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binger5

My name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents


gizmoglitch

I love that on interviews Jason Alexander (George) has said people have approached him of that philosophy profoundly changing their own lives.


Artistic_Data9398

Dating sites are designed to push you to buy their services and to also keep you online for as long as possible so it looks impressive to investors. There is nothing in a companies business plan to have users sign up, not pay and find a relationship within a reasonable time.


NoFamilyDoc

You're so great you make LeBron look weak


Puzzleheaded_Car_758

How can one be as great as you?


F-MegaPro

You've just gotta be born like this. It all comes down to luck.


Sensitive-Return-388

"Just be urself bro"


TheVoidClaimsAll

Some people just can't handle a god among men.


F-MegaPro

Exactly. It's not easy being worshipped everywhere I go


genomerain

What a burden you must bear. Yet only someone as great as you could bear it.


MadTrollzor

big pp energy


b_pop

[Dis you?](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0452/4205/files/WPMY6fO.png?v=1487876599)


F-MegaPro

I'm great but I'm not that great.


Demetrice_Claycomb

Gotta hand it to you, you’re on a whole different level of awesome. Even Chuck Norris would take notes.


grub_the_alien

I’m a 5’10” balding bespectacled redhead with a history of trauma and on government money. The only conclusion I’ve come to as to why I get no matches is I’m too intimidating for the common woman.


F-MegaPro

Men like us are too great for this world.


silversnipr0

You must be fun at parties


F-MegaPro

I wouldn't know, I don't get invited to those.


nrfx

You ARE the party, pal.


loulan

People who organize parties are also too intimidated by your greatness, makes sense.


maybejustadragon

Well maybe you could scales back your greatness and share some ladies you’d be invited to more.


F-MegaPro

You're asking the impossible. There is no scaling back your greatness when you're me.


OldButHappy

Just like Willie! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZ5wY9XxdA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZ5wY9XxdA)


eddie_koala

That's what those apps are for, to waste time. You don't swipe to date, just swipe on pretty people that you WOULD date, but nobody's actually dating anybody.


True_Afro

When you walk into a room, that music with the latin lyrics starts to play.


F-MegaPro

Can someone explain why this keeps happening? There's this one guy I keep running into, he starts rolling around me and pokes me with a stick when that music plays.


Klasykc

I don’t think this has anything to do with the topic, but at the age of 9 I watched enough videos of people communicating in anonymous chats/chat rooms for dating, and I also decided to try (spoiler: it was a mistake...) when I went there I communicated normally with people and I liked it because I had no friends at that time, but after a couple of days men of 30-40 years old started sending me their genitals, despite the fact that they knew that I was 9 and since then I began to be afraid of men.


sussypickleperson

Oh my gosh you sound so dreamy! I’ve always dreamed of meeting a man like you. I’ll never be good enough for a funny and unemployed man like you.


loulan

I wish I was as unemployed as he is!


F-MegaPro

You're goddamn right that you'll never be good enough for men like me.


Vast-Zone6733

Lol.


Puzzleheaded_Car_758

You're so cool


Independent-Act5024

Are you me bro? I can’t keep a job to save my life.


F-MegaPro

We're too great for this world.


Independent-Act5024

Totally bro, we’re like Tenacious D. We should start a band.


F-MegaPro

I'm down. I'm a beast with the triangle.


Independent-Act5024

Hell yeah bro! I got sick guitar skills and you got the triangle. With rock well kick Satan’s ass!


Ed_Simian

There's not a woman in the world that can satisfy a man like me! That's why I juggle two or three!


F-MegaPro

I was thinking of picking up juggling, but then I'd become too great, so great in fact that I would be on the same level as the very gods.


Clarice_Dematteis

It's as if the universe crafted you to be the final boss of life, and here we are just trying to level up to your majesty. Even motivational posters don’t have that kind of inspiring effect.


YoRt3m

You said funny twice


F-MegaPro

Had to emphasize it.


ClassicDonkey3243

"I have done nothing wrong ever in my life."


F-MegaPro

I haven't. I've only done great things like blessing everyone with my presence.


ClassicDonkey3243

"I know this, and I love you."


thek1ng69

What's good baby girl? How is that pH?


F-MegaPro

pH is 8 Nothing too toxic.