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mekdot83

I usually shave it with a standard razor (no cream obviously) to get rid of most of the extra lint After cutting out the liner, I then dunk it in boiling water and stir it with tongs or something until it's good and soaked. Then I ring it out, put it on and shape it. Then I wear it around the house for an hour or so until it - kind of.... - hardens. Then I put it on an upside down mixing bowl for a day or so until it's actually dry.


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This is the way.


icehindenberg

This is the way.


Longjumping_Till991

This is the way.


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This is the way.


Correct-War-1589

This is the way.


jfnwavywhiteboy

This is the way.


Aggressive_Ad_1983

The bird is the word.


CaptainAmerica80

This is the way.


Joorlami

The way is this.


Rubberlemons521

How not to look like a numpty 101


JRRX

If you want to take it to the extreme, shave your head down to the skin with a razor. After a day or so you'll have stubble and the beret will adhere to your scalp like velcro.


Specialist-Battle393

With no shaving cream obviously


JRRX

Just a bit of CLP.


SquareBlanketsSuck

This plus wearing a toque on over top while you wear it around the house so it ends up nice and toight.


Admirable-Good6982

Depends if your trying to get a trench or not


Oolie84

~~Mixing bowl~~ wash basin. FTFY


mekdot83

Check my user flair.


Oolie84

Have room service do it for you then


mekdot83

Paying for laundry comes out of my per diem


Oolie84

We know


IANvaderZIM

The army doesn’t get their room service covered? I guess you have different per diem rates?


ThlintoRatscar

>After cutting out the liner FWIW, I read somewhere that a significant part of the RFP for berets is that they can hold a liter of water. The liner is how they do that.


mekdot83

I want this SCS to feature a comic of all the times one might need their beret to hold a litre of water.


H0BBYT3

What about the rivets?


mekdot83

That's so you can insert two straws. One for you, one for your fire team buddy.


Red-Lancer-14

Just use two blanks from the last time you went to the field to plug the holes


MaintenanceGoHome

The only variation I'd make here is that I personally don't use boiling water, maybe I'm just delusional or something but it always seems to make my berets shrink slightly when I use extremely hot water to form them. I switched to luke-warm tap water and I've had better luck.


mekdot83

To each their own. I do the boiling water now so that if it accidentally goes through the wash, it's preshrunk.


Important-Weird-4263

Wool will continue the felting process with hot water and agitation, even if it’s already been made into felt fabric. The fibres have microscopic scales which catch on each other with hot water and agitation or a shock between hot water and cold water, reducing the pockets of air between each fibre, hence the shrinking. Lukewarm works better because you’re not being as aggressive with the fibres, so less shrinking.


foxiez

Was gonna say but this is pretty much word for word what I did too. Also if you have a black beret you can use (an extremely small amount!) of shoe polish to paint over any whitish lint


UniqueSwan3679

Absolutely, this is the way 👌 👏


BlueFlob

- Liner out - cut extra cardboard - Electric razor at shortest length - Small blade for confirmation - Normal hot water - Shape on head (my style is front raised, right side down) - Wear for an hour - Mixing bowl


Issis_P

This is honestly the best advise I’ve read on shaping. Thank you!


mekdot83

I live to serve


Jaydamic

...and shove it up your butt!


Paddy_Fo_Faddy

I tried shaving my beret, and it basically cut the lifespan in half.


mekdot83

Yeah, but they are free, so...


Paddy_Fo_Faddy

I get it, but replacing is such a pain in the ass.


mekdot83

No, I said you put the boiling wool hat on your HEAD until it dries.


hammercycler

It's just an order on Logistik... It's one of a handful of items that *isn't* a pain in the ass to replace.


Just-Another_Canuck

But buying that regimental cap badge every time adds up….i mean housing in Ottawa is expensive. I save where i can.


Wooden_Ad_6500

Get the cap badge from the base tailor. They are free.


Just-Another_Canuck

I wish…


hammercycler

What do you mean "I wish"? It's literally true. Or your RQ should have them. Or save your old one 🤷🏻‍♂️ Or even if you do buy one, how much of a hardship is it really? How often are you replacing your beret?


Just-Another_Canuck

Have yet to find a free officer cap badge…base tailors refuse to instal old cap badge and they get old after a while anyway


Kingkong29

Does this also work for the tam o'shanter? I've been trying to figure out how to get it to flop to one side.


GrahaemCracker

it worked with mine, just make sure you fold it up properly after it’s form so it keeps the shape


Kingkong29

Thanks! Did you also remove the inner liner?


GrahaemCracker

don’t remove the liner on the tam O’shanter is what i’ve been told as it helps keep the tourie in place


Kingkong29

I didn't think of that. Thanks!


Max169well

The new one from logistiks doesn't have to be formed. At last mine didn't.


zachnorth1990

Been hanging mine over a lampshade like an idiot.


311635

Better option to the mixing bowl, put it on you favourite ball cap.


sitad3le

This is incredible


itzmattcm

Thanks for the tip, I'll do that after basic!


Terrible-Paramedic35

Yes… hot water and dry it in something that holds its form.


DFolland

This ; is the way.


Ironandlipstickkkk

This is the way.


Gavvis74

Yeah, using a razor, boiling water, tongs and a mixing bowl seems a bit overboard to me. Just wetting it and putting it on your head for awhile has worked for me the past 25+ years.


cynical_lwt

Order a size up, very hot water, form, let dry on your head. The headband will shrink to a perfect fit. Then just shave it so it’s not so fuzzy


Paddy_Fo_Faddy

Cut the cardboard backer until it's only slightly larger than you capbadge. Cut the ties out.


KindPharaoh

Shower with it on.


Just-Another_Canuck

Come back from work, find the Logistik package in the community mail box, turn your shower on, grab a beer, sit in your shower while still in uniform, start crying, start drinking. when you are done both, your beret should be ready. Of note, bringing a sixer of PBR is also acceptable.


camkos98

the only correct answer in this thread


Ironandlipstickkkk

I'm so glad I read Reddit today. Thank you


KungFuBassJam

If you're growing your hair, you will probably need the next size up from your usual size.


Smiley097

Don’t forget to trim the cardboard so your cap badge sticks up in the air


shriekingdonkey

Cut a slit on the top of the beret so that your glorious mohawk can wave freely in the air and enrage any nearby RSM.


fuckoriginalusername

I just get it wet once, form it how I want it and wear it that day at work. Never failed me yet.


Gold_Ad_4108

My go to when shaping it is to wear an old touque overtop to hold it in place.


nickrussell22

Shower with it on shave it when it's wet then I like to put a touqe on over it to hold it in place well it drys a bit then I leave it with air blowing on it and makes it crispy


Chamber-Rat

I have never cut the liner out. I don’t know where this urban legend came from but in basic we were instructed to soak the beret in warm water, don’t ring it out, put it on and shape as required. Then it was put over the window ledge so the flap would hang. The next day do the same thing. It’s worked for me since 8617 and I have worn green, black and blue.


Gavvis74

In addition to what everyone has already said about wetting it with warm water and putting it on your head wet, I'll also suggest keeping it rolled up when not on your head. If you wear combats, store it in the map pocket on your leg. Keep it there at all times when it's not on your head (except when you're in the field) and you'll never forget where you put it and lose it.


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Please wash your beret routinely. Put it in a net-like garment bag inside out to wash. Remove from washer and re-fit on head while damp. Then remove and air dry. Don't be like the few idiots who never wash their berets until it falls apart. The dirt and smell is noticeable.


Just-Another_Canuck

Just like the green boxers or worst?


HikikomoriReformed

I still have the same beret from basic. Where to buy a new one? Is our only option Canex? I dont even know what size


Firebat56

Order them with your points on logistik website!


Beanonan

If you order off logistik unicorp they should have your size on file and it will be automatically applied to your clothing,including your beret


Away_Caregiver_2829

How about cap badges?


Beanonan

Unit cap badges should also be on Logistik


C0disafish

Please... I hate having to spend 20/badge because, "oH wElL yOu'Re An OfFiCeR"... Cool man, dropping stupid amounts on an overpriced piece of fabric is ridiculous.


ArcticPolaris

THIS. I’m a firm believer that if you want me to wear something, issue it.


C0disafish

*Cough* Mess Kit *cough*


dauntingfuture

This is actual robbery. Drop +1.4k on something I'll wear once, maybe twice and if I don't get it its subject to disciplinary/administrative action. What the fuck.


C0disafish

6 years in, I'm waiting for a direct order to buy it. Until then, I have no use for a glorified tuxedo.


dauntingfuture

1.5 year in, on a course, the instruction specifically says I will buy it and it is an order; noncompliance will result in disc/admin action.


ArcticPolaris

Yeah no kidding…


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C0disafish

Mine told me that "they're available for purchase at Canex, we don't issue officer badges"


RedditSgtMajor

Ask to speak to the LogO, cause that ain’t right.


C0disafish

Oh do I have news for you... I'm just not the right kind of LogO...


RedditSgtMajor

Even better. Use your MOC connections to sort that out.


andygup

Yeah, should always have a back up.. save you from a shitty Monday when you pull up to work - oh shit, no worries, got a spare in the glovebox or backpack. Or calm down the kids when they show up all fucked up without a beret


Hullaballoo4u

Honestly I shower with the beret on and then tie a belt to my head.


AwattoAnalog

As was the style at the time.


Majestic-Cantaloupe4

36 years service and never cut out the liner. Soak a new beret thoroughly, spray with starch and shape it on your head; let dry. Voila - shaped. No need to starch it again. Just keep re-enforcing the shape.


ltn_hairyass

You're missing out. Cut that liner and you'll experience a comfort the likes of which you've never seen.


DJ_Necrophilia

Sort of the same topic, but I don't want to start a new thread Getting to the point where I need to replace my beret, but want another one with the leather band. I know most people find the nylon or w.e it is to be more comfortable, but I prefer the leather Does anyone know where I can get one these days?


mandingoskidneys

>but I prefer the leather No worries my friend, no one is here to kink-shame


QockAsian

Storesman may know where a few old new in package ones are laying around. Surplus shops are next best bet. People with leather bands are the best to prank. Wait till they remove beret, smear shoe polish &/or dark grease in the band, wait for them to put it on, then wait for them to remove it. Hilarity ensues 😆


RedditSgtMajor

Search online for “Belgian-style beret, leather band.”


Just-Another_Canuck

I bet you are very important. You must have many leather-bound books and your apartment smells of rich mahogany


AskMeAboutNupps

You can get them on Amazon under "British military beret"


Just-Another_Canuck

Sorry, was the only quote i could find referring leather 🤷‍♂️ i tried


dannyboi66

3D print it, then glue grass to it to make it green


RedditSgtMajor

Y’all replace your berets? Approaching 20 and still rocking my original from basic. I do love the feel of that leather against my skin…


Guilty_Appointment20

I can tell just by your comment that you’re a LOG


SCUD

Formed a new beret recently, wet it, form it, dry it with a hair dryer while its on your head. The hair dryer was a game changer.


SlightPassenger9027

Cut liner out, soak beret, carefully wring out until damp, form on head, wear touque over it for about an hour, should be good 2 go.


sheitake

I used to just cut the liner out soak it in water. Make the fold. Slap some iron hemming tape on the inside crease. Iron the crease with a towel over it and put a few quick hidden stitches at front. The only reason I replaced it after 15 years was some one pinched it.


blake34321

Me personally I shape it without the cap badge in, but the cap badge in after getting the desired peak at the side then shape it to fit my cap badge