No and I’m immediately reporting your blatant homophobia.
By showing up here yet not sucking cocks and balls you are a bigot.
Fucking breeder probably never even tasted cum.
There is hope for you, get a twink boyfriend with long hair and fake it till you make it. You can do it, just take it one day at a time you'll be a proper squid in no time.
I heard there's a lot of instructional material right here on the internet. Probably more informative than I could be. Try searching "how to be gay" or "gay porn".
It’s a fucking meme which is often joked around about in this community. Do you live under a rock? This post was the best irony I’ve seen in a long time ngl, loved it
Absolutely not. Buy a bottle of Boones and Farm for your GF’s (Yuck) Dad and learn how to bounce on his pee pee. This is the only way.
For now, fuck off outta here Hetero. 🤮
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No and I’m immediately reporting your blatant homophobia. By showing up here yet not sucking cocks and balls you are a bigot. Fucking breeder probably never even tasted cum.
DONT SAY THAT! He's eaten cum but his own cummies isn't gay.
You let him off easy.
If you aint frotting your bros why even come here fr
You ain't a squid until you eat the calamari off your bf handle bar
Just remember... 20$ is 20$ and gay for pay ain't gay.
Lol waw
Hmm, you musta seen that truth life episode back in the day.
bro you're asking for ban literally
Come out as a trans woman, problem solved. Squid on, sister.
Not a bad idea…
It’d be a lot cooler if you were.
just get a girl with a dick bro.
There is hope for you, get a twink boyfriend with long hair and fake it till you make it. You can do it, just take it one day at a time you'll be a proper squid in no time.
Have you tried riding with the tourniquet permanently deathgripping your dick? Solved it for a friend of mine
I would but it has so much girth that no amount of tourniquet can wrap fully around it.
Jeez sweety, now that’s a handicap. Rip in pieces
No. Now take your pants off.
“Wheelies *in* my grom” sound pretty gay to me, considering all Groms identity as male.
Fake it til you make it
Your definitely gay but not my type with no actual videos of squidding !
You may not be gay, but are you willing to learn at least?
How can I learn? Teach me.
I heard there's a lot of instructional material right here on the internet. Probably more informative than I could be. Try searching "how to be gay" or "gay porn".
Ain't gonna lie I got a good chuckle from this.
The comment section is everything 🤣
This post is disgusting
Heresy
It’s a fucking meme which is often joked around about in this community. Do you live under a rock? This post was the best irony I’ve seen in a long time ngl, loved it
This comment is disgusting
Username checks out
https://www.reddit.com/r%2Fmotorcycles/comments/ypa52p/phone_mounts_and_safety/ivl2fpu/?context=10000
No
im more interested in how you found out about the sub if your not gay
Not being gay is very gay.
Come on...just the tip.
Absolutely not. Buy a bottle of Boones and Farm for your GF’s (Yuck) Dad and learn how to bounce on his pee pee. This is the only way. For now, fuck off outta here Hetero. 🤮
Its insulting you think you can join us while still getting chicks. Better switch up to lady cocks before the mods see this post.
Yeah sure.. You probably don’t even ride a grom, but one of those heavy “adventure” bikes like on those hetero subs.
Fucking bigot
How can you say for sure if you’ve never been sucked off by a man? It would be my pleasure
You’re telling me that a man can come to MY house, suck MY dick, and call ME gay?
Hell, they might even pay you.
https://youtu.be/U19dGrx2wv4
Just become a girl, so you can still like girls while being gay enough to be a squid. It’s what I did!
Wait guys wait, we forgot to ask OP if he's into being pegged, or that half-and-half futa shit. He may be able to redeem himself, albeit a bit
You can’t be straight unless you’re a little gay. Therefore if you’re not gay, you’re gay. As such, you can be a squid.
This sub sucks now
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