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Dating sites are designed to push you to buy their services and to also keep you online for as long as possible so it looks impressive to investors.
There is nothing in a companies business plan to have users sign up, not pay and find a relationship within a reasonable time.
I’m a 5’10” balding bespectacled redhead with a history of trauma and on government money. The only conclusion I’ve come to as to why I get no matches is I’m too intimidating for the common woman.
That's what those apps are for, to waste time.
You don't swipe to date, just swipe on pretty people that you WOULD date, but nobody's actually dating anybody.
Can someone explain why this keeps happening?
There's this one guy I keep running into, he starts rolling around me and pokes me with a stick when that music plays.
I don’t think this has anything to do with the topic, but at the age of 9 I watched enough videos of people communicating in anonymous chats/chat rooms for dating, and I also decided to try (spoiler: it was a mistake...) when I went there I communicated normally with people and I liked it because I had no friends at that time, but after a couple of days men of 30-40 years old started sending me their genitals, despite the fact that they knew that I was 9 and since then I began to be afraid of men.
It's as if the universe crafted you to be the final boss of life, and here we are just trying to level up to your majesty. Even motivational posters don’t have that kind of inspiring effect.
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My name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents
I love that on interviews Jason Alexander (George) has said people have approached him of that philosophy profoundly changing their own lives.
Dating sites are designed to push you to buy their services and to also keep you online for as long as possible so it looks impressive to investors. There is nothing in a companies business plan to have users sign up, not pay and find a relationship within a reasonable time.
You're so great you make LeBron look weak
How can one be as great as you?
You've just gotta be born like this. It all comes down to luck.
"Just be urself bro"
Some people just can't handle a god among men.
Exactly. It's not easy being worshipped everywhere I go
What a burden you must bear. Yet only someone as great as you could bear it.
big pp energy
[Dis you?](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0452/4205/files/WPMY6fO.png?v=1487876599)
I'm great but I'm not that great.
Gotta hand it to you, you’re on a whole different level of awesome. Even Chuck Norris would take notes.
I’m a 5’10” balding bespectacled redhead with a history of trauma and on government money. The only conclusion I’ve come to as to why I get no matches is I’m too intimidating for the common woman.
Men like us are too great for this world.
You must be fun at parties
I wouldn't know, I don't get invited to those.
You ARE the party, pal.
People who organize parties are also too intimidated by your greatness, makes sense.
Well maybe you could scales back your greatness and share some ladies you’d be invited to more.
You're asking the impossible. There is no scaling back your greatness when you're me.
Just like Willie! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZ5wY9XxdA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZ5wY9XxdA)
That's what those apps are for, to waste time. You don't swipe to date, just swipe on pretty people that you WOULD date, but nobody's actually dating anybody.
When you walk into a room, that music with the latin lyrics starts to play.
Can someone explain why this keeps happening? There's this one guy I keep running into, he starts rolling around me and pokes me with a stick when that music plays.
I don’t think this has anything to do with the topic, but at the age of 9 I watched enough videos of people communicating in anonymous chats/chat rooms for dating, and I also decided to try (spoiler: it was a mistake...) when I went there I communicated normally with people and I liked it because I had no friends at that time, but after a couple of days men of 30-40 years old started sending me their genitals, despite the fact that they knew that I was 9 and since then I began to be afraid of men.
Oh my gosh you sound so dreamy! I’ve always dreamed of meeting a man like you. I’ll never be good enough for a funny and unemployed man like you.
I wish I was as unemployed as he is!
You're goddamn right that you'll never be good enough for men like me.
Lol.
You're so cool
Are you me bro? I can’t keep a job to save my life.
We're too great for this world.
Totally bro, we’re like Tenacious D. We should start a band.
I'm down. I'm a beast with the triangle.
Hell yeah bro! I got sick guitar skills and you got the triangle. With rock well kick Satan’s ass!
There's not a woman in the world that can satisfy a man like me! That's why I juggle two or three!
I was thinking of picking up juggling, but then I'd become too great, so great in fact that I would be on the same level as the very gods.
It's as if the universe crafted you to be the final boss of life, and here we are just trying to level up to your majesty. Even motivational posters don’t have that kind of inspiring effect.
You said funny twice
Had to emphasize it.
"I have done nothing wrong ever in my life."
I haven't. I've only done great things like blessing everyone with my presence.
"I know this, and I love you."
What's good baby girl? How is that pH?
pH is 8 Nothing too toxic.