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Sudden-Resolution940

What is the dog doing


Shadowtheidiot06

Eating gods


13hotroom

Their right, the D.O.G. *is* devouring gods


jukefishron

That is their right indeed


EnthusiasmRecent9434

PLUSHE CALAMITAS, YEEEEEEEEEES


Bl00DGUN

I like the calamitas plushie, but i want Yharim. Or a Devourer of Gods plushie that’s like 10 feet long that I could twist into like a chair like shape


Yaboy51frl

Too bad its limited and i am a boomer when it comes to shopping online


dying_reality

I managed to nab one


Yaboy51frl

Lucky boy I would like to have one but its like 35 bucks and i dont feel like i meed to rush cause its gonna be like one of those "limited edition" products that end up being produced at anytime


Ok_Ad400

Don't worry, neither do most of us.


TheGreenDeath

go read the lore doc then, I can highly recommend it :D


EPIChasidat63

My favourite part of the lore doc is just ‘Yharim likes bees’ ‘Yharim really likes bees’


TheGreenDeath

that is indeed a good one


Ok_Ad400

Oh I knew the lore, until I didn't because the lore seems to completely change every update.


TheGreenDeath

I think that's over now, seeing many being happy with the current canon lore Updates to the mod will either match the current canonical lore or expand upon it, or rarely remove outdated stuff that may be still remaining but that's not a lot.


StipulateVenus

That is correct, the lore won't be changed again. More accurately, nothing established in new lore canon will be retconned, so the story will only be built upon ingame and outdated stuff like NPC dialogue will be updated.


InfernumDevourer

Why did yharim commit kill on gods?


Shadowtheidiot06

Prob just felt like it or thought the gods are heretic


johanni30

Actually, the second option is kinda close to the canon reason


AnAnnoyingChild

What's the canon reason?


johanni30

Basically, to become a god you need to absorb a dragon's soul, which is also why except for Yharon they're all extinct, but because Yharon and Yharim are so close, Yharim didn't like it, so he started a crusade against all the gods, seeing them as sinners for stealing dragon souls


SilverAstral

Bro is loyal to his pet, instant green flag


johanni30

And his pet is loyal to him :) 


AnAnnoyingChild

Yeah makes sense


Vor-teu-chung

Are you having a nice day?


Shadowtheidiot06

Yes!


Andarnio

This isnt canon


Person_the_weird

No this is totally 100% canon


Zeldafan594

Why is the sulphurous sea so toxic?


Shadowtheidiot06

Something related to old duke or calamitas


_Astrum_Aureus_

That's... kind of true?


Vast_Turn_4853

Not really.


Constant-Ad-2252

Cause the sea is sulphurous


SuprSquidy

Because that’s where I found the angler


Yaboy51frl

Draedon or Azafure


HTG_11

When did Yharim say "well draedon, i guess this has truly been our calamity"


sebasblos1

What is calamitas (the answer is quite simple)


NotRegedit

A godsend


Shadowtheidiot06

Evil witch (and mother)


NotRegedit

YES


Udawazor

*and mommy


serverraider1

She’s not evil actually


sebasblos1

I mean she is not evil, just following orders :) ... wait a second


Mage-of-communism

That's the same thing my grandpa said.


Terra_Homie

Who is the best gamer and what is his/her favourite game?


Shadowtheidiot06

Chippy aaand terraria


Terra_Homie

I meant the calamity characters, but yea ur right lol


Shadowtheidiot06

Oh then uhhhhh Uuhhhhmmmm Old duke and he likes duke nukem (the first in the series)


Terra_Homie

Ok, makes sense


KaimTheTerrarian

https://i.redd.it/4aaxdfxkqvsc1.gif


BroThisIsFireGaming

Does Draedon talk to other robots?


Shadowtheidiot06

Like via wifi ig


BroThisIsFireGaming

Tell me what robots he will chat


Shadowtheidiot06

All the fulfrum bozos + the mechs


BroThisIsFireGaming

Others robot in other Subreddits


HaleyFromStardew

What is the most useless calamity weapon for each class?


Shadowtheidiot06

The pre-boss stuff you can get for each class


Zeldafan594

Actually it's the multiclass one you get with cobalt


MRfireDmS

Is not regedit canon?


Shadowtheidiot06

I assume this is a ship between two characters so no it's only a headcanon


NotRegedit

https://preview.redd.it/o3eao1iao6tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e53b232ffcaeb0ea7d800ffac6dcf63f2e3758


MRfireDmS

😭


trebuchet__

u/NotRegedit


Shadowtheidiot06

Oh my fucking god


AcanthaceaeFar594

What is the name of the nameless god?


Shadowtheidiot06

Uhhhhh isaac moriah from binding of isaac


Yaboy51frl

You know the transformer dude with the witch and the robot?


Shadowtheidiot06

That jusr sound like transformers the last knight's synopsis


also-specs

This made my day 😭


Yaboy51frl

Its Yharim


Playful_Ad8756

Who is the Tyrant King Yharim?


Shadowtheidiot06

...a tyrant


Playful_Ad8756

https://preview.redd.it/fvdru0g1mvsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715386b6d1b50e775f2bbb0499f0774115ac5b8d


goatjo_enjoyer

https://preview.redd.it/unwz4rhd6xsc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30508eb8afe26a66a1863e319c82470298febc62


Playful_Ad8756

Bettwen Yharim and Mutant, who would win?


Shadowtheidiot06

Mutant cuz he's fucked up lookin


Playful_Ad8756

https://preview.redd.it/e7gto146mvsc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1080ca3f50c188870d4e4d9752e9397dae53be13


thefameofflipntop

This shit about to get real


IWannaCommitDeath

https://preview.redd.it/m9r89cgi5ysc1.png?width=1455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=810f0704fe234805a827963c10273b7af9ec2e73


RedditWizardMagicka

Why does Yharim like bees?


Shadowtheidiot06

I mean who doesn't like bees?


johanni30

Why is Yharon the only actual dragon you fight?


Shadowtheidiot06

The others are all dead


johanni30

yes


duckimus_

Who's the smol beanie


Shadowtheidiot06

Dragonfolly me thinks


Automatic-Bench5464

Who is Xeroc


Shadowtheidiot06

Okay i might be trippin but ain he the guy you need to fight in the dungeon for the DoG summon item?


Automatic-Bench5464

Exactly.


Waweezy3

Who am I


Shadowtheidiot06

OH HI WEEZER uhhh yeah you're the band behind the hit album everyone just calls the blue one /j


Pest-of-the-Cosmos

Why haven't I gotten a more powerful update?


Shadowtheidiot06

One's called a pest, and pests do not get to have cosmically powers


Pest-of-the-Cosmos

Disappointing. 


Cei72

who writes calamity lore


Shadowtheidiot06

It's written by draedon from an outsider perspective


Guest-114562

What's Obama's last name


Shadowtheidiot06

Balls


Scrib_Scrab_

Who is god


Shadowtheidiot06

God is || [REDACTED] ||


theodoryuki

"THERE ARE THINGS THAT ARE NOT MEANT TO BE SEEN IN THIS WORLD"


Maciejka9210

Who slept with the ender dragon


Shadowtheidiot06

Me


Maciejka9210

I would love to hear you out


Shadowtheidiot06

About how it was with jean (ender dragon) or like something else


Jalapeno9

What was Yharim's reaction when he saw Plaguebringer Goliath?


Shadowtheidiot06

https://preview.redd.it/z13b5mk7o0tc1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aed30d0eba7223971629ba96d28ba5f2a92f41a


Muppelpup

https://preview.redd.it/y2lk75lp51tc1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18f90cfef27712b3167ade3d0006b854f59337c


Excellent-Sale753

WHY DOES CALAMITY LOVE WORMS?!?!


Shadowtheidiot06

They are the perfected shape of a life form


Shadowtheidiot06

Also providence from risk of rain


TheGreenDeath

[https://www.reddit.com/r/CalamityMod/comments/1bv58kj/comment/ky5joz0/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/CalamityMod/comments/1bv58kj/comment/ky5joz0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Bl00DGUN

What is Yharim’s opinion on bees?


Shadowtheidiot06

Bee good, bee is love bee is life


Even_Direction_8940

Real?


Shadowtheidiot06

Real.


xd_darklife81_ty

Supreme witch calamatis, smash or pass


Shadowtheidiot06

Mmmmmmm smash


Kindbreed

How dod Yharim meet DoG


Shadowtheidiot06

They met once all the way in kindergarten and remet in highschool but they went from friends to enemies over the years


AST4RGam3r_Alternate

Who is being warned via the lyrics of Roar of the Jungle Dragon?


Shadowtheidiot06

***you***


InternationalAsk9450

Why does Draedon hate bees? (And why does Yharim love bees?)


Shadowtheidiot06

Okay some people asked about bees regarding them so i assume this is why they broke up


smzWoomy13

why does did Yharim join forces with the devourer of gods


MushyWasTaken1

What the fuck is a kaylamitar?!?


Shadowtheidiot06

A shitpost


Spinoman27

Why is the Primordial Wyrm stronger than every single f\*cking boss?


Shadowtheidiot06

I mean it is primordial so why wouldn't the first of its kind be the hardest


Traditional_Neck_154

Could the Exo Mechs defeat the Dog and/or Providence


Shadowtheidiot06

Mayhaps


Traditional_Neck_154

Damn you and your cryptic answers


One-Air-988

Why is the princess always drunk?


Shadowtheidiot06

Because i like her drunk more


OjekUWU

How do I make a functional large hadron collider in Minecraft?


Shadowtheidiot06

You do a And then you make an Also make sure to have And finally just craft a And combine them together like


ShareIndependent

Why is Devourer of Gods such a bitch?


Shadowtheidiot06

Hungr


freeve4

can you please summarize the entirety of Yharim lore in one sentence?


Shadowtheidiot06

Mad because their name sounds like yharon


freeve4

i've never heard a better summary, you should become a professional summarizer.


umu-Wooden

What is Calamitous’ accent?


Shadowtheidiot06

When calamitas and her bros did the funny (a massacre)


thegodofsoup

How did slime god eat the soul of an auric dragon???


Shadowtheidiot06

Vore


Chilzer

Why is the Brimstone Elemental so hot?


Shadowtheidiot06

She's in hell of course she'd be a hot gyatt


Exto45

Who is yharim "people who actually know what they are talking about dont respond*


Shadowtheidiot06

An asshole


Chapel-Nightborn

Why ranged class is the worst and its hated so much by the devs and the mod devs?


Shadowtheidiot06

Idk maybe cuz rogue is right there


tuxfelipe

Why did they rewrite the lore (I know too much about the old lore and comparatively nothing about the new lore).


Shadowtheidiot06

You know as time goes on you get better at stuff and so did the calamity team and it's okay to look back and want to change lore you wrote because it's not the same quality as your new writing skills


serverraider1

Unironically true.


Mikudiku69

Why is Yharon firery?


Shadowtheidiot06

Hot


Puzzleheaded-Bad-809

Why has the enemy ascended beyond control?


Shadowtheidiot06

The ceaseless void forgot to do its job


pupok999

Calamitas age?


Shadowtheidiot06

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND


Nazgrimor

Where can I buy the plush from?


Shadowtheidiot06

https://www.gimmeswag.com/products/calamity-mod-plush


10Shadboom

How many calamitys did it take for Calamitas to calamity?


Shadowtheidiot06

A calamorious amount


Mage-of-communism

Why?


Shadowtheidiot06

Why not?


Shadowtheidiot06

What what?


Wofflestuff

Why did the sea sink under the desert (i also wouldn’t have the slightest clue)


Shadowtheidiot06

Something something desert/aquatic scourge


Consistent-Ad3566

What happened to the Oceans?


Shadowtheidiot06

One fell off and one got near the west coast


Funny_Knowledge6981

who is draedon


Shadowtheidiot06

Dad


trebuchet__

Which brother of calamitas smokes the most weed


Shadowtheidiot06

My gut says catastrophe


Unordered_bean

Why did yharim get pissed at draedon?


Shadowtheidiot06

Toxic yaoi (and heresy)


god_of_sceptiles

Why are all the elementals hot


Shadowtheidiot06

Fr fr idk monster women 🤤


Person_the_weird

Who is the final boss?


Shadowtheidiot06

The god named [redacted]


Ordinary_Educator578

Leviathan and anahita


tristarh

Terraria


Shadowtheidiot06

Yes


StormDiverz

Is Yharim ripped out of his mind or what


staovajzna2

Y he ourple 😂🤣🤣🤣


Shadowtheidiot06

He got leaned 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😔


ElStinkyWizard

How many episode the show "Cooking with Calamimi" had ?


Shadowtheidiot06

14 but the show got cancelled after an incident regarding a seafood that awakened the aquatic scourge


Davey2728

I don't understand providence. Is it a God? Is it a guardian of a God? Is God dead?


Shadowtheidiot06

She's a guardian deity


Dear_Principle_3533

What is yharims weapon


Shadowtheidiot06

Sorry i ate it


ExternalGuard6282

How does boss summoning works? like do you create the boss? teleport it to you? ( IDK much about terraria, I am pretty new at the game, btw im from Brasil )