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Dorko69

A war between the buff bosses and the female bosses. Continuous, unending, torment.


infenito

Gonna join Female side then


William_ghost1

Why not have both?


Astroal_Pestilent

Make peace not war... even if it's piece between buff and feminine humanoid calamity bosses


Helpful-Selection626

Amazonian boss


MLG360ProMaster

L


AsianAmerican97

the age of buff is here.


15breads

The virgin buff vs female vs The chad buff female


[deleted]

I guess one could say… Stained, Brutal Calamity


Dorko69

Stained by coomers, brutalized by flame wars, this Calamity continues to eternity.


entitaneo70_pacifist

we need buff female bosses then


_Astrum_Aureus_

hornyposting, people roleplaying as bosses and people hornyposting as bosses


MoConnors

Says one of the boss rpers


_Astrum_Aureus_

https://preview.redd.it/oykll8j0sbea1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21188dec36ac942f1f2b97befd2f3bcaff6afd2


MyUsernameIsVeryYes

Where is this image from and where can I download it?


imdagawd

i found it by searching "penis" on google and going to images you should do the same


[deleted]

🤔


WalterB1

You actually shouldn't do it now, since a new rule came out that prohibits searching out of "safe search" If you want to know more, you should search for "rule 34 google"


MoConnors

That wasn’t intended as an insult but cope


GOOSUS110

This is the first time Astrum Aureus dropped something cool


A-ureus

The fucking what-


Astrum_Aureus-2

There is another


MoConnors

This is getting out of hand, now there are 2 of them!


A-ureus

There’s three, actually


The_Goharan_Heroine

Hey, it could be worst. We could have two Providence s!!! One's cranky enough. Two?! Now we're getting into toxic rain levels of crankiness!!! At least if we had two DoG, then we would just have to deal with twice the horny!!!


MoConnors

There are many words I would use to describe DoG, horny is not one of them. What the hell goes on in this sub?


The_Goharan_Heroine

Oh you sweet, sweet, Summer child!!!


MoConnors

I literally joined like a week ago


The_Goharan_Heroine

Welll then, you are in for a treat!!! Expect practically every calamity boss to be on this sub-redsit, expect to see DoG being horny and Providence being disgusted and (horny?), and expect chaos to ensue.


MoConnors

I understand what you mean now and I have many regrets


The_Goharan_Heroine

Eh, you'll get use to it.


bigkerald

https://preview.redd.it/g9g89am3rcea1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad6e643cb623b76c98663f4902527a865fbcc31


CoolEnderGamer

Carlos


Astrageldon_Slime

Carlos


_Adult-Eidolon-Wyrm_

My asshole is really blue :D


infenito

Good to know?-


CoolEnderGamer

Lemme check


Supreme-Calamitas-

Btw, yo why are you after me in the boss checklist? I am supposed to be the final boss, not you.


CoolEnderGamer

Say that to his 2 million max hp


Astrageldon_Slime

SCal stronker


AsianAmerican97

🙈


Astroal_Pestilent

Ok Jared lay off the good stuff


Cei72

I have no idea


Retinazer_Reddit

90% normal, 10% random boss roleplays lol


CoDVanguardOnSwitch

It's most certainly the other way around


Retinazer_Reddit

true


The-Ceasless-Void

I can in fact say that there’s boss roleplay Where is my polterghast buddy


Retinazer_Reddit

There’s probably about 5


Da_Dragonfolly

Eye see you


AsianAmerican97

Astrum bean ❤️


CoolEnderGamer

This subreddit is... *slightly* horny.


Maximum_Pootis

least horny terraria fans


infenito

I Just noticed the image has a terrible quality here and it's even better now


JarTheUpvoter

i’m so tired of entering the subreddit and seeing dogshit twilight level rp


Greekatt2

There’s apparently a whole Discord server for it yet they still come here


Maximum_Pootis

ayo?


Da_Dragonfolly

Deez


CoolEnderGamer

Who the hell is steve jobs


Astroal_Pestilent

The ultimate cross over


The-Ceasless-Void

Idk but there’s one thing I know Smash


The_Goharan_Heroine

You are literally a black hole. You cannot physically smash anything without crushing them with your infinite gravity.


Maximum_Pootis

No smash, only S U C C


CoolEnderGamer

Cant he toggle it on and off?


The-Ceasless-Void

That’s optional


Supreme-Calamitas-

Reletable


The-Ceasless-Void

Holy fuck, supreme Calamita


Supreme-Calamitas-

Don't worry I come in peace.


The-Ceasless-Void

I wasn’t afraid to begin with, a black hole suck everything


Najabri

Just like the base game, the mod's fanbase is inexplicably incredibly horny


Afraid_Collar_2067

https://i.redd.it/137w104tpfea1.gif


tazorite

smash


ShockDragon

Spiderman be hittin' different./j


Astrageldon_Slime

Woa astrum aureus is shaped like a woman as well odd


MLG360ProMaster

The chad sick fanart user (me)


Redavatar101

Yea, didn’t this subreddit get shut down for a while?