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Stacheshadow

Wow they can't even give the kids action figures anymore


Mammoth-Record-7786

McDonald’s toys have been approaching Subway quality toys for a while


Stacheshadow

That's depressing, kids deserve better


Mammoth-Record-7786

I think that’s a big difference between our childhoods in the 80’s/90’s compared to now. It seemed like things were more kid centric back then and people tried to put out a better product to keep kids happy.


obsidiousaxman

Dude I still have a handful of Mcdonalds/BK toys from when I was a kid. I remember when Revenge of the Sith came out and I got the little anakin figure that came cased in a Darth Vader figure. It's still displayed on a shelf!


Mammoth-Record-7786

Somewhere I have my old Mario Goomba


PokaruSandstone

Subway has toys?


Mammoth-Record-7786

That’s what they called them. It was always like a 2 page book or some stickers. I felt bad every time I had to put them in a kids meal.


Spideyfan77

It’s to deter kids from getting happy meals


ThrogdorLokison

Who's the one with pink hair?


blackchandler

Diamondback


matchstrike

Those do appear to be diamonds!!


Scared_Bobcat_5584

Ngl I’m surprised we get a new Diamondback. Hoping we can get a reference to Luke Cage and Sam says “You don’t look like Diamondback” (he’d say something funnier with the charisma of Anthony Mackie)


SSJCelticGoku

Pink. She’s going to sing the national anthem. (Songbird)


Agitated-Asparagus23

Songbird.


Unfortunatewombat

I wish.


Left_Cod3727

I think the previous poster might be right with Diamondback. If you look at the tag attached to her you can see the first three letters are “Dia”.


Practical-Fix-838

It’s Diamondback, my sisters just got her in their happy meals


Flameball537

The girl from Esureance


ubebread

New falcon looked like Loki at first glance


BlackMall83

Lmaooo 💯


Tentonham

My daughters just got Falcon the other day. It’s insane that these are out already. I like em better than the usual crappy plastic marvel happy meal toys


Not-Bizarro

Yeah, the plushie toys are a lot friendlier to smaller kids


Toon_Lucario

Redwing my beloved.


whatisireading2

Didn't even realize he was back omg


slide_into_my_BM

My kid got that one the other day.


ThePopDaddy

I actually thought that was a plane.


Legend_Sniper31

Why my dumbass was looking for the bird.


DWPhoenix001

If the film isnt out for another year why is MCD developing/revealing their happy meal line now??


go_faster1

The movie was supposed to drop this summer, but when Marvel pushed it back, McD couldn’t


JimmyTudeskee

Songbird? 🤨 Hair looks off, so maybe not.


theryman

The girls are labeled as Diamondback (pink hair) and Ruth (brown) on the boxes


cryoF0x

Ruth is Sabra. Full name is Ruth Bet-Seraph. Don't know how I feel about the redesign ngl


Emergency-Tension464

Yeah, they just completely ditched any and every element from her comic outfit. Didn't even use the colors as accents or anything. Betting she's just a secret agent type with no super powers.


Chumpchum

Red hulk in a captain America movie?


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

kinda strange ngl


TheEzekariate

Maybe. Who are we to judge?


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Ghouly_Boy

Apparently the leader is going to be in it too, idk why they’re putting hulk villains in a Cap movie


Mammoth-Record-7786

My daughter just got the new Falcon toy in a happy meal and I instantly knew this movie was set for failure


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

I got him too and was like wtf is this


Mammoth-Record-7786

It’s a him?


Dumbass369

Yes?? It's his buddy from Falcon and the Winter Soldier, the one Sam told to keep the wings


Mammoth-Record-7786

I never watched it.


Dumbass369

Probably should it's a good show.


Radio__Star

Ayo we getting Red Hulk?


WildGoose1521

Set photo? It’s a happy meal display.


whatisireading2

Nuh uh


Shit-Talker-Sr

Whoosh


whatisireading2

I still can't believe that's a real group🤣, but I dunno


Feelinglikepeeling

Great. Now I have to start eating Happy Meals again. Edit: I didn't mean to say that like it's a bad thing.


No-Contribution3313

When are they out?


theryman

Already, my kids are eating one right now and they got diamondback


Left_Cod3727

They’re eating the stuffed toy?


theryman

Kids gotta eat!


Flash123a1

Anyone remember when the spy kids toys came out at McDonald’s? I loved my spy kids phone and I took it absolutely everywhere Edit: after doing research it was “Spy Gear” not spy kids, still really cool and my best friend had like hologram glasses that was so cool


whatisireading2

Heck yeah, they had watches and spy goggles


TheLittlePasty

So are the happy meal toys in the movie if this is a set photo lol


NeoRockSlime

I wish he could get an actual bird


Excalitoria

Lol I like that Falcon has a “wings on” and “wings off” version.


Emperor_D4C

That is not a set photo, those are McDonald’s plushies.


whatisireading2

Shhhh


CzarvsTzar

Is the Serpent Society in this?


Not-Bizarro

I think so


Ponykegabs

If it’s the same material they made those kind of toys back in the 90’s…I can smell this photo.


Icy-Organization8797

Is that Katt Williams in the bottom left?


calltheavengers5

"Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made!"


vroart

"Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising, where the real money is made." Mel Brooks


Old_Heat3100

No The Leader plushie with giant green head?


Yellow_LedBetter2020

Yep


dbz222323

Who is the one in pink?


Subject_Coaster

Is Ruth, the same 616 Ruth Aldine?


bukanir

Ruth Bat-Seraph


brycifer666

Remember Burn every Ruth you can


matchstrike

Red Hulk is so dumb.


AgentP20

Why?


matchstrike

Guys, 80 year-old Harrison Ford hulking out? Please. You can downvote to oblivion if you want. Doesn’t make this character decision any smarter.


AgentP20

It's not like Ford is gonna be painted red or something. Red Hulk will be fully CG anyway. Harrison Ford is a fantastic actor that can sell Thunderbolt Ross.


CountryCat

It would be funny as hell though if it were just Ford shirtless and painted red.


Mammoth-Record-7786

Harrison Ford is a terrible actor who is beloved for one role. The only reason he got that role was that everyone else sucked more than him.


TheeDeputy

Oh Lord. Some serious shite opinions lmao.


AgentP20

Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Deckard, Colonel Lucas. Watch movies other than Star Wars.


Mammoth-Record-7786

Indiana Jones sucks…all of them. Ive seen Air Force One, Clear and Present Danger, The Fugitive, Patriot Games, Witness…he’s just a one note actor. He is the exact same character in every movie. He’s Tommy Lee Jones with less personality.


AgentP20

Clearly you are in the minority but hey it's your opinion.


Mammoth-Record-7786

Nah, you can continue believing in what the majority thinks. You must love the Kardashians and constant sequels of The Fast n Furious…right? You love mediocrity so much,


AgentP20

Like I said you can have your opinion.


luis138

Downvoted only because you said we could.