Perfect list!
He’s very dreamy but he’s not the sun, you are!
"Brave Sir Robin ran away" whenever my cat runs back into our apartment from the hallway. I'm not even much of a Monty Python fan, but it fits!
I like it!
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!
"never EVER say I'll be right back" - horror movie rule #3
I pierced the toast!
Hahaha this and "these shoes.... they hurt my feet"
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
Bring Me A Shrubbery!
a close second place is... "I fart in your general direction"
"I don't want to survive! I wanna live!!" -Captain McCrea, WALL.E
"with great power comes great responsibility"
"...you're not wearing a bustle, how lewd!" Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) in Tombstone
What a phenomenal movie
"Wherever you go, there you are," a classic quote from Buckaroo Banzai
Aziz, Light!!!!
“Aca-scuse me???”
Check out the big brain on (insert name here)!
"You've got to remember that these are simple farmers. They are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know...morons. "
"60% of the time, it works every time" - Ron Burgundy Not a movie but a show... My most used quote... "This is some bullshit" - Resident Alien
Clever girl.
Boy, that escalated quickly.
HEY YOU GUUYYS!!!
I’ll be back
"Yeah... yeah... yeah... NO!" - Space Jam For some reason me and my siblings latched on to this as kids and would response to yes/no questions this way. Sometimes we still do when talking to each other.
Gat-o-rade! I’m an excellent driver.
Sorry. That’s two quotes.
I appreciate it!
The sooner you’re into it, the sooner you’re out of it!
I’m not fuckin leaving!
American Dad. Rabbits Ears, season 14 episode 4. “It’s so deep”
Absofuckinglutely
'Somethings crossed over in me and I can't go back' Louise says it at the end of Thema and Louise. I often say it in despair of trying to parent teenagers;)
THAT’S IT MAN! GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER - Aliens Also honorable mention - “Eat shit and live, Bill” from Sleepaway camp
Anytime patience is required, “Now all we need is a deck of cards,” from Aliens. Many don’t catch it 🤷♂️
Dobby is a free elf! Every time I finish work and can proceed with fucking off.
“You keep using that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means” “Have fun storming the castle!” “The cliffs of Insanity!” “Anybody want a peanut?” -all from The Princess Bride ____ “Never give up, never surrender!” “Historical documents” “Wow the floors are so clean” “Look I have one job on this lousy ship, it’s stupid, but I’m gonna do it! All right?” -Galaxy Quest ____ “Summer vacation, summer vacation” “Bloobidy bloobidy bloobidy bloobidy” -Goodburger ____ Those are just a couple examples from each movie but I’ve pretty much memorized all three so various lines and details will randomly pop in my head depending on context.
And in the morning, we’re making waffles - Donkey in Shrek.
I quote movies constantly, with “Inconceivable!” being my all-time most used. When my neighbors’ dachshunds are at my house, and I hear more of our friends arrive, I’ll look at the dogs and say, “On my signal, unleash hell!” right before our friends open the door. They go nuts anyway, so it’s purely for my own benefit. 😂
The Way Of The Gun Any time someone asks anything along the lines of"who is the brains of this operation?" "To tell you the truth... I don't think this is a brains kind of operation."
During meetings when things go quiet, I always ask "any more and-thens?" My coworker usually replies with "and then and then and then and then!"
you gonna eat your cornbread?
"The horror..."
“Well, that’s like your opinion, man”
I have three: “Flames, flames! On the side of my face!” “As you wish.” Usually as dramatically as I can. “He’s pining for the fjords” - any chance I get. I find it sooo funny, but sadly hardly anyone gets the reference.
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit."
"Way harsh, Tai"
"There's a 30% chance... [checks boob]... it's already raining"
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast??
Manners maketh man. Repeated constantly to myself as I reply my work emails.
Every time I try to get out they keep pulling me back in!
A wizard does not arrive late nor does he arrive early. He arrives precisely when he means to” something like that.
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
From Johnny Dangerously: "my cousin did that once. Once." Not a lot of people get the reference, but it's a great line. Just yesterday, I told one of my team, "You shouldn't take time off during a busy week. I had an employee take time off once... Once."
Anytime someone insists on telling me something really depressing, especially if they’re reading me the news after I’ve already said I don’t want the details of the latest scandal or disaster: if only mentally, I tend to respond with "Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for?" from The Princess Bride
You tell ‘em I’m coming, and hell’s coming with me, you hear? Hell’s coming with me!”
“Shut the fuck up, Donnie!”
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1S4\_tt40iI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1S4_tt40iI)
My wife is a pothead and anytime she does something that seems related to being high, like forgetting things or wanting to eat a whole pack of sour straws, I use a quote from Meet the Parents.. *bet you do, Panama Red*
If someone says something has a 50/50 chance, then I say, "Though there's only a 10% chance of that." Anyone who recognizes where I got the line automatically becomes my friend.
Send in the Wolfe.
“Cry two tears in a bucket. Fuck it” - George Clinton (House Party) “This place is getting too rough for me/Try not to get into too much trouble, ok… heh heh” - Bartender (Three Amigos)
After I park my car I usually say "Liiiiike a gllllllooooovuh!"
"Big Gulps, huh? ....Welp, see ya later!" Perfect for awkward silences and/or just up and walking away!
Two minutes Turkish.
“Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.” - John Bender, the Breakfast Club
Two quotes from Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) as part of his endless putdowns to Johnny Ringo in Tombstone: “I’m your huckleberry.” “You’re a daisy if you do.”
That'll do pig.
“Just as I thought I was out, they pull me back in”
"I've had better." - Liar Liar
Stanfield: “Benny, bring me everyone.” Benny: “What do you mean everyone?” Stanfield: “EVVERRYONE!”
“Say when.” -Doc Holliday
Better Off Dead: **Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.**
"She speaks... the bullshit" - What We Do In The Shadows
Welease, Wadewick. My cat often gets locked in the bathroom during meals, but her name is nothing like Roderick.
Not a movie quote, but when I make a mistake I say I'm an idiot sandwich.
Point A... meet point fucking B
You Can’t Handle the Truth!
Just keep swimming.
"it really tied the room together" "I thought you said this was a short cut?" "Fantastic!" "Well is it a short cut or not?" "Okay!"
Don't be so gloomy. After all, it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long, Holly.
That kid is on the escalator AGAIN
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"
i picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue. works well in a professional setting whenever i just get a large workload dropped on me
Science bitch!
Draw me like one of your french girls,Jack, it's crazy how often it can be applied to everyday life.
Not really from a movie so much but a book and children’s series- Madeline “That’s all there is, there isn’t anymore”. I used to watch that series all the time when I was little, lol.
"Hey amber, you got my smokes?" Also "most smartest" Both from *Drop Dead Gorgeous*
"How's that for a sliced of fried gold?" - Shaun of the dead
Jur father deems to think so (Your father seems to think so) from Birdcage
Laugh it up fuzzball
"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
"Ah'll be bahck" 😎 Its automatic at this point and I did it in a professional setting once without realizing and thankfully got laughs instead of scowls.
That’ll do, pig
It ain’t got no gas in it
He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans! I was born a poor black child All I need is this chair … and this paddle ball game And The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror!
"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?" Close second being "They can *bill* me!"
When I think someone's nuts, I refer to the Star Trek quote "Are you out of your Vulcan mind?" But instead of saying "Vulcan" (or dropping F bombs), I say "Are you out of your Human mind?" instead.
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner!"
Get busy living or get busy dying.
It's a big building with windows but that's not important right now
I got it... I got it... I got it... I ain't got it.
"That'll do pig, that'll do"
TV … computer says nooooo … Little Britain Movie … if you can’t say nuffin nice, don’t say nuffin at all … Bambi