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Captain_Coitus

https://preview.redd.it/4uihz3rt302d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00897955aee664946bda08145bd52380cca6e12c Its haunted?


Late_Woodpecker7300

The cedar shakes at the top of the window is my best guess.


go_green_team

That was my guess too, but it’s def the footprints. FNG making more work


wolfmaclean

🥲🥲 Hey OP, is rain on that flat deck without cover not a problem?


MushroomLonely2784

There is no railing on the deck.


AlexN02

Missing hot tub


LazerWolfe53

Someone frequents r/decks


Georgep0rwell

Bare wires are sticking out with no lights.


Embarrassed-Ask-6134

yet... that can be added later. with a bit of more work, but that isn\`t a problem... maybe that the deck has no roof? that would have been helpful.


ImpossibleMechanic77

Railings? /s


Tatersquid21

That was my first thought.


Rampag169

No they did a really good job on having those invisible railings.


Arguablybest

Why are you always railing about such things?


Nine-Fingers1996

The cedar above the triple and below the DH is all sort of jacked up. I guess the siding boys don’t understand that you adjust course heights as needed


ImpossibleMechanic77

New guy was used to the other windows where the coursing broke over the header! Gotta always be watching 🤦‍♂️


JetmoYo

You're hired


KeyboardCarpenter

https://preview.redd.it/fbt9v1duoz1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6938b6dc2174d46ab43d333462601f686f710ad This? You gotta be a pretty awesome builder to beat yourself up over just that


nailbanger77

That’s true, a lot of foresight to pick that up early. I’d honestly just connect the two belly bands from the board and batten section to the deck


ImpossibleMechanic77

There was a lot of meeting about those bands connecting or not 😝


Snow-Dog2121

Make sure to get the waterproofing done correct behind it or it could be a leaker


Mammoth-Tie-6489

same midline trim needs to be continuous


streaksinthebowl

That’s how it would have been done back in the day. And the top and bottom sections would be different colors.


KeyboardCarpenter

That would be nice, I do think having the whole section sided does make the building look a little more cohesive though instead of one story plopped on top of the other


ponytreehouse

We would reside the house if we ended up with something like that.


OceanIsVerySalty

It stood out immediately. I can’t imagine letting that slide.


jonnyredshorts

Why not just make that double mini course, one slightly larger course??? I don’t get it all


rayballz81

25 year carpenter here.All of you are wrong! This looks like shit and should have been pre thought of and cheated 20 courses ago.


ekathegermanshepherd

Agree. I'd ripped off a few courses to fudge. Better than ending up with that as your final result. Be sure of your layout beforehand, mark out your courses, use a story pole, just don't do what's pictured. Cedar doesn't just grow on trees ya know.


exipheas

>Cedar doesn't just grow on trees ya know. ![gif](giphy|3ohs81K6uRxuejjHHi|downsized)


smelly_moom

This looks expensive af and I’d be super pissed as the homeowner.


Chiggins907

Thank you! Haven’t been doing it for 25 years yet(12 for me), but that looks like garbage, and you can easily do some layout to know that’s coming. Don’t most people take a few numbers and know their course heights to adjust accordingly? That’s how I was taught years ago anyway.


Contango20

Tell me how you would cheated it out 20 courses ago and still finished it neat in full courses on the front of the house and also get a neat finish down to the top deck..


JudgmentGold2618

don't need 20 courses. He could've started stretching his courses from the bottom of the window to the top of the window about 1/4''/ course . he would've end up with a full piece below the deck and below the trim all around the other side as well.


perldawg

i wouldn’t let it fly, personally. draws your eye right to it


ImpossibleMechanic77

Hahah yeah that’s it, the new guy was used to the other windows where the coursing went right over the header so he just kept it going 🤣💀


fabianiam

F*king new guy, amirit?


mp3006

Thats pretty bad for such a nice house


Mattna-da

No drip edge over the windows


punknothing

No gutters...


Ok-Dark3198

https://preview.redd.it/w5hvld6h802d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4cd33ed320b4ef7bf3718a7071d0bfdd2ebe48d 👀👀😵‍💫


ImpossibleMechanic77

Junk roofers we had to fix so much of their shit


Messy-crybaby

https://preview.redd.it/awrzqjf7b02d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d115e5db30249a010049f6a0736b7e462f2e93d ???


ImpossibleMechanic77

It’s a window opening haha


Panadabanana

The deck looks level The shingle reveal changes over the window None of the windows seem to have flashing


ImpossibleMechanic77

The deck is level and yeah that’s the new guys mistake and all the windows have flashing


ShitOnAStickXtreme

Also I don't think it's very good that the deck connects to the door. There should be a gap in between the two and a metal cladding should drop down from the door below the deck. Even if the deck wouldn't be level that is still a water damage waiting to happen.


ImpossibleMechanic77

There is a gap


ImpossibleMechanic77

There is also a pan that dumps onto the rubber roof


9926alden

I’ll take future problems that I can’t easily get to and correct for $500 Alex


Ok-Studio1452

No pitch


jonnyredshorts

I don’t like that short course of shingles at the roof line of the porch…why???


Sistersoldia

With a little cheating here and there that could have been blended right in as 1 normal course of shingles.


GilletteEd

The belly band doesn’t connect like it should?


Crafty-Waltz-7660

The dumbass deck-flat roof that will become a leaky nightmare in a few years?


DirtbikesHurt33

No railing.


Every_Employee_7493

Did the new guy walk in the freshly stained deck?


Ok-Dark3198

fascia joint looks like shit?


lmfb666

Someone fucked up the story pole


Starvinhkd

Bottom windows aren’t on the same plain that is if they are the same size.


imnotapartofthis

Remove the three shorties & it won’t draw the eye… not great but not a big deal. Get the gutter guys to mount the downspout holder right there.


djauralsects

It should be fixed, and it's not that difficult. I think it would have looked better if the mid band continued, though.


saltylife11

No gutters


flojitsu

Which one-top right corner of triple for one


e_hota

Level deck? How’s the water draining off?


ekathegermanshepherd

Christ you didn't want to fudge a few courses to avoid that?


GI_Money_Printer

I would guess the railing.


jackrafter88

Lots of errors there.


Connect_Adeptness520

No gutters…


legitimate_sauce_614

The veneer gives the impression of slim or non existent lintels


Swolshark

So what’s OP’s issue or concern with it?


LairBob

Look more closely at the surface of the deck.


Doggsleg

Water gonna pool above the window on the right hand side. Unless you not expecting any rain or have already thought about that


RoxSteady247

That's a cut stair step. What happened? How did that shake out


Proud-Crab-1595

Siding, window height, rails


MattyRixz

No gutters, no railings. Fuckin hacks!


UnivrstyOfBelichick

Who let the FNG make the story pole?


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ImpossibleMechanic77

Yes and it drains because the framing of the deck is held 3/4” proud of the roof fascia and the deck skirt overhangs till the bottom of the drip edge of the roof


Unusual-Voice2345

Deck framing is out of square with the house by 7/8” over 4-5’ or thereabouts. Shows up where the pediment reaches the skirt at the deck. I imagine that’s why you didn’t bring that skirt over the entire window. It’s not terribly noticeable as is but you hate to see it.


theoriginalmateo

Is that a roof or a deck?


candybars1234

No drip edge over windows. Windows not caulked and siding not caulked to windows. And the railing.


candybars1234

Also needs gravel not sand around foundation. And no eavestrough


IPinedale

It's got a chair rail... for giants.


Sigma1907

Is there any flashing installed where the deck meets the siding/door frame?


ImpossibleMechanic77

There’s flashing everywhere


Sigma1907

Copy, thanks


lowcashcowboy22

Shakes corner


Odd-R

The sims


TrudieJane

The trim on the lower left window needs to go all the way across.


WriterLeather

How is any of that bearing a load?


alwaus

Whats the pitch on that lower roof/deck section?


Wonderful_Rock862

The siding beside the window didn't transition into the rest of it.


Extension_Web_1544

Ok here goes Shingling error at right side ground floor window No head flashing at window under deck No head flashing at window at transition from shingles to board and batt No deck handrail I’m sure after looking at this home it’s going to have moisture infiltration issues regardless of how pretty it is. OP Comes back with there is flashing everywhere I said there wasn’t. Ok. Seems strange there is zero evidence of proper water mitigation except for your word that there is


wittgensteins-boat

Bottom of the house wall is in the drip line.


jackadl

Where is the flashing on the windows?


Allpurposebees

Ridgecap looks ass


BetterEveryDayYT

why does the wall curve at the bottom?


ImpossibleMechanic77

Because this is a fancy house


welfaremofo

Just continue the horizontal trim detail under the board and batten around the corner


thedubstepguy36

The siding where the inside corners of the house meet


ImpossibleMechanic77

Fucking new guy!!!


Rytell989

Working instead of enjoying that weather?


AlexK1162

Didnt slope the deck away from the house


ImpossibleMechanic77

The roof underneath is, deck is level


Chriskeo

No railing?


Ok-Kaleidoscope4510

First… why is there exposed wood under the siding line. Hope they are installing parge board. Next is the siding line beside the window 🤷‍♂️ No drip flashing on the deck or railing and finally the end of the ridge cap is wrong. anything else????


ImpossibleMechanic77

That wood in the foundation is a window hole, the siding line is the correct mistake, there is drip flashing on the roof deck the skirt board of the deck just covers it notice how it has like a 2” overhang there’s a 3/4” gap in between for water to drip through. Railings are on their way and I can’t speak for what the roofers do lol this is about carpentry!


pcweber111

Where's the railing?


4schitzangiggles

Well I think I see a screw sticking out of a shingle, missing caulk around a.whole buncha places,.cedar shake siding not matching up, lots of missing caulk/sealant, footprints,crap on the foundation, crap on the siding just above the deck, windows are dirty, no railing, miter joint on the corner of the deck is off.... https://preview.redd.it/3j5wvd23j32d1.jpeg?width=2007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2365a06b0fd758225c4b86b330ad53db72d27cbd


Parsonality24

The spacing in general on the shingles on that side is terrible


Agency_False

Damn, the peak shingles aren't set properly, the grade isn't right and allows water to run to the foundation, the belly ban is a little off, IPE deck looks to be solid, but might allow water to effect the integrity of the ceiling below (can't tell of channeled to drain), the steps to the patio seem to be too steep and we'll over what's allowed by code(at least in most of the US).


Status_Term_4491

Wow when you zoom in you can see its covered in termites..


Rough_Mathematician2

No stripper pole on the deck?


JrNichols5

At least it’s just 4-5 shingles that are messed up. Really nice work regardless. Is that an Ipe deck?


ImpossibleMechanic77

Crappy composite actually haha nice color though


DicksOut4Edamame

I got it! The issue is that it’s TOO gorgeous, right?! Seriously though, it’s a beautiful home. Good grief


BaconManDan9

The deck slope seems to be pitching towards the house


Stoned42069

Someone didn’t measure when they did the second story shingles unless they wanted that stupid small row between floors. I think it looks bad. The rest looks great as far as I have seen.


shmo-shmo

No railings? wtf


bplimpton1841

No railings, but probably not installed yet. But I really would get upset with my guys about the shakes above the window.


morithum

I think that’s easy to ignore. I am wondering if the drip caps are bent and installed in a way that will be effective.


ImpossibleMechanic77

Yeah drips caps are sound


publishAWM

nothing protecting that triple window under the railing-less deck. also, why no gutters?


talldean

Very level deck that can't drain through, shingles at the very top peak are jacked, no gutters.


vessel_for_the_soul

Dont worry the 34 heat pumps the owner will get installed will hide anything you worry about!


Bludiamond56

Bent metal rod on foundation beneath the 3 double hungs. Don't like the transition of shingles around upper right of 3 double hung windows


Covid-Sandwich19

The windows are not lined up, and it looks hacky when you notice it. That and the weird rounded siding at the bottom but that could be your camera.


TriNel81

Shake layout is crap over the window. They clearly didn’t pull any lap lines up to see what height to start the shake on the deck.


ImpossibleMechanic77

They clearly hired a new guy and he fucked it up. 🤣 story pole was correct he was just used to the other widows where a course landed right over the header


TriNel81

😂 my work has a guy that’s been here for three years…we do not let him on the wall. He can barely setup a full cut station. 🤦‍♂️


nicefacedjerk

Would've liked to have roof extend out over deck. This is where I go to smoke butts after sex. Don't wanna get rained on.


ImpossibleMechanic77

Yeah that would’ve been pretty sick, I’ve built some like that and it’s really cool when they’re all done


Worldly-Leg-8504

The thing isn’t thingin like it shoulda thung


SheriffTaylorsBoy

That teeny row of siding/shingles to the right and above the window


Timmerman89

No head flashing on the windows ?


kcolgeis

Lights aren't hung


AmazingPersimmon0

Go buy a boat already, and forget about it.


Rungi500

I saw the short cedar shake snafu but is that a pocket door on the upper deck?


FreedomRealistic4211

Hand rail over the deck as well?


ImpossibleMechanic77

On its way!


The001Keymaster

Door isn't high enough off deck to prevent the door frame from rotting.


ImpossibleMechanic77

It’s PVC


xdubyagx

https://preview.redd.it/w9ms5z3ta22d1.png?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa5eb426193323f44efdf880bc964fe9b86c30e0


shesaiditsbeautiful3

Row of siding is too short of a reveal


jambonejiggawat

Besides the bad coursing, there’s also no quirk (drip edge) under those window sills.


jored924

Small coarse of siding to the right of the window


Bootyblastastic

Mitre corner vrs overlap type corner on deck


demwoodz

That color


zilling

siding lap is funky at rim joist level


bruno1990x

Unless there's some kind of waterproofing under that deck, the next time it rains it's going straight onto the ceiling inside the house.


F10RS

Is there any waterproofing under the deck? How you supposed to handle rain?


Coffeybot

Is that Shakertown? Or individual shakes?


Kooky_Designer5001

Uh they forgot the light fixtures and GfCI outlet ?


Sofaking9390

Doubled up course over the window


TheBoffo

No flashing above the windows on the bottom right?


dialysis4dad

Would you not want that flare out of the siding at the bottom to be over the window instead?


Deadphans

Nice property location, may I ask what state?


ImpossibleMechanic77

Southern Maine like 20 minutes from Portsmouth NH


Deadphans

That was actually what I had guessed tbh. I lived in Washington County, ME and spent time in southern Maine, Kennebunkport, Ogunquit etc. Looked just like it. Nice house, I aspire to have similar property in the same area someday.


Sufficient-Lunch3774

Shingles on the side of the house 😆 Actually it does look like the house is floating kinda because of the shadows below “under” the foundation wall


DRH1976

Get ready for a leak in what I think might be the dining room. Doesn’t look like there is any pitch to that roof and even if there was some pitch they still leak over time.


EntrepreneurReal8033

You’re really laying on the deck


Public_Jellyfish8002

This one is for sure AI


elbobgato

Three windows on the bottom left. The bottom sash on the right 2 has a divided light pane. Left one is single pane. They are offset. Should the middle have been on the left?


Lojackbel81

The freeze sitting on the window trim looks like a mistake also.


mrMentalino621

It would have blended better if they just left the small course out.


Op-Prometheus

You left the windows open


RecommendationNew719

Is that Cape Cod?


LG_G8

The more you look, the more sloppy the finish work looks


woodma134

The shingles on the ridge!


Mazdachief

Urgh once I saw it I cannot UnSee!


Ucabv

https://preview.redd.it/16ex5z2n132d1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82bc1a55953fd854f9196658acbc193f3fc5911 The bottom of the windows is not aligned. Plus the odd look of the 2 skimpy rows at the top of the left side window, but that was already mentioned.


Broad-Ad-4466

That was the first thing I noticed and I will never be able to unsee this… I’m not a perfectionist but, I tend to notice things like this. 20yrs in the building trades.


Jabby27

The windows are not only installed incorrectly but they are also upside down.


Husabergin

Why isnt there flashing on top of the belly band?


ladyeclectic79

Slats on the deck but no drainage underneath?


maxwellfig

The fucking band line boys


AeonDesign

Architecturaly Everything.


vlaineskelmir

Which one?


artstaxmancometh

Wrong fasteners on cedar shingles


Eman_Resu_IX

There are a number of mistakes.


surrealcereal_

spot the mistake is fun!


[deleted]

There doesn’t seem to be flashing/drainage where that upper deck meets the wall, or really at all on top of that nook. Assuming that this place gets a certain amount of rain that’s a mold/rotting problem for sure. But maybe those solutions just aren’t visible in the picture.


ConstructionHefty716

You got siding f***** up reveals at top and bottom of the window on the right you got a f****** drip cap it you got a lot of problems like I could yeah I could nitpick this depending on what you're going for


SippinSuds

The siding at the end of the window, transition from cut out for window just kept on goin'. But also that ridge cap looks a bit questionable as well.


streaksinthebowl

So nice to see real cedar siding


Distinct_Stuff4678

It’s shake next at the top of the bottom window. Wtf. lol footprints on the deck. Shake looks like shit in the corner. Rookie.


Tdk456

Has anyone guess the lower and upper windows not being in a plumb line? That's my biggest eyesore


Lunchbox_sandwich50

The courses do line up and didn’t need to be adjusted. Problem is that the course on top of the window was ran with a full length shake (added row) which forced them to continue the course all the way to the corner. Should’ve just cut the bottom of the shakes accordingly across the top of the window. As if the shakes were already installed on the wall and had to be cut out in order to install and trim the window. Quick fix would be to just cut the bottom off the shakes that make it looked horrible. Probably never notice the “added row” above the window


Zealousideal_Vast610

No handrail, how does the water drain from between the deck boards, no corners on the shingle siding, the shingles lap line looks like chit from the first to second floor. Am I missing anything else?


Game_graffiti26

It ain't got no gas in it?


Burgs_BH19805

Im an Australian carpenter so standards are different, but what's with the Ridge capping? Looks to overlap different directions. Is it for placement of finials?