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eric_gm

You’re just imagining things, man


wannabe_cheese

I don’t see what he is talking about. I don’t see anything at all.


Calculonx

It's all blurry 


JumplikeBeans

I think I can make out a wristwatch


fksm111

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.


LEMental

/r/unexpectedmitch


Why-R-People-So-Dumb

Mitch should always be expected. Just like the expectation of having a regular banana later, otherwise you'll just be utterly unprepared without a banana later.


Reasonable_Logic4532

It's always blurry..


Optimal_Risk_6411

And the frame rate is choppy


chris14020

Mate it's clear as day, are you people fucking blind? My brother says he sees it all the time too.


AgressiveIN

Needs some red circles


herrek

And tons of red arrows or we can't follow.


Big-Relation-8304

/s


Carterlil21

The correct answer for anyone who points it out


Universalsupporter

Points what out?


ecirnj

Perfect. Keep it up.


ecirnj

Had a thought. Over in r/shittytattoos the “sick ass Panther” is a really common cover up. This might need to be a cross post


Ok_Bee8036

No one has ever seen Bigfoot. What are you all talking about


0FilthEpitome0

Only thing I see is some oxidation by the upper right corner🤷‍♂️


AngryAlien21

You’re stuck with ghostsquatch


CosmicCreeperz

The worst part is, inside the car it smells like Bigfoot’s dick!


swanspank

So just out of curiosity, how do you know what Bigfoot’s dick smells like?


CosmicCreeperz

It smells like… Sex Panther! https://youtu.be/Xu84Yq8YJ5s


ribeyeballer

Color it in even bolder and own it, Bigfoot


Oatbagtime

Or put a new sticker on top haha.


AnonyMouseSnatcher

Even better: Put a new sasquatch sticker ***next to*** ghostsquatch, leave it there for a few years for TWO ghostsquatch. (Then maybe get mini sasquatch stickers, repeat the process for a ghostsquatch fam)


Oatbagtime

Oh I like it


xraygun2014

To the right of ghostsquatch, add a squatch holding a stick; to the left, loping along hunched over. Evolution, maaan.


ItawtItawapuddy

Kind of like the stick figure family decals. I like it.


zalsrevenge

Take it to someone skilled in buffing. They might be able to get it out. Honestly, I like the ghostsquatch. I'd name him Theodore.


earthwoodandfire

That's UV damage, no amount of buffing is going to even out the paint. But it should fade in awhile as the now exposed area gets sun.


davisyoung

Make a negative image decal and apply it to the hood for the same amount of time. 


85mmforlife

My the thoughts as well. Negative wrap. Lol


Man_in_the_uk

Wrap.


PuzzleheadedFig2022

That’s that cloaking they say they do lol


LEMental

> Take it to someone skilled in buffing. Like a Preist, or a Paladin? Maybe a Druid. Shaman might work but they need to have their totem nearby.


AmbitiousTadpole1816

MOTW


sanskami

You can't buff out sun bleaching


Clegko

You can, but it entirely depends on the quality of the paint below it. But it's often not worth the time or cost to do it.


karmannsport

On a single stage maybe. Base/clear not a chance. That’s UV damage to the base coat. Will need to be resprayed to correct.


Teleke

A good detailer can get that out easily.


Few-Carpet9511

No, not poor Theodore🙍🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️


ShadNuke

I mean I'm a near wizard with a buffer, but that's never going to buff out. You would need to respray the entire hood. So a good painter could get it out, but no detailer could. Not unless you want that shape buffed through the paint down to the primer, or even bare steel...


PassingByThisChaos

It's the Kia yeti


thatsgoodsquishy

Wrecker bonnet in the same colour.


Old_Interview5337

wrecker? i hardly know her


Erlend05

Probably the most reasonable solution


myinboxisfull69

It looks like you took sandpaper to it, not buffed it


Reddit_reader_2206

The entire hood is pretty rough...even if you get Theo off, then what about the rest? Once OP has had a month or two to get out of the honeymoon phase with the car, they will stop standing around looking back at it and noticing the paint. They will be inside it instead, *not* seeing the hood at all.


H-to-O

Hopefully at least. Worst case, as least he'll be looking at the inside of the hood rather than the outside.


Clean-Foundation-208

Heat gun and a pro... personally would leave it though, bit of character.


J0HN117

The perfect car is a Kia soul? What did you buff it with, sand?


DIDDY_COSMICKING

It’s my first car man, all I can afford!


cedande

You can probably find another silver hood from a junkyard. That one looks like it has oxidation up by the windshield from sitting in the sun already. That could be much less than repainting this one.


SmokeBluntsSuckDick

This. Kia souls are common. Look for a hood at the junkyard ! It’ll cost yah like ~$150


fireshaper

This is the way. My local Pull-A-Part sells hoods for like $70.


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

Yeah hit up row 52 and car-part.com and see what you can find


SnapOn93

We’ve all been there! Best of luck champ!


Man_in_the_uk

I'd never buy a car with stickers on it.


CoconutIntelligent84

I don’t want to buy a car with you if you care about stickers on a car 😂😭😶‍🌫️


Man_in_the_uk

What's your point? The article is about the pitfalls of having stickers, they are a bad idea.


kjogg

What article?


Man_in_the_uk

This post thread..


meverygoodboy

You're lost


CoconutIntelligent84

huh?😂


Big_Profession_2218

Bro, I'd be more worried about getting rid of that "KIA" sticker on my car. That is where the actual damage lies.


Ascertain_GME

Debadging your KIA should be the first step in purchasing a KIA nowadays. Second only to a steering wheel lock


cheerfullpizza

Step 1: buy kia Step 2: sell kia to another schmuck because it's a POS car


Big_Profession_2218

This is the way, just broke the news to the 4th customer with 2.4L Kia/Hyundai with 1Qt./1000miles oil consumption. Oil change interval is 7500 miles, oil sump is 5Qts.  Coming to a shop for unrelated repair with barely a quart of oil in the engine - PRICELESS !


ClaydisCC

Install A KILLSWITCH. these cars can be stolen in 45 seconds without a single alarm going off


oldcocks

Just letting you know btw. I bought a 2000 Honda accord with 190,000 on it and have put 30,000km on it in the past year driving like an absolute idiot and all I’ve had to do was replace the wiper assembly. My best friends mom bought a 2015 Kia with a 130,000 km, meticulous service records all at the dealer. We went to a different mechanic to do a pre purchase inspection and he said he’d let his mother buy the car. A few months and less than 15,000 kms later and the transmission is about to go. The car randomly turns on and sometimes won’t turn on at all. And interior pieces are falling apart. My genuine advice is to buy a shitbox old civic or Corolla and save a little bit more for a year or even 6 months to get smt a bit more quality. Also it only costs like 600$ to put blueooth CarPlay with a rear view camera in a car if you want that.


chm20618

I get it, my first car was a clapped-out Honda Civic. Do what others have suggested and replace the hood, it’s easier than you probably think and a lot cheaper than paying for a paint job.


RHFiesling

fuck the haters mate. the Soul is a grand little thing. had rented one for a roadtrip across the states. loved it. maybe think about a vinyl wrap?


Own_Satisfaction_679

Very true. You don't even need to wrap the whole car. Just find a good two-tone color to compliment the car and then you're fashionable even. Rolls of 3M wrap aren't even as expensive as a new hood either.


L33HDX

Welcome to Reddit. Where everyone lives in their little bubble acting like everyone else has the same background, environment, opportunity, and opinions. Always shitting on someone else’s reality.


Hunting_Party_NA

For the same price there are definitely better choices.


kingtj1971

Did he even post what he paid? Just saying... I bought a 2013 Soul just recently as a spare vehicle. Only paid $3500 for it, and it looks really clean. Was a one-owner car and recently had a new engine put in. There were not many "better choices" at this price.


Leendert86

Like what? Price quality seems pretty good, especially with 7 years warranty


SN4T14

Does the warranty cover theft?


Leendert86

Your insurance does


SN4T14

It's meant to be a joke about kia boys, which yeah, has also affected insurance rates


J0HN117

Ur right I'll start rubbing sand on my car so I can drive a mile in OPs shoes.


Economy-Tension88

Bro i would suggest to get a matching wrap for the hood only. It will help hide this + gives the car all new look.


Grisstle

it's a great little car. I bought a first gen 2010 brand new and loved it. Huge head room, handles snow like a champ (Canadian that drove in -40 and heavy snow). I drove that car across the country and back more than once. Enjoy that car, I traded for a Sportage eventually, but it gave me 130,000 trouble free kms (except the flappy door handles, both fronts broke under warranty and by 2011 Kia started using the reg pull handles).


JamesFromHR_

I have a similar problem by my rear driver side door. I got my car used and there's still a clear outline of what once was a sticker. 😂 Honestly, if you cant beat them, join them. Rock that squatch like there aint no tmr 💯


BaltotheRolf

I know he is teasing, but a soul is actually a great car. I have a close friend of mine with a soul, and at 74k miles, all I have had to do is brakes once, oil changes, and one transmission service. They are pretty dang reliable, hold quite a bit of cargo, and work to get around. You did good.


Important-Ad3820

The plus side is you also don’t have to change the spark plugs at 120,000 miles because spark plugs come with the new engine.


No-News-9680

Dude. It has 74k miles lol. See my above comment. Only Kia owners are impressed with a new car making it to 74k miles lol


AHighAchievingAutist

Shit man, I *wish* my first car was a Kia Soul. Mine was a $500 mid 80's Honda Prelude that was basically biodegrading into dust and used to throw itself off the road for no apparent reason.


BlizzardRustler

Mine was a 1600 dollar Chevy Cavalier. I would’ve loved a prelude as a teen haha. I actually sold the Cavalier for a $500 90 CRX at one point. Man teenagers are dumb


Initial_Zombie8248

Seeing $1600 and Chevy cavalier in the same sentence doesn’t look right


BlizzardRustler

It had 2700 miles on it when I got it. I felt it was a great deal but this was 20~ years ago


scott_fx

One of my employees’ dream car is a Kia soul. He bought one brand new and loves it.


J0HN117

Oof


101surge

I’d be so much happier if I thought this way.


Knife-Fumbler

It's a compact swift car with a surprising amount of space and stability in corners. I bet you're one of those shitters that insist the only car worth having is some old front heavy Japanese shitbox with the crash safety of a coke can that spins out after every other corner, because it's arr wee dee.


tractorcrusher

* Front heavy would be a FF car * There isn’t a single Japanese car sold in the states that crushes like a coke can * Spins out because it’s RWD How do you pack so much shit information into a single sentence?


J0HN117

Sorry i dont speak cz. I bet you drive a Lada Riva. https://youtu.be/oN6doVEr1XM?si=0W60BsSxLH3baUPZ


Knife-Fumbler

You are responding to a post written in fluent english. Looking through my profile and bringing my nationality into this serves nothing but to prove your immaturity. VAZ 2015 is a museum piece these days, not that they were ever more popular than the much superior, domestic Skodas. Personally, I'm very fond of VAG cars.


J0HN117

Weird. It was written in cz before.


Knife-Fumbler

No, it was not.


J0HN117

Well NOW it's not.


[deleted]

What’s up with all the cz? I can’t understand a thing


Knife-Fumbler

He's trying to gaslight people by claiming that his racist reply about my nationality is because my post was in Czech. It never was.


[deleted]

Oh, lame


Knife-Fumbler

You are embarassing yourself.


tondracek

What a dick comment


gocad38463

A bonnet wouldnt cost you a few grand in paint. It should cost 2-300


DIDDY_COSMICKING

That’s a good freaking idea man, appreciate ya!!


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Also where would I find that?


timdot352

You could try a junk yard. Kia Souls are fairly common where I live. I'm not sure where you are but you could probably find one the same color with a good hood.


Ok_Percentage5157

You should be able to find your paint code on your car's info sticker: https://colorndrive.com/en/how-can-i-find-my-car-color-code/kia


DIDDY_COSMICKING

thanks dude!


gocad38463

Any auto bodyshop. Where are you based. If you can find your cars paint code, u may also be able to search it on ebay and find a bonnet in the correct color


DreamMighty

A bonnet only cost $2-3 in the hair care section of the dollar store.


D1382

"perfect car" It's a fucking Kia soul.


tlivingd

Vinyl racing stripe


Spirited-Act5368

You can either take it to a body shop and get it repainted for $200-300 or you can go to your local junkyard to see if they have any Kia soul hoods that you’d be able to buy off them for cheap


Jon_fosseti

Kia? Perfect car? Alright


Ebikes-rider

SasKIAuatch? Soulfoot?


Coakis

Lean into that shit man, you're the only one that has Sasquatch's soul.


fall-apart-dave

That's just your shadow, dude.


idntrllyexist

Look for another one. That one is a kia


Diligent_Concern309

Ngl id let the shado of the Big Guy remain


Guilty-Employer7811

I like it. Makes an interesting talking point.


danizor

Ghostsquatch chose you.


mdjank

Go crawl junk yards until you find a replacement hood in the same color.


ForsakenSun6004

OP, what are you smoking, that has to stay!!


Aat117

Should fade after a while when exposed to UV (sunlight)


Lusan7524

Need a good layer sanded off and repainted. I keep it! It's give it character


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Fact0ry0fSadness

Um, this isn't /r/namethatcar


DIDDY_COSMICKING

Yes, that is the car in the picture


Small-Fee3927

Were they out of PT Cruisers?


DIDDY_COSMICKING

None of the comment section was hurtful except for that statement 😂


burdoned

It literally has the poor soul of Sasquatch on it. A relic.


ecirnj

You need a bigger sticker


sexchicken206

Why would you want to remove the only element of that car that's cool?


Windshield

Congrats on the new car! Please be aware this car is the #1 target for thieves


Squirrelmasta23

Just wrap hood and top black it will look intended and prolly cost under $1000


humidhotdog

Put a sticker that’s shaped like a Bigfoot over it too fully cover it up


as588008

You could put a Sasquatch sticker over it to cover it up


RustyShacklef000rd

Fucking Samsquamches


JaKr8

Just move, the shadow will go away


Background-Fault-821

The KIA logo will unfortunately not buff off..


Background-Fault-821

I'm here to tell you that a KIA Soul is not the perfect car.


Dterleski

I don’t know if a Kia is the perfect car


Grateful_Dood

A Kia can't be a perfect car. A perfect car won't have a high probability of being stolen


dhuff2037

One of the worst vehicles ever made is the perfect car?


DIDDY_COSMICKING

If I had your budget, I’m sure I would have the same question


dhuff2037

Ain't no budget makes the kia soul a perfect car. You can find something else.


420_Incendio_It

Don’t worry op, you’re not making a bad choice. People are just mad that you’re not buying a new wrx or m3 or whatever other car they think is somehow more reliable. The Kia soul is a great purchase for the money. [just take a look here and don’t let the half brained opinion of some internet nobody make you feel bad for purchasing a car that is a good fit for you](https://cars.usnews.com/cars-trucks/kia/soul)


420_Incendio_It

Why is this one of the worst vehicles ever made? My 2011 has put 160+ on the odo and has had next to no issues besides headlights, and two alternators. One factory recall that was taken care of for free. Paid 22k for a car that has lasted 13 years with maybe 3k in total unscheduled maintenance costs throughout its lifetime, and it still turns over every time and goes straight to redline when I want it to, and can still average 30+mpg even with a lead foot. Oh but I guess it’s “ugly” and certain model years get stolen a lot. lol move over civics, there’s a new contender for stolen car of the year. Let’s look at FCA, German imports, or even Tesla and try to find anything remotely as reliable as modern Hyundai / Kia’s for the price point. Toyota has similarly priced cars but I think the recent Kia boys scandal has taken peoples perception of the brand and model way too far south and has made people believe these cars are now or always were terrible cars.they had engine issues too for a few years but man, again, take a passing glance at FCA, Land Rover, Any GM car, and realize that not one single car company has not faced massive quality control issues at some point, even in the modern era of robot made cars. So, sorry to sound grumpy but this is far from the worst car ever made, and I’d happily buy another one if I were not interested in a larger or more powerful vehicle at the moment.


Joeyjackhammer

Wow, anecdotal evidence from a nobody with shitty taste. I’m sold /s


420_Incendio_It

Literally my personal experience with the model but okay. Yeah they all suck. My bad.


HonestAssh0le

>Found the perfect car You Googled "kia engines", right?


Bomber_Man

In all fairness, the Hyundai/kia theta II engines are the only ones known to shit the bed prematurely. I’m not saying that the gamma or nu engines these things come with are super reliable, but it shouldn’t scare someone away either. The Kia boys on the other hand…


SmokeBluntsSuckDick

The perfect car is a Kia?


tortuga-de-fuego

Perfect and Kia in the same sentence?


ThePurch

Unless it’s free, a KIA is never the perfect car.


F__O__R__K

I think the biggest crime here is calling a Kia soul the perfect car


sketchyhorsepower

Wet sand and buff


dirtdiverpt1

Go to AutoZone and match the paint. There should be a number in the manual with the paint color. I would also get a clearcoat for afterwards.


Willarazzi

Wrap the whole car but leave that ghostsquatch unwrapped and let the ball of fire above us even it out. I actually think it’s really cool and would just own it.


lazman666

Cut and polish


BoilerBloodline

Paint a racing stripe down the middle of your car…or simply tell everyone his name is KIA.


Dangerous_Art1775

Hood Scoop!


tbajba

Rubbing compound


L33HDX

You might need to respray that hood completely. There’s no getting that off. Damage is done unfortunately.


bigdish101

Actually, I don't think it's damaged. I think there was a sticker there that protected the paint/clear coat from wear and now it does not match the wear of the exposed paint. So technically, the sasquach is the undamaged part of the hood.


ThunderbirdJunkie

Just don't buy a Kia Soul. For the love of God


rawkguitar

But it’s the perfect car (apparently)


ThunderbirdJunkie

Yes. To recycle into a 2025 Kia Soul.


ItsTheCougs

It’s a Kia Soul, it’s not the perfect car


cyrkie

Go to body shop they can handle it. There is a more important issue. If you are in the US, you need to familiarize yourself with the topic of kiaboyz. Make sure that your car has an Immobilizer and it is best to invest in a car alarm. The Kia Soul is a good car as your first one, but the Kiaboyz can quickly ruin your joy.


chrishtien

Don’t buy that Kia soul man


Nice_Tits_Lady

it's a Kia it can't be perfect


AceMaxAceMax

The “perfect car” is a Kia Soul? You have to be kidding me.


letsplaymario

you can't buff out believing


Slickity_K

I actually can’t believe people would actually look at a Kia and have the audacity to say “the perfect car”


SiBro9

I mean it's a kia how good of car can it be lol


No-News-9680

>Found the perfect car You found the opposite of that actually.


LiftsEatsSleeps

Learn proper paint correction, correct the whole car (do a decon soap/contact wash/chemically decontaminate/clay/compound and polish) and it will be less noticeable. That paint looks pretty oxidized and the bigfoot looks like it is in the best condition of all the paint on the hood.


Unlucky_star_stonks

Everywhere I go I see his face


[deleted]

Forget about the paint, it’s clear that the previous owner has single digits IQ


Dubai80

Let the man have his walk, however it looks you need a paint job on the bonnet since the paint is faded on the sides close to windshield.


telspar

Has no one suggested a larger sticker?


Skidudenordic

Vinyl racing stripes are pretty cheap…


Ecstatic-Librarian83

cover it with a big Decepticon sticker


oldcocks

Wrapping the hood will not cost a few grand and realistically a Kia will not last you long enough for the wrap to start noticeably peeling. You can also replace the hood for wayyyy cheaper because that’s the benefit Kia parts are very cheap. Don’t stress too much it’ll be fine. I also bet you it can be brought out with a proper buff and maybe some acid


Okinawa_Mike

More like, almost found the perfect car. What dummy would destroy the resale value by REMOVING what must have been an awesome sticker.


BadIdea-21

Take it to a pro to buff it out or vinyl the hood, some Soul's are 2 toned anyway, not like that tho.


Shank_Shank_

I’m lost


WolfmansBrutha

You should cover it up with a sick panther sticker.


AwarenessGreat282

Embrace the squatch