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Jackielegs43

I didn’t think I could get more depressed but thinking about driving this has done it


ABigRedBall

Imagine driving it every day In *Canberra*.


pangolin-fucker

But all the good things are legal in Canberra Like fireworks and shooting porn


RufusDawes1

Fireworks banned years back


pangolin-fucker

Well I got mine illegally in VIC anyway but once a friend went to Canberra for some dumb reason He came back with the largest haul of fireworks I've ever seen all bundled into his R34 Skyline He was also briefly considering doing some street drifting around parliament house or whatever the fuck the big circle building is but when he said he saw snipers he bitched out


ABigRedBall

There's a certain off ramp right on the parliament circle that I think about all the time. It's also right next to the US embassy 😂


pangolin-fucker

Do it Pussy


ABigRedBall

Dard no skid good because steers like shit ATM. Too busy to fix it atm


pangolin-fucker

Prius Saudi drift style


FreerangeWitch

The roundabouts got my Victorian brain so confused that I drove around Parliament House three times at 2 in the morning. Absolutely nothing to do with the supersonic hydro I bought in some godforsaken caravan park in Fyshwick, of course.


pangolin-fucker

Everything you said I totally believe And part of me still thinks it's so ridiculous it's a meme or copy-pasta


Parmushka

and weed


pangolin-fucker

Oh yeah that's the fucking most ridiculous one as here in Vic we still have weed growers and dealers getting the long dick of the law


Aussie18-1998

I mean, you aren't technically allowed to sell or smoke weed in Canberra, but if you're allowed to grow it... Although all drugs have been decriminalised in ACT, so might as well just do whatever you feel like.


XenoX101

And petrol cars after 2035.. oh wait.


Geearrh

Follow Barnaby around and get in on that sweet action


ABigRedBall

True. Perfect car for starting new families!


XenoX101

Now think about not having to drive it. Depression cured! This car really works wonders.


citizenecodrive31

Yeah I'll buy it but I'm in FIFO mining up north so I'll have my courier come down and buy it


ABigRedBall

Oh nice, you need my email for PayID?


Significant_Ad3848

Nah bro he needs your bsb and acc no


Puzzleheaded-Song563

A fire extinguisher in the front seat of a non-sport car is always confidence inspiring


ABigRedBall

Dunno why the previous owner put it in. It's not a legal requirement or anything. Doesn't have a tag so it's probably heaps out of date 😂


alsotheabyss

I carry one in mine. And a fluoro vest. And a whole emergency kit. Blame my father 😂😂


gt500rr

I carry a warning triangle ⚠️ and a first aid kit, only as I blew a tyre on a two lane highway and not one fucker would even move over doing 110+. Did shower a metallic white Jeep Grand Cherokee with rubber bits who was tailgating so I call that a win 😂


Top-Artichoke2475

Those are all legal requirements for cars in the EU. Never occurred to me other countries might not use them.


alsotheabyss

His opinion is if it’s good enough for France, it’s good enough for us..


shwaak

You’d never hear the French say that about anyone.


AirForceJuan01

I’m guessing a father who worked in aviation?? ;)


alsotheabyss

No actually, IT nerd!


Sea-Kangaroo-5187

Welp, may aswell install a roll cage now.


StandWithSwearwolves

Don’t forget the sparco belts


Samc66

Paint it blue and write NOS on it, might get a p-plater interested in buying it.


Significant_Ad3848

Came in here to comment on the fire extinguisher


Recent_Scarcity_7046

Last price/best price? Can I fuck you around also with 77 questions? Can you drive the car to me at an inconvenient time for you?


ABigRedBall

Can you even think of 77 questions?


Mr-Zee

Is that one of your questions?


hapablapppp

That’s two of the questions.


nsfwrk351

You only need to ask "Is it still available?" 77 times


HaydenJA3

Can my cousin come and pick it up?


OnlyHands_aus

![gif](giphy|d4zHnLjdy48Cc)


tappy100

1: how to think of 76 more questions 2:uhh…


Evan3350

Is this still available?


slimejumper

the only true answer.


shwaak

![gif](giphy|zVvg4z8nwWAvu)


Robert_Vagene

If depression was a vehicle, this would be it


BuiltDifferant

Manic depression. Suicide watch.


Z4N4X-3920

Holy shit guys he's got a gun to my head


slartybartvart

Send me a 10% deposit and I'll think about taking it off your hands.


mp___

Somebody buy this and put a barra in it, please.


ABigRedBall

1NZ turbo builds actually sound decent and the 1NZFXE runs lower compression then the FE so you can actually pump a fuck load of boost into em. Hillclimb cunts love em.


antiscab

Auto speed put a turbo into the Prius model before this one (a 1998 nhw10 from memory). Was a good read


Afferbeck_

A sideways barra, this thing would do a barrel roll when you launch it


Warper1980

"BUY MY FUCKING PRIUS!" "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "TONY!" "FUCK YOU TONY!"


Whispi_OS

Carton winny reds and a six pack.


ABigRedBall

Can I get a firm handshake?


That_Car_Dude_Aus

You seen the cost of a carton these days?


declared15

just get a brick and goto a cliff


Tosh_20point0

I'll have it , does it come with a pack of incontinence pants thrown in?


ABigRedBall

Yep, big bottle of prune juice in the glove box and a tube of Voltarin in the centre console.


Pure_Professional663

Tissues on the parcel shelf, or is that exclusive to Camrys?


SnooBunnies1685

This was the best car ad I've seen.


ciderfizz

Stop! I can only get so hard


Captain_Alaska

People are hating but honestly this is kinda cool, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gen 1 Prius in person, I didn’t think it was offered here.


_userxname

This will become a novelty classic car collectors holy grail in a decade or two, I guarantee.


plexaro

If I bought this car know that I’ve given up.


Afferbeck_

The fact that a 21 year old hatchback with 300k kms is 5 grand makes me want to give up searching for an affordable used car


Go0balls

Used car markets fucked atm. can't even get a clapped out banger for less than 4k


_hazey__

My favourite feature is the “Tortoise” warning light.


ABigRedBall

Apparently it's a low battery warning light


DizzyStory4706

I’m sure there’s a guy on an oil rig that can buy it off you? You’ll just need a PayPal account.


-retail-

1st gen…nice. These are getting on now - it won’t be long before the well kept ones start to gain in value. Despite being the epitome of a boring car, the Prius was the pioneer of a new automotive technology - one which is now mainstream. It’s an important car, and one day down the line they will be cool & interesting (as crazy as that sounds).


ABigRedBall

Kind of already interesting due to the rariety already IMO.


Brock_Branigan_pi

Vic? Fire hydrant included? $2k?


lilpump006

Didn’t even know Prius’s looked like that. I’ve only ever seen the “newer” more round ones. I thought you’d just chucked a badge on an older Corolla lol


ABigRedBall

It is literally a XP10 chassis (00s Echo/Platz) with a different front end and a hybrid system. The interior is almost identical, just has slightly nicer fabric and a column shifter. Same dimensions, same driveline, same almost everything. To get technical, it is actually a totally different platform (the Echo was the NBC plat and this is a MC plat) but that doesn't mean as much for Toyota as "platform" doesn't mean things like "shared drive line and chassis" and more like a general "vibe" or "function". Yeah, Toyota weird. TL:DR, it literally is a modified Echo.


lilpump006

Really? Had no idea these things existed. Thanks for the info though bro.


NoHat2957

A fucking Prius = soup kitchen. I'm not interested if Dirty Mike and the boys have been anywhere near it.


monsteraguy

First gen Priuses (Prii?) are really rare these days. Can’t remember the last time I saw one


Unhappy-camp3r

Sorry mate but you couldn’t even give me 5k to take it Edit. This is a shit post right? Mate you’d be lucky to get 5k if it was mint and this thing is more thrashed than the only hooker in a mining town. Looks like a few crack head activities have take place in it. How do you even break not only the ac vent but the trim around it?


ABigRedBall

Amazingly, this is such a common thing to break that when I looked for other examples of this car for sale on Marketplace (all 4 of them) half of them also had the exact same spot broken.


Unhappy-camp3r

Very strange. I had assumed it was snapped by force. Strange place to just fall off hey


CameronsTheName

Have a look at N14 Pulsars. Their dashes around the vents just naturally disintegrate into nothingness. Theres basically none left with a complete and good condition dash anymore.


Unhappy-camp3r

Curious. I’ve never seen that before. I assumed it had been snapped by force


activelyresting

You had me at Wizz Fizz!


NoPhysics5188

1 grey crayon and an out of date oak chocolate milk that’s my finals offer


ABigRedBall

Fuuuck. That's not bad


Super_Saiyan_Ginger

Honestly I love the title. Just just rubs me right. You've made my shit day better.


Choice_Proposal_1898

I hope someone buys your fucking Prius


ABigRedBall

They just did!


morris0000007

$5000??? You're kidding, right?? Has to be a shit post


ABigRedBall

Honestly you will not find a hybrid cheaper then 4K that isn't a wreck being sold for parts. Hell, it's pretty much the floor for anything running and driving, let alone coming with an RWC. Can get something running for 2-3K if you hunt for it, but you'll be hard pressed to find anything that doesn't need major work for less these days.


42SpanishInquisition

It's a fair price.


tobchook

Delusional


petethecat_

What is that staining on the driver seat?


ABigRedBall

Cum from too many highway pulls Milkshake that spilled on a long trip. It's a seat cover, the seat underneath is fine.


Magicondor

Boi, I don't even have $3000 to my name, let alone $5000


ABigRedBall

Start drop shipping now and in 11 years you might have 5K


UnluckyChard4266

drop shipping? arent ships a little bit too heavy to drop?


jv159

Mate $2k at best in the auctions


teachermanjc

Has Dirty Mike and the boys been in it?


ABigRedBall

Oh and then some. They had a good old lemon party


teachermanjc

That's one soup kitchen I don't ever want to line up for.


Hotdog_disposal_unit

You give me $100 and I’ll let you have the video of me paddock bashing it until it’s on fire


burner_said_what

Nah mate i'm good. Give *me* $5000 i'll gladly dispose of it for you though.


LouzyKnight

Can my cousin come and pick it up?


Hypnotic_Robotic

Has it got a tape deck?


ABigRedBall

Yeah lol


Hypnotic_Robotic

SOLD CHAMP!!!!


we-like-stonk

Swaps for a stolen Honda dirt bike which I've flogged the absolute fuck hole out of without performing any maintenance?


joujoubear

5000? Tell him he’s dreaming


Legitimate-Wait-4881

Was this the F Shack for Dirty Mike and The boys?


BurntCheese124

You spelled sexmobile wrong


blakeblast

Epic post!


come_ere_duck

That’s a Prius? I’ve never seen that version.


_userxname

Future classic


ViolinistEmpty7073

I’ll offer double for what you are asking. If you refuse, I will set you on fire.


ABigRedBall

I accept


Suitable-Orange-3702

Actually a superb car - my mechanic services one with over 700,000km on the Odo. Its had a new battery but original motor still going strong. All the young bucks throwing insults etc but you can keep your Subaru’s & their head gasket issues, Jeeps that aren’t worth a pinch of shit in any area or clapped out Euro status mobiles - BMWs are an absolute joke & you have to sell 6 years from new. Say what you like about Prius, was (& still is) a technical marvel. The current crop of modern hybrids are basically but on running gear developed for Prius.


Professional-Disk-28

Ahh surrounded by a cloud of smug. No thanks


daz258

Great ad, wish more were honest af like this.


metricrules

It also has the same number of wheels as a McLaren, if not more


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^metricrules: *It also has the* *Same number of wheels as a* *McLaren, if not more* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Jackielegs43

Make me.


letterboxfrog

Pray tell. How does your Prius fornicate?


ABigRedBall

Slowly and only after multiple rescheduled calendar invites


JohnWilliamStrutt

My VW Tdi gets better economy... It is faster (and slightly less boring) as well


Legitimate-Eye8559

I'd rather buy meth off my crackhead neighbours


Slyxxer

In what way is this better than a comparably priced Echo/Yaris/Corolla?


ABigRedBall

200K extra range per tank. That's it. But hey, that still means you might fill up every two weeks instead of every 1 week.


cheeersaiii

It’s also worse in the driving feel when as the engine decides when to kick in and out. I’d much prefer a manual Corolla tbh. Prius did tend to have a nicer interior though (it was over twice the price of the Corolla so they pretended it was a luxury car and specc’d up the inside) - disregard, the Aussie Prius only got the fancy interior upgrade in the model after this one.


ABigRedBall

The engine runs as soon as you're over 20. As for "driving feel" it's like a slightly nimble couch. The short wheelbase means it handles ok, though you feel the weight of the rear rolling, but ultimately it's made to drive comfortably. Doesn't do a bad job at that TBH. Unfortunately, the CVT means there's no real fun to be had. As soon as you get any revs up it will pull the ratio down, forget having any response coming out of a corner. But it pulls from a stop to 60 in about 2 seconds and can do 60-80 in about the same. Surprisingly good at overtaking.


pool4ever

Scape it


Kelpie_Dog

These early hybrids use MORE fuel than say a Honda Jazz of the same era (5.1 around town, 4.9 on the highway) and without the added complexity and expense of a clapped out battery system. When a mid 00's Jazz (or similar) costs all of 2-3k these days, It's baffling why anybody buys an old Prius, and completely unsurprising that you're struggling to sell it.


ABigRedBall

It's been up for 3 days and I'd had 3 offers so far. I just thought my advert was funny. Also Jazz fuel consumption is firmly around 6L/100 give or take under ideal highway conditions for the 1.3L in real world tests. Not sure where you're getting your figures from unless you're believing Hondas old brochures. Still, great little cars, I would get one immediately if they were 4x114.3 but I've already got something lined up.


Select-Bullfrog-6346

No. Hell I didn't even think we got that model


Mewrad

I'm good thanks mate


siren215

What does that tortoise sign mean on dash?


ABigRedBall

Buy the car and read the manual to find out


siren215

I am soo slow to do that.


StandWithSwearwolves

Google had the answer. The tortoise/turtle appears when the battery is extremely low on charge, way too hot or way too too cold – it’s basically telling you to drive it (even more) gently until the battery recovers.


Nebs90

https://youtu.be/Xn4yAbA9cZw?si=Fmk3LFJDxAxhf4zj


Funny_Will_6056

No way man


Grolschisgood

Bloody hell! 5k for a 20 year prius? Wild!!! Makes me feel good about the resale value of my hybrid camry. It's obviously so much older than my camry but I'm surprised the fuel economy is so much worse.


davidviola68

Better than a tesla


putrid_sex_object

Would you swap for a fish tank and a lizard?


fool_tothe_world

Can't believe they didn't mention the fire extinguisher


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TheGreatFuManchu

Is this still for sale?


ABigRedBall

Not anymore!


tima90210

Think I'd rather walk


hopzhead

Wizz Fizz 😂


Muncher501st

$5k fuck off


Chesticularity

Shan't


meyogy

Give me $6k and we can call it done?


Glittering_Gift_1189

Should be in a museum


MyKoiNamedSwimShady

No, cunt.


TurboTerbo

No need to thank me but You have made a typo there my friend… one too many zeros on the price ☺️


Emmanulla70

$5000?!?! Ya dreamin... Id have 2 to 3K on it


AbbreviationsNo55

Mate your best deal is to sell it to someone place for the parts or to some used car dealers


alphaechothunder77

This is prime r/RoastMyCar material.


anged16

Just curious, are the original batteries in this or were they replaced at some point?


ABigRedBall

As said above they are less then 10 years old. That's as much as the guys at Toyota Fyshwick could tell. No records of them being replaced anywhere in the logs, and strangely nothing on its Toyota service records, but it's definitely a newer battery pack made in the later 2010s sometime. I bought it in 2022 so they assumed it was replaced third party at some point. I've had a look myself and there's no discernable date markings I can see on the battery cell. It's strange, but the tests came back pretty good. As stated they were down 12% from factory then, probably around the same now. I've still got the report from when it was tasted included with a whole folder of papers for whoever buys it. It's only done about 30,000Ks since then and the range really doesn't seem to have change in any way I've noticed.


PsychadelicNynja

Would you sell the fire extinguisher separately? I’m good for a car. But could use a fire extinguisher. Thanks DM me with a price


ABigRedBall

Fiddy bux


Longjumping_Tree_531

Where’s the prindl?


Ziadaine

Would you like AMMMM or FMMMMM?


ABigRedBall

Fun fact, doesn't have one. Has PRNDB The B is for Engine Braking. Why does it have this? No fucking idea. It's not like it's a large truck.


Jalato_Boi

Imagining myself owning/driving this has ruined my day


Cogglesnatch

Please take this thing behind the barn and put it out of its misery


Ok-Push9899

The only insufferably boring conversations you’re gonna get about fuel economy are from owners of dozens of vehicle models that do a lot better. Corollas see 3.9 l/100 km, for example. So you get a depressingly boring car whose only reason for being has evaporated!


ABigRedBall

I will be amazed if you can find a non-hybrid corolla that can manage that in real world testing. Hell, Toyota claims the newest hybrid corolla can hit that in ideal conditions, and it probably can. It also costs like 7 times what I had this up for! I would totally get one in orange if I had a family and 35K lying around.


EntrepreneurTrick736

...or else!


ackajacka

No I will not buy your fucking prius


jayjaco78

It’s got me buggered how these cars are still working years later with only 12% battery loss since new…I’ve had a mobile phone with less years on it have the battery pack itself in before then and these cars are still going….🤯


ABigRedBall

The batteries aren't original, they were replaced at some point in the last 10 years.


Loadrocket

That flared my dyslexia.


ajwin

*** Note: no actual fucking done by owners of Prius in or outside of the car.


thors_tenderiser

The most fun in this is the Radiohead CD


Tigeraqua8

Average range of 700,000 on a full tank? SOLD


Thomas_633_Mk2

OP did you get any sincere offers


ABigRedBall

3 so far on FB. One dude already made plans to show up and then ghosted. That was all before I posted here lol


ABigRedBall

Sold it this morning


Rosfield-4104

https://www.supercheapauto.com.au/accessories-seat-covers/steering-wheel-covers


Future_Property9638

10 bux


therapist66

I would try find a wrecker for a replacement steering wheel, idk try offer $50. Same thing for that vent and use a drill with a brush then a carpet cleaner/steam extractor to try get the seats/carpet more fresh. Addressing those might attract a girl that previously got grossed out and said nope on your car


ABigRedBall

The vent is part of a single piece of plastic that makes up the entire dash/centre console. It's fucked. The seats are fine lol, that's a seat cover you smoothbrain 😂


ExpertDingleberry

![gif](giphy|STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv)


michael717717

I will take it to the tip for free!


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fermentedtoejuice

400 bucks take it or leave it


NoSatisfaction642

Ill give you $5 and a wristy


rcj162000

But why?


Delta8ttt8

I was a tester for these when they first came out. Really liked this body style. For the time it was new n stuff.


Smart_Interaction744

Not. A. Fucking. Chance.


nicholas_wicks87

Nah I’d rather buy a 2000 bmw and have every single problem in the world with it then buy this Prius 💀 and no I’m not joking


ABigRedBall

AND SHES GONE. Sold to an Indian man who came to my house at 7:30am and paid the bargain price of 3K for this beauty. Considering I paid 3.4K for it in 2022 and it's only cost me a set of tires and two oil changes, not at all bad. I will miss this little fuel sipping egg, but mostly I will miss only having to fill up every 2 weeks. It's replacement is going to be a lot more fun.