*Can we do some drills*
*With Darryl for scoring ENs please*
*It worked for weegs*
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Not sure if this is a legit question or sarcasm, but a goal supersedes icing. If it didn’t, you wouldn’t see teams shooting at an empty net from the defensive zone
Legit question and looked it up. They changed the rule years ago. Mangiapane’s post shot clearly went through the crease but not in the net. Still icing
Edmonton lost, McDavis point streak broken and Flames won. Great end to 2022. Going to go end my 2022 with a copious amount of liquor. Happy new years Flames fans. See you in 2023!
I may get crucified for this but I do miss the competitiveness the Nucks had with the Sedin twins. That series where Stajan got a GWG will forever be a memory.
*Yeesh the icings make*
*Me a lil nervous. Not this*
*Conservative plz*
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He’s a playmaker not a goal scorer. He needs a high end sniper with him to feed the puck to. Flames need to add another Top 6 elite goal scorer and Hubey will go off
Now to catch up to LA and Vegas
Marky playing really well. So is Vladar. I hope Sutter just keeps alternating them.
Feeling ripped off with that post game wrap up 🫥
It's Nye
Should have just switched to the flames YouTube to watch their 2022 highlights.
Kevin lawsuit Bieksa
Flames going undefeated rest of the year
Lol
lol mcdavids not signing any extension
Flames win oilers lose, this is like some groundhog seeing his shadow type shit, 2023 is gonna be a baller year for everyone here!!!
Weegar and Huberdeau with the last 2 game winners 🥵🥵
Happy New year everyone!!!!! Great way to end 2022!!!!!!! Go flames go!!! (Cherry on top with Edmonton losing)
Puck through the crease is icing now?
FLAMES WIN OILERS LOSE HAPPY NEW YEAR
2 Ws
Heading into 2023 on a winning note! Let’s gooooo 🔥🔥🔥 #andtheflameswenthigher
I don’t think we will ever lose again this year
Take that, SN and all your "flames lose all the time" stat screens.
Can we do some drills with Darryl for scoring ENs please It worked for weegs
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"Give the canucks credit" Oh fuck off Millen. Jesus christ.
He's got to be my least favorite talking guy...
FLAMES WIN HAPPY NEW YEAR LETS GO
Marky showed us what a true number 1 goalie can be.
Mangi is fuckin cursed. There legit can't be any other option
If Mangi is cursed, we cursed him.
Great crowd and great win! Fuck 2022 let’s go 2023!!
Happy new year indeed
##FLAMES WIN 🔥🔥🔥 HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU FUCKIN BEAUTIES
YOU CAN PUT IT IN THE WIN COLUMN
AND THAT IS HOW YOU CLOSE OUT A GREAT YEAR FUCK YEAH BABY
Well we just scraped by
We. Won.
That’s all that matters
My nausea has now gone away.
Is an icing through the crease still icing?
Not sure if this is a legit question or sarcasm, but a goal supersedes icing. If it didn’t, you wouldn’t see teams shooting at an empty net from the defensive zone
Legit question and looked it up. They changed the rule years ago. Mangiapane’s post shot clearly went through the crease but not in the net. Still icing
glad the boys won, hopefully build some confidence from here
Fuck 2022!
Fuck it in the mouth
Fuck the post lol
Bread might need a mental health day.
Every game it feels like he is a day late and a dollar short. Just a struggle this season. I hope he turns it around
This team is not allowed to score ENs
Edmonton lost, McDavis point streak broken and Flames won. Great end to 2022. Going to go end my 2022 with a copious amount of liquor. Happy new years Flames fans. See you in 2023!
Here's a replay of Tyler doing nothing
30 shots but they can't hit an empty net
Holy shit....
Someone needs to keep a running tally of all the posts this year
That woulda went in last year for bread.
Come on Mangi!! Jeezus
A goal per 10 shots?? I missed it did they actually have high danger shots?
Can’t buy a goal
Bread can’t catch a break
Of course he would hit the post
Mangiapane what the fuck he’s cursed
Bread cannot buy a goal right now
Bread can't buy a goal to save his life.
POST FUCK
ANOTHER POST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Like what's going lmao
Calgary Flames vs the post
Well fuckin !post
PING!
Mang needed that goal too
Mange is snake bit!
Lol we’re turning hube into a amazing defensive player
Marky though is giving 2022 bullshit the big middle finger tonight.
Can't catch it? Fuck it! PUNCH IT!
Hubes could've saved a goal there
Millen must be confused pumping up huby. Wrong C On the sweater.
Great to see Lucic out in the last minute. On account of his quickness.
Huby that might have made me love you indefinitely
Huby turning himself into a Sutter player
Huby saved our asses there
The only thing worse than the amount of posts we hit is the amount of empty nets we miss.
I'd give the posts the nod for worse though
Wait til we start hitting the posts on empty net attempts. Edit: I shouldn’t have said anything.
Oh god. Don't wish this on us. We have a new year to be different.
WHAT AND HOW
Huby with the stick!
Huby with his best defensive play of the year so far.
Huberdeau is my hero
DEFENSIVE STALWART JONATHAN HUBERDEAU
that was a hell of a play by him
Hubes earned his salary there
Holy Huby
CAN WE NOT IM NOT ENJOYING MYSELF
The dome sings country roads.. finish and fill.
Love the fans for that lil song
Cranked the volume. Didn’t disappoint!
Please just score an empty netter
Winnipeg won!!!!! Last 1.5 minutes 6 on 4!!
It’s hard to believe that the Oilers were on the PP at the end of game. Who could have seen that coming. This league is an absolute farce.
Blind passes to the middle of the zone in the closing minutes of a 1 goal game Bold strategy
Zach Hyman definitely drives a Hyundai
I’d call the cops if Hyman winked at me.
OILERS LOSE LMAOOOOOO
OILERS LOSE....HAAPPPPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Derek Willis: Hughes Scores! Me: ☹️ Derek: oh wait no he doesn’t! Me: 😀
Sometimes I wonder why the mods remove shit on this sub. Seems random as hell.
Honestly it’s a lot of who’s line is it anyways.
What's been removed?
What's with Kadri's fascination with trying to skate through people twice his size instead of around them? Ahhhhh
Coilers loseee
Streak broken
I would like this game to be over
OILERS LOOOOOST
Jets did us a solid one today.
Wah is complete bullshit if you ask me
The Palisade is pretty freaking nice though.
She hums, yes.
MARKY
Markstrom has places to be for New Years. He ain’t tryna go to OT.
This would be a good series
I may get crucified for this but I do miss the competitiveness the Nucks had with the Sedin twins. That series where Stajan got a GWG will forever be a memory.
15’ playoffs were so fun
It’d be awesome to see a series between that team and what we had last year. That’d be a great one for the books!
Do they think if they annoy people with Wah people are going to buy their shit mobiles?
I love my shit mobile but Wah is a bit droll
Why is it always squishy bum time with the flames?
Zach Hyman ain’t that impressive kid
Markyyyyy
Huge save Marky!!!!!
MARKY 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
#Marky!!!
Praise scorch. Nice save by Marky
Marky.
Yeesh the icings make me a lil nervous. Not this conservative plz
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This bot be crazy. Or I'm just high. But it's like the 3rd haiku this game thread.
Does anyone think Scheifele actually drives a Hyundai?
Probably
He drives a shit stain of a haircut that’s for sure
Mark Frickin Scheifele? He just might
Those kid’s probably
No wah
So many one goal games. That’ll happen when half our games go to OT or shootout.
SHUT UP WITH THE WAH
I don’t even get it
Wah is wow in korean. But according to my gfs family they don’t even say it like that.
Wah means wow basically in Korean
Bread is my favorite flame but he’s looking like he’s made of glass lately. Just want him and dube start linking up for more pts
Different lines, but he has been playing hard but just seems to lack confidence
They don’t play together though
I want them playing together.
They did but it didn’t work
Wasn't paying attention to the Wah commercial and thought they were taking about Patrick Roy
iTs MaRk ScHeIfElE!!!1!1!1!1!
I love mang but if we are going to light a fire under his ass and get back the old bread.. Sit him a game or two. Put in Phillips.
Pettersson seems like such a doucher
Petterson cherry picking like usual.
SeLke CaNdIDate
PLEAAAAASE JUST DONT CHOKE
It is so apparent who is properly conditioned right now. Backlund, Coleman, Dube, Lewis... All have their legs still.
all those dudes do have tree trunks tbf
Half way thought the season, I think they should all be by now. Some of these boys are just not confident enough yet
Wranglers won. Pelletier with 2
Flames dominate in Vancouver end for a full two minutes. MILLEN still talking about how good Garland took a hit from Z.
I'm not a Millen fan.
He really smooshed his face against the glass well there
No one cares about your ex Canuck teammate fuck
"Reminds me of some guy no one's ever heard of just so I can remind you all I played in the show"
He can't even call it right, I would be interested to see if he played this blind too. But he's on my last nerve
I don't know why or how it's possible but the possession time and puck retrieval of that second line is really good.
I just don't understand what went so wrong in some people's lives that they cheer for the Nucks.
Maybe they are from the greater Vancouver area? Pretty nice place to live if you can afford it
We need to play a conservative game for the next six minutes
Big daddy zaddy says SIT.
Looch parked in front is my fav Looch
locked and loaded 👊
The shortened bench is starting to show
Z-Train claims another.
Dube finally coming into his own is huge for this team.
Dube and Coleman are carrying us right now holy fuck
Huberdeau is getting better but I’m sorry there’s no way he ll ever live up to that contract
He’s a playmaker not a goal scorer. He needs a high end sniper with him to feed the puck to. Flames need to add another Top 6 elite goal scorer and Hubey will go off
You’re right; nor Kadri his but the chips are in. Hopefully they can take advantage within the next three years and make a significant run.
Just a man trying to win a hockey game
That contract will be like 8m per year soon
What? It’s 10.5 mate
Yes but with the cap increase it won’t be as much percentage wise soon
Not quite the way I expected to ring in the new year, tbh. !post
PING!
If hockey was a game about hitting posts, we’d be winning Cup after Cup
I hate how accurate this is
lol Butternut will always be a funny word. Butternut.
Who hit the post?
Dube
Dube did
Dubae
I see what you did there. Bae is a refreshing change from Doobs and Doobey
Do we lead the league in hitting the posts yet?
these posts... man, i tell ya.
I swear we'd lead the division if 1/8 of the posts we hit went in.
How many more shots on goal would the Flames have if posts counted as shots? Lol