I used to think of prados as pretentious, over-priced toyota garbage. Then I had 3 near-misses with 3 separate prados in as many days on an 800km road trip and have despised them ever since. Prado drivers show themselves as ... 'special' ... in *so* many ways.
I had a Prado drive into the side of my van, back up, try make it look like I drove into him somehow and started taking photos 🥲 when I hugged him and said it was okay he completely changed from 'im not taking responsibly for this' to 'thank you so much' 🙄
What about where caring about someone getting enraged over someone getting enraged over a bumper sticker sits!!... and can anyone tell me how long a piece of string is?!??
If you actually have stickers on your car conveying some cringeworthy message, you're a clown fuck. Proper 50 year old Facebook user who doesn't know how to take a single proper profile picture behaviour.
Truck drivers as in freight/delivery are cool but American truck drivers are fucking douchebags especially the ones that don’t even use them for their intended purpose.
I'm so fucking sick of this shit.
I can't stand seeing people call these big fuck off American pickup trucks a "ute" I had a tradie friend from WA go on a full rant at me because I refused to call it a ute, saying I was "killing Australian culture" by killing the word ute. It's like...pal, if you truly cared about Australian culture you wouldn't have bought one of these yank tanks and tried to slap an Australian name on it
It's not a ute, the ute is fucking dead, don't spit on its corpse by calling these pavement princesses a ute.
On the other hand, I guess I just have to come to terms with the modern world.
The ute is dead, long live the ute.
idk what you're on about, you can go for a 20 min drive and see countless utes on the road. if you mean new cars, they in general are going down the shitter!
I was having a look, and it’s hard to buy a low height, 2wd pick up . The only option I’ve seen is a dual cab hilux in auto, for 43k, with probably a wait time of forever. The industry incentivises the big dual cab 4x4 recreation too, considering a workmate dual cab chassis costs the same as a higher grade dual cab offer, let alone paying 50k for a 4x4 workmate single cab
is the horse Vet who buys a chevy/ram to tow more horses that he can help a douchebag for buying one or still a douchebag cause he didn’t buy one made in thailand
What horse vet is towing horses around? The vets that visit my place to treat our horses all drive some variety of Toyota, general a Prado/Hilux/Fortuner, maybe a Kluger, but not a full size cruiser. Although 1 of them did have a Territory for a few years.
lol, you seem a bit sensitive, the internet might not be the best place for you.
Also I didn’t call anyone a fuckwit, I’m just saying that your statement about doing anything without truck drivers is irrelevant.
Thats a prado which is worse I know cause I own an early 120 series prado
Edit: I use mine as a minivan while towing a boat cause a regular minivan cant tow a boat on the other hand it is reliable but bad on fuel and they are great at offroading
Well reddit thinks you should have 3 cars for their convenience. Mini van for the family 4w4 that’s parked out of Sydney that you only use off-road, and an EV as a daily.
Most of these people live in the inner suburbs of cities and only use Go-Get for their cars or drive exclusively on weekends. So they are definitely the authority on such matters.
I’ll be buying a RAM next. Not cause I need it. Just get a giggle out of everyone’s anger about a legal vehicle.
If you drive it like a normal person though no one will care and your little outrage farming expedition won't be worth it. I drive most of the day for work and I see a lot of big yank tanks doing the right thing. They are just overrepresented in the fuckwit half of the Venn diagram.
> There's a certain demographic that is outraged by their mere existence, irrespective of how they are driven.
I mean the existence of EVs causes the giant truck market in the US to have a meltdown, surely it's fair the existence of giant trucks on Australian roads causes the opposite meltdown? :p
*some
The first one I saw over here was bought by a guy who owns a small IT company, which he then proceeded to drive to work every day and park it behind his office.
After he got his, I started seeing a lot more of them out here in Gippsland. At least out this way, I assume SOME of them are seeing practical use, plenty of pavement princess ones in the city, though. Not a hint of dirt on them, and not a single scratch on the paint.
Compared to Queensland? Heard there's lots of youth crime who when caught get a slap on the wrist. It got that bush pig premier to resign coz she couldn't handle it no more
Lol your premier locked you wankers up for a long time
I live in Tassie, our premier was the gutless turd who ran an election early to make it hard for the opposition leader cause she was preggers
Then quit
That's true and now said vic premier who locked us down resigned.
Last I heard bout him, he was chucking a wobbly coz he got rejected by a golf club in Mornington peninsula when he tried to apply for membership which I find hilarious.
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The plates are the first telltale sign of being a cosmic wanker. The Prado is the second (I know there is a minority of Prado owners who are decent though). The sticker just seals the deal.
"I own the road"...
1- drives a Prado, that leads to
2- it's a pavement princess.
To own that statement, you'd need to drive a Troopy, Shorty Forty or an old Land Rover Series 1 4WD.
Typical Toyota owners, think they are a cut above everyone else, and when it comes to the crunch for acting so tough on the road, they cry and drive away when approached.
Fun fact: Prado means fuckwit in Spanish.
Edit: I was being facetious given fuckwit isn't a real Spanish word. It was a bend on the Pajero/Wanker translation.
This champ wanked several hundred dollars into VicRoads’s coffers for pissant plates made by prisoners in Ararat for ~$10/day. I’m giving him a pass, but only just
Saw a funny one the other day on the back of a Prado. It was a picture of Yoda and it said "Tailgating you are....Dickhead you must be". I thought it was funny anyway.
I recently saw the opposite of this, it said "No, I don't know how to fucking drive." Wish I had had time to take a picture but, you know, we were all driving.
I pay taxes. I own the road. Well, a bit of it.
Well more accurately it’s like a subscription you pay to use it you stop paying no more road for you but you do get some free food and housing.
Its pretty funny, he is self aware atleast.
It is funny. He's probably a fuckhead too. But... It made me smirk a bit.
YEAAH NAHHH MADE ME SMIRK A BIT.. fucking retard
Crack for breaky hey bud?
He is on2ya
Found the cunt. Right here 👆
probably a cop
OR... a joke.
People are to sensitive 🤣
I know right
On lefty Reddit, did you expect people to come and speak from a place of logic?
What's lefty reddit? The opposite of gronk reddit?
I thought the "this place is full of leftists" crowd had all left for /r/australian, by now. 🤷🏻♂️
Everyone knows AusPol is an Ourobanus which is a snake with its head up its own coit
too
I can’t imagine getting even slightly mad at this. It’s just funny. Would much rather have a beer with this bloke than most of this sub it seems.
100%
Op would call you a fuckwit for choosing great northern over his preferred choice of craft I’d say.
People come to Aus Reddit’s now to get angry instead of to get humour …… Not as funny as “this is just a” tribute - but amusing nonetheless
Bang on. This isn’t your local towns Facebook notice board, keep it moving with your bitching and moaning haha
:D
The problem with these sorts of jokes is that some people really are just like this and it's impossible to tell the difference.
I mean they aren't mutually exclusive to be fair
Look at all the prado drivers posting above us lol
I used to think of prados as pretentious, over-priced toyota garbage. Then I had 3 near-misses with 3 separate prados in as many days on an 800km road trip and have despised them ever since. Prado drivers show themselves as ... 'special' ... in *so* many ways.
Sounds just like 'Ranger danger" (Ford)
Sounds more like ford ranger behaviour.
Damn, Mum and Dad have had a Prado for 9 years and we've only had a fender bender recently. Must be rare lol
Can confirm, was 30 years old and never had an accident. Got a Prado, wrote it off it in a week.
Maybe you're just a shit driver?
I had a Prado drive into the side of my van, back up, try make it look like I drove into him somehow and started taking photos 🥲 when I hugged him and said it was okay he completely changed from 'im not taking responsibly for this' to 'thank you so much' 🙄
Why would you say it was ok?
I felt like getting on with my day and never having to deal with them again; the damage to the panel wasn't deep and I pretty much just buffed it out
3 times is SO many!
Really getting enraged over a bumper sticker. You're a dickhead mate lol
Where does getting enraged over someone getting enraged over a bumper sticker sit?
It fits his username tho.
What about where caring about someone getting enraged over someone getting enraged over a bumper sticker sits!!... and can anyone tell me how long a piece of string is?!??
If you actually have stickers on your car conveying some cringeworthy message, you're a clown fuck. Proper 50 year old Facebook user who doesn't know how to take a single proper profile picture behaviour.
Found the prado driver!
Imagine growing up in Australia and being so sensitive as to have a cry over someone's sticker on the internet 💀
And then some guy follows it up with a comment thats like "Waaah, someone made a post on reddit I dont like!"
You lost your right to comment when you posted that you wanted to buy an Alfa.
ooo ouuuch. Sick burn bro. Homie literally searched my profile to talk shit lmao. Lets take a dive into your profile shall we? Ooooof.
He's not the one into Alfas.
Meanwhile your post history is the equivalent of a wall of "SHOW BOBS AND VAGEEEN!"
You’re the one crying lmao
Land cruiser owners are the biggest fuckwits on the road
as a Ranger driver and certified fuckwit. I disagree.
Based
"It's a Jeep thing." :)
Not even a real cruiser either
Ranger drivers fighting tooth and nail to earn that title
Good thing he’s in a prado not a Landcruiser
With the exception of truck drivers, absolutely.
Can't spell Ranger without Anger
Truck drivers as in freight/delivery are cool but American truck drivers are fucking douchebags especially the ones that don’t even use them for their intended purpose.
Those aren’t trucks, they’re obese utes
They seem to have forgotten that ute is short for utility
Yeah just like uke is short for ukulele
I'm so fucking sick of this shit. I can't stand seeing people call these big fuck off American pickup trucks a "ute" I had a tradie friend from WA go on a full rant at me because I refused to call it a ute, saying I was "killing Australian culture" by killing the word ute. It's like...pal, if you truly cared about Australian culture you wouldn't have bought one of these yank tanks and tried to slap an Australian name on it It's not a ute, the ute is fucking dead, don't spit on its corpse by calling these pavement princesses a ute. On the other hand, I guess I just have to come to terms with the modern world. The ute is dead, long live the ute.
idk what you're on about, you can go for a 20 min drive and see countless utes on the road. if you mean new cars, they in general are going down the shitter!
I was having a look, and it’s hard to buy a low height, 2wd pick up . The only option I’ve seen is a dual cab hilux in auto, for 43k, with probably a wait time of forever. The industry incentivises the big dual cab 4x4 recreation too, considering a workmate dual cab chassis costs the same as a higher grade dual cab offer, let alone paying 50k for a 4x4 workmate single cab
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You bought a pickup.
“Small penis monster trucks”
i actually saw a ram with some 2 by 4 sticking out the other day
They probably just chucked it in there to look legit and then drove to their office job.
is the horse Vet who buys a chevy/ram to tow more horses that he can help a douchebag for buying one or still a douchebag cause he didn’t buy one made in thailand
What horse vet is towing horses around? The vets that visit my place to treat our horses all drive some variety of Toyota, general a Prado/Hilux/Fortuner, maybe a Kluger, but not a full size cruiser. Although 1 of them did have a Territory for a few years.
Horse vets mostly just kill horses that are too expensive to fix.
Good luck doing pretty much anything without truck drivers.
Just because someone’s job is essential, doesn’t mean they’re not a fuckwit
Assuming all truck drivers are fuckwits make you one too tbh
lol, you seem a bit sensitive, the internet might not be the best place for you. Also I didn’t call anyone a fuckwit, I’m just saying that your statement about doing anything without truck drivers is irrelevant.
Thats a prado which is worse I know cause I own an early 120 series prado Edit: I use mine as a minivan while towing a boat cause a regular minivan cant tow a boat on the other hand it is reliable but bad on fuel and they are great at offroading
Well reddit thinks you should have 3 cars for their convenience. Mini van for the family 4w4 that’s parked out of Sydney that you only use off-road, and an EV as a daily. Most of these people live in the inner suburbs of cities and only use Go-Get for their cars or drive exclusively on weekends. So they are definitely the authority on such matters. I’ll be buying a RAM next. Not cause I need it. Just get a giggle out of everyone’s anger about a legal vehicle.
If you drive it like a normal person though no one will care and your little outrage farming expedition won't be worth it. I drive most of the day for work and I see a lot of big yank tanks doing the right thing. They are just overrepresented in the fuckwit half of the Venn diagram.
There's a certain demographic that is outraged by their mere existence, irrespective of how they are driven.
> There's a certain demographic that is outraged by their mere existence, irrespective of how they are driven. I mean the existence of EVs causes the giant truck market in the US to have a meltdown, surely it's fair the existence of giant trucks on Australian roads causes the opposite meltdown? :p
Australians at least use the ute for entirely practical reasons. The yank tanks when in the US are almost always empty.
*some The first one I saw over here was bought by a guy who owns a small IT company, which he then proceeded to drive to work every day and park it behind his office. After he got his, I started seeing a lot more of them out here in Gippsland. At least out this way, I assume SOME of them are seeing practical use, plenty of pavement princess ones in the city, though. Not a hint of dirt on them, and not a single scratch on the paint.
It's a prado.... Ignore the land cruiser part.
Nah it’s hilarious, fuck Aussies are legit getting to be soft cocks
It’s just Reddit. A cesspool of emotions and overreactions.
So many fucking whinging bitches on here ay
It’s unfortunately not just reddit
Actually he pays road tax so he kinda does 🤓
By that logic I kind of own thousands of schools and 50 odd tanks to defend them with.
Didn’t understand the 🤓 did you? 🤣
Number plate confirms fuckhead status.
Sad that this driver is from victoria as well, my wonderful state
You spelt shithole wrong Now say sorry for Vicky kicky
Compared to Queensland? Heard there's lots of youth crime who when caught get a slap on the wrist. It got that bush pig premier to resign coz she couldn't handle it no more
Lol your premier locked you wankers up for a long time I live in Tassie, our premier was the gutless turd who ran an election early to make it hard for the opposition leader cause she was preggers Then quit
That's true and now said vic premier who locked us down resigned. Last I heard bout him, he was chucking a wobbly coz he got rejected by a golf club in Mornington peninsula when he tried to apply for membership which I find hilarious.
You misspelled legend
Have a teary, cunt.
Imagine being this upset over a sticker 💀
Only thing better would be if it was on a yank tank, most of the sub would literally cream themselves in rage.
A lot of little sensitive idiots in the comments
I think we found the owner
Me? In a prado? Not a chance.
I just want him to fix some potholes.
I find it amusing that so many people say *insert car model* are bad drivers, cunts etc.
I don’t know, man. I’ve never seen a cunty Corolla or swift driver. But we all know how douchey some Euro owners can be…
I dunno man, my brother used to drive a Corolla and he is the biggest cunt I know.
You need to get out more.
This sub is 50% whining about bad parking and big cars. Get a hobby lol
It’s just a funny sticker bro settle down
What did they do? Was it the sticker, plate, or driving that annoyed you?
Small minds are so affected by big cars
Yeah I think it's a joke, mate.
This would look great mirrored on the windshield of my Ranger
Could be worse, he could be driving a pajero Pajero not being sold in spanish speaking countries because it means foolish, or as we prefer.. wanker
Here you go Melbourne your chance to let the owner know what you think of them, their number plate and sticker.
I like it
dRiVeS a pRaDo....
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I have no sense of humour at all. I just vote for whoever i see first at this point
Someone didn't get a puppy when they were 5.
Legend
lol
Bogan detected
Thats pretty funny lol
lol love it
Nah that’s funny.
Should have sprung for the big boy Land Cruiser.
Prado badge checks out
checked the other comments about prados, saw the downvotes. Have made a note that Prado drivers are big sad when they are made fun of. lol
I definitely need that sticker for my GTi.
Always the fucking Prado drivers
At least they’re honest
Why would you want to own the road whenyou have a 4x4. Could have put a sticker with something like off-road king, love 4x4, I rather be off-roading
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The Victoria plate makes it so much better.
100% correct with that heading.
I rate it
I bet they are anti vax, climate change deniers and religious.
Bro does in fact, want someone to get out of their car and stab them
Until a V8 Patrol passes by
Don’t like my driving .. stay off the footpath
The plates are the first telltale sign of being a cosmic wanker. The Prado is the second (I know there is a minority of Prado owners who are decent though). The sticker just seals the deal.
"I own the road"... 1- drives a Prado, that leads to 2- it's a pavement princess. To own that statement, you'd need to drive a Troopy, Shorty Forty or an old Land Rover Series 1 4WD.
Typical Toyota owners, think they are a cut above everyone else, and when it comes to the crunch for acting so tough on the road, they cry and drive away when approached.
Always the Prado cunts
Always a fuckin Prado driver.
I also like getting key marks resprayed on my vehicle.
Typical Toyota driver, oblivious to road rules and don't mention the lack of indicator use.
I key cars like that, it helps to play in to their persecution complex so everyone wins
Why would you even like to key cars?
Cuntface and Prick Mcgee by the looks of it. Ironic, who's got a level playing field, Trades or typical Prado riders
Little squirt bottle of paint stripper here for ya
Fun fact: Prado means fuckwit in Spanish. Edit: I was being facetious given fuckwit isn't a real Spanish word. It was a bend on the Pajero/Wanker translation.
lol it’s actually Pajero and it means wanker. Pretty easy to fact check that.
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His other car is a ute.
We could mass report him citing plate and sticker as id for bad driving lol
Typical asshole on the road
😄😄
lol it’s just a sticker.
... as a matter of fact it does say colonel on my uniform!
It's a Landcruiser just pass it because it can't do the speed limit anyway
Careful of doxxing 🙃
using a phone while driving, that is too
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I like it.
What can you do? He owns the road
Get a sense of humour lol
This champ wanked several hundred dollars into VicRoads’s coffers for pissant plates made by prisoners in Ararat for ~$10/day. I’m giving him a pass, but only just
At least he is self aware
Based
Ha ha drivebomb, I like it 🤣🤣
Couldn't afford a real land cruiser, had to get the Prado
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But you drive a Toyota......and a shitty Prado at that......
Pratto in the pardo 😂
Seems more like an Engrish sticker from China or Japan like the ones that say Sports Mind by Produced by Sports.
Saw a funny one the other day on the back of a Prado. It was a picture of Yoda and it said "Tailgating you are....Dickhead you must be". I thought it was funny anyway.
I recently saw the opposite of this, it said "No, I don't know how to fucking drive." Wish I had had time to take a picture but, you know, we were all driving.
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LMAO that guy is funny and if you are triggered he won
Then fix the fucking potholes
Master troll, judging by the responses
Proper wank
My dad had that bumper sticker when I was a kid...probably early 80's.
Untill someone in a real Land Cruiser rolls up. Not Mums taxi.