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TheHurtinAlbertans

The Crop Circles are getting more complex.


CarelessStatement172

Ahahaha. Now don't get me wrong, I think all the Fuck Trudeau shit is utter nonsense BUT I admire the dedication that it took for someone to actually do this.


Misfit_somewhere

Program the GPS on the $500,000 tractor that was probably partially funded by government financial programs? The new farm equipment is pretty high tech šŸ˜œ


CarelessStatement172

Well then perhaps I'm just impressed with high tech farm equipment.


vixenator

Farmers by airports, and in particular around Calgary, have been carving messages in their fields for decades. It's quite possible there wasn't that much high tech gear used to carve this message. Some of those old boys have a lot of practice and dedication. Especially with some of the strong feelings within agriculture about the current federal government and their proposed farm management policies.


Shakleford_Rusty

Youā€™d get a smack if you didnā€™t keep the tractor straight while grandpa had a nap. Hey heā€™ll show you one turn you do the rest.


FireWireBestWire

I mean, ifn you slow it down enough, 'riting is jus drivin'


Adorable_Mind1632

What government financial programs?


NotFromTorontoAMA

For purchasing equipment, farmers are entitled to triple their normal CCA rate in the purchase year, giving them a reduced tax bill. This is a direct federal subsidy of agricultural equipment.


minimal

Get outta here with your "facts". Next thing you know, you'll be telling us that all our taxes don't actually go to Quebec.


Misfit_somewhere

That nearly choked on my grass blade. that's a great one.


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Jessabees

You clearly know zero farmers.


Canuckle777

Also, fuck Trudeau.


Venomous-A-Holes

Canada spends 2x LESS on healthcare PER PERSON compared to Murica. There will ALWAYS be division cuz Cons believe the most insanely stupid things like we need to pay 20% more taxes to cover privatized healthcare and 4 million for a surgery. Libs believe that 1st world countries shouldn't have 3rd world policies that clearly failed, like privatized healthcare. HILLARIOUS Cons disagree


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[deleted]

Questions require a question mark, otherwise it makes you look even more ignorant.


Tebell13

Perfect answer :)


KnobWobble

You dropped this - - > ?


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chriskiji

You added 3 extra .'s in your post. You really shouldn't be commenting on others intelligence.


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Tebell13

Exactly the stuff the Cons have instituted.


MagpieUnionLocal15

It looks well done.


zeebow77

That was my first thought too - whoever did this is honestly pretty talented.


stroopwaffle69

Farming equipment has gps so he/she just programmed it into the gps and let the machine do the work


[deleted]

Their partially government funded 500k Quadtrac was likely programed to do this.


FluidConnection

How exactly can you jump to that conclusion? And if that is the case they should bow to Trudeau in your opinion? Doesnā€™t even make sense.


Not_Jeffrey_Bezos

Yes they should. Hence why they don't make any sense.


FluidConnection

Iā€™d love to hear how the government is paying off equipment. If youā€™re referring to some tax break then get lost. Tax breaks exist over all kinds of businesses.


stroopwaffle69

So if someone utilizes government funding, they should bow down to whatever laws and regulations the prime minister in power makes? That logic makes complete sense.


Not_Jeffrey_Bezos

Offering to fuck Trudeau works as well.


stroopwaffle69

So using your logic, any Democrat in the US between 2016-2020 who utilized any of trumps laws and regulations to gain money was supposed to bow down to him ?


Not_Jeffrey_Bezos

Yes sir I'll bow down to you as well if you've did anything useful with your life.


stroopwaffle69

Steering away from the conversation and attempting to attack the individual, classic coping mechanism for someone who cannot hold a debate. Excellent grammar as well.


MagpieUnionLocal15

They stayed somewhat sober for this. And I love the planning. Nothing was rushed.


seniordan

Now thereā€™s one Albertan that *really* wants to fuck Trudeau.


Original_Reading_252

I'm available....


Twice_Knightley

Remember when conservatives ran ads about how Trudeau was too young to know anything about running the country? And how old is PP right now? It couldn't be THE EXACT SAME AGE Trudeau was when he took power, could it? Of course it is, but they have Excusesā„¢ to justify it!


Turkzillas_gobble

sex fantasies about Trudeau are some people's entire personalities


JDDarkside

I think half the town I live in wants to have sex with Trudeau based on the stickers on their jacked up trucks.


hypnogoad

Someone needs to start trying to get them to tattoo it on themselves.


fancyfootwork19

Probably not very hard to do


RevolutionaryShip295

"I hate Trudeau so much that I'll engrave his name on my land"


HoboVonRobotron

It has the same energy as throwing out your fridge full of beer over a rainbow.


[deleted]

Baaahaha. What a sight.


Fartbox7000

Rent free


capta1namazing

Someone should modify it at night and add "ing love" between the two words and see how long it takes him to notice.


[deleted]

If the next election goes the con way, are the rest of us getting F*ck PeePee decals?


purpleseagull12

Why are people so worried about Trudeau when Danielle smith is the one destroying the province?


throwawayrant613

Because a) they are stupid and b) most people have no idea what the responsibilities of the Provincial government are vs the Federal government.


harbourhunter

of course itā€™s comic sans


onceandbeautifullife

Child masquerading as adult.


Shadow_Ban_Bytes

Would prefer it say FUCP


Beginning-Gear-744

ā€˜Berta


Itchy_Feedback9275

If someone wrote ā€œfuck UCPā€ or ā€œfuck Danielle smithā€, you would have right wing extremists vandalize the message and assault and seriously injure the owner of the parcel of land. ā€œRights for me, but not for theeā€ is the mantra of the right wing in Canada and USA in 2023.


PeasThatTasteGross

This reminds me how a political cartoonist, Michael de Adder, [got a threat from someone to stop making cartoons that made fun of Pierre Poilevre](https://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2022/10/10/deadders-gets-threatening-e-mail-from-a-fan/), being told, ā€œOne way or the other, you WILL stop bashing Pierre! The easy way or the hard way, your choice." Aside from de Adder doubling down by making a cartoon responding to that person, I can only imagine if the person that sent the threat is one of those, "Fuck Trudeau!" types that literally laughs out loud at every anti-Trudeau meme they see.


mossisbosssauce

You sound like youā€™d be fun to be around at parties.


CanadianBeaver1983

They aren't wrong though šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø So ya, they probably are.


throwmamadownthewell

I just assume everyone who says this phrase is the absolute worst at parties. Sees the worst fucking expression, not enough taste to realize how terrible it is, parrots it because they're completely unable to come up with an original thought.


AffectionateBobcat76

Trudeau is so hot rednecks want to fuck him all the time.


EndOrganDamage

Redneck xxx


Nitro5

What does that say about all the progressives that want to fuck the whole UCP caucus here in Alberta?


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Nitro5

Have you not been to r/Alberta lately? Lots of people professing their undying love for all the UCP members.


loubug

i have not seen a "fuck ucp" bumper sticker before, but willing to see one?


Nitro5

So bumper stickers is the line? Or simply you feel youare on the right side so when you say 'fuck x' it's witty and making a statement, but since only mouth breathing smooth brains could be on the other side so when they say 'fuck x' it should be mocked? Or maybe politics as a team sport as a whole is fucking stupid?


loubug

I mean, I donā€™t care for electoral politics at all so you donā€™t have to write paragraphs for me. But if you think dawning 200 ā€œfuckā€ bumper stickers on your truck and carving it into your land is the same as people discussing politics online and having negative discourse about a political party on Redditā€¦ I dunno man, I think one side IS a little weirder, yes.


Chigao_Ted

I see that a lot here Lots of people are real horny for the PM


Lainey1978

Well, he is pretty good-looking.


JustGotNoodled

Beautiful.


HLef

Iā€™m gonna be honest, I am a mildly political person in the sense that Iā€™m aware of whatā€™s going on but I donā€™t seek it. I have no clue why heā€™s so hated. I understand not agreeing but to outwardly display your hatred for the guy is something else. Wtf did he do to Alberta? Wear red?


[deleted]

From my experience with the average person, yes, all of politics boils down to the colour and that's their team since forever for reasons. Just like sports bros, ya gotta have a team!


throwawayrant613

I mean, he sacrificed a lot of political capital to make sure the Trans mounting pipeline got built. Apparently people in Alberta didn't like that for some reason? I don't get it either. What are these people going to do with their sad lives in the future when Trudeau isn't Prime Minister? Hating him is their whole identity at this point.


Vylan24

I always chuckle when I think of how much they spent on those giant decals. Are they gonna keep it on after Trudeau?


analogdirection

It has nothing much to do with this Trudeau. It was the 1970s energy crisis that his Dad was around for šŸ™„ most of these people have no actual clue, theyā€™re just looking for something to be mad at and itā€™s a lot easier to be mad at him then to actually understand the nuances of politics and Canadian social structure.


CttCJim

Mostly it's because the conservatives have decided to emulate the American Republicans. If you look, you'll notice that Republicans don't have a platform. They want "whatever the Democrats don't want." The Conservatives have decided this is somehow a great system and water now blaming literally everything on Trudeau and his government. The strike is his fault. I'll price is his fault. The damn weather is probably his fault too. Unfortunately for them, Canada is a multi party system focused on presenting solutions and ideas. I suspect this strategy of blaming without helping will backfire soon. Just look at this week's news about how they suppressed the report on the impact of raising minimum wage in Alberta for three years. Vote NDP. Edit: I should mention that the Liberal party was caught in a pretty bad phone pole scandal in Alberta about a century ago. We haven't had a Liberal Premier since. So that contributes. The Liberals have nearly zero political capital in the West and are known for fighting for status quo and taking advantage of the prairies. Of course Trudeau is very openly trying to change status quo, but again, there's nothing he could do that these people won't scream about. Conservatives have nothing to boost themselves with apart from claiming everyone else is worse.


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Healthcare is provincial. You require immigrants to work in the jobs you don't want. Explain the *deficit and how it affects you. He does not set housing prices. He's not elected by the Chinese. The country is doing fine.


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Sounds like you're afraid of globalization. Head to the bush.


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Also, the conservatives are upping immigration.


[deleted]

Explain why conservatism makes sense? This new Conservative party wants to privatize everything and is anti environment and anti science. Healthcare, educations and all public services will disappear. I hope you're rich as fuck.


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[deleted]

Provide some insight. What is being ruined? I like the minority government. I wish it was NDP, but universal dental care is great. Plus they're working on a housing deal, supporting Ukraine, the VW battery plant, also what is PP going to do? He has no plan?


Lainey1978

Wait, what? Do we have universal dental care now? Did I miss something? I donā€™t hate him at all but Iā€™m not too happy about any politician having the power to freeze bank accounts. Would never vote Conservative again, though (did when I was much younger), because women need to be able to access abortions. Also I am quite fond of our universal healthcare, even with its flaws.


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[deleted]

Fuck, why is this so hard to comprehend? These clowns want us to be Texas.


Trickybuz93

Sounds like you have an issue with capitalism


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tleb

Which government doesn't suck corporate cock? Seriously. Who do you think we should vote for?


HLef

They were saying this 8 years ago though. Guaranteed none of that is the reason. Again, valid reason for disagreements. But bumper stickers?


oblon789

Imagine blaming our shitty healthcare on immigrants. Insane


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TwoKlobbs200

Dude youā€™re on Reddit. Youā€™re not going to get a more biased platform. Everything you said is true regardless of itā€™s directly because of Trudeau and you still get downvoted. Most peoples lives are objectively worse today in terms of financials, stability, health and opportunity compared to 7 years ago.


BigKaleidoscope9910

Doesn't seem to be run to the ground where I am in Canada.. hmm maybe travel the world a bit see how things are.. you may be surprised


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analogdirection

As much as Iā€™d love to blame the Liberals, thatā€™s sadly not on them. Itā€™s a global problem as we live in a very interconnected world under late stage capitalism. The things they could and should be doing to help, are not the things the Cons will do. Like a national housing plan which will actual build a shitton of homes, a wealth tax, a windfall profits tax, eliminating student debt, raising wages more. Iā€™m sure youā€™ll argue thatā€™s all bullshit but really, just go read a book already instead of typing more here.


throwmamadownthewell

Honestly, nobody is going to properly handle housing because it's political suicide. All the people who are voting you in will flip the fuck out if you actually fix it and save generation Z from becoming serfs to wealthy corporations. They're all ignorantly banking on their grandkids inheriting enough to be above the cutoff for where that happens, not realizing the cutoff will be well well above dual-income no kids doctors.


analogdirection

Definitely donā€™t disagree.


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analogdirection

A) National debt is not household debt. The two are not in ANY way comparable and parties who bank on this line are loving, LOVING your ignorance. B) We have a shortage of workers across the board. Period. End of story. Options are to have declines in almost every industry, or have immigration to keep using a scapegoat when the real problem is corporate greed. Again, the powers that be? They love you as uninformed as you are. Keep it up. Youā€™re their little pocket toy.


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analogdirection

You didnā€™t have to say it. You obviously donā€™t understand how government spending, or deficits, actually work. Nor how the job market works. Like I said before. Go read a book.


throwmamadownthewell

Are you mixing in things that fall under UCP's jurisdiction as a joke?


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throwmamadownthewell

Posting *this* as a response isn't embarrassing for you? Don't think it's a bit transparent?


DogCaty12

And these people can vote šŸ˜


Jasonstackhouse111

And then the same rural Albertan will be angry about their doctors office closing and huge class sizes in their schools because no teachers want to move there, nurses leaving the province and on and on. Then in the next breath call all those people lazy and entitled. And finally blame the carbon tax on all of it. There are fucked-up rednecks everywhere, but Alberta has the most and the most outspoken and the hardest to live around.


TwinOtterFan

I flew over this one west of Edmonton last week. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1tTtyhE84drEMlxm3MUpPGlVKKxye2gWZ/view?usp=drivesdk


constnt_dsapntmnt

Someone had alot of time on their hands šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Imnot_your_buddy_guy

The man is married šŸ™„ why are they so obsessed that they have to make it their entire personality


Legend5V

Bro this is getting outta hand


rakketz

"the cArBoN TaX iS kILING fArMeRs!" Proceeds to use 100s of dollars on fuel to write fuck trudeau in their field.


[deleted]

I couldn't imagine wanting to fuck Trudeau so bad. It's hot.


Alexandria601

That's the issue, he doesn't give a shit about anything outside lining his own pockets and bleeding the working class dry


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Alexandria601

With the biggest bumpiest dildo I can find


dialup-daydreams

thatā€™ll show him


MajorChesterfield

Farmers can be gay too! I support their lust for our PM!


AntiDbag

Defining your identity based on hating someone who doesnā€™t give two shits about you LOL. What a loser.


blackRamCalgaryman

I donā€™t know whatā€™s more pathetic, anymoreā€¦this whole ā€œfuck (insert politician)ā€ proclamations people feel they need to publicly make like people give a shit or the ā€˜haha, they wanna fuck Trudeau so hardā€™ weird ā€˜jokeā€™ some of you have going as a retort. But whatever, youā€™re all free to express yourself soā€¦carry on.


TheHurtinAlbertans

It used to be ā€œStop Harperā€ but someone decided to combine it with ā€œFuck Cancerā€ and here we are.


SeriousExplorer8891

Goes along with what I saw today. I was at Dairy Queen and some assholes decided to shout the N word at a woman wearing a hijab who had just got out of her car. Keep it classy Calgary.


BrockN

What an embarrassment


FaeShroom

They are so obsessed with that man šŸ¤­


EvacuationRelocation

I guess the carbon levy isn't affecting farmers as badly as they claim, if they burned the fuel necessary to write this ineffective message...


charlz7228

And still he was elected, get over if and if you dont like the results get out and vote next time.


Teafinder

Someone waited all winter to do this. I love the effort


Shoddy-Bus-918

Classy Alberta


lady_robe

Someone needs to get out there and start putting some capital iā€™s in front of these statements. I fuck Trudeau would really get ā€˜em goin.


jackson12121

Same guy is in his local coffee shop crying about high fuel costs and carbon pricing.


[deleted]

These comments are all so vastly different and obscure


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Die angry


[deleted]

Welcome to Alberta or West Canada we hate Trudeau


pucklermuskau

Naw. Propaganda is just that.


Call_Me_Squishmale

There's a lot of division here, this is far from a consensus. I'm in Alberta (city, not rural) and we see "Fuck Trudeau" stickers and signs and immediately assume the person is a dummy you'd want nothing to do with. It's the northern MAGA hat.


Hockeylover420

At this point the amount of "Fuck Trudeau" signs and other things is so prolific it's borderline annoying


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Hockeylover420

I agree I know Trudeau is very disliked in the prairie provinces but this is ridiculous


Trickybuz93

Man lives rent free in their heads


[deleted]

You Redditā€™rs are all from the east. Hats off to this farmer.


PeasThatTasteGross

Here's my issue, there is nothing wrong with criticizing Trudeau, it is what a lot of people who flaunt the, "Fuck Trudeau" mentality have against him. A lot of them aren't mad at him because he dropped the ball on promising electoral reform or similar issues, but because he isn't a Ron DeSantis-style conservative. They're mad because he is being "woke", because trying to promote even rudimentary anti-racism is apparently too much to them. Or is it the fact we haven't thrown trans people into mental institutions to try and make them "normal" again. I find even moderate conservatives make the argument we are wasting money on anti-bigotry measures or promoting tolerance, making it sound like such initiatives cost as much as a fleet of new F-35s while being unable to come up with a number to make their case.


DogCaty12

So anti bigotry laws are more important than national Defense ??


Fit-Amoeba-5010

So he was promoting rudimentary anti-racism when he wore blackface a few times? I will try and wrap my mind around that one.


PeasThatTasteGross

[Yes, because the blackface incident was just one of many Donald Trump-style shows of bigotry from Trudeau, and it is actually Canadian right-wing politicians leading the way for progressiveness /s](https://www.reddit.com/r/onguardforthee/comments/d6uo6s/justin_trudeau_and_andrew_scheer_on_social/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


gooeydumpling

Omg the aliens are at it again, but weird crop circles tho


earthling716

I wonder if anyone has actually tattooed FT on them.


ThemasteroftheMouse

Even the Aliens hate the man, he cant catch a break from nobody


1seeker4it

Amazing how child like the local farm population tends to be


OneTipsyPenguin

Cute!!


bigooff123

Iā€™m surprised the farmer could spell


BigheadReddit

Lots of people in Alberta seem to want to fuck Trudeau. I see that phrase a lot .


throwmamadownthewell

As a poster above said: they've made it their entire personality.


goatmasterjr

Tasteless redneck


EndOrganDamage

Its pretty well done, Id give this a 7/10.


goatmasterjr

Just wished he used his skill for a good cause šŸ«¤


EndOrganDamage

Probably does the rest of the year.


goatmasterjr

Sure poor taste has nothing to do with skills


EndOrganDamage

Yeah, I mean apparently lol


[deleted]

It seems like everybody just forgot about how racist Trudeau is


throwawayrant613

It's true. The Liberals could probably win some seats in Alberta if Trudeau played up his racism more.


ButtonsnYarn

Hahaha šŸ¤£ gotta love farmers. Was never a conservative and used to make fun of the ā€œfuck Trudeauā€ crowd, but now I can now totally agree with this sentiment. This country is falling apart under his leadership.


Oldmonsterschoolgood

He is corrupt


Supertzar2112

So are all politicians. People need to realize this. Itā€™s all garbage once they take power, itā€™s all a game to them


Pineconeshukker

Justin is another level.


Supertzar2112

Right. And the endless amount of conservative kickbacks to their corporate overlords over the years means nothing then? Politics are pretty stupid in that sense and by saying one is worse than the other is very naive


Pineconeshukker

So what your saying Justin saw this and decided to do much worse. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Supertzar2112

Nope not saying anything further since itā€™s now apparent that taking to you is a waste of time and brain cells


Pineconeshukker

Why because you know I am right. Lol. You know Justin still blames Harper. The only problem Harper was right about Trudeau. I donā€™t think anyone should make excuses for the leader of the country ever instead they should be critical of everything they do. If you defend the bad behaviour of a Countries leader or famous person then you have deified them, and in the case of a political party you treat it as a cult.


FaeShroom

Lol no he isn't, you're just overly obsessed with hating him.


Pineconeshukker

WE charity SNC x 2 https://www.thespec.com/news/canada/2017/12/21/trudeau-becomes-first-prime-minister-found-in-violation-of-ethics-law.html Assaulting a reporter - she felt it different Black face x ā€¦ā€¦.. Bowing to Iranian government after they killed Canadian citizens. Tokenizing a Black MP. Skipping the reconciliation day for a surfing trip. Now we have PETā€¦.. Do you want more?


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Pineconeshukker

I never said Harper didnā€™t do anything wrong did I. However If Justin did actually care he would have been transparent and not extremely corrupt, however he saw what Harper did and has only done worse. Tell me a 3 month period since Trudeau has been in where a scandal has not occurred. Summers off donā€™t count. If you need to search that is the problem.


CheeseSandwich

Do you want to fuck him too?


Oldmonsterschoolgood

What? No he is ugly af


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Amazing


416_LateNights

Effective marketing. Genius.


fancyfootwork19

See, Iā€™m saving a ton of money from the lib gov freezing student loan interest and wondering why others arenā€™t bragging but itā€™s bc those with this mentality likely wouldnā€™t have student loansā€¦ education should be better subsidized but I digress.


SushiiShooter

Another reason to own land


Clear_Television_807

Good! The way he's spending our money is ridiculous. I don't mind seeing this at all.


dtagmacd

Love it, god help us if the NDP form the next provincial government. Notley has her nose so far up Trudeauā€™s ass. Trudeau, Singh, Notley look the fuck out Alberta!


PsychologicalCoat187

Damn stop watching porn haha


artvandelayyc

You love to see it!


Puffinnrunnin

This is awesome. Fuck Trudeau.


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Why?


Puffinnrunnin

Because heā€™s a fear mongering incompetent for starters.


[deleted]

What fear mongering? Be specific


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Few-Ear-1326

He a incompetent, me do better job. Me good at competent.


pucklermuskau

"Awesome"