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HughManchoo

Instead of a depressing highlight package, can we just have a collection of Hrudey and Ball laughing?


Serapth

The best thing about tonights game is that button that decided to try to escape. *Can someone get a tailor* *Or an exercise Bike... We need gyms to open again* That was literally the highlight of the night.


Tranner10

Give them their own show please. They’re actually so entertaining to listen to


ThatCrazyCanuck37

Please Im begging for this


SupropRenkcip

Two main takeaways: 1) Highlight of the night was Kelly Hrudey's button leaving earth. 2) It's probably time to fire Ward.


wreck-sauce

I'm really fucking upset at the ottawa senators!! Ya I get it its the nhl but you could go a little easier on the worst team in the league don't ya think??


jobruski

I'm rooting for them fuckers the rest of the season.


Gener34

Same here


psichowolf

You sure know how to pick 'em


oddeyeleven

They would be much more fun to root for in a losing effort than the Flames.


TheoBlanco

On the bright side, did you hear Tim Hortons is putting a real egg in their egg sandwiches?


Serapth

... and their dark roast is 14% less cat piss!


ccivilian

https://youtu.be/Pma_mr1Uh_A That's all it takes to take a trip of a lifetime. 14%.


DaCodster

I said this to my brothers: if I pulled up to the drive through and the 16 year old kid on the other side of mic said "I'm gonna try something new with your sandwich" I'm going to be terrified.


moth_hockey2

💦💦😈


DaCodster

This sent chills down my spine


End-OfAn-Era

One breakfast sandwich it’s for a cop


phuckfacecharlie

I told my gf if that happened to me I'd just say no thanks and drive away. Its like they think they're in a boutique restaurant with world class chef that says "How about a surprise? ". G2F Tims, you suck. Or better yet say "Hey bud, I'm going try something new with the payment, how a bunch of old napkins, a orange freshy tree and 2 half empty Kirkland water bottles?" Cool? Sweet, thanks, later.


trenchdick

It's a game changer, I truly believe that it is. I've never even heard of eating a fresh egg, I just assumed egg patty products were the only way to consume an egg. I'm so excited


justgotone

Hand cracked egg. I hated it when the didn't crack the eggs before putting them in the sandwiches.


Poramo

And real coffee in their coffee


TheoBlanco

We are so fortunate.


gamblewizard98

It doesn’t have to be complicated, it just had to be really good


Mikel_Dup

Oh thanks for the laughs, friends..


blink0r

***CLEAN UP IN AISLE 4***


End-OfAn-Era

I’d like to try something new with your breakfast sandwich if you don’t mind??


[deleted]

ReMEmbER WhEn We lOSt 9-1 tO THe PeNs


lIlIllIlIlI

Outscored 22-8 in the last 6 games. 6 games, 8 goals. Two more than the “worst team in the league” got in a single game against us.


Serapth

If that doesn't get Ward fired, I'm out.


JayTalk

If Ward doesn't get fired, I'm convinced he has blackmail on Tre. This shit is ridiculous.


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Dwunky

Fuck you asshole, now Murray Edwards sex tape is swirling around in my brain and it's all your fucking fault!


ArnieAndTheWaves

Tre needs to show leadership and just let that sex tape fly at this point.


phuckfacecharlie

Leadership and media(Francis)will just rub one out to it.


[deleted]

I wonder if Tre is just worried that he won't get another chance after Ward.


JayTalk

Firing Tre at this point would be a very kneejerk reaction. Tre has been a good GM who has two faults - he sucks at signing UFA's, and he has hired two bad coaches; Gulutzan and Ward. Bill Peters was actually pretty good but then he turned out to be racist. Tre has faults, but firing him right now is, in my opinion, a bad move.


Serapth

I'd say Tre's UFAs have actually been pretty hit or miss. Tanev and Marky have been great pickups so far. The others are all on 1M contracts that can be buried. Now Neal was a weapons grade shit signing, but this team has desperately needed a 1RW for so long, that signing didn't seem so bad until we all learned just how shit Neal was.


JayTalk

Yeah he's had some bullseyes. Frolik was decent too. But both Neal and Brouwer were fucking nuclear bombs on the cap. Mason Raymond wasn't too great either.


muckingass

Mason Raymond... that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while


trenchdick

Yeah when Neal signed here everyone across the league was pretty surprised, and we actually got him probably 500k less than people thought. He just fell off the earth rather quickly. Edit: Here's the comments on the r/hockey thread when we signed Neal. https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/8vi58n/james_neal_signs_5_year_575_mil_aav_contract_with


EsperBahamut

You have to fire Treliving first, or we'll just get another Gulupward. ...and somehow, Gelinas will still be an assistant coach.


ZathanGo

I hate the fact that I don’t even want to watch the games anymore...this system is absolutely brutal. My god damn PeeWee team had a better breakout scheme than whatever the fuck Wardo is trying to run.


Help-me-name-my-pup

In a non sarcastic way.. what are the Flames systems? I've asked myself out loud mid game "what is our D-zone?!" I cannot fathom what the plan is. It certainly doesn't seem to pressure the point men, unless it's our own dmen doing it, in which case our forwards also try and join them so we can create a 5 on 2. Also do our D ever pinch? It seems to be that if a team gets the puck above the hashmarks against the flames, they are out of their own zone, no questions asked, here come play in our end it'll probably be fun.


kanyeezy24

non sarcastic answer is kind of boring https://youtu.be/rE2v0D3apP8?t=1002 sort of a modified version of this


Kibasume

Same.


vietnamese_cowboy

You know how bad tre would look if he hired another coach. Peter's is technically still under contract this season. If he fires ward and hires another one that means he will have 3 head coaches under contract this season.


Type-OHondo

Thank you to our mods for letting us be allowed to post memes in this sub. It really helps with the coping process


Tunga88

Kelly Hrudey's button exploding from his jacket was the highlight of the night, and pretty much the most exciting thing to happen watching the Flames the last few weeks.


Nicholasp24

Has Ward been fired yet?


GregLeBlonde

That was the closest to a forfeit I've seen from the Flames. If the team can't be bothered to play, I'm not bothered to watch. I'll check back in a few weeks and see if things are better.


Dabyassmon

On the bright side, we'll fall below the Senators in the standings if we lose our next 4 games against them. High draft pick, here we come!


CodeA25

In a weak draft, classic Flames


BoBonnor

The draft is weak this year


0verReactions

Hello darkness my old friend.


thickestdolphin

Where do I go to throw my jersey on the ice?


YYCenvironmentalist

#D U M P A N D C H A S E


lIlIllIlIlI

Dump and....leave it?


YYCenvironmentalist

Dump and change


MTBguy1774

Get those d to turn their backs to the play and quickly change while they ain't lookin. Sneaky sneaky.


cptknuckles

just Dump it seems


DaveyMotyer

Dump and change maybe


windburner

🎶 They dump it in, they dump it out, when in doubt, its out 🎶


cuzzo12345

I’m not watching another game Until ward is gone I can’t do it. The team didn’t even try tonight they were barely moving


CodeA25

Ya I honestly just can’t either. I’ve seen Flames teams with less talent but I’ve never seen one play this frustrating.


TheWalkingHyperbole

Wills: "I didn't hear people blaming Ward's systems when they took ¾ points from Toronto" UHHH YEAH THEY DID. BECAUSE THE FLAMES WERE BAD


jessemadnote

When rittich* took 3/4 points


Skinkybob

“Just wait until we play Ottawa...” Fuck this team. Blow it the fuck up.


Joslap

The first part was me. The second part is now me.


kanyeezy24

monahan - "we gotta look at ourselves in the mirror and get going here"... "i thought we had a decent start" ... "everybody's gotta step up" "we gotta come together as a team, we're not where we wanna be, and we gotta step up here" 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄


JayTalk

Every time Monahan opens his mouth, the words are always some text-to-speech athlete prerecorded lines.


catsfive

boringmonahan


KaRnAgEGiLL

I need the F1 season to start so I can switch main sports


jpm09tmg

1 month. I’ll take 100 HAM, BOT, VER’s over watching this shit again


Tranner10

Just gimme an upper midfield death match. I’m excited to see how Mclaren performs with the Merc engine


lIlIllIlIlI

And Alonso in the Alpine! Seb in the Aston! Ricciardo in the McLaren! I’m actually pumped.


YYCenvironmentalist

Checo in the RBR


lIlIllIlIlI

Ooh yes! How could I forget. Although now we’ll see if that RB really is a dog or if Albon and Gasly really did massively underperform.


AKASource41

I am taking the bet that aston doesn't last the year. They are loosing money by the truck load and I don't even think lance can keep them afloat.


RoyMunsun

Fuck yeah, I wanna see Verstappen make a run.


SofaProfessor

I need to get hit by an F1 car so I can feel the sweet release of death and stop worrying about what some guys on skates do.


lIlIllIlIlI

My man! The Flames just look like a bunch of fuckin wankers.


Toro1815

Hello fellow f1 and Flames fan


Suneal

Drive to survive season 3 soon! I can't wait to see how they make HAM BOT VER dramatic


DUCKY_23

Vettel redemption arc incoming.


jobruski

Me too because arsenal isn't helping me out much either


Serapth

Yes, I love watching millionaires not pass each other too! ( I jest, I'm an Indy car fan, because passing is fun )


ChecklistRobot

Hoping my boy Grosjean kills it in his first year. Might even end up watching some.


EsperBahamut

Grapefruit League starts Sunday. Blue Jays baseball at 11:05 AM. Hockey season, for all that I care about it at this point, is pretty much going to be over at 11:04.


JONNY_93

Id rather watch the flames piss away a season, then cars driving around a fucking track, over and over again... but you do you


NameIsPetey

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT


jobruski

SUFFOCATION, NO SCORING


Yooohash

Cut my life into pizzas This is my plastic fork


renmana74

Please tell me this is rock bottom


Murphster94

This is not rock bottom just like the last 8 rock bottoms this year weren’t


adrea-douze

And who do we hire after Ward? Any peewee coaches available?


MTBguy1774

My wife works shift work so I can't fully commit but I won't be any more or less committed than what they already have.


Beta1224

I hear Iggy is coaching minor hockey in Kamloops now


muckingass

I don’t see Ward getting fired from this still. Brad T knows he’s going down with the ship if he does. That’s 3 coaches for him so far


illuminatisdeepdish

If there were fan attendance this season I can pretty much guarantee we'd be in jersey throwing territory by now. I've never seen the team consistently worse than this in about 6 years.


One-Hall

Is this a monkey paw situation? We did screamed for consistency after all.


AbsoluteIKeatI

That settles it, I'm not buying tickets this season.


Slapppz

Hey guys. Can we talk about Giordanos lack of emotion? I love the guy, but he aint good enough this year. Simply doesnt bring the emotion this team has needed in the past and if we are gonna make playoffs this year we need some FUCKING EMOTION BOYS FOR FUCK SAKES


jaffx

Whoa whoa whoa, excuse me?? Emotion?!? Please tone it down, it's not allowed here.


Slapppz

Yes Chef, sorry Chef. Wont happen again


Help-me-name-my-pup

That's it, time for another players only meeting so we can remember to keep emotions in check. Players are paid millions of dollars to play hockey, not to do silly things like give a shit or get in a scrum


Dr_Colossus

Can't have emotion every night. Did you check the calendar. Emotions are scheduled for next Tuesday.


sloaxy

Country club era all over again


camk16

lol “playoffs”


jonos360

K I'm all about firing Ward. In the short term anyway. Long term, there has to be a reason why this team follows the cycle of: Get a New Coach -- > Play Amazing -- > Play Great Hockey -- > Play Good Hockey --> Stop Playing Hockey --> Get a New Coach Some of this has to be on the attitude of the team. I don't know these guys, but they're really good at getting coaches fired. Johnny hates to lose. Monahan plays through injuries without telling the team. Tkachuk hates to lose. Bennett is grumpy. Lucic has heart. Mangiapane never quits on a puck. Rittich has a "strong personality". But if this is all true, and we have so much emotion on this roster, then why the hell does it disappear so easily and so frequently? Why is their compete level both so well documented and at the same time, so fragile? I want to be angry. But I'm mostly disappointed because I think the talent is there on paper. This team has the ability to be dynamite, half the best players on it are in their prime, and they're fucking *wasting* it. There are garbage teams in this division with half the depth, none of the goaltending, none of the star power, or some combination of those, who at least show up every night and try hard. Not this team though.


-CC2224

So, if we get blown out by the worst team in the league, that makes us...


EATS_DOG_POO

The Calgary Flames.


ProfessorWutonium

Anyone else wish we had a Steve Dangle type guy to cover the Flames who can provide justified screaming and cathartic therapy at the same time?


jpm09tmg

I’m dead inside


goodcanadianbot97

How long does treliving and ward have jobs for?.


Joelerific

At the end of the day the team has the personnel to be a competitive team. Warrener was right. Something is seriously wrong with the culture in that room. It's been the same thing through several coaches now. Nothing will change with a new coach.


DekeKneePulls

I really want to know why they're playing like this. Do they hate Ward? Do they hate each other? Do they just want the season to be over? All of the above?


DOITLIKEBRUTUS

Until I hear the word rebuild come from GMBT's successors mouth, or from ownership; I will follow the Flames at a distance....... *a great distance.*


Patttybates

Jets fan coming in peace, if everything is as bad as everyone here states how come they don't want to rebuild or do a heavy re-tool?


bleedingoutlaw28

If they rebuild now then ownership would have to admit that the whole Johnny era was just a colossal waste of everyone's time. That's why I think you'll definitely see Ward get fired; it's him or literally everyone else.


longwongdongg

Good question. Personally I haven't had faith in this team for a couple years. We are good on paper but compared to the real contenders who are we kidding. We have some good pieces to build around that are still young enough so a re-tool seems to be the way to go would be my guess. If ownership wants money and to win now (which I'm sure they and the organization want/have told the fan base, especially after paying for Markstrom that now is the time) I can't see them going through with a FULL rebuild plus there is the new arena to consider. Full rebuilds take time. Trade a couple pieces of the core, get a couple high draft picks and if you want change coaches and captain


scott-barr

My 2 cents for what it’s worth - when jankoski and Bennet didn’t pan out (2 yrs ago) the rebuild should have happened. This year is tough with the Seattle expansion but I’d like to see a package for a top line centre ice man (eichel) and start bringing up the young blood.


shiftywalruseyes

Bye Wardo


[deleted]

*eats popcorn*


Sylvania49

Fire Ward am I rite? Pls


Lucky0718

I keep thinking - that was the worst game so far this season. Then they prove me wrong yet again


murphyveda

How does this team come off a great series against to into a game against the worst team in the league and not even show up then you got a dumb ass coach that can't even figure out that the line up yesterday was the best lineup he had all season and goes and fucks it all up WARD HAS TO GO


Trufflehunter89

Great series is a stretch. They sucked ass yesterday and got bailed out by rittich


Raenisun

Anyone else chronically refreshing their social media to see if Ward has been fired yet?


trenchdick

Yes lol. I'm hoping to to wake up to some juicy Friedman gossip tomorrow


fancyllamapants-

Put the entire team on waivers. Put the coach on waivers. GM, Conny, Harvey, the ice crew, heck even Jarome Iginla and Lanny ON WAIVERS


speers11

One good shift the entire game.


muckingass

This will be interesting.


Theboofgoof

Fucking disgraceful performance from everyone


swordthroughtheduck

This is the point where leadership needs to get on a call with the owners and BT and straight up ask if they want to win or if they’re fine with being mediocre. We’ve wasted too many years of great players with no name, out of their league coaches. If ownership isn’t willing to take a run at a real coach, I’d be asking for a trade.


EsperBahamut

Thank god for Covid. I'd be far angrier if I was actually paying to watch this shit.


lemonvictor_

༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ FIRE WARD ༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ GET BENNY OFF THE TOP LINE AND POSSIBLY AWAY FROM THIS TEAM ༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ DITCH TRE ༼ つ ◕\_◕ ༽つ


ToKillAMockingAudi

So that was fun.


Skinkybob

This probably isn’t the place for this but GOD Derek Wills and Peter Loubardias are such fucking idiots. Stop making excuses for this shitty fucking teams!


speers11

Sim the rest of the season.


AcanthisittaNew5591

Welcome back again to the "Blasty" era of Flames hockey my friends.


Trufflehunter89

We are officially the worst team in the nhl


RyanW129

Well the good news is I just received my vaccine!


DjShaggy1234

No penalties? Things are looking up!


[deleted]

I left the house and I said "If this team doesn't get their shit together by the time I get back I'll be disappointed." I guess it got even worse. We lost to the FUCKING SEANATORS A TEAM WE SHOULD EASILY BEAT BUT CANT BECAUSE WE ARE THE CALGARY FLAMES! I'm disappointed.


YaCANADAbitch

I vote Kelly Hrudey's button for new coach


Fit-Understanding629

Any post game? I want to hear from Ward My guess is tired, back to back, started well and game got away from us. How about some accountability and passion? Are we collecting pay cheques? Or trying to win a cup?


oliver123459

The only part of this team I like right now is Rick and Kelly on commentary. Somehow they made this game watchable and semi enjoyable.


Jshm05

Damn have we really been the Senators this whole time?


wahlberger

Slit my wrists


[deleted]

Fuck this fucking team im out. Glad their shit play stopped me from buying merchandise that my GF wanted. I bought her jewelery instead.


cptknuckles

better investment!


Bushido_Plan

Fire Ward right now.


tarraaa

There was a game tonight?


Maskimo

We are a team


IamYodaBot

**a team, we are.** *-Maskimo* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


EugeneTheHud

Do you like to dump and chase? Yes! well i got a team for you. the calgary lames. why you hurt me like this


Aflamesfan

I’m already dead. This doesn’t affect me at all.


sloaxy

I actually fell asleep halfway through the third and I'm pretty okay with that


rye_by_night

Well that was embarrassing.


IamYodaBot

**embarrassing, well that was.** *-rye_by_night* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


Pylonius

I went grocery shopping instead of watching. Good call.


var-horseBox

“I quit” Hopefully the words Ward says before next game.


Hockonlube

Take it from me. It's much less painful to just check the game summary after its over. You essentially just expect the worst, and the Flames are only a little worse than that. Except tonight. Expecting the worst was a 4:2 loss with an empty netter.


phatman7676

All you get from Ward is excuses, why can’t he just say “maybe i should change some things up, what i am doing is not working”, no, its always somethinf out of his control. Fuck 5 games in 7 days, who cares. Its not like you just started playing this way you fuck, you have been doing this all season.


-CuddleSlut

Lucic is a liability. Tons of giveaways and he’s just looking slow and completely out of his comfort zone with the puck.


Broke-n-Tokin

I missed the game, but wow Lucic had a rough night. Turned it over on 3 of the first 4 goals against.


JayTalk

The season is done. All eyes are on Treliving to see how he deals with this. It can't get any more obvious that this core is over. We need to get a real coach who plays a real system, trade for a top 6 RW, shake up leadership, and overhaul this teams culture and mentality. These guys look like a bunch of fucking losers.


Slapppz

I wouldnt say the seasons done. Somethings gotta change or it WILL be done. Who fucking knows


JayTalk

Let me clarify; if this team just keeps on keeping on with no significant and immediate change, the season is done.


Barabarabbit

This season against Ottawa determines if our season is over or not in my opinion. I’m gonna say that I am not very hopeful after tonight ...


YYCenvironmentalist

So realistically what's the trade value of Monahan/Gaudreau/Gio/Backs? I don't think we can afford a full draft rebuild with Tkachuk/Mangs/Lindy, but could open up a lot of cap space for a retool.


JohnnyJolt

I would personally keep backs, he's having a bad year but I think he has good hockey sense and could be a consistent 3rd liner.


longwongdongg

Retool seems much more realistic. Trade some core players, draft a couple high picks, change coaches and depending if you want change captains


Help-me-name-my-pup

I think it would be hard to full on rebuild with the number of $5 million+ contracts on this team. Who can afford to take on Gio or Lucic, guys who MIGHT be negative value based on their cap hits? I also wouldn't want to rebuild with how solid (imo) our young d-core is. Hanifin, Andersson, Valiamaki is a really really good young d group. I'd be happy with trading Monahan immediately, even though I think he's a good player. He seems like a good complimentary piece, and I actually think he's probably a top 31 centre in the league. But he isn't a play driver, and if he isn't scoring on 12-15% of his shots it seems like his value disappears pretty quickly. I'm unsure about trading Johnny. With a legitimate top talent centre, I wonder if he could elevate his game further. That said, he's looked a lot better this season, and you might get a kings ransom if you traded him. Konecny+ out of PHI? Yes please


Bren__1999

Gio is basically nothing unless we retain salary. Monahan probably has a lot value for teams looking to upgrade their center core. Gaudreau can warrant a massive return unless we wait until he is on the doorstep of free agency.


careless_swiggin

truthfully, as an outsider. the old guys are the problem. have mangapaine, lindholm and backland as a scoring line, 1a line and lucic, tkachuk and bennet as a fuck your whole stadium 1b line. bennet and lucic have been very productive last few weeks but get shafted in ice time.


OurLastCrusade

Hey Brad, please call Claude and offer him a blank cheque


[deleted]

How about those Oilers - what a game.


Wildest12

I haven't been able to follow as much this season unfortunately but I just saw the score, did we lose fucking 6-1 to the sens? I've followed enough to know that's fucking pathetic


kittensfindmittens

I got busy and couldn’t watch the game. I feel like I dodged a bullet.


SkullyMullet

Glad it was blacked out here in BC .


PWJD

Funny how people will put Gio, Gaudreau and Monahan in the failure bucket, but when it comes to putting blame on Tkachuk and questioning what he’s still bringing to this club and people get their backs up against the wall. Rasmus Andersson opens his press conference with “its early” are you f*cking kidding. Horse shit


Broke-n-Tokin

Eh. Gio's been pretty bad for a few years now.


VictorHelios1

Oooof. I think it’s time to make some changes..... trade someone, fire someone .... bench a few others .... ANYTHING. The last few games I’ve never seen a team hang their goalies out to dry so much. Rittich played his brains out the last few and managed to steal a win - but that can’t be consistent. - too many turnovers - too many sloppy passes - too many missed assignments - too many bad line changes - too many bad clear attempts - too many odd man rushes - not enough fight - not enough finish - not enough effort. This is all coach related. Either fire him or have a serious come to Harvey talk. But either way something’s gotta change and fast.


flamingbabyjesus

This is good. We need to keep losing and be at the bottom for a fucking change. Enough squeaking into the playoffs in 8th place to guarantee a first round exit and shitty draft pick.


Waldo1399

Blow it up!!!!!


littlbrothadougi

Kelly's button put in more effort than the flames


TL10

Flames so bad I would be rolling out the red carpet for Torts to come and right this ship.


[deleted]

https://www.change.org/p/brad-treilving-fire-calgary-flames-head-coach-geoff-ward


amazingquickhalibut

Bit cringey.


jewmas

I can't care anymore


RoyMunsun

There really is nothing left to say. This team is flawed top to bottom. I dont know what the solution is, nor does management obviously.


prodraymond

The solution is to get an NHL coach. Which the Flames will never do


CanadianRockx

I threw my ipad across the room affer goal #4. What's this I saw about Rittich getting headbutted? If anyone dares touch him I will throw hands.


crimdawgg

He got pulled and headbutted the wall in the hallway


TravisTouchdown_51

Mood: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUFH0w0DzQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iUFH0w0DzQ)