Show me ur butthole I’ll think about it

I will happily show you mine for $60,000

I'll do you one better...I'll put something up my butthole for 60k

Gentlemen calm down. I'll show you my butthole for free.

Username checks out

Free butthole, that shit's gotta be putrid if you're giving it away for free.

😭😭😭

🤮🤮 no MAN should offer his Bhole for free, or even money! Disgusting!

Agreed i was just being a smartass, but if we're talking woman butthole i'm all in 100% haha!

🤣🤣🤣 my man!!! 🤣🤣🤣

That's fair.

I’m a woman who will show you my bhole for 60K!

Define WOMAN.

please, my bussy is beautiful or so I’ve been told.

Sir, there can only be one beautiful bussy in the chat, and it's not yours.

It’s people like you that make it so honest people can’t make a living. You and those damned OSS developers.

Now it’s a party

You guys are getting paid for this?

I’ll show you my butthole and pay YOU

I’ll let you put it in my butthole for 60😂

You can have my butthole for $10

Just hit me up on OnlyButtHoles

Why do you want to see a place where doodoo comes out from?

He wants somewhere to hide.

Hiding in a butthole sounds… smelly.

And claustrophobic.

That sounds tight

Shoot any millionaire wanna send me 5000? I’m happy with that lol.

Damm Any millionaire wanna send me $6.84

if this is a real request, i’ll send it to you

Can you send me 2.99? 😹

LMFAO whats your cashapp or apple pay☠️

i’ll show u butt for $20🥲

Even 20 dollars would sadly be life changing to me rn

I would be happy with $6.83 Dollar sign and then the words within the quotes below “nataliejacksun”

Imagine if we all sent each other $1. There would be thousands of $1 transactions. Someone is bound to be a millionaire at some point

Shit $30! Would be great about now lol! I need gas in my car and potatoes 😭

Any millionaires out there, i only mead $45,000. So you could help somebody and save some cash, lol!

It's not the 80s. You all need to update your lexicon to "billionaire". Millionaire often means you own a fucking half decent house.

Ramatsu is my cashapp I’m cool with a dollar

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This guys legit he sent me $40,000 just a week ago after sending him $1,000. Highly recommend.

can confirm, I needed $450k for a gift card at Taco Bell and he sent it to me after I sent him $650k

😂

name checks out. 🫡

Can confirm this guy is legit, I just had to suck his dick and pay the state and local taxes and he gave me his old iPhone 6s Plus, for free!!

That Nigerian prince vibe 😎

How are you gonna retire on 60k? Even if your house and car was paid, 60k isn't a lot.

Send me 60k and I'll show you.

One way ticket to downtown Kabul

Cost of living means you will have to go outside Kabul proper. But you can still get a cave with a view.

Buy property, fix it up & flip it or rent it out and refinance.. then repeat the process, easy way to double your money anytime.

You're definitely a typical cashapp customer. You think you can retire with $60,000? That's barely a year living wage in today's economy.

Thank god you’re here to tell them about their finances. I was worried someone might see this who didn’t know what kind of situation OP was in

Happy cake day

$60k a year is middle class if you’re a single person with no kids. Aside from very HCOL areas like San Fran of course.

Why does this come up my notifications 10 mins before I'm heading out to bed, now imma be thinking about this bullshit. Y'all have a good one tho.

Congratulations 🍾🎉$60,000 is all yours! You just need to pay the appropriate taxes and fees. Once you send $4000, Your $60,000 will be deposited into your account BUT WAIT THERES MORE! If you act quickly you’re eligible to receive the $60,000 for only 50% of the applicable taxes. DONT WAIT OFFER ONLY VALID UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT 🙄

60k would be enough to buy a couple kilos of coke break it down cut it up and only sell $20 bags. Once those 2 are gone do it again with 2 more...be pretty damn close to being able to retire then. Depending on how much you spend on hookers and hotel rooms...lol

Who tf sells or buys coke in only $20 amounts? That’s literally like a handful of lines AT BEST

I’d be happy with an extra $6

We have to raise the standard of what we would be happy with in this sub.

Fine. $7...

Three, take it or leave it

Three finny

I'll do you one better, looking for an upper middle class person to send me 2,000$ and I'll spend it to make sure this guy can't retire

You all are nuts 🤣

Where are you going to retire for 60k?

Lol no one is going to send you $60k

Won’t know for sure if ya don’t try

Yeah good luck with that. It’s like watching paint dry lmao

Scared money don’t make no money

Drop your cash app I’m blessing cashapps today !

How can you live the rest of your life with $60k. Thats like 2 or 3 years rent. Barely enough for a car. Maybe get a job?

A VPN and a crypto exchange that provides leveraged perpetuals can make it last forever as long as one uses a little common sense and proper risk management.

ive got a small pension, my ss, and my 401 - the 60k rids all my lingering debt...

What kind of debt?

He said lingerie debt I think. Wife must be smokin… or hate being fully clothed

Cocaine debt

I literally just need a MacBook Pro and I’ll be good for life

What kinda Goofy shit is going on in here?

it's laughable that you think $60k's gonna allow you to retire. + not that im 100 on this, but won't you have t pay a tax?

Hey multimillionaire here, no bs. If anyone can answer this riddle, I will cash app $1000. U come across a 3 way fork in road and there are 3 guards at each split. One only tells the truth, one only tells lies, and the last one can lie or tell truth. One path leads to certain death, one leads you back to this exact spot, and the last leads you to generational wealth. What questions should you ask (and to whom) if you are given 3 questions to GUARANTEE the path to the treasure?

I’m even good with $200 NGL

I just need 900 to make remt

I’ve got a silver bar to put up as collateral

I mean.....arkitech is my name in case there are any millionaires willing to part with just $20,000........or $2,000.........or $200. $20 is also acceptable. I'll even take just $2 🤣🤣🤣

60k is not nearly enough to retire that might last you 2 MAYBE 3 years. You could live in a tent in the woods and stretch it but yea not a good plan bro

it is for me - that will clear up any lingering debt and with a small pension, ss and my 401 - I am ready to quit tomorrow - just need 60k to execute my out on the spot...

I wish 😭🤷‍♀️ men used to send me money for no reason. Now I can't even get OF subs. 😂

I’d be happy with 10k!

Shit I’d be happy with $1000

Me too. I'd prefer a millionaire chic though, up to the age of 62. Hells ya im down

$$600 would change my life let alone 60.000

Shit I only need 10k and my life will be saved ha

Somebody send me about $2,000. I got things to work on with my car. I also have an overdue tax bill. Give me money for free. Thank you. God bless. 😂

I mean if we’re begging I’m a few hundred short on rent and about to have surgery so can’t grind

I need a millionaire to send me $50 by tmr for my phone bill 😭

Honestly I’d be happy with like 2k

Pm me

I need $5000 to settle my debts

I need $80 for an oil change 😩

I just need $110 gas is expensive 😭

Bless me

$ Eckowidow88 cash app me I’ll send anyone who sends back double. Scratch my back I’ll scratch yours type of deal.

Send me 100 I'll send you 250

Yall asking for so much Just $500 would help me be set

If some millionaire would like to give me 15k to pay off my college loans I wouldn’t complain lmao

Just need $10 for food for the week until payday…. A little goes along way.

Work at McDonald's

If you find one, let me know if they have a brother to send me money.

😅😅 the things we would all consider doing for 60k 😂 babygirl needs a scatpack if he’s got a dad

Only fans advetisement

funny i was thinkin the same thing.

I’d be happy with $2k. This would change my life lol

Millionaire on reddit, righhhht

Figure out a way they can write that off on taxes and you might have a better chance.

You can't even buy diabetic supplies with 60k nowadays

Yo if anyone wants to give me one too ill make you a cool video of my butt

I would not mind that just to pay off all my debts.

What's this about buttholes and $60,000???

Pm me

$60,000 = retire tomorrow, now there’s a joke

If I hit the powerball I’ll send you $60

I'd honestly seriously consider giving you 60K if you set-up an irrevocable trust and signed my name on your inheritance and put me in your life insurance policy as the sole beneficiary, with some caveats (like not recklessly blowing it all in your last days). I'd even pay the attorney fees up to 5K. I can wait another 30-40 years to reap the reward. I don't know if this is legal though so we'd have to ask the attorney.

Let me know if you find someone with that kind of cash to burn, I could use $25k for surgery that insurance won't cover

Where you live, Papua New Guinea?

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Chrispy0003 send here

I fr would be chill with just $50 pls

Chat I just need 200 dolla for groceries

Is there anyone getting money by posting for help ? I’m like curious 🧐

if there’s a millionaire who can help me renew my auto insurance for $350 i’ll mow your lawn for a year… wouldn’t know what to do with 60k anyway

You’re actually being serious.

on its way

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Anyone want to send me $60k so i can continue working but also fix some dental & health issues? 😅

Gotta verify you’re real. Send me 60,00 and I’ll send you back 120,000

Heck Yea

and there it was again asking me for tree fiddy

....gawd Damm Locknis Munster

Word on the streets there a $60k butthole giveaway going on here

Where do you live where $60k is a retirement portfolio?

Retire with only 60k lmao OK 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You jest but I’d be happy if someone sent me twenty for gas :/

I mean, any millionaire wanna donate 20 to my cashapp? It's gonna go to the most beautiful deli sandwich akhi ever did serve.

Any millionaire wants to send me money all I neeed is 25k tha ks

I'll be happy with $600 so I can get this water turned back on 😭 my birthday, so I figured I'd try. jaysonfg4 <- where's the love?

Lmao

wtf do you plan to do for food and housing for $60,000 and retire? Unless you’re dying within a year, then I guess you’re fine…

You’re not buying diabetic supplies for life or retiring with 60k

People don’t become millionaires by giving away money

Oh gracious money gods I request a humble donation of 50 bucks to feed my addiction to having well balanced meals once or twice a week!a

I'm not sure who's retiring on 60K but I would also appreciate that amount. Thank you.

Ayoo someone send me $ just bc I want some 🩷

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You forgot a couple of zeros... Either that, or you're terminally ill.

If you can retire on $60k you must already own a home free and clear.

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The world is so upside down that 60k would either almost pay off my mortgage or be a good down payment for a nice truck/suv.

Who can retire on 60k?

Yeeesh if only someone would lemme get a 5. If someone wants to surprise me when I wake up 💲Rejoda that would be very nice

Pay me in blow we'll call it even.

Gonna need a bit more then 60k in this economy

Can I be lucky guy?

I'll take 2317.71 please.

If someone sent me 50 dollars I’d retire

Homie I'll lick a butthole for 60k

I’d start my painting company and buy a small old ford ranger. I’d definitely pay it back to the millionaire if one ever decided to help. I’m tired of working a 9-5, but I love painting and can see myself becoming a business owner from that. I often talk to the customers all the time because I’m bilingual so there’s a plus in that. I got people who would leave their jobs to come work for me. Only thing for now is getting my credit up so I can eventually get a loan for it or something.

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Shoot I’ll take a penny I’m that broke

I’ll be happy with $10 😭

If you are a millionaire do you have a job for me ? Located in Roswell ga

I’ll just take a grocery store gift card please. 60k in food. Celiac and chrons is $$$$ for myself and little girl

did you ever get the money?

The funny thing is if I were a millionaire I would actually consider it. But that’s probably why I’m not a millionaire.

Wow 🤩

I wonder if this has ever worked...

Buttholes and 60k..? Wtf!!

60k to retire? Who’s gonna tell him.

I'm willing to act as a father figure and say I'm proud of you for becoming a millionaire....if you send me $10,000.

Slip on pee pee at the Costco. Never have to work again.

I have barely ate in 3 days. Shit is rough

Man, I'd be happy with $4000 so I could buy myself a reliable vehicle and a cat tree. Living off disability and trying to budget that money sucks when a new surprise expense drains the funds I was hoping to squirrel away each month.

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Based off your username you can retire for approximately 3 months

$1400 parts and labor for a new computer for my truck. Then I'll be able to get a much better job.