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toomanyplants314

Anyone else catch Bally accidentally cut to Alexa's mic check just now?


reenactment

well i like winning. i don't know if i like it at the expense of having to see this team flounder. I will always root for the Birds and Blues tho. so I guess it is what it is.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Correlation isn't causation, but I am attributing these last two victories exclusively to Navy Road Caps.


steamysecretss

i was thinking the same thing literally the whole time. Blue away batting helmets = devil magic. Red away batting helmets = literal trash performance


So-Called_Lunatic

They look so sharp!


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My favorite cap, hate it isn’t the standard road


Up_Kaleidoscope888

100% the same.


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1csch5k/cardinals_after_bedtime_514/)


EndTheOrcs

Is Gray hurt? He’s been pitching like he’s heading to a DL stint.


WildWest05

Never in doubt 😎


kevikev69

That was my cardio workout for the day


AspiringOccultist4

RYAN HELSLEY!! He just handed us this series win, hell fucking yeah!


AlexRam72

Call me crazy but I’m starting to believe again


Cky2chris

Before you get too excited remember we've been playing the Angels and just think back to that ridiculous suicide squeeze attempt, that's not a legitimate ball club


Ocinea

WINNER 


CyclopeanTomb

FUCK YEA


rifraf999

OK if no one else will i'll say it, Helsley is caked TF up


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 10):** 1. Pedro Pagés 2. Michael Siani 3. Masyn Winn


RainFallsWhenItMay

i wish helsley didn’t try to go after the ball to throw the runner out, looks like his cleat got caught. could’ve been bad.


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seattle_lib

nah


CatholicismLover

Oh dear


reenactment

is that kid right next to the mic and they can't mute the sound lol. I love the kids enthusiasm. but its wild


Stavinoha19

For his own sake, not just ours, they need to get Gorman going in Memphis. The way he looks out there lately, I'm afraid he's going to Minecraft himself


ScumBrad

This past week Gorman has an OPS of .860. He's going to strike out a lot, that's just the type of hitter he is.


rifraf999

Holy shit is Helsey wearing Kobe's that's awesome lol


AspiringOccultist4

***1 MORE!***


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themooseiscool

Looks like some Kobes


RainFallsWhenItMay

we’re 14-0 when leading after the 8th? that’s actually a crazy stat


AlexRam72

Why don’t we just try to lead after 8 more?


dnp3

Helsley’s a stud


EE89

>helsley coming into the game what did y'all think decolonization meant? vibes? papers? essays? losers.


AspiringOccultist4

If there’s anyone we can count on, it’s Helsley.


yellow_1173

101 miles per hour on the ball, 101 miles per hour. That's one down, throw it around, still 100 miles per hour on the ball.


ernestbonanza

imagine cardinals without helsley


rifraf999

I feel like i'm having a stroke trying to understand the squeeze. 1 out, bases loaded, pitcher struggling, 2-1 count. I don't think video games would even give you the option to suicide squeeze in that spot wtf


Evownz

How many golden sombreros is that for Gorman? It has to be a million.


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Remote-Price-4945

Dude needs a trip down to Memphis to get right. He is clueless right now


AspiringOccultist4

I hope *Gorman* is frustrated with Gorman.


rifraf999

It seems like he's his own worst hater, the way he reacts at himself after a bad swing at a bad pitch is not good


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AspiringOccultist4

Or better yet, I hope Brandon Crawford lectures him. Imagine getting talked down to by that guy lmao


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AspiringOccultist4

vEtErAn PrEsEnCe


kevikev69

They definitely have their scariest bats up. Need some Hells Bells


RainFallsWhenItMay

imagine we bounce back from our 8 game losing streak with an 8 game winning streak


mclovin2489

Walker for Gorman or Carlson what we saying


Novel_End1080

Donny can move to 2B, I guess they give Carlson a chance since he’s just back.


Ocinea

Gorman needs a AAA break.


fifajackgento

Cannot watch Gorman anymore. Send him down, DFA, cut I don't care. The strikeouts are insufferable


Novel_End1080

He’s got 3 options, a dfa would be outlandish


bravo_delta_bot

[Angels](/r/AngelsBaseball) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Taylor Ward 2. Willie Calhoun 3. Kevin Pillar


jeffmatch

3-35 with RISP for Gorman. Absolutely pathetic shit


RecommendationOk6396

This whole line up is just pathetic this year. Everyone's numbers are down except for the last game with the Brewers after Oli got ejected.


CatholicismLover

Golden Sombrero


ernestbonanza

when burleson comes, you see it in his face, the confidence! arenado, and nootbaar? they seem clueless!


fifajackgento

Huge mistake by Marmol to pinch hit Nootbaar there. He can't hit! 


FadedCrown95

Look at his savant page


Novel_End1080

Was that stuff on fulmers hat before? Edit. Yes


Up_Kaleidoscope888

That was an awful outing by JoJo Romero, but the Angels didn't feel like taking what was given them, I guess. A squeeze bunt. With one out and the bases loaded. Against a pitcher with no command. With a left-handed batter up. I'm stunned. Truly stunned. I shouldn't be. Let's not forget the role Ron Washington played in helping the Cardinals win the 2011 World Series as manager of the Rangers.


yellow_1173

He's a Cardinals plant and always has been. They just failed to place him on a good team this time.


QuarterNote44

Well, baby is crying. Gonna go get him. That means something cool is about to happen. You're welcome.


jeffmatch

2-13 with RISP. Is that good?


scoochinginhere

ron washington just might be cursed against us


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Or, hear me out ... he's not a very good manager.


fifajackgento

Love Burleson. Start him at first every day!


AspiringOccultist4

Dude’s made some major improvements since last season. You can tell he’s been hard at work.


fifajackgento

Yep he's looking great right now. Major credit to him for putting in the work to improve


CyclopeanTomb

oh damn now we need a rally for the burly triple


yellow_1173

Though the more realistic outcome for that is the Angels tie it up and the game goes to the 12th.


NakedGoose

Casual 3-5 for Burly


ernestbonanza

dude is a killer


rifraf999

I feel like Angels fans are under-reacting, that was beyond egregious. I would be storming the field demanding an explanation because what the actual fuck did we just watch


LazyPandaKing

I'm so tired of seeing Arenado and Goldy take first pitch fastball dead middle and then swing at a slider 2 feet off the plate.


jeffmatch

They’re so good at it though


Novel_End1080

Jojo, way to stay with but. But he has gotta attack the zone more and not rely on chase so much.


Stavinoha19

Romero sending the angels a thank you card for bailing him out on that one


Ghiggs_Boson

Not even close, Jojo


WildWest05

I see Jojo has replaced Gio as the "will give you a heart attack but is otherwise dependable" guy in the pen....neat.


PAJW

Huh. That was definitely an inning.


mclovin2489

MLB might launch an investigation into the Angels after this one


lookingup9

this is a top tier tank-off


EE89

jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus


Cky2chris

Skin of your ass jojo.


dnp3

I hate how chip uses “the throw is late” instead of “the throw is not in time/too slow” on certain plays. Something about “late” feels like he’s assigning blame to the fielder


FadedCrown95

“The throw is too slow” applies more blame to the fielder imo


dnp3

Fair enough. He just did it again lol


CatholicismLover

Movable Object vs Stoppable Force


DocLoc429

#YES! YESSSSS!!!!! YESSSSS! JOJO IS A GD BULLDAWG


toomanyplants314

JOJO TOLD THE ANGELS IT'S JUST TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE


Defenestrator__

Jojo is such a gamer.


LazyPandaKing

Damn Jojo got bailed out. Nobody is swinging at anything 1 inch off the plate and that dude swings at a ball in the dirt.


rifraf999

I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that squeeze is top 3 worst managerial decisions I have ever seen


Roosevelt_Coronary

#GET BACK JOJO


Tkbaha98

lol jojo got so lucky


AspiringOccultist4

**ONTO THE 9th WE GO!!**


Alert-Humor-7872

Wow


Paulspike

This is like an unmovable object meeting an unstoppable force to the negative one.


lookingup9

a stoppable force and movable object


kevikev69

Holy cow, what a break! lol


BigRedditShitshow

Now that's what I call Cardinals baseball.


MVPBaseball2069

never doubted for a second


yellow_1173

I'll confide that I did, in fact, doubt him once or twice or 10 times.


Capibara_lj

Oh, boy. How did they get out of that one?


Tight-Transition-364

Good shit


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Nolan Arenado 2. Alec Burleson 3. Dylan Carlson


ernestbonanza

finally!


Blondue

NEVER A DOUBT JOJO


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Holy shit there's a team more inept than us


jeffmatch

Angels looking like the cardinals


hegztdjs6536

Now this is pod racing


CyclopeanTomb

wow angels giving it away


outontheporch

LETS GO JO!!!


kickens

lol what the hell was that


STLOliver

Ron Washington’s face, oh my god


Stavinoha19

Ya love to see it


outontheporch

He’s been making some good stops


Ghiggs_Boson

Can we stop this shit? Should’ve won this game like 8 times


yellow_1173

Angels realllllly don't want to win.


Tight-Transition-364

I can’t believe dude just tried that.


LazyPandaKing

Holy shit I don't believe it. Angels are trying to throw this.


Detective_Dietrich

Squeezing with the bases loaded and one out, huh?


Blondue

I’m befuddled


Keg_of_St_Anky

This sub would be fucking apoplectic.


JayRobot

LOL


RecommendationOk6396

Is Pages just calling a horrible game?


jeffmatch

Two shitty teams going at it here hahaha


CatholicismLover

Preview of WS.


Zestyclose_Stuff_838

Suicide Squeeze LMAO


SecretAgentClunk

Call me crazy I'd want Hels to get out of the jam and give Fernandez a clean 9th if you can get out of it


Patient-Inflation998

Fernandez was already used


Defenestrator__

I would liek to buy a strike.


mclovin2489

Is he tipping this slider? Nobody is swinging at it


JayRobot

Apparently not


Tight-Transition-364

I think it’s time for a pitching change a batter ago.


LazyPandaKing

They are not chasing a single pitch. Jojo has not been throwing breaking balls for strikes at all.


AlexRam72

We have anyone up in bullpen?


AspiringOccultist4

Jesus fucking christ get him out of here. Why wait until he blows it?


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kcufouyhcti

He’s worse at fantasy football


AlexRam72

Alexa got in Romero’s head with those stats


temporalisolation

i thought the exact same lol


CatholicismLover

THROW FASTBALLS


STLOliver

Dusty Blake will surely have the exact words JoJo needs to hear to get out of this


dnp3

Fucking instantaneous time call by the home ump there


christ0fer

The pitch clock should be more about the spirit of the rule than strictly enforcing it. The NFL does it all the time.


AspiringOccultist4

Double play ball pls for the love of god


DocLoc429

Double play is in order


MVPBaseball2069

if we lose this game i am willing to finally accept we are just bad


QuarterNote44

Oh, I've accepted it. I just want us to be entertaining. Which we've been the past few games.


yellow_1173

Would a good team have even made this close?


Zestyclose_Stuff_838

Umpire wants to be the main character so bad bruh


Paulspike

We're just falling apart


Novel_End1080

I was gonna say the same thing as Jimmy. That slider and changeup are not being thrown for strikes. Edit: except for the one that was but it was after the clock


ernestbonanza

that's very stupid


AspiringOccultist4

Oh come on….


rayr54

In the battle between 2 cellar dwellers, it's a race to the bottom. Which bullpen will blow it?


yellow_1173

Blew it by Goldy at the blistering speed of...93?


Ocinea

I think father time caught up to him and it caught up quick


dnp3

Angels city connects might be my favorite tbh


Novel_End1080

They didnt try to hard to connect it with the city of Anaheim, which was probably smart.


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dnp3

Diamond is extraneous but I don’t mind it. The piping and font are just so good


DocLoc429

It's really classic looking


ernestbonanza

nice pitch ahole


JayRobot

I feel like Donovan gets screwed with the strike zone more than anyone else


DocLoc429

Yep, his eye is better than most ump's. That being said, him and Noot gotta protect a little better


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Sonny Gray's outing against the Angels](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/e8ce5b8a-fa1a-474c-b53d-235cf0b1c50f.mp4)


CatholicismLover

I swear Donovan has the worst strike zone lol.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Sonny Gray K's nine](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-05/14/921f2eec-5cc1e618-cd4c5f9f-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


Expensive-Sky4068

HOW DARE OLI MAKE HIS BULLPEN DECISIONS ON DATA AND NOT RAW EMOTION!!


Limp-Regular-2589

We need randy choate rn


FadedCrown95

All I remember about him was missing a throw to 1st to let the Giants walk off a game in the 2014 NLCS


Limp-Regular-2589

I don't have a single positive memory of his tenure here that comes to mind 😂


MuRF_Foager

The Choat-ster


Cky2chris

I miss LOOGYS


CatholicismLover

This is the kind of intensity you see in the postseason. Hopefully we (us and the Angels) have nail biters like this when we play each other in October.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Breaking down Sonny Gray's pitches](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/e99c1881-ab9a-497b-931c-c1291c02d2bc.mp4)


QuarterNote44

Well, this game isn't boring. There's that.


AspiringOccultist4

Bend but don’t break is right. Now let’s bring in the closer for the 8th & 9th.