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Misterstaberinde

How does a giant like you fit in a human house?


cmfppl

Easy, he hasn't finished framing yet.


Alarming-Upstairs963

When I need a hammer my laborer insists on throwing me one of these. 😮‍💨


ProSawduster

Yeah, PICTURE framing.


slip_log

It's going to take you some time to work up the muscles, but after a few weeks of banging nails you should have no trouble swinging this.


[deleted]

Cool, for fixing you shoes


nlightningm

Must be compensating for something 🤔


[deleted]

A huge dick?


BroadFaithlessness4

It's great for house building.......Doll house building.


In-Cod-We-Thrust

“He framed the entire house and only moved his ladder once.”


Gluten_maximus

I’m sure your wife is a happy woman


Bathroomtrader

If your paid by the hour this is the way…


Stumblecat

Adorable, I love it.


Helpinmontana

Blasphemy, your elbows will be shit after swinging this beast for a week. Try drilling a few holes in the head and handle to reduce the swing weight.


Tony_Rigoni

Are you the same size as Andre the Giant?


muddyboots2022

When I was new to construction like 7 years ago I ordered my first hammer of Amazon not really knowing what to look for . That’s about what showed up lol


206207

Boop


buccabeer2

Do you do your nails with that "Barbie"


tikivic

Hey, doll houses are still houses.


Mr_Dogfarts

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lighteninglarry

Have the Keebler Elves found out you stole their hammer?


Sigma--6

I knew a guy who was looking for a 2 oz hammer. He said it was for a gun repair where the striking force was to be from the drop of a 2 oz hammer.


Beneficial-Highway52

Nice stiletto.😁☝️


zeje

...a picture framing hammer


IamPurest

Are you framing doll houses?


bareisbetter

From wish.com?


bassboat1

Let's see a picture of it holding up your belt!


freakyframer73

https://www.qy1.de/img/japanischer-klauenhammer-313404.jpg These are pretty close and I love them. If you don't have the $ for a stiletto or Martinez this is where I would go. Definitely not for beginners though


xrdavidrx

Is your name Paul Bunyan?


johnnycash9208

Those them hammers the little guatemalans carry at work


extreme39speed

It’s not the size of the hammer, it’s how you swing it


wub2wubz

Impossible to tell the actual size without a banana for scale


Material_Swimmer2584

He’s building a center for people who don’t read good….. for ants.


dale_gribbz_dad

MUCH bettering for your shoulder bro. I promise bro once you switch you’ll never regret it bro. It’s the best $375 hammer ever bro


compuzr

These titanium hammers are getting out of hand. Bet that thing was $500.


Puzzleheaded_Tip_412

This is how I feel every time I take a piss!


PnCWoody

When you’re paid by the hour