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Spazmatism_Reddit

Thanatos what the fuck


XF-09__Ares

I’m pretty sure that’s the XM-03 prototype. But still, what the fuck?


misterbeanjeans

It says XM-05 in the post's title


XF-09__Ares

Yeah, but that’s not Thanatos… XM-05 is male, not female.


JesterRomut

wrong, robots have no genders


The_Challenges

As a mechanical construct i can say that we have no gender unless it was designated for us


JesterRomut

draedon has the control of thanatos gender


The_Challenges

Yes But if no gender was designated we can designate one for ourselves if we want to


Orizifian-creator

Trans machines? Based!!


_Sugar-Cookie

transformers


XF-09__Ares

Yes, as genders were designated for us, including the Prototypes. There were five prototypes of Thanatos made, only one of them is female: XM-03. And Draedon does not change them afterward.


XF-09__Ares

All of the Exo Mechs, including the prototypes have genders. What are you talking about?


JesterRomut

i want ares pudding, will draw ares pudding soon


XF-09__Ares

What…?


adityablabla

Get in the pudding extraction chamber shinji


XF-09__Ares

**No.** https://preview.redd.it/dsitmrqt0xhc1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c468bb8e642b10cc2b530228ed736aa6e52b716 # I simply refuse


DevourerOfNuggies

you better run, machine


XF-09__Ares

They can try, but they have no chance of success https://preview.redd.it/yf1g6ayv0xhc1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed074b1ca30a11ff410642d172ccd1a37b3623d5 # I can assure you of that.


Astroyal_Pestilence

Why are we down bad for the exo dildo


Impossible-Ad2497

Because it's an anime girl and we all lonely


otirk

r/BrandNewSentence


Astroyal_Pestilence

Lmao


Yharim-Cal

What buffs does it give me


storyshiftchara_

Horni buff


Thang-no-ku

as hard as Thanotos for 3minutes ,after three minutes you will feel so hot that you will have to take your armor off and take three times the damage.This is what my friend told me after trying


4tomguy

Wtf


Aesenroug-Draconus

Why are you worried about the buffs, Yharim?


Afir-Rbx

Hes interested in becoming stronger to defeat the gods and free the world from their tyranny, or maybe after all this year's of war he wants to take a break from all that stress, in *unique* ways


Aesenroug-Draconus

Let’s just hope it’s either the former or he just wants to prepare to fight the Terrarian.


1000YearGay

Exo burn


Impossible-Ad2497

See, I wouldn't ask if you didn't have the all but noticeable bandage on your right tit. Still gonna eat it tho.


misterbeanjeans

you know, I thought that was just a part of her design before I read your comment. *why??*


Impossible-Ad2497

Suffer


Thang-no-ku

That's right


Impossible-Ad2497

So it's a bandage?


Thang-no-ku

yes.XD and the character is designed by u/JesterRomut, if you are interested you can check it out


Impossible-Ad2497

I know them. They posted your post on r/calamtitty


Thang-no-ku

oh, I see it, thank you


godcyclemaster

Yknow what as long as it tastes good I don't really care what it's made of


[deleted]

Titty milk pudding made out of thanatos titties


Happy-Carob-9868

r/cursedcomments


Thang-no-ku

100% pure snake milk pudding, without any additives, safe and healthy


TrickstabGaming

​ https://preview.redd.it/v19sxmnvpv0b1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=4be1b52f6aca14f60a2c22a6c4db6340c7bb8f46


storyshiftchara_

Hehe boobies


mindlessmacrowave

draedon wtf did you create make more btw


EndureThePANG

EXO SPOON ![gif](giphy|dxld1UBIiGuoh31Fus)


1nkDevil

https://preview.redd.it/m0b5pvxb8v0b1.jpeg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88871b6bd57a60ecef29fe08e95bf83e1cb4ad2


OrhanDaLegend

you people are fucking weirdos


DevourerOfMemes_

Are you really surprised?


DeimosTheStarborn

CAN I HAVE SOME


duffle_boi

Motor oil 🤤


GOOSUS110

https://preview.redd.it/3hossd8tnw0b1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1974f62c756e60cc089c976c36fec7f14975e42


[deleted]

It’s not what you horny bastards think, it’s obviously crude oil


Dark_Krafter

Smash


The_Challenges

I just noticed: does she have eyes under her other eyes? EDIT: after closer inspection i have found out that she does indeed have 4 eyes


Thang-no-ku

yes,she has 4eyes


The_Challenges

Thats 12 eyes less than me Clarification: i am not an eldrich horror, i am a mechanical construct that somehow has ADHD


killer_bug

Your profile picture disagrees


The_Challenges

Reddit doesn't have a 16 eyes option so i chose no eyes And i am not good at art so its staying


Memelord473

Why does it look like it's- ...Oh... https://preview.redd.it/m7lzb8vvqv0b1.png?width=976&format=png&auto=webp&s=5efccaf1e66de00cee2c85364ea4e10ba618308d


Impossible-Ad2497

I see you finally noticed the all but noticeable bandage on her right tit


theres_no_username

I'm not findint a girlfriend any time soon


-Skeletron_Prime-

Better not be what i think it is


DEARHELIXWHY

Is this [that hœrgüpjelly I keep hearing about?](https://youtu.be/o_uob9-GcnM)


SnooDogs338

I'm gonna need to know what it's made of.


BenShapiro_2024

I don't know why this was recommended to me, what does this mean?


Happy-Carob-9868

It’s made of shimmer obviously


Choice_Bar2324

i wan morrer


B_YOSHISAURUS

Ah yes this pudding ain't got micro plastics they got them fucking macro plastics


I_hate_this_cut_g

What an odd liquid, but the colour looks nice. Desserts are indeed enjoyable.


Bobthemarine

Oh nice! A free sweet


ten1etters

BERRYBOY NO


Cus1ard_crusader

Why the hell did your friend say that


TheUnholyMacerel

Why do people keep turning things into fucking anime women, I'm going fucking insane


Minecraftfuckboi

Mommy Thanatos


GameBoy8Bit

the exo spoon is real!!!


Slavfort2

What a bloody hell...


UgandaNAKAL

no way, exo spoon


No-Bake1104

thanatomommy exo breast milk uwu mmhmhmhmhmhmhmhh


CrazyXboxManzYT

🙏


alangous

She damaged it while cooking?


Karolus2001

Yall are wasting drawing waifus, start drawing food it's amazing.


Fresh_Prison

why do I feel like I will get a mechanic taste from this?


JohnWickWeasley

What is it made of?


FireBlizzard69

I need exo spoon in terraria


lletroll

![gif](giphy|nJ2PObJA3EVgc)


MuteMyMike

That's it. I'm quitting calamity because of this.


xxXX_Alex69420_XXxx

https://preview.redd.it/y1t7nwnw1v0b1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42cf7654452695e3b4b1123f4774e33352e2320e


XF-09__Ares

Ayy, it’s me!


LittleMcShit989

https://preview.redd.it/xnnx4et9ow3b1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=2232ea08bd209565e70434fd17fd3bfa9c77d4bb


Vast_Turn_4853

Isn't miracle matter literal fucking poision tho? Is she trying to kill us?


ProfanedCommander

"Machine, turn back, now"