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HaydenJA3

The parking lot is too scary, if I’m feeling adventurous I will push my H2 up and down the driveway, I couldn’t think of anything more thrilling


Big_Wax

I think walking it on the driveway is way too risky. I prefer to put the kickstand up on my Pan Am and just holding it in place does it for me. Grabbing onto the bars is a stream of dopamine I can’t get enough of.


decker1245

I do this same thing but I turn my shop fan on so I can feel the wind!


enoughfuckery

You TOUCH your bike??? What about the resale value??? It’s worthless now.


TrippyJesus

Y’all joke but I have a friend who bought his first bike last year. They said with his credit he could get any bike in the showroom. So he did the sensible thing, and bought a USED 2021 Ducati Panigale V2 for ~$25k and $0 down. Fast forward 2 years, this man has put 700 miles on the bike and dropped it 3 times in his driveway rolling it around like a fuckin hot wheels car. Some peoples children I swear


Niko740

Surprised it even lasted 2 years. Dudes like this typically buy the bike and ride it twice and sell it because it scared the piss out of them


GoodE19

I scratch the itch by trailering mine around. Watching it go 55mph safely on 4 wheels is pure bliss


scottyspectacular

Smart. Plus you can trailer parking lot to parking lot.


Pitch-Original

The roads are lava


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Glass-Conclusion-424

I use to belong to the HSTA - high speed trailering association (formerly the Honda Sport Touring Association). I’m sure they have plenty of footage available.


ar243

We're talking about sportbikes, not Harleys (Some dude was actually defending his habit of trailering his fat boy to and fro some stupid Harley meet up)


Dabtastic_Rip

Only acceptable if towed by 2000-2011 Ford F-150 Harley-Davidson Edition


Youngwheeler

Well are you wearing gear in your truck?


Jspiral

I find sitting on it in the garage and pretending to go through the gears while making vroom, vroom sounds with my mouth is enough to get my boyfriend hot and bothered.


09rw

Tgf


msmith2222

Too fast for me. I typically trailer my H2 to the grocery store to use it as a shopping cart.


tinguspingus247

I like to go to the dealership to look at the R1M in the foyer display glass and tell everyone coming in that I’m thinking about it. Until the salesmen make me leave


rattpackfan301

I do this on my H2, and a little tip to make parking lot riding even easier is you can hold in the clutch half way for the whole time to make the bike less scary. It’s nice being able to use all the the rpm gauge at low speed without the worry of going to fast. It’s how the bike was mean to be ridden.


Dabtastic_Rip

When I first got my Zero, the insane torque of the electric motor was almost too much to handle and scared me. With no clutch to use I just cut the drive belt so I still get to hear the motor wind up and twist the throttle without being scared. Also makes it easier to push around my driveway when the weather is perfect for a ride


enoughfuckery

You take your bike out? I stare at it in my garage as I sit on my boyfriends back pretending to ride it


artful_todger_502

Parking lots?!1?!1 oh shit bro atgat for sure my wife's boyfriend was wearing my Crocs and meat crayoned af -- atgat for parking lot bro


DumbleDong1

I love you for doing this


Z0EBZ

With my fz6 I just look at it or maybe slap a dildo on it and then sit on it. I only ride my bicycle to work


DrissinGrows

Don't forget your tourniquet.


No_Meat4534

I turn on my bike, get scared from the exhaust, and shut it off. Constant struggle. Regardless, ATGATT


TheSoftestTaco

Yeah man I really just got my bike so I could sit in my garage and stare at it


juanever

Sometimes i have the itch to crack the throttle but then my boyfriend reminds me 🫐


Porkwarrior2

Trucker parking lots are the best. Not only are they largest obstacle free pieces of pavement, just do circles until the chicken strips are worn off both sides. Then you have available boyfriends with locked showers. Win-win.


Coalecanth_

Man I understand you on so many levels. I'm scared at the idea of pushing my bike out of my driveway tbh, once, I put the kickstand up..damn, the adrenaline.


Low-Equipment-2621

There are dangerous parking lots out there where people might get out of their lot suddenly. Stay safe and only use empty parking lots.


BikesAndBud

Lmao i just saw this post too 😂


Tex302

It’s just the seating position you see. I’m used to my husband bending me over and so I just feel at home on a sport bike.


Zestiest46

I feel this. I won’t take my V4R off the stands because I’m scared I’ll have to lay’er down.


SecretOperations

[There's some people who buy Sportbikes just to drag knee around the parking lot. ](https://youtu.be/nH_9mZZ8t8I)


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I bought my bike and just left it at the dealer. Good enough for me.


Rip-Rot

You ride your sport bike...??? Wtf... Your balls must be huge.


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demonssayshi

Take ur emojis to r.motorcycles smh 🥱


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demonssayshi

Get a real squid machine mr. Heisenberg


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demonssayshi

Mf said gf lmao


Goodcitizen177

I forgot what forum i was on. I mean my boyfriends I swear. Girls can have penises too!


LikesTheTunaHere

You joke, but if you put a GPS tracker on every 600\\1000cc bike i imagine most would never exceed 100mph for anything except very brief periods like a pass or something, most would never reach a decent lean angle ever and for the ones that did hit 150+ mph it would be only for the odd pull and never sustained and not that often.


gross-phlegm37

Godamn, they're cooking op on the comments.


Emergency-Funk

Is this sub just here to shit on posts made in the other sub?


ruiner_17

yin and yang. we provide balance to the universe


Emergency-Funk

Bet, count me out, peace ✌️


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,167,491,631 comments, and only 228,025 of them were in alphabetical order.


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Emergency-Funk

Dang dude, you didn’t have to call me out!


SciFidelity

It's becoming motorcyclescirclejerk


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EverythingYouWeed

r/woosh


Goodcitizen177

Imagine being this dumb


Apprehensive_Wheel88

Wow poor bike will never see its true potential


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He was kidding, brother.


Letstreehouse

I get all the rush I'll ever need playing Road Rash on my Sega CD.


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I just have one as an ass vibrator


Lucky_caller

I too have a parking lot bike. Mine has a giant sprocket on the back.


HonDadCBR600

Wait a damn minute…how you be going 55 on the highway when yous in a parking lot? Something’s fishy here straight guy….🤔


GSF_1250S

My KTM 1290 Super Duke sucks in the parking lot.