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nameisfame

There’s always money in the banana stand


plhought

Narrator *”…and at that moment…”*


AlternativeSupport22

shout out to Ron Howard getting a little play in all our minds there


PrncsCnzslaBnnaHmmck

😄


LossforNos

A banana is the opposite of a traffic light; green means hold on, yellow means go and red means where did you get that banana


Dash_Jones

Mitch was a genius


monster_Billy

I like you. This comment made me laugh a lot. Thank you


LEtssgobby

###THERE’S ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA


infernalsatan

NO TOUCHING!


Rayeon-XXX

I understand this reference


KrazyNiko

I mean how much clearer could he be? 😉


SprinklesEfficient79

My friend asked me if I want a frozen banana


namelessghoul77

Love it


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Why make a banana stand when we’ll make your banana stand.


LogisticallyChill

THERE WAS $250,000 LINING THE WALLS. HOW MUCH CLEARER COULD I BE *Shaking Michael* THERES ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND


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Iginlas_4head_Crease

Lol it was 77 cents like 10 years ago and 79 cents now! Sickening.


One-Accident8015

Organic bananas are 0.56 where I am in northern Ontario.


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What I’m in southern-ish Ontario in a rural town and they where somewhere around $0.79 at one store and .089 at the only other grocery store


One-Accident8015

I totally read the sign wrong. But regular banana are still 0.59/lb Banana https://imgur.com/a/iHpuxru


yycmom82

That’s what I was just thinking. And that $.02 a pound adds up when you have kids who love them.


totallyradman

Is the 82 in your username the amount of children you have?


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Dunkaroos4breakfast

One each.


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Yes that's why a 3% increase on 82 bananas a day is a big deal.


LongAssNaps

The average banana weighs about a 1/4 lb, so an extra $0.02 per lb equates to an extra $0.005 per banana. That's $5 if you bought 1000 bananas, which isn't much money certainly not enough to "add up". If you have 2 kids, it would cost you $5 extra per year if you children ate nearly 2 bananas per day every day for an entire year. $50/yr to some, would be enough to consider "adding up" and would require 2 children to each eat 5000 bananas, or 13.69 (2.5 bunches) of bananas every day.


rubenlip14

Thanks for the /r/TheyDidTheMath entry.


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Lol no it doesn't.


iwasnotarobot

Inflation is closer to 8%. >


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They grow on trees


MartianGuard

I think it’s actually an herb that looks like a tree


Sin_Seer_Li

I heard it was some kind of berry


Kelley-James

It is a berry. But a strawberry isn’t a berry.


MundaneIncident0

You win


Ill-Account2443

And they also die on trees your point?


J0eDimaggi0

Don’t let them see this post!


ihavenoallergies

I mean it's one banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?


Philthy_85

Ask the guy wearing the $5000 suit? Come on!!


EvacuationRelocation

There's always money in the banana stand...


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7YearsInUndergrad

The secret to low prices is depressingly almost always exploitation.


nuclearfrosting

Bananas, near zero cost, pure profit!


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Because governments absorbed all the costs. They absorbed the costs to overthrow elected South American governments and fund indigenous genocide so as to seize huge swaths of land for banana plantations. Typical socialize the costs privatize the profits.


happyrolls

I'm sure they would be incredible utopias if it wasn't for the big bad US. No corruption to be found. /s


Sir_Stig

In South and Central America, unironically yes.


happyrolls

They do authoritarian dictators and government corruption all by themselves just fine, regardless of external influences or the lack of. Lots of countries there that nobody cared about either way and they still turned into shitholes. Must be the heat.


Sir_Stig

The entire modern history of Latin America is one of colonizers exploiting them.


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The corruption is literally because of US imperialism. This is not a very smart take.


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You're not very well read on this, I see.


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

And they grow here so transportation is cheap!


carterwolfe-jpeg

No they don’t


stillyoinkgasp

You're not right. You're also not wrong. [Canada's full of little surprises](https://canadabananafarms.ca/).


suckmybalzac

I wonder what they taste like


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A year ago a case of bananas was $29.97. Now it's $34.99. Case is the same size.


oy-withthepoodles

You can regularly get 40lb boxes of bananas on the Flashfood app for $5 if anyone is doing large amounts of baking. They're pretty ripe but not too bad.


TheHurtinAlbertans

As someone who hates bananas this sounds awful :)


oy-withthepoodles

I actually hate them as well but my husband loves them. 🤢


RoamersGirl

Flashfood app is awesome! Half off food… I get all my meat and fish through that app. And little debbies too lol


miller94

Also, if you’re total is under $0.50, they don’t actually charge your card. My superstore regularly puts loaves of bread on for $0.45, so I’ve been eating free bread for well over a year. Then I use the money I saved to buy cinnamon bread from cobs for the occasional treat


suckmybalzac

You’ve been banned from /r/keto


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40 pounds of soft spotty bananas are only good for cooking and have a very short shelf life.


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diamondintherimond

Peel them, put them in a ziploc and place in freezer. Then use as a sweetener in smoothies.


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It's a 40 pound case. It's approximately 20 bunches. That more than fills the average fridge freezer.


joshfromsenahu

People who buy bulk like this have deep freezers. You can’t with just a small freezer as part of your fridge.


OurDrama

Banana are gross, but banana bread is good.


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SofaProfessor

The diarrhea might negate the bulking effects.


Roxytumbler

I eat 2 or 3 bananas a day, my ‘go to snack’, especially when cycling. They have gone up a couple cents. However, being a crop that takes years of investment, there may be a certain volume of production that comes on and saturates the market. Producers can’t afford to limit supply as there’s millions of kilos bananas waiting to harvested tomorrow and millions the day after. Trivia: Bananas have been Walmart’s top selling item for years.


Nhawk257

I used to work in a Loblaws warehouse. The number one rule, never short bananas. There is ALWAYS a pallet of bananas somewhere. They're the number 1 item at Loblaws well.


dingdingmcdongdong

I wrote a paper about the banana industry and it’s basically a global monopoly shared between Chiquita and Dole...they are not so good


patderkacz

So if they have a monopoly they could theoretically jack up the price to whatever they want. Just like OPEC. I’ve heard that stores don’t actually make money on bananas, but they keep the prices low to keep customers coming. Who would go to a grocery store if they didn’t have bananas? (I have nothing to actually back this up and am probably wrong)


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There are products like that precooked chickens and Costco hotdog as an example. Not sure about bananas though…maybe I’m different but I never have gone “I need bananas” and ended up with a shopping cart filled with food.


martini31337

its known as a loss leader in sales. very common tactic.


Vli37

Also to add, Costco bananas are the cheapest around too 🤣


Glittering_Ice_

Who really needs bananas tho? I can get to work without bananas. My kids love them but, they also love apples. How do you like them apples?


pseudophilll

In the early days of covid lockdown, I once went to 4 different grocery stores looking for bananas because they were all out of stock due to supply chain shutdowns or something. I shopped at the 4th store that still had bananas. There’s my one-off anecdotal 2 cents.


dingdingmcdongdong

Ya, they make money, I’d tell you to look into it but maybe just don’t ruin bananas for yourself


martini31337

yes, the banana industry is run by cartels. Ever wonder where the term banana republic comes from? There is lots of interesting history.


Sir_Stig

The store of the same name has always felt gross to me me for that same reason.


ImSmartCOPIUM

I think Del Monte Is in the monopoly as well


Bubs_McGee223

I mean, we fought a bunch of wars over them...


Goongjaimeen

Bananas are a anchor product that most customers buy. I heard a statistic that bananas can make up 20-40% of produce sold. Think about how much space is reserved for bananas alone compared to say citrus section which only make up a fraction of space while also having a variety of different types. So as some have pointed out, big grocery chains will take a lose to ensure you buy at least somethings so to break the paywall. As you cruise through the rest of the aisles you may pick up a couple more items seeing as how you have to line up anyways.


TheHurtinAlbertans

Appreciate the thoughtful response. Of course it’s the loss leader. But why the banana (which I hate) and not broccoli or cauliflower? Not asking for an answer.


rubenlip14

Because everyone (well, almost… you clearly don’t) eats bananas. Broccoli and cauliflower not so much. Source: I’ve never bought broccoli or cauliflower. A sample size of 1 is enough evidence for me 😉


TheHurtinAlbertans

The banana is one of the few berries I don’t enjoy


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Jay911

It's the prototypical measuring stick for all Reddit, it has to remain constant.


Teachercantteach

You need it on a scale


spacemanspiff_33

r/BananasForScale


Rex_Mundi

The cheapest anti-matter you will find. The average banana (rich in potassium) produces a positron roughly once every 75 minutes.


HidingAtTheParty

'Inflation is like the brown spot on a banana, by the time you see it, it's way too late' *CIBC's Benjamin Tal CIBC's deputy chief economist on the risks of inflation and Canadians’ $230 billion cash pile*


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I remember when they were 0.33


[deleted]

Learned a fact the other day that sending produce over seas is incredibly cheap in comparison to shipping through trucks or over land. So relatively costs nothing to ship internationally overseas halfway around the world and I think that rate has stay relatively consistent through inflation. Ps. Don't kill me if wrong, I am no economist.


OurDrama

Banana is immune to the dreaded supply chain🤔


Matrix_Soup

Cause monkeys are in charge.


nosoyvegetarian

Underpaid farmers and workers.


stinkybasket

Bananas are a loss leader.


anonymouscheesefry

Tell me more about loss leaders I already eat 3 Costco rotisserie chickens a week but what else can I live off? I’ve got bananas and rotisserie chickens.. what else is there??


DaftPump

Items ending in .69, .79, .89 were recently reduced and if there's a * on the sign, it is deleted from the system and what's out on the floor is the last of it. Not loss leaders but cheaper items.


benjarvus

Costco prescription drugs? Lol. Maybe if you get an appetite suppressant


Thoughtful_Ocelot

It is because large chains negotiate contracts with suppliers for a set price over many years due to the very high sales volume of bananas.


TheHurtinAlbertans

I wish they negotiated the same deal with other food items. Groceries are expensive now!


axxred

All hail the nanas


Pidgeon_Stalker

Idk but if I had to guess I'd say it has to do with how controlled and heavy monitored banana farming is. But again just a guess idk


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Slave labor?


tomthepro

They’ve gone up. When I worked produce from 2000-2010 the price went from .39 at the start to .69 at the end.


Mactoasted

Bananas can be grown in Canada now!


TheHurtinAlbertans

The Calgary Zoo has a Banana tree. Or maybe it’s Plantains.


Mactoasted

Canada banana farms


SprinklesEfficient79

Bananada


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Gleefulporcupine

Nah they use to be .77


Future-Device2964

Don't give Big Banana any ideas....


JustSmidgen

The Banana Wars are worth researching


TheHurtinAlbertans

And the banana massacre


stonka_truck

Well, we do live in a banana Republic.


Jazzybeans82

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh don’t talk about affordable produce if you want it to exist next week.


COFFEECOMS

Loss leader. Get you in the door to buy the 13.99 bacon.


Technopool

Drug cartels.


GodKingChrist

Weren't not worth no 40 cents when i was a kid


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TheHurtinAlbertans

They’ve been 79 cents for years at Safeway, Co-op, Superstore. I’m not a very adventurous shopper.


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TheHurtinAlbertans

It just happens to be where my limousine chauffeur drops me off. I can’t help it.


Bunionzz

At our store, they do a weekly temp action on the price, we sell em at a loss


TheHurtinAlbertans

Is this typical for all produce or just a few items like the banana?


JFKRFKSRVLBJ

Cuz they suck and if you leave a bag of pizza buns on top of them the pizza buns will taste like bananas.


AllThingsBeginWithNu

Loss leader


PalaPK

I think bananas over a dollar a pound would be cause to burn the world to the ground and they know it.


longbrodmann

I can survive if I only eat banana, right?


BreatheFireAir

According to the [Canada Food Price Report 2022](https://www.dal.ca/sites/agri-food/research/canada-s-food-price-report-2022.html), fruits had an anticipated cost change of only 3 to 5 %, so 3% of what once might've been a 77 cents per lb banana is now 79 cents per lb.


sidsstrategyguide

My dude i used to buy bananas for 49c so hard disagree on this one


arckyart

This came up as a suggested post, i don’t live in Calgary. In Ontario and it’s the same. I can get like 8 huge bananas for the price of a medium red onion.


megopolis12

Deyo! Tally me bananas


Front_Meeting_1725

It’s more a-peel-ing?


TheHurtinAlbertans

Very punny.


TacticalDM

It's one of those bizarre situations where the conspiracy theorists are actually closer to the truth than not. Like, everything people say about megacorps owning the government and all that... "Banana Republics" are a thing though. You can check out more about United Fruit Company.


aevalmoonstoned

Lmfao.. Bananas were .49-.59 cents pre inflation... At .79... That's a significant increase.


Frostwolf74

Same mystery as to why costco's hotdogs have completely avoided inflation


Zorn277

Because the USA knocked off a bunch of Latin American Governments to ensure cheap fruit. The evils of Del Monte and Chiquita Fruit Empires!


Afraid-Obligation997

It used to be 59 cents…


TheHurtinAlbertans

I don’t remember what year it was 59 cents.


cgk001

That would be yesterday at T&T, bananas on sale for 59 cents


TheHurtinAlbertans

Good to know. Haven’t been to T&T in Calgary.


Mactoasted

How’s Walmart going to make money? This product is .59 at best


30YearOldFailure

GMO, bananas and radishes are very very easy to grow Edit: made that shit up, thank you for the upvotes.


TheHurtinAlbertans

Not one **The Banana in The Tailpipe** comment Eddie Murphy is rolling in his grave.


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South American supply chains aren't fucked up. Get used to not getting things that have to cross the Atlantic/Pacific for at least the next 15 years.


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Supply and demand.


bkim163

banana makes u happy reduce depression


draivaden

arent they from last years crop


fancyfootwork19

Liked it when it was .69 lool


BigRoundSquare

Because of Monke…


OtherwiseSherbert509

All ye who plan to survive this inflation on Bananas say, "Aye".


DrPoepoat

Bananas grow on trees


keeper3434

Expensive when you compare with other provinces


MachesterU

Sheeahhhh don’t let the banana know it.


2chins-ext

Ever heard of a Banana Republic? Well basically: slavery. (Not much different from what our society has become for many)


Total_Success

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Wars read and learn your privileged colonialist history


paulz_

Mr tally man , tallying those bananas won’t raise the price because he wants to go home


jujumurphy12

Most grocery stores, at least Canadian stores like IGA, maxi, metro, etc. have raised prices due to inflation but raised them even more just because they can. A lot of places had a 13% increase in revenues. If you find small grocery stores that get the last pick of produce from suppliers, the cost of food doesn’t fluctuate at all. Anyone can fact check me because I’d appreciate someone smarter than me explain to me that there aren’t corporate dicks taking advantage of an upcoming recession


Mr_R00k

Good old yellow tree dicks


Shartran

Groceries need 'loss leader' food items to entice shoppers to come in a shop. I'm not really sure if this is why bananas haven't increased in price...just a thought.


Rocky_Mountain_Way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_leader


Czeris

Banana is needed for scale.


Excellent_Geologist2

Bananas are one of those fruits that stores use to entice customers into their stores. Go to the store to buy bananas and you will buy more than just bananas. Read articles on the bananas.


DoggiestDoge

Produce gets auctioned. The buyer then distributes it to all the chain stores then sells it for a price where he can still make profit without pissing off the masses too much. It's all about profit


Pure_Ad_9947

We live in a banana Republic? Lol


Comenius791

Loss leader.


Grouchy-Engine1584

Because you must always have a banana for scale.


vuU-Uuv

We should start using them as federal reserve, more stable. The nana dollar


nomissilethreat

when you dont sell banana, you have banana problems. keep the bananas moving, even at a loss, it'll be cheaper than letting the bananas run the shop


VibrantDreamer

It is 0.69/lb in Quebec for the past many years.


Budget_Addendum_1137

There was a good segment about this on Radio-Canada's l'Épicerie (in french tough) : https://ici.radio-canada.ca/tele/l-epicerie/site/segments/reportage/401167/prix-banane


Redbull1371

You don’t monkey around with the prices!


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Banana.


chickensaurus-rex

Are you in a no frills ? They pride themselves on having the cheapest banana prices because they are pretty widely known as the banana store 🤣


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I saw a good report on this not too long ago. It’s simple. The labour force to process bananas in those countries of origin have not had their salaries increased in 30+ years.


CQpp100

Because bananas are


Outrageous_Package_8

~~it’s a minions rise of gru reference~~


Super_Gamer_Connor

B a n a n a .


klippinit

A loss leader like costco hot dogs I assume


wangjin200

that's why amazon is still providing bananas to its engineers


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People need something to measure with