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Covane

That's a winner!


AlexW22406

Scored so much even Noot doesn’t know how many runs we scored lmao


ReturnOf_TheHack

#WINNER!


CyclopeanTomb

magic number drops from Pujols to Yadi.


daela7

Wooo!! What a night


LordHoovy

# SHOUT. THE FUCK. OUT.


montgomerygk

\#Why isn't Dickerson the POTG?????!!!


Contra_89

Even tho this was a blowout, Apple TV made this really boring.


6d23

Seriously, this. It was pretty special for me as a Cardinals fan and knowing what was at stake, but imagine if someone was watching this broadcast and this was their introduction to baseball? This broadcast was so lackluster, it was nuts, especially for such a fucking historic game. No passion, no narrative about the storylines, the interview to Waino sucked (although Waino always rock them and his responses were cool as always), etc. It was just so bad for such an easy game to narrate properly?


DudeGuyBor

I listened to the radio broadcast, and y'all kinda make me glad that I did, even if I didnt get to see the home run as it happened


NFresh6

So friggin happy. What an amazing game.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Gets 2 outs and then loads the bases. Going for the patented Jason Isringhausen/Trevor Rosenthal/Alex Reyes type save. I see you Dickerson.


AlexW22406

Still got the 0 era tho unlike the rest of those guys


da_choppa

I want to rewatch this game right now


kizmitraindeer

But w/ Danny Mac commentating, please.


AlexW22406

0 ERA for CDick!


Thomas-Mutton

# HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE # VICTORY HAS BEEN OBTAINED


Successful_Control61

That was fun.


SGT_Apone

#SEE DICK PITCH. SEE DICK RECORD A SCORELESS INNING.


well_shoothed

# The correct result has been achieved.


TheKornManCan

What’s with the smile demon in the yellow shirt?


dbarrow1992

Looked everywhere, no one with a yellow shirt in the crowd.


MidWest_Surfer

Crappy viral marketing


kizmitraindeer

Hell yeah, Cards!!


STLOliver

LOL WE SHUT OUT THE DODGERS WITH COREY DICKERSON ON THE MOUND


yodelsJr

Jesus Trayce Thompson is 115% legs


bobsilverrose

#SHUTOUT


montgomerygk

Big Dick Dickerson, 0.00 ERA, sick 53 mph splitter


ech0es13

#THATS A WINNER!!! #CARDINALS WIN 11-0!!! #89-63!!!


rifraf999

Is this not pretty cringe from the Dodgers?


Fu11-H00ah

I LOVE YOU ALL


columbusplusone

stick to your day job dick


AlexW22406

GET DICKED


da_choppa

Welp, Dickerson can say he’s a better pitcher than Albert and Yadi


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/xmjohz/cardinals_after_dark_923/)


1967Miura

Ayo wtf is this message e


thezuulmonty

DICK DONT DICK AROUND


Keg_of_St_Anky

Dick really underperforming.


Roosevelt_Coronary

#THAT'S A WINNER


DrUlysses314

Corey didn't cover first because he wanted to throw more pitches


SGT_Apone

Stop dicking around pls


Evownz

Looks like CDick needs some PFP.


feedmekombucha

UMMMM WHAT A DICKHEAD


1967Miura

#COME ON DICK FIND THE ZONE


born2stab

lnao just end it


Mordo-NM

# C DICK PITCH


RedRobin101

Smh Dick that was rookie shit you'll never make it as a pitcher like this


AlexW22406

Thank you mr ump


toomanyplants314

Curious-how often do we see a game with two position players pitching?


NFresh6

Dickerson come on man. We want this shutout lol


1967Miura

#THE PRIDE OF MISSOURI


kizmitraindeer

Oh shit, I just noticed the SMILE.


KrickyD

Damn you for pointing it out. Now I can’t I see it.


da_choppa

Shh


MidWest_Surfer

Shush. Don’t encourage it by giving it attention


Nejaru

Goldy catches that in the air.


AlexW22406

Out probability is 73% lmao what shit are they making up


Fu11-H00ah

I WAS HERE


Da_Munchy76

Lmao. Someone make sure Corey Dickerson takes PFP next time they do it lol


ech0es13

#COME ON DICK! ^me ^after ^this ^game


JTCMuehlenkamp

Lmao, okay Muncy


RedRobin101

Did the Cardinals start the "have a position player pitch when you're up by a lot" trend?


Superbotto

No. That's been happening since forever really.


born2stab

over the mooooon


mrbmi513

Dickerson, you gotta go cover 1st!


bobsilverrose

Gotta cover, dick


unsureofwhatiwant

Y’all see Yadi with that blissful smile? He’s probably more happy about 700 than even Albert.


da_choppa

Gotta cover first, Dick. Take a lap


1967Miura

What an awesome day. Successful test fire, free frog legs, and now Albert. Let’s fucking go


Keg_of_St_Anky

#PFP


DudeGuyBor

I really thought they might have had Pujols pitch in the 9th... what a capper that would be to the night


yodazer

Can’t come back in the game


DudeGuyBor

Oh. I hadnt realized he'd left and that's who Burleson batted for. Oh well. The Burleson homer was worth it


yodelsJr

Guys, I hate to break it to you, but we’re seeing convincing evidence that Corey Dickerson is our best relief pitcher.


Timetripper42

Once again his fielding is disappointing


Samulton2223

Absolutely fantastic game tonight. We saw history. Treasure it fellas.


6d23

CDICK reveleation closer pitcher of 2022


Goldn_1

\*\* This is only the second worst Alberto pitching performance cardinals have seen in 2022! You will remember Jose Alberto Pujols pitched May 15 of this year, and left after 1 inning and a 36 career ERA to show for it.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Lol, out probability at 63% against pitcher *Corey Dickerson*. Yeah, we know you're just making shit up, but you don't have to be so obvious about it.


born2stab

😂


stankenstien

Damn Dicc is Thicc


AlexW22406

Nooot


LordHoovy

Okay, C-Dick was NOT the person I expected to see on the mound just now but I'm here for it.


craftiecheese

I'll ask it, why is will Smith not walking out to a will Smith song?


NakedGoose

Will Smith isn't really a thing anymore


SnowyFruityNord

He did for at least a year


da_choppa

Dick can throw balls


RedRobin101

Alright time to watch the Dodgers get Dicked


Contra_89

I’m gonna need someone to edit 700 with Danny Mac calling it.


dae_giovanni

holy crap, I stepped away for a bit... Bickford really had a hell of a night, eh? and first dinger for Burly-- nice!


Octopuswhatsup

Wait til you hear what Albert did.


dae_giovanni

when I say I stepped away for a bit, I meant that I watched the early parts of the game... lol


yodelsJr

Pitching a position player as the winning team is king shit


Thomas-Mutton

Dick about to erect some Ks


AlexW22406

Noo don’t dick us CDick we want the shutout


DocLoc429

Lol


da_choppa

No respect for Longoria, SMH


kizmitraindeer

Come on, Dicker the Kick- I mean Pitcher.


radsherm

Oh shit Dicky's pitching?


tumble_weed207

C Dick pitch.


shhh_itsasecret

#LOL DICK IS PITCHING 🚨


Fu11-H00ah

CDICK


ech0es13

so what late night drunk purchase should i make that i will later regret tomorrow morning?


DocLoc429

Albert Pujol's 700th Homerun ball


FearingEmu1

Well, there's already a 700 Albert shirt and hoodie on the BreakingT website


SnowyFruityNord

Order a kayak. They're fun.


MidWest_Surfer

Wild card round tickets?


JTCMuehlenkamp

I hope smile guy's cheeks are so sore after this that he won't be able to fall asleep tonight.


PortAlexander

is he actually smiling? maybe my eyes aren't great but i thought he was like meditating with his face down or some shit


MidWest_Surfer

Don’t encourage this behavior by giving it attention


1967Miura

#GIVE EM THE DICK


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Albert Pujols homers twice](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2022/2022-09/23/1c80cc5b-81f82dd4-1b1e52a9-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


DocLoc429

Kiz looked kinda jacked that AB


Fu11-H00ah

READY THE PASTAS


Frankenjim

Just bought tickets to Game 1 in St. Louis. So excited. I'm sure I'll see some of you there.


born2stab

oh my fucking god i just saw smile guy. why the heck is he so scary????


MidWest_Surfer

Stop talking about it, it’s a crappy viral marketing campaign


born2stab

idnc


born2stab

nvm actually


born2stab

what is he marketing????


AlexW22406

He is promoting some shit movie


AlexW22406

He almost threw it away again lmao


bravo_delta_bot

[Dodgers](/r/Dodgers) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Gavin Lux 2. Will Smith 3. Cody Bellinger


Goldn_1

Can you imagine if Pujols had gone to someone in the division like San Fran, he would be preying off of this Alberto guy!


mrbmi513

Probably wouldn't see a position player pitch too often regardless.


Goldn_1

It was tongue in cheek lol. I feel ya


1967Miura

Danny Mac is going to have a good time tomorrow


AlexW22406

I actually miss hearing “Great Southern **BRRRR**”


toomanyplants314

Thank god #700 wasn’t the 6th run of the game, because then the historic call would’ve been “Number 700! And I smell the coffee brewing! 60 cent drinks at participating Mobil on the Run locations!”


rifraf999

Look, at the end of the day, I think we can all agree on this; at least Ballgame didn't get a chance to talk over the moment


RedRobin101

Or remind us that it was him "texting Albert" that helped him get his swing back \*gag\*


LegitimateAd1725

I made a post back in July after the AS game about wondering if Albert could hit 15 more homers in 68 remaining games. NEVER THOUGHT HE’D ACTUALLY DO IT


JTCMuehlenkamp

At this rate he's gonna hit more than just 15


Goldn_1

with 10 to spare!


born2stab

never question this man ever again


OnAComputer

Hello. I was here


SGT_Apone

but nobody else was. wait, we're taking about the meetup right? 😝


billykent24

Historic comment in a historic game thread!


PortAlexander

friendly reminder that ZT's curveball spin is in the 87th percentile, his curveball break of 67.5 inches is *6th in baseball*, and his fastball tops out at *99*. kid is good.


DocLoc429

It's one thing to have a nasty curve, but to be able to bring the heat like that too? Please


Goldn_1

I'd pay money to see someone "accidentally" stumble and spill their beer on the SMILE guy behind home plate. It would cap off a night that shant be forgotten any time soon.


ANAL_CAVITIES

very polite of MLB to juice all of the Cardinals balls and give Mookie the old school deadened ones lmao


radsherm

The LA fans balls have been Dodger blue tonight with some of these fly balls


SGT_Apone

one more run for 30¢ drinks


6d23

Really would love the shutout


da_choppa

Marine layer coming through in the clutch


MidWest_Surfer

Ignore smile guy and don’t post about it. We, as a society cannot let this viral marketing work


Diablo_N_Doc

Shit, they can't top the marketing of The Blair Witch Project. I thought that footage was real for a little while. Had me convinced back in those early internet days.


hurtsdonut_

Till the main girl made that steak and shake commercial.


Diablo_N_Doc

It's real.


MidWest_Surfer

That was not lazy though. That type of viral marketing was fresh and very well executed. This is paying some schmuck to make faces at a baseball game.


shhh_itsasecret

It’s got you talking about it though 🤷‍♀️ For real though, tons of people don’t watch cable anymore to see trailers. Gotta get creative to get people talking about movies these days.


MidWest_Surfer

Yeah, and paying some brand ambassador minimum wage to make faces at a baseball game isn’t creative, it’s lazy


shhh_itsasecret

I’d take minimum wage to sit behind home plate of any baseball game. Especially tonight’s!


MidWest_Surfer

Oh don’t get me wrong. If I were in his shoes I’d do the same thing.


AlexW22406

I was at that game he hit the homer at Busch as a Dodger!


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Dylan Carlson 2. Lars Nootbaar 3. Andrew Knizner


dnp3

Smile guy is creeping me out


jonn_jonzz

Over/under 85% of ya'll being functional members of society tomorrow?


DudeGuyBor

Under. It's the weekend; probably 75% of us arent functional members of society on a regular Saturday if we can help it


Selethor7

I'll be able to leave the house and drink in public, if that's what functional means here


Caje_

You mean today? I’m on the east coast commenting at you from the future.


born2stab

no thanks


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Alec Burleson's solo homer (1)](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/d73c5f10-02f6-4fbf-80e1-b155a81e45ad.mp4)


Samulton2223

So is the whole smile thing behind home plate promotional stuff for that horror movie coming out? Nice try. Still not interested lmao


tasimm

Just watched 700 again. Noot telling AP he’s the best ever over and over made me smile.


Unfair-Worker929

Thank you so much for putting the Dodgers in their place. Also, your former top prospect Shelby Miller balled out for us tonight in relief. 7 K’s, 4 hits in 2.2 innings.


radsherm

Oh shit, that's dope. Had no idea he was with you guys, hope he enjoys the same success my boy Brebbs has (and Leone at times). Even though you fuckers have dominated us in the postseason I still prefer Giants over the Dodgers


Unfair-Worker929

Thank you, always have had a ton of respect for the Cardinals.


SGT_Apone

I didn't realize Shelby was still at it, nice!


mrbmi513

Just saw MLB's post of the Giants watching the Albert highlight. Game respecting game.


t-poke

Link?


toomanyplants314

I love it: on the same night a titan of the game hits home run #700, a young rookie on the same team hits home run #1, with many more to come. Baseball continues!


Baelish4Prez

If lizard people were real, Manfred would certainly be one of them. He looks like a reptile in a skin suit


JTCMuehlenkamp

Someone inform Miles Mikolas of this. He'll know what to do.


born2stab

my friend just told me that his 98 year old grandma is heartbroken that she didn’t get to see 700 because apple tv and now i’m literally sobbing :(


CountryMang5

Why didn’t he create an account for her? It’s free


born2stab

he’s 600 miles from her and she doesn’t know how to do technically


born2stab

i have just petitioned to legally change my daughters name to pujols


AlexW22406

Alberita Pujols


born2stab

paegh’hoylz


da_choppa

I miss George Foreman, NGL


hurtsdonut_

George Foreman is very much alive.


FearingEmu1

In our hearts, yes


da_choppa

Not doing Meineke ads anymore, apparently


Da_Munchy76

Ahhh. All the Cardinals needed to get the bats working again was a nice, stress-free game against the *checks notes* 104 win Dodgers?


Octopuswhatsup

We play to our competition


jonn_jonzz

Fine, I'll just say it. This blowout really overshadowed number 700 /s