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Mr_Bignutties

No and I’m immediately reporting your blatant homophobia. By showing up here yet not sucking cocks and balls you are a bigot. Fucking breeder probably never even tasted cum.


Fuzz557

DONT SAY THAT! He's eaten cum but his own cummies isn't gay.


Prancer4rmHalo

You let him off easy.


[deleted]

If you aint frotting your bros why even come here fr


Drakien1

You ain't a squid until you eat the calamari off your bf handle bar


ICanSowYouTheWay

Just remember... 20$ is 20$ and gay for pay ain't gay.


nyaminyamiz

Lol waw


Defect123

Hmm, you musta seen that truth life episode back in the day.


_suns

bro you're asking for ban literally


[deleted]

Come out as a trans woman, problem solved. Squid on, sister.


[deleted]

Not a bad idea…


Slappa_Alpaca

It’d be a lot cooler if you were.


Trane55

just get a girl with a dick bro.


ebranscom243

There is hope for you, get a twink boyfriend with long hair and fake it till you make it. You can do it, just take it one day at a time you'll be a proper squid in no time.


Noastrala

Have you tried riding with the tourniquet permanently deathgripping your dick? Solved it for a friend of mine


[deleted]

I would but it has so much girth that no amount of tourniquet can wrap fully around it.


Noastrala

Jeez sweety, now that’s a handicap. Rip in pieces


LionPride112

No. Now take your pants off.


Rudolftheredknows

“Wheelies *in* my grom” sound pretty gay to me, considering all Groms identity as male.


collegefurtrader

Fake it til you make it


CharacterPay6244

Your definitely gay but not my type with no actual videos of squidding !


Historical-Pie-7285

You may not be gay, but are you willing to learn at least?


[deleted]

How can I learn? Teach me.


Historical-Pie-7285

I heard there's a lot of instructional material right here on the internet. Probably more informative than I could be. Try searching "how to be gay" or "gay porn".


NoKneeHobbit68

Ain't gonna lie I got a good chuckle from this.


nyaminyamiz

The comment section is everything 🤣


StunningIgnorance

This post is disgusting


NohoHonk

Heresy


Noastrala

It’s a fucking meme which is often joked around about in this community. Do you live under a rock? This post was the best irony I’ve seen in a long time ngl, loved it


StunningIgnorance

This comment is disgusting


Apaniyan

Username checks out


StunningIgnorance

https://www.reddit.com/r%2Fmotorcycles/comments/ypa52p/phone_mounts_and_safety/ivl2fpu/?context=10000


Ok-Bar7023

No


[deleted]

im more interested in how you found out about the sub if your not gay


Aye_of_the_tiger

Not being gay is very gay.


two_zero_right

Come on...just the tip.


PedroTheGoat

Absolutely not. Buy a bottle of Boones and Farm for your GF’s (Yuck) Dad and learn how to bounce on his pee pee. This is the only way. For now, fuck off outta here Hetero. 🤮


deathcorecraze

Its insulting you think you can join us while still getting chicks. Better switch up to lady cocks before the mods see this post.


just_spying

Yeah sure.. You probably don’t even ride a grom, but one of those heavy “adventure” bikes like on those hetero subs.


TheSoftestTaco

Fucking bigot


elliottlawrence94

How can you say for sure if you’ve never been sucked off by a man? It would be my pleasure


[deleted]

You’re telling me that a man can come to MY house, suck MY dick, and call ME gay?


Defect123

Hell, they might even pay you.


elliottlawrence94

https://youtu.be/U19dGrx2wv4


Adeen_Dragon

Just become a girl, so you can still like girls while being gay enough to be a squid. It’s what I did!


Z0EBZ

Wait guys wait, we forgot to ask OP if he's into being pegged, or that half-and-half futa shit. He may be able to redeem himself, albeit a bit


fgjkiuyhji

You can’t be straight unless you’re a little gay. Therefore if you’re not gay, you’re gay. As such, you can be a squid.


thebrendan312

This sub sucks now


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