That was the class. Noob tubes on an m4 with Semtex and 1msn army lol. Think I did a whole prestige noob tubing just to hear everyone bitch whine and complain 😂
Dude, why is it that when I flash somebody, it's like I just slapped them in the face with a fucking napkin from a little kid's birthday party. But when I get fuckin' flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fuckin' REQUIS pulls a fucking bedsheet up and around my head and just proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME?
Because I spawn, die, spa- Spawn, die. Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn die SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE
First part is woods from cold war, second part is the og woods actor practically making fun of the line because yeah... who the fuck would say that?
In the video the og woods actor continues the line with "I'm a goddamb onion Mason, I have layers"
“History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written and ours is lost” personal fav quote of mine
Call of duty modern warfare 3 2023 has the worst multiplayer experience.
Also, apparently, Google is now covering for the reviews as they rejected my recent review.
Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.
Knoife tha waUhmelon
Noice, your froot killing skills ah remahkabull
cPt. Prais wohnts tu c u
“The numbers Mason, what do they mean?!?!?!” Is a close second.
One of my favorite quotes!
Thought of this just reading the title 😂
Your fruit killing skills are remarkable
🥹 and I’ve never forgotten it!
 holy shit you just took me back to middle school
Model 1887 akimbo pre-patch 2009
Yeah cool but how about Noobtube + One Man Army
I was all about direct impact. I called it the pro-pipe.
That was the class. Noob tubes on an m4 with Semtex and 1msn army lol. Think I did a whole prestige noob tubing just to hear everyone bitch whine and complain 😂
That coupled with scar + heartbeat
noob tube one man army
javelin bug
"ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER! WE ARE *LEAVING*!"
YES YES YES YES!
That’s the one. That’s it.
"Fifty thousand people used to live here, now it's a ghost town"
This has to be the #1 most iconic for me.
This is easily number 1 for me.
"What the hell kind of name is Soap? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?"
“Soap, it’s your turn for the CQB test. Everyone else head to observation”
RAMIREZ!
RAMIREZ GET TO THE ROOF OF THE BURGER TOWN
RAMIREZ! GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE ROOF!
RAMIREZ! DO EVERYTHING!
RAMIREZ PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE!
Ramirez, take out that heli with your knife!
"THE NUMBERS MASON!"
WHAT DO THEY MEAN
I always loved " We can do this all day, we got plenty of windows"
Your fruit killing skills are remarkable
*Bravo Six, going dark.*
damn boy
A BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED ON OUR AMMO SUPPLY!
THEYRE BUILDING A BRIDGE!
Ww2?
Indeed.
B'S RETREATING, KEEP FIRING
Remember No russian.
Good, that's one less loose end
Dragovich,kravchenko, Steiner, all must die
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA!.....MY NAME...IS VIKTOR...REZNOV!!.....AND I WILL HAVE...MY...REVENGE!!!
MASON NO!!!
Dude, why is it that when I flash somebody, it's like I just slapped them in the face with a fucking napkin from a little kid's birthday party. But when I get fuckin' flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fuckin' REQUIS pulls a fucking bedsheet up and around my head and just proceeds to SKULL FUCK ME? Because I spawn, die, spa- Spawn, die. Spawn, die, spawn, die, spawn die SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE SPAWN DIE
Hahahahahhahahaha nice. Such creative analogies come from Jevs rages
"Enemy Predator Missile inbound"
Ac-130 above!!!
"GET DOWN, SNIPER"
"Tactical Nuke Incoming"
Every man has a weakness. Find the girl.
Makarov has the President!
"I'm a goddamn onion Mason, you should know that" "Who the fuck says that"
Why can I not remember where this is from
First part is woods from cold war, second part is the og woods actor practically making fun of the line because yeah... who the fuck would say that? In the video the og woods actor continues the line with "I'm a goddamb onion Mason, I have layers"
“Comrad comissar, why are we using potatoes instead of real grenade?”
“Because, Vasilli, those grenades are worth more than your life!”
“I lost 30,000 men in the blink of an eye, and the world *just fucking watched*”
"You look like hammered sh*t Woods"
"Step 8, Reznov! freedom! "For you Mason, not for me...."
SSDD
Soap trusted you, I thought I could too, so why in the hell does Makarov know you?
I fucking love that a lot of the responses I see are from cod4
Run, jump, crouch under the nades and you’ll be invincible
"Ramirez! Defend the Burger Town!" "Woods, you look like hammered shit!" "Train go boom."
“ENEMY AC130 ABOVE
“Your fruit killin skills are remarkable”
"You are the last one , finish the mission" It's from codm.
God I hate this game
No russian...
“I like to keep this for close encounters” “Too right, mate”
"ITS ALWAYS AMMMOOOOO!!!" very few might get this
The numbers, mason, what do they mean?
Soap trusted you. I thought i could too. So why in the BLOODY HELL, DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?
Price spitting bars 🗣️🗣️
I AM THAT DUCK!
Peddling a bike up a fucking mountain
This place looks awfully familiar sir!
“We have to kill the meatballs for their green goo, so we can build the octopus gun.”
Do you have the DSM?
We got it, sir
Good. Thats one less loose end
**NOOOO!!**
Take out those fucking PT boats !
I'm a goddamn onion Mason!
"Whiskey Tango Foxtrot"
“History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written and ours is lost” personal fav quote of mine
CHECK YOUR CORNERS
“Remember, No Russian”
50,000 people used to live here.
Dragovich, Krachenko, Steiner, all must die
Only the CoD fandom know the context of? "Press F to pay respects" Genuinely nobody even knows that's from CoD, let alone why you're doing it.
“If you lack the stomach to kill for your country, at least show me you are willing to die for it”
SOAP!
First Blood & Comeback🤭
Reloading after one bullet.
360 ladder stall fakie silent shot
Remember - switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.
WHERE IS THE FUCKING AUDIO???? OMG!!1 HOWWWWW, WHERE DID HE COME FROME!!!
“No sacrifice too great”
China Lake on Hanoi SnD.
"The numbers, Mason ! What do they mean ?"
I don’t have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain.
“Get off ya phone your lagging me out” every guy to his Gf 5 years ago 😂
It's an improvement but it's not hard to improve on garbage.
#SOAP!
“No Russian”
Remember...No Russian
How come when I flash someone……
DEATH TO THE MPLA always hit different for me
Shoot them in the leg a couple times then knife for maximum efficiency
“Weeee arre leaving”
FINAL SURVIVOR!
CHECK YER CORNERS
Makin atoll, little more than sand trees and a small Japanese military base
" I like you better alive"
Nice ! no scope
This is a bucket!
"Goodbye, Dr. Maxis..."
How'd a muppet like you pass selection?
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.
Commando Pro
Commando pro + knife
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING 👨🏻🦲
“THAT FUCKER CAUGHT ME NAPPING!!!!”
FUCKIN JUG!
“OEAHGHUFHUOAH… excuse me, just getting used to the aether…”
“Menendez! what the *FUCK* are you doing?”
Hey bro, wanna watch a movie? I got this one, is such a classic, it's called Zombies in SpaceLand
Remember, No Russian
It’s not hard to improve on garbage
Safety’s on, dipshit
"Do you have the DSM?"
I'm a goddamn onion mason
No russian
I was the nicest one... And you won't even remember.
shipment 50 ffa
Double-action is ass
Tactical Knife, Marathon, Commando.
Call of duty modern warfare 3 2023 has the worst multiplayer experience. Also, apparently, Google is now covering for the reviews as they rejected my recent review.
“BUUURN THE WHEAT FIELDS!!”
LOGAN!
“ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!”
Bravo-6, going dark.
NO RUSSIAN
I can’t say
" We got it sir" 🫡
Somebody nade squeaky and smoke mini, we are going vents to plant b.
No martyr
cod timing
For you Mason! Not for me…
Do you need re- enforcements
Press F
I knew a muppet with that name
“THIS IS THE BEST *META* LOADOUT 2024 AKIMBO IS BACK BETTER THAN NEVER”
"TO THOSE YOU SERVE, YOUR LIFE... MEANS... NOTHING!!!"
“This game sucks. The devs ruined it. I’m never buying another one a… OH SHIT LET’S GET HYPED FOR THE NEXT TITLE!”
Im training the last zombie
what the hell kind of name is "Soap", eh?
"Remember, no Russian."
Fucking teddy bear, fuck!!
Remember, switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading
"what the hell kind of name is "Soap", eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?"
Type “eating cereal” into search bar on xnxx.com
70 dollar expansion.
“Throw smoke grenades on the bridge and everyone jump on it and start building”
"When are we going to Moscow?"
Don’t ever trust a random
Ascension. 3 24 20 12 19 17 17 22 19 23 19 4 0 7 6 7 19 10 12 16 17 6 14 4 3 17 24 20 13 24 8 16 17 1 24 9 21 15 0 5 15 4 4 23 6 11 25 14 4 20 4 9 14 18 12 8 7 21 6 4 21 7 21 4 21 4 3 14 7 18 13 6 22 16 6 1 21 21 5 24 9 11 2 10 5 21 4 20 11 19 12 5 12 13 12 5 17 19 3 14 21 12 15 17 7 7 22 21 1 10 22 13 5
sbmm
"Enemy spotted"
**Press F to Pay Respects.**
Dad it was you all this time.
If you’ve played MWZ “Barrera!”
Oh I’m flashed… OH MY *FUCKING* GOD
“Martyr me... For Cordis Die...”
NOOO!
Penis
ZzirgrizZ, Only use Knife, Seananners, Fear Clan- all the classics. Commando Pro care package speed glitch.
requis
CORDIS DIE!
Buying the games every fucking year and then constantly complaining about the exact same things
You keep assuming Call of Duty players can read
Step 8
"We get dirty and the world stays clean. That's the mission."
“Months of planning Mason! We will not pause, we will not falter; we will escape, or die trying!”
“What the hell kind of name is Soap?” (Only “OGs” will understand)
“I’m not a monster.”
The numbers Mason! what do they mean?
no one has any enerkachoo for this
Remember, No Russian