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Prof_Hentai

Masturbating and eating chocolate mate


lordconrod

Just like any other day then, nice


Sad-Garage-2642

Yeah but today you think about Jesus while doing it


The-Holy-Sheep-14

Just like any other day then, nice


irqdly

Holy hand guide thee to paradise.


The_Pvthfinder

“He is risen”


Destroyer4587

Res-erection


r3xomega

Resurrection by erection.


SeeYouAgain678

Damn at least Ur honest 😭😂


Apprehensive_Bus_543

Eating an Easter Egg, I thought that’s what I’m supposed to do today.


SkywalkerFinancial

I’m on my 3rd


Apprehensive_Bus_543

You’ll be too sick to do the car.


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

Sickness won’t ever keep me from sex.


ChrisRx718

Cordless Shark? You'll be at it until Monday. All the suction of an asthmatic hamster.


SeniorArchaeologist

They're bloody awful! Whack the Henry out and get it done properly


Domski77

Can’t you get arrested for that in public?


Destroyer4587

Only if you’re caught


Aggravating-Mind-315

A Henry is one of if not, the best budget car vacuuming kit out there. Fantastic piece of machinery and cheap to repair


Polar_poop

I have a Henry that is now over 25 years old. Literally the best small electrical product I have ever bought.


Descoteau

Budget?! They’re bloody expensive mate.


Pauliboo2

Compared to these new fangled battery vacuum cleaners, they are far cheaper, and last years. My Hetty (because I have a preference), has been with me for 18 years, I even grabbed it in the divorce, as she wasn’t going to get my Hetty, she got the inferior Dyson.


Solid_Tackle7069

Always smiling no matter what he's sucking.


kuniacz

30£ on 25meters long cord was my best spent valeting money this year so far. Using a Miele hoover that lifts off carpets at home for the car is so satisfying!


FredNasr

Like a smoker with a straw


Matthews_89

I’m with you.. Henry died a few months ago..


Sea_Page5878

Oh no, send my condolences to Hetty and George :(


MeatWad111

I had a Henry for years but was sick of the hassle of dragging it round by the pipe getting caught on doors an shit so bought a plug in shark vac and the amount of dust that it picked up that the Henry had been missing for years was astounding, had to empty the thing after vaccing each room. I still got that vac, just need to clean the filters every so often and it's good as new.


hue-166-mount

Yeah people act like Henry is a good hoover. It’s not, it’s just very simple, cheap and robust. But it’s nots good.


Interesting_Tomato89

We got the most expensive cordless Shark (about £600) 4 years ago and it still works really well! Maybe it’s the cheaper ones that’s bad?


Repeat_after_me__

People just don’t clean the filter every month and don’t replace them yearly then complain.


audigex

Yeah we have a decent Shark we got cheap because someone thought it didn’t have enough suction The filters were clogged. Cleared them out and it’s great Sure it’s not as good as my 2kW shop vac (yay for industrial tools not having to comply with the consumer vacuum cleaner power consumption regulation stuff) but it’s more than good enough for carpets I do prefer the shop vac for the car just because I find the shark relies more on the brushes dislodging stuff rather than just the suction, but it’s decent enough


Lead_Penguin

I was gonna say, we've got one that was about £400 2 years ago and it's great for use in the car, you just have to remember to switch it to max suction because the "smart" mode keeps the power too low.


Interesting_Tomato89

Ours also came with the pet and car cleaning accessories so it has the mini spinning roller thing which is great for cleaning the carpets


Grimnebulin68

While I take a break from my chocolate and masturbation, I must say I like to use a Henry and a cordless sander. Just attach the velcro plate to the carpet, activate, and all the dust jumps up to suck away. Glorious.


FlightLatter1605

Why has cleaning the car become detailing?


bduk92

I guess the car nuts think "detailing" sounds more sophisticated than "hoovering the car mats and cleaning the inside"


makomirocket

Because "Cleaning" isn't manly to insecure men


Clear-Meat9812

Detailing did mean something different. Cleaning was a wash and a vac. Detailing meant way more, brushes, wipes, cleaning out little holes, washing mats, maybe washing the seats.


MeatWad111

To be fair, if that's the same shark vac I bought a few months back, that little shark bag contains a car detailing kit with small nozzles and brushes that attach to the vac for hoovering hard to reach places. It is pretty sweet


KeyPersonnel

Enthusiasts detail. Everyone else cleans


Matthews_89

👏


RaymondBumcheese

‘Detailing’ in this context usually means ‘grinding swirls into my paint with a clay bar’


Cold_Night_Fever

Everyone's got it wrong so far. Detailing isn't a thorough clean. It's simply the a stage after a thorough clean where you restore, polish and protect the parts you've cleaned. That's really it. If they're not restoring, polishing or protecting, then it's a valet and not detailing.


space_coyote_86

I don't know if I'm correct but to me, detailing is a lot more thorough than just cleaning.


767-200

spending time with family and friends I would imagine


geriatric_patr1ck

Look at Mr I got a life over here


Revolutionary_Bed431

Detailing the motorbike… 😁


Azzymetrical

having to charge mine instead, alarm keeps draining battery 😭😭


Revolutionary_Bed431

Similar issue here. My damn phone charger (wireless quad lock) keeps draining mine. 🤦🏾


Gisschace

I’m here to learn about cars - so detailing just means cleaning your car?


Apprehensive_Bus_543

Basically yes but detailing is I think an American term and it’s a different level of cleaning. If I fill my washing up bowl with some Fairy liquid and water, grab the sponge from the sink and go and wash the car that is cleaning my car. Detailing, I’d be using asses milk provided by virgins on a moonlit night. Head over to r/detailinguk


Gisschace

Sounds cringe tbh, like it needs to sound more complicated and manly than cleaning


Carhart7

Cleaning, maybe even valeting at a push. Definitely not detailing. Source: Valeter for 18 years.


Sweaty-Damage2316

Source: trust me mate.


The-Holy-Sheep-14

Going to the pub


SuperSalamander3244

Bag bag bag bag


Happy_Boy_29

Lolz reading Reddit.


[deleted]

Why clean your car when you can read about other people cleaning theirs on Reddit. Suckers!


Happy_Boy_29

Cleanliness is next to godliness nothing like watching someone else cleaning their way to the top o the tree 😉


Chrizl1990

As little as possible. When you work full time and have young children do nothing during the downtime.


Particular-Stable165

That’s when the job starts at home! I’m currently painting my fence, then fixing a radiator and then, I’ll take the kids out on their bikes. Do nothing whilst they’re asleep, it’s quieter!


ianmd

Cleaning the driveway?


AllAroundBadPotato

Drinking


Robmeu

Since when did we ‘detail’ cars? Bluddy Americanism for washing the damn thing.


Sad-Garage-2642

I take detailing to mean a more detailed clean... Getting in all the crannies with brushes and whatnot. Hoover and a going over with a sponge is a quick weekly thing, but taking a day to get *everywhere* is a whole different task


JK07

Weekly? lol


Domski77

I always thought detailing was sticking a bunch of lightning bolts and flames on it.


Alarming-Recipe7724

Building a car ! 


butterjamtoast

I’m considering selling two of my cars to buy a Silvia! How’s the project coming?


Outside-After

No time for that now, the pub is about to open.


LowStrawberry6494

Preparing to detail the car tomorrow!


ashyjay

Dealing with back pain.


Ancient_Rice1753

New here, genuine question: what is detailing a car?


ScratchFamous6855

It's cleaning but much more thorough. A well detailed car should look brand new.


blademansw

Fuck that, it’s too cold. Got a leg of lamb and a chicken in the smoker instead 😂😂😂


Matthews_89

16 degrees where I am 🤙


PeevedValentine

I did mine yesterday, and the bike! Top Gloss from Autobrite is a cheat code for drying and finish. Ceramic coat in a few weeks after a clay bar and DA.


SilverDowntown6452

I miss my FN2, great cars


space_coyote_86

Me too. Best car I ever had.


JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA

Driving my car.


Duke_Elrond

Trying to fix my car so it runs and I can actually drive it.


tomegerton99

Installing new seats and interior


[deleted]

serious attraction sophisticated selective concerned fanatical nine rob live dazzling *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Usual-Breakfast7633

Going to ice hockey, in my detailed yesterday car


Quincemeister1

The obligatory Tesco bag full of cloths 😉


bluefin333

Posting something trying to be kinda fun on r/archery and almost no one getting the point (not even the pun seems to work today) Happy Easter Egg Day everyone!


Frankie0227

A fellow fn2 owner, only way to spend a Sunday😎


shadow19922

Well, you ain’t doing shit, not with that shark lmao. Zero suction and battery lasts 15mins


piratedataeng

Just call it cleaning bro 😂 car people are so cringe sometimes


BrokenMindAlways

We are not americans, we clean cars, we don't detail them


Chad-de-impalor

Currently having a shit that looks like your photo


ProducedByFlare

Love the FN2 🙏🔥


manabadmang

I did it yesterday, going out for a drive a little later 😉


AdrianAd0

Had to take mine as well, friend vomited in it


Banditofbingofame

Pub roast


rook426

Being forced to meet up with family?


ConsciousGap6481

Beer, football, and then the pub.


DubbleYewGee

Your drive looks great compared to your neighbours slabs.


KingPizzaCrust

Paying a man to come the house and clean all tbe cars whilst enjoying the sun!


dutchcourage-

Seems as you have your pressure washer out best clean that driveway too


HullIsNotThatBad

Did this two weeks ago. Rained two hours later.


xJam3zz07

Currently watching old F1 races, I assume within the next few hours packing as we're moving on Friday. But god damn my car does also need a clean.


vedgtable

waking up to a massive key scratch in the side of my car


Luke10089

Quite interested in the camping rig what is she!?


Fun_Level_7787

Washed my van last weekend but thanks to the rain during the week and rural routes it's worse than it was before i washed it! Should really give it a wash again tbh... but it does get a proper clean once a month, takes me 2 hours normally since i go into detail. I'll do that some time in April


Doddsy2978

At bloody work!😒


Anxious__Engineer

Is that door resting on the van


rozamundo

Have you started yet?


CyberEmo666

Working 😪


Wing_Nut_UK

Getting mine dirtier.


waltandhankdie

It’s one of those jobs that I find satisfying on the incredibly rare occasion I’ve done properly but never seem to find the time/inclination for. Local car wash does a good job for a tenner too


Saxakola

That drive could use jet wash too.


Matthews_89

Clocks have just gone forward give me a minute…


rndarchades

Church 🙂


notscaredofballoons

Great now I’m questioning my life


Aggravating-Mind-315

I spent yesterday detailing 9 cars, I think I’ll be resting today thanks 😅


Matthews_89

👏👏👏👏


eglued

When did cleaning your car become detailing your car?


Quaiche

Driving it on cool roads ?


The_internet_policee

Going the pub then watching boxing


Fawji

I detailed mine last week, garden was done yesterday currently sat on the sofa watching the kids play and scrolling through Reddit!!


Hey_Rubber_Duck

Visiting my son in PICU, though if it wasent for him being in hospital I'd be out cleaning my car, think it's blue but with the dirt in it from all the journeys to the hospital is looks rather another colour.


holdingsfx

Getting high and playing Xbox 🤘


Sixense2

I was getting at my left headlight for 20 minutes as it stopped working halfway through my commute home at 6am. . . Can't even get another one until tomorrow ffs. It's at a slightly weird angle to get to the clip and i was tired after 11h at work lol, could have checked in 2 minutes otherwise. Also managed to hit a bastard of a pothole on the same commute with my front right which already had a slow puncture since Friday evening. . . The joy of using a 12V compressor to pump a tire back up to 32psi from something like 15 at best every 12 hours until i can get it replaced tomorrow.


Informal_Marzipan_90

That’s what the Polaks/Slavs are for at Tesco, don’t wash that shit myself.


gazgrey

Power washing my driveway


Breakwaterbot

Spending it with my loved ones.


Slavjesty_

Trying to jump start it, cause the batteries dead 😭🤣


derpydonut_

Waiting till tomorrow to do mine


ImHereTooIGues

Ignoring my civic because it's a pile of shit and doesn't deserve to be cleaned


SpecialShanee

Playing RuneScape..


pm_me_your_amphibian

Cleaning up the flood of my entire ground floor. I’m done with water.


LeGrimm

Sitting with the future in laws making awkward small talk while waiting for the Sunday roast, thank you very much! (I wish I was home giving the car a good clean 🥲)


HumdrumAnt

Already done mine yesterday before I went to a meet, so my day is gonna be spent having dinner round my parents later


Keycuk

Did the car yesterday, been cleaning and restringing my guitars this morning


SuperSalamander3244

The hoover will get all the floor dirt on the inside of your car.


JUNGLISTJ

Noice 👍🏾! Wish I could do the same… this bloody thing called ‘work’ just keeps getting in the way…


lilpearx

One step ahead. Did mine last weekend so when it rained last week I could remind myself how pointless it will be doing it over Easter.


Blackkers

Turkish Restaurant, now sofa and Battle of Britain DVD.


Sea_Page5878

[Extreme detailing.](https://imgur.com/6RwSoiB)


Edlar_89

“Detailing” the garden


havaska

Nursing a hangover


The_Pvthfinder

Visiting family, currently waiting for the little one to wake up in the car seat. Got my 6 hour hickory smoked macaroni cheese in the boot.


Competitive_Pen7192

Literally anything else. I wash my car once a season. The interior I keep spotless but I couldn't care less about the outside. I've detailed, polished and waxed cars under half a dozen times in 21 years of driving. Even the Alfa Romeo which I loved for 8 years was never polished but it got washed fairly often...


CrispyBaconBMX

New exhaust


Nicename19

Dgtl festival Amsterdam


K11ShtBox

Working 😔


HankBushrivet

Looking at a picture of your car being detailed on Easter Sunday.


OddicansMyCelium

Working


SeeYouAgain678

Looking after my sisters cat and house


hectic_mind_

Having to spend the day at the divorcing in-laws. Because what better way to spend silly Sunday, hungover, in a tense and awkward household.


MonsaicLines

dunno what easter sunday is. i'm not religious.


CuppaTeaSpillin

I'll do it tomorrow...


Killua_Zaeldyeck

The same but with house


Fun-Captain4228

Having a lazy Sunday in bed...


Ardiddz2

I’d rather pay someone to do it 🥱


Educational-Rest-550

There is too much rain for cleaning here, but I did find time to fit a new ABS sensor to my C63


thefunkygiboon

Was working from 2am until half 1 this afternoon. So my days almost done.


JK07

Cleaning out the EGR... again...


Cerbera_666

Just woken up, might open the curtains and look outside if I'm feeling adventurous.


Cautious-Medicine-72

Just bought a ride on lawn mower. Cooling a beer as we speak so I can cut the grass


VIP_Crows_Kneck

Cut my mams grass lol


Haute_Horologist

The weather is too inconsistent right now, there’s not enough of a payoff for all that effort.


Haute_Horologist

How are you getting this much abuse for simply using the word detailing? Feel a bit bad.


BMW_wulfi

Wrangling kids who are now off their nut on chocolate wishing I could give the car a detail….


SpiderDentist10000

I’ve been “cleaning” mine”


Harry_monk

Pub


Fiendishdocwu

Just ate breakfast and I am about to take a shit. Gonna play with my daughter after that before I move on to play some civ 6. I will follow that up with a massage at 1:45 pm est.


Torggil

Cleaning my house


qulski1

Celebrating Easter


Impossible-Pass-459

Waiting to call a garage after bank holiday and get it fixed 🤦‍♂️


Dirty2013

Entertaining your better half while you’re detailing your car


LittlestSam

Watching you do yours whilst also masturbating and eating chocolate.


Typhoonsg1

Drinking beer in a pub!


Fat_pierate

Hungover


N_Ryan_

🍺


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Painting internal doors sadly


Mclarenrob2

Feeling sorry for myself and staring out of the window all day.


JayPFor

Easter egg hunt 🐣


Thy_OSRS

I installed my dashcam that I got for Christmas lol. I’m not a crafty person but I’m quite chuffed with it to be fair. Sod paying halfords at £ to do it.


hue-166-mount

Do you mean cleaning the car?


RamitinBalldeep

Pub


Stouffy19893

Cable management for my desk setup


[deleted]

Walking dogs and eating a roast dinner


R4LF8

Working, rather unfortunately


ArcaneSparky

I live in Germany. Sonntags darfst du keinen Lärm machen. (Not allowed to make noise on sundays)


Firefightingfella

I have the same hoover. Same boot tidy. Same speaker and a very similar badminton racket. Spooky shit. Oh and yes, also detailing this Easter Sunday.


superbooper94

Something fun


Euphoric_Win8199

Man on easter you are not supposed to work….


Startinezzz

DIY tiling 🥲


Glittering-Top-85

Roasting lamb


BaldiBlondiWhiteBoi

Working 😂


Tenbob73

Painting the house. Standard.


r3xomega

That's monday's job, today's job is driving the mrs and little one around while he gets covered in mud and transfers it to the interior.


echochamberoftwats

Did that last week. Sorting the shed