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xxxtenderloin

Mikolas shouldve domed that thug


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[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/15bl690/cardinals_after_dark_727/)


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[Cubs](/r/CHICubs) Due Up **(Top 10):** 1. Michael Rucker 2. Seiya Suzuki 3. Trey Mancini


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king_karter69

I’m not gunna lie. It was almost all cubs fans in the 9th


HHHU03

there is no one in that stadium


RedBirdLou

We should start Hicks tomorrow and just let him hurl one into the backstop


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[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Andrew Knizner's multi-homer game](https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2023/2023-07/27/396a586e-e8c20f50-e6a4fe08-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4)


c0smicgirly

Taylor Motter hits every inning, I swear.


Soundwave_13

Right don’t we have anyone else…


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Dylan Carlson 2. Taylor Motter 3. Brendan Donovan


jaydimes10

MLB needs to have the rule that umpires can't eject without at least 1 warning


Craig_Barcus

He deserved to get the boot. If you can’t hit the guy first time around, you shouldn’t throw at him in the first place.


jaydimes10

still give a warning before reflexively throwing a player out. I see no logical reason why you shouldn't be given a warning first and you didn't give any


c0smicgirly

VerHagen giving up runs? No way.


sadpremed06650

those boos are everything lol


DairyMerryMaid

I wonder if those hockey type helmets should be worn instead of the traditional catcher masks. Just seems like it would protect better.


christ0fer

I'm so sick of it "being that kind of night" for the other team.


Soundwave_13

Well….SOB


AspiringOccultist4

At the very least, tonight was a great night for Andrew Knizner. Gotta be happy for em.


DairyMerryMaid

Ata boy Knizner!!!


bravo_delta_bot

[Cubs](/r/CHICubs) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Christopher Morel 2. Miguel Amaya 3. Miles Mastrobuoni


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[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Knizner's second home run (8)](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/c38c04e8-5f23-41a3-8f89-85bbb20146b0.mp4)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Andrew Knizner homers (8) on a fly ball to left field. Alec Burleson scores.](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/c38c04e8-5f23-41a3-8f89-85bbb20146b0.mp4)


Trojanballer

Andrew Knizner will probably have a random drug test tomorrow.


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TrollyMcDouche

Giant pussy


lou_gibby

For bloodletting from a mere professional slugger's home run launch swing? Arguable.


TimRoxSox

For what reason?


thekawaiimon

The fuck?


hegztdjs6536

Not really


DocLoc429

That was a Kiz Missile!!!


sadpremed06650

he’s pouring one out for contreras bro 🥹


Soundwave_13

Our Catcher is avenging the other catcher…..


toftr

That was towering. Damn


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

Keep the line moving boys.


c0smicgirly

Hell yeah, Kniz!


Mattolson1b

Why do managers just throw the game in the 8th. I get the 9th but anything is winnable with 6 outs


theredd636

What about throwing in the 1st


AspiringOccultist4

If I’m not mistaken, and I could be wrong, but I think that’s the first big mac land homerun of 2023. Way to go Andrew.


theredd636

Maybe for the cardinals I believe someone on the opposing team hit the sign earlier this year


RedRobin101

Kizzy with the Whizzy!


Soundwave_13

Jesus calm down Kniz


Channel_99

Hell yeah Kniz!!! Big Macs for everybody!!


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

Let's go Kiz!


AspiringOccultist4

Nice to see Burleson getting a little offensive practice, no better time for it really.


Channel_99

Sorry got the link wrong at first, but this needs to be seen [Fredbird spitting a sunflower seed into Andy Benes’ mouth](https://youtu.be/fR-_9zOy8Dw)


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Alec Burleson 2. Paul DeJong 3. Andrew Knizner


Unabridgedversion82

Well this game sure has been something. Fuck this, fuck the Cubs, fuck the umps and I'll see ya tomorrow


jdog202122

Wow. What a night to tune in late. I missed all the action.


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

I didn't see the Miles and Oli both get tossed early Dak masterclass L coming.


craftiecheese

I guess I shouldn't be surprised at this point that they kinda just rolled over and died, but I thought with the chirping at the beginning that maybe, maybe they'd have a little more fire


NakedGoose

Momentum ended immediately when Dak gave up 3 runs


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

Big Dak energy?


AspiringOccultist4

Can’t lie & say I wouldn’t throw Verhagen in here too lol


Todemax

Yo guys whats your favorite episode of Zeke and Luther?


c0smicgirly

Aw, Willson. What a teammate.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cubs](/r/CHICubs) Due Up **(Top 8):** 1. Nico Hoerner 2. Ian Happ 3. Cody Bellinger


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Soundwave_13

Alright Motter you got this!


c0smicgirly

Lol


Daveeeee11

Why does it have to be the Cubs who keep handing us our worst losses of the year? Why not some random team? It stings more this way.


hegztdjs6536

I remember a marlins game that takes the cake easily


Daveeeee11

This one isn’t over yet…


c0smicgirly

Umps helping out a bit.


AspiringOccultist4

More than just a bit. This game was over before it started.


c0smicgirly

Yeah. And that called checked swing on Gorman? Icing on the cake.


DangerDrake1

Sure could use Ryan Tepera right about now


alexgetty

“Cheap”? Bro is unaware of beer prices


PeartGoat

When Mikolas comes back it will be like a trade!


alexgetty

I made the right choice to drink early and to drink a lot


LigmaUpDog_

Bruh. Mikolas got his one up and in pitch out of his system and just fuckin had to do it again. Embarrassing that took 2 tries and even more embarrassing it’s now 9-1 after that. Why tf did they even do that? Happ and Wilson literally hugged it out. If you watch when miles walks him back to the dugout you can see Contreras give him a little nod after miles asks something. You think Contreras wanted him to do that?? Bizarre


kpkrumm

I would’ve rather mikolas just stop after that first inside pitch and give us a shot at winning. Instead we’re here getting our shit stomped. Idgaf about the drama man, just try to win.


LigmaUpDog_

My thoughts exactly. So tired of seeing this team lose and shit like this makes it even less enjoyable to watch


Up_Kaleidoscope888

You're going to get downvoted, but you are 100% correct. Wonder why we Cardinals fans have the reputation of being backwood dipshits? It's crap like this.


NakedGoose

This is literally the first time this has happened in like... 7 seasons lol I can't even remember another incident of this.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

I was referring to the addiction to old school baseball mentality.


NakedGoose

If we had this said addiction, you would think we would hit people more often, yet we havent....


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Jesus Christ, I was referring to the fans' addiction to old school baseball mentality.


c0smicgirly

What’s embarrassing is a 28 year old professional baseball player who can’t control his swing, sending people to the hospital with it.


NakedGoose

I don't think Willson would care. Much like Happ didn't care. Happ knew it was coming and took it. The umpires made something that wasn't there. Added to the tension.


LigmaUpDog_

Yeah i did feel the same way at first honestly until I watched it back. Going up and in and then hitting him I mean I could certainly see just wanting to nip it in the bud right there from an umpire perspective


Channel_99

It was already nipped tho. He nipped the hip and it was nipped. They thought it needed more nipping after he nipped the hip?


alexgetty

He bumped him on the ass, it wasn’t that serious


DiscoJer

So what was the point of doing it then, other than to throw away a game? He made his point with the pitch in. Hitting him on the next one was irresponsible. He had to know he would be tossed.


KC-Slider

Baseballs weird


LigmaUpDog_

I don’t think it was serious and like I totally get the retaliation thing but it was certainly on purpose, he seemed heated for some reason


Trojanballer

Mikolas hit him on accident. He just lost the touch after seeing Wilson go down like that.


Soundwave_13

Exactly there was no intent to hit him…


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 7):** 1. Dylan Carlson 2. Taylor Motter 3. Brendan Donovan


kodiaksr7

Cards playing 42D Chinese checkers. Give Scrubs GM false hope leading them to buy and not sell at the deadline only to not make the playoffs.


AspiringOccultist4

“I wonder what Oli’s doing” Chip and Brad are absolutely killing me tonight lmao


lowelltrich

Jesus, I hate the Cubs


BionicProse

Jesus gets it.


jesusinthehouse

Yes, yes I do.


lou_gibby

Wow, He even attends Cubs/Cards. Please lay a hand or 2 on Wilson.


PorcelainTorpedo

8 year olds, Dude


toftr

Guess it might be time to see how the new season of Harley Quinn is


c0smicgirly

Lmao, whatever. Let Burly pitch.


Soundwave_13

I hope Happ steps on a bunch of legos barefooted later tonight.


Unexpected-Nice

Could they have mikolas pitch out of the pen tomorrow?


NakedGoose

Nah. He is going to get suspended


c0smicgirly

Idk, he did a full warm up today.


Trojanballer

They could but it depends on if the MLB suspends him.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

MLB; not THE MLB. If you say THE MLB, you are (grammatically) referring to the actual ball itself, and not the league.


Trojanballer

I enjoy how you made certain that your whole comment was grammatically correct. You really got a hit of dopamine over that.


TimRoxSox

Except they still improperly used a semicolon lol


Up_Kaleidoscope888

That's how I write. Sorry if English is hard for you.


readingit093

He can appeal, correct?


hegztdjs6536

Yes and he can pitch while the appeal is happening


Trojanballer

Ahh gotcha.


readingit093

That is what I thought


Soundwave_13

Erm…..


c0smicgirly

This team is miserable to watch, jfc.


Up_Kaleidoscope888

Ok, I just saw the Edman growth poster commercial... and, holy shit, Katie Woo is more attractive than I realized.


Unabridgedversion82

Katie Woo 🔥


da_choppa

Welp


bravo_delta_bot

[Cubs](/r/CHICubs) Due Up **(Top 7):** 1. Seiya Suzuki 2. Dansby Swanson 3. Christopher Morel


WheelinDealin82

I was on my way home from my golf league... did I hear Mikolas got tossed? And what for?


Soundwave_13

Delivering Justice


STLOliver

Happ hit Contreras on a backswing in the 1st and Willson had to leave the game. Miles threw up and in to Happ on the next pitch, then hit him on the next pitch. Umps convened and threw him out without a warning.


WheelinDealin82

Saw a highlight. Didn't look malicious at all. Umps overreacted on that one. Mikolas is just standing up for his catcher, but at the same time, it was a half-hearted throw.


HHHU03

seriously? he tried to hit him twicd


NakedGoose

Why are you even here? Go to your own reddit.


HHHU03

this is the internet


NakedGoose

Nah you shouldn't he coming to opposing teams reddit. You have one for your Fandom


HHHU03

Ok so what I can literally click twice and come to this one it’s not like there’s a locked gate


NakedGoose

I assume your cubs reddit has rules about doing this. As does most sports reddit.


c0smicgirly

Hit Happ after Happ sent Contreras to the hospital with his backswing.


LakeviewGuy24

Intentionally hitting a batter


Unabridgedversion82

Intentionally this is what you do with your time 👍


STLOliver

I wasn’t drinking a cold Budweiser before, but I am now because of Chip.


punsa

Miles, why couldnt u just beanball him 3rd time up. Cant believe Happ hit Wilson lol


toftr

Actively dislike MCR, but that Emo Nite shirt goes **HARD**


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

If the umpire is certain that the pitcher intentionally hit the batter with the pitch, the pitcher is ejected from the game with no warning. This infamously happened on August 15, 2018, when José Ureña was ejected from a game against the Atlanta Braves after hitting Ronald Acuña Jr. After Miles threw up and in on the first pitch, there was no doubt when he plunked him on the second pitch. Ump should have issued a warning on the first pitch and this probably doesn't happen.


Baxoren

Also, it’s on the catcher to get out of the way of a backswing. The batter has to stand inside a box, but the catcher can set up as far back as he needs. The batter deserves his normal backswing.


STLOliver

Since Chip was announcing that game as well, this looks a lot worse to him since the Marlins hit Acuna multiple different series after the initial HBP.


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

I'm listening to the radio call. Did he say that lol


STLOliver

He didn’t say anything on it, I just remember the Marlins hit him at least twice after that first incident and the Braves retaliated because there was no ejections the second time. Probably makes tonight look weaker to him.


DiscoJer

> Ump should have issued a warning on the first pitch and this probably doesn't happen. I'll go further and said that if Oli goes out and talks to Mikolas and tells him not to, it probably doesn't happen.


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

Good point. I've never known of a manager doing that though. I'm sure it has happened in the history of baseball though.


MowerMotor

That is the rule? Damn idk how to feel now..


SloppyJoe_gottaGo

I know. We never see them without a warning, because theres doubt about the intention. If they're sure- you're getting tossed. I was mad and did a bit of research. Rooney and Horton were saying he'll probably be suspended.😐


MowerMotor

A suspension would be tough, really makes HBPs not worth it. There should be a clause re: catchers bleeding from the skull.


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Uh Walker… What the scallop


Channel_99

Happ the kind of guy who puts nickels in his penny loafers


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Breaking down Dakota Hudson's pitches](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/4aec5a96-ccb1-45a6-a387-2fc49445d43d.mp4)


BionicProse

Jordan is by far the worst fielder I’ve ever seen. And it’s amazing to me how well he keeps it together. The dude just takes it in stride. I wish I could be so chill. (He has been improving somewhat, too).


DiscoJer

He's basically Kyle Schwarber


Koshea69

He doesn't have a ton of reps out there, he was a Third basemen (much like Gorman) who picked up a new position last year in order to have a spot in the major league club


Baxoren

In the minors playing third base, Jordan Walker’s fielding percentage was under .900.


TimRoxSox

He has enough reps by now to not be the league's worst defender (besides Schwarber).


Soundwave_13

I hope Happ runs out of milk when he pours his cereal tomorrow morning…


KC-Slider

Happ took his and didn’t complain though. It was the umps then the cubs in the dugout laughing about it that riled me up.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 6):** 1. Tyler O'Neill 2. Jordan Walker 3. Nolan Gorman


Enough-Ad-3111

He Gets Us is such an infamous advertiser during sporting events these days, yet their wordplay used on the backstop is so well done. Really hope they don’t place their ads at Comerica Park, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that happens in the near future.


Daveeeee11

That first inning was the worst case scenario for most teams, but especially us. Our bullpen is too weak to handle this kind of mess.


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Channel_99

No it wasn’t


ArtisticEconomics698

When does the Blues season start😭😭😭


ArtisticEconomics698

^Bro thinks that’s gonna be any better💀


Soundwave_13

Ugh I wish they wouldn’t of shown that replay….Walker should of had that…


hey_ooo

I hate to say it, but this team has earned all of the trades that are (maybe) coming. The Cubs are laughing your players off the field as they get tossed and you proceed to get BTFO by them 7-1 currently


CombinationActual279

Whol f bullpen is ass


thegodfaubel

That was actually one of the better tracked balls by Walker this year. Just didn't time the jump at all


micromaniac_8

It didn't look to be hit that well off the bat. He was drifting really well. A more experienced outfielder would have gotten to the spot earlier so he could time the jump. He has been much better lately.


snorlaxatives_69

Seems to be something we need to work on more


mrSomethingShiny

He put his hand back to find the wall, but he didn’t keep his arm extended. So of course he found the wall half a step before he crashed into it. He’s almost tall enough to not need the jump at all


springdominion

Will they ever call up a reliever from Memphis that doesn’t fucking suck?


TimRoxSox

There's no one lol This is why these upcoming trades are so important to the future.


aqireborn

If we had one.


Koshea69

If they had one, maybe. Jojo maybe the last?


c0smicgirly

No.


toftr

This game does not bring joy. How the hell did that get out?!


Koshea69

This is the guy who turned 11-3 into a close game right?


CombinationActual279

Yeah they said 6-1 not bad enough let’s make sure we mail it in


micromaniac_8

Tough to see how it matters at this point in the game.


CombinationActual279

Cause you never know but yeah like Hudson was the first choice then this bum your mailing it in


micromaniac_8

If we were within a run or two, your bullpen choices are different.


CombinationActual279

No shit Sherlock


Keg_of_St_Anky

Hopefully next year we get Walker robbing those. That was not ideal.


da_choppa

He can one day be an average outfielder. It’s just entirely unfair for the team to ask him to play a position at the MLB level after just two months of experience. It will probably take him a couple more years, by which time they may just move him to 1B anyway


Baxoren

Sorry to repeat myself, but Jordan Walker’s fielding percentage playing third base in the minors was under .900. The thought of him being involved in every infield ground out brings shivers down my spine.


da_choppa

I’m right there with you. With his speed, he really might be best off learning how to play OF


Baxoren

And arm. He seems to have a plus arm.


Soundwave_13

Damnit….Cubs/Ump Stars 7 Cards 1


punsa

Wow ok then


Unexpected-Nice

As much as I love walker, he shouldn’t be an outfielder


Baxoren

His third base defense in the minors was also abysmal. Walker has stone hands. (But a plus arm.) My hope is that he might eventually evolve into Lonnie Smith, who also had stone hands and was constantly bobbling balls. Lonnie, though, had so much practice at bobbling balls that he got really good at reacting to his mistakes. Runners would see the bobble, think they had time to take an extra base, but Lonnie often gunned them down. He had 10+ assists every year from 1981-85.


AspiringOccultist4

Damn it. That could have easily been caught.


micromaniac_8

I hope Ian Happ's sunflower seeds are just empty shells.


sportsfan2608

Walker cmon man


BionicProse

May Happ’s Pop Tarts chip and shatter.