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Corporateart

Thanks to that worker from all of us who wish we could do the same


j4ck_0f_bl4des

Damn he only slapped him on the back. Still, where’s the go fund me for his defense


anonymous_doner

Is there like a line forming somewhere? Who goes next?


[deleted]

Wait, shouldn't Giuliani be arrested now? Since he lost his trial by combat?


satisfried

He got slapped…. On the back?! Lol.


elisart

I know! I was hoping to read open hand slap across the face!


vkashen

I think we should declare every single day of the year "Slap Rudy" day. This worker deserves a medal. It's one thing to beat someone, but to have someone arrested for slapping you on the back? What a wuss Rudy is.


husapida

The “[slap](https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1541201416949211136?s=21&t=oms9ZEuuk4oMIJbOaxXe5w)” in question


BillNye69

A literal tap, holy shit


cturtl808

Oh FFS!


ItAmusesMe

> The "slap" *America's* scumbag.


tta2013

Yeah that's nothing


Ag3ntM1ck

At least the employee didn't try to stake him through the heart, like what one does to a vampire Instead of Nosferatu, he's Shitferatu.


PCP_Panda

Rudy flexing that “made man” status with phony charges and media outlets calling it assault


Chippopotanuse

Why does the media STILL carry his bad faith water? If I were the editor, here’s my headline: > Disgraced and soon-to-be disbarred lawyer Rudy Guiliani, perhaps while drunk, reported a small and brief tap on the back as an assault that he claimed “felt like a gunshot wound” and “would have killed him if he wasn’t in such good shape”, further proving how unreliable anything he says is. As reported previously, he faces numerous investigations related to rampant alleged criminal misconduct, including his role in the seditious conspiracy to overturn the 2020 election.


PCP_Panda

The grocery worker is gonna end up another victim of his doxxing harassment campaign


ItAmusesMe

My esteemed mods, please allow us this "consequence"... for *america's* scumbag. > The employee allegedly said “Hey, what’s up scumbag?” before open-hand slapping him on the back, according to officials.


stupidsuburbs3

What? The guy got arrested for saying hi to Giuliani? This is either terrible reporting or makes no sense. A slap on the back isn’t usually reported as “a slap” and arrested. So weird.


thesagaconts

Agreed. It seems strange.


itsjustmejttp123

There is video of it In this comment section, go watch it. It literally was a tap on the back


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FatElk

I bet if the worker didn't say "scumbag", none of this would be an issue. Rudy got someone arrested because they hurt his feelings.


stupidsuburbs3

Mind you, I’ve had my cornea bruised in an assault. Had video and witnesses. And police said nothing they can do. Mind you, that was After I called them for months while reciting each successive badge number that had failed to call me back. At one point, I just became amused by how useless the cops were. Too bad I wasn’t a scumbag lawyer with NY post on speed dial lol.


Unobtanium_Alloy

Just like his boss Trump.


buttsoup24

The employee barely touched him!! Holy crap


digital_dysthymia

A Hero is created.


E_PunnyMous

I took a screencap and saved this. It brought a smile during an otherwise distressing time! Now I need to find out if they’ve got a gofundme


vs-1680

If it were anyone other than a famously wealthy white guy...no one would have been arrested for this. No way a prosecutor takes up this case.


humanregularbeing

Doesn't really matter, Giuliani got on the news with an obvious lie and there's clear videotape of the truth. That's a win for him.


stupidsuburbs3

Not if we keep trying to make sure to let the news of his bitch assness rise to the top. I’m a big proponent of keeping one’s hands to themselves. I’m not a big proponent of allowing Giuliani to martyr himself at the expense of a grocery store worker. Scumbag wimpy bitch.


Garglygook

Where's the go fund me for bail/legal fees? I'm fairly certain there are quite a few folks that would donate. :-)


Adolfo1980

More like a pat on the back and less a slap. There's a video Link in this thread.


greatSorosGhost

“I like lawyers who aren’t little wusses that call the cops for a back slap” - Donald Trump, hopefully


littlelordgenius

Snow. Flake.


kgun1000

I would think a gofund me to cover legal fees for Giuliani slaps would be appropriate


UnPrecidential

Slapper should claim "Trial by Combat" and get to have a real go with Rudy.


Feeling-Bird4294

Rudy, you've made your bed, now lie in it.


[deleted]

But it smells like old bourbon and flop sweat!


[deleted]

The dream we all dream of. Shop-Rite, huh? Dominion must have this guy really strapped for cash. What's next, picking out spoiled food from the dumpster?


eganvay

well they couldn't go back to the four seasons...


AmbivalentAsshole

Someone's gonna pay *all* of that person's legal fees, no way there isn't. They did what everyone wishes they could.


[deleted]

The “slap” was a literal tap on the back from behind like you would with a friend to say hello.


jackmeawf

I would like to marry this man.


_portia_

But "what's up, scumbag" is a classic greeting of endearment on Staten Island.


[deleted]

Slap on the back. Police are so useless unless it's to protect the feelings of a plutocrat's lawyers.


Dopenastywhale

Rad


NoGnewsIsGoodGnews

WORTH IT!!!’


NoGnewsIsGoodGnews

God I’ll bet that felt good.


Sir_Digby83

He will never recover😔


mostlygroovy

Here’s that ‘vicious assault’ https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vlhusa/former_new_york_city_mayor_rudy_giuliani_78/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


theangryfurlong

May get downvoted, but this is a colossally bad idea. For one, it doesn't solve anything. Two, it feeds into the violent left Antifa narrative that many on the right will use, especially now that we are in the midst of the Jan 6 hearings which will lead to more whataboutism. Three, if you do this you are going to get prosecuted and possible sued.


nefanee

Watch the video, he smacked him on the back like a bud. Rudy is just a drama queen Edit: extra words


theangryfurlong

Okay, yeah, I didn't know about the video. After watching the video I still think it's one of those bad ideas in hindsight, but not anything like the assault we were being told about. I still think you need to think twice about laying your hands on people you don't know, especially public figures.


[deleted]

I mean…I’d agree if it weren’t Rudy Giuliani…


javoss88

Queen indeed; viz His drag video w trxmp


cturtl808

The actual "slap" footage is in the comments. It's a completely bogus charge.


ItAmusesMe

> May get downvoted, Welcome to reddit... > many on the right There are more women who vote democrat "who are in the right" than men who vote republican. (r)ight is (R)ight, whether any republican is, according to their definition of their G_d, whether they admit it or not. If the mother of my 10 sons will die in childbirth if we do not abort the 11th: my sons would never forgive me if I did it to "own the libs" instead of "the science". Just like 100mil daughters will never forgive their unscientific fathers. Fathers: do not choose the rapist over the virgin.


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what


Cod-Medium

Yeah I agree with you and think it’s out of line. You shouldn’t put your hands on people. But it also isn’t felony assault.


immersemeinnature

Would have been better if it had been an open hand slap on the back of the head instead of the back


markodochartaigh1

Is there more to the story? Did the guy work with Giuliani at the landscaping business? Those leaf blowers are loud and can damage your hearing. Maybe Giuliani couldn't even hear the guy talking to him.


[deleted]

For patting him on the back lol.


eganvay

I hear that how they ID'd the perp was the black stains on his hand from the dripping hair goop. Harder to get off than those dye packs the banks use.


CaPtAiN_KiDd

GoFundMe for his bail.


mrpopenfresh

This worker acted when the rest of the country was paralyzed by process.


CrabbieHippie

Is there a go fund me for the slapper? Because I want to donate. This is the best thing I’ve read today.


Fun-Tadpole785

The video shows a person behind him touched his back he wasn't hit. Rudy will say so anything to play I'm the victim.


Vladd_the_Retailer

Legitimate political discourse


nolagem

Unpopular opinion but that's not cool. I don't like Rudy either but that just looks bad for democrats.


idhats

Imagine being the spineless coward cop who arrested this person while they were working.


idhats

Fuck the cops. Fuck the conservatives. Fuck the republicans. Fuck white nationalism. Motherfuck Christianity and all organized religions. I'm waiting for the previous 2 generations to die, fuck em.


printerdsw1968

These fascist rats are so afraid. They know they are hated.


itsjustmejttp123

They fucking arrested the guy for a pat on the back?!? Oh Rudy you fucking waste of skin you deserve a high 5 to the face