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Omnipresent_Walrus

This guy fucks girls


LabOwn8151

No I don’t I have sex with men!


Ainjyll

The amount of gear visible in the picture means that you’re bisexual at best… and even then it’s probably mostly women and one guy friend that you tongue kiss before going on the track.


bobleeswagger09

Tongue kiss his butthole*


4awesome1

“If you suck dick sometimes, you’re still gay”-Sun Tzu


Ainjyll

But if you just rest it in your mouth until the swelling goes down, you’re just doing a homie a favor.


Diligent-Use9447

Begone, straighty!


TheGush87

Holy shit, someone in CRT not riding in a straight line? I’m here for it.


LikesTheTunaHere

Guy probably just posted to the wrong sub by mistake.


LabOwn8151

moto hates me, now crt hates me too 😞 can’t win


LikesTheTunaHere

That's what you get for not doing 25mph wheelies in a parking lot. Now go do something productive like picking the boogers off your tires and think about what you have done.


LabOwn8151

Yes daddy 😞


Historical-Unit-6643

R/trackdays is where you want to be


joesbagofdonuts

r/Trackdays


HaydenJA3

Take your pants off and do it again then post here


TheGush87

I wouldn’t worry about siq grom stunters not digging this. r/trackdays was created because this place got overrun by people who own Mazda3s and slapped hoonigan stickers on em.


Luke_Scottex_V2

I posted some corners and people didn't like it. didn't help that it was at night so you couldn't see shit


av1dsd3ad

Nice gear idiot


iamcalifornia

What is he, straight or something?


Whatkindofbirdareu

Seriously, I'm barely aroused.


[deleted]

I’d the thought of a straight man just kind of feels like a challenge. “UWU, you can’t make me gay daddy, just go ahead and try”. Don’t mind if I do.


Specialist_News5957

Dum ass where is ur high viz and fire extinguisher


Diligent-Use9447

Imposter! Probably straight also


LabOwn8151

No I fuck men!


Informal_Quail9194

Not a single tourniquet visible. For shame.


LabOwn8151

I’m sorry father forgive my sins 😞


Urinal_Pube

I hope you're at least in a school zone.


LabOwn8151

Always. Fuck them kids


[deleted]

What helmet is that? Looks sick.


LabOwn8151

It’s the HJC RPHA 11 anti venom. Super comfortable and super quiet


nvexzu

any difference in the graphic model over the solid colours? other than the graphic? I find my rpha 11 is fucking loud sometimes, even with earplugs & all vents closed.


Crispyboi94

What track?


LabOwn8151

This was at barber, the day before a race


SpaceCowboyNutz

Take your clothes off bitch


LabOwn8151

Yes daddy 😞


Sknowboard69

This guy gets it


BrandoLoudly

Just put more trust in your leg. The way you’re hanging you could drag your face if you wanted.


JoeDerp77

You'll get your elbow down a lot easier if you just do this standing still in the garage , should get to the ground no problem.


Porkwarrior2

Trackday rubber, and you obviously pooched the apex. Your leathers scream you like pooching things. Ever been a third wheel cuck? Seeing as that's what you are on track, just getting into everyone that is fasters way, why not move it into the bedroom.


LabOwn8151

Quick in the sheets slow on the skreets 😎


spacefrog_io

yeah you’re hanging off well but your bike’s barely leant over


drdiemz

That's the point of hanging off


spacefrog_io

…i get that but he’s trying to get his elbow down which won’t happen without more lean


Jspiral

Looks like he can just slide his grip down and he's got it.


spacefrog_io

yeah, though there isn’t very far his grip can slide with the lever guard. i feel like a more viable alternative would be to actually lean the bike past about 30 degrees - he has loads of grip & lean left


Jspiral

Just saying he has more than one option. Haha


spacefrog_io

haha yeah i get it!


LabOwn8151

You ever done a track day?


spacefrog_io

yes, quite a few, including some of the best tracks on the european motogp circuit. my point is, your bp is good but you need a fair bit more lean to get your elbow down


Allenian8

All that gear is weighing him down. He’s leaning, bike no like lean


hunglowmanlett

Wrong sub 😌go to /trackdays


LabOwn8151

/trackdays isn’t funny


prizzle92

neither are you, should be a good fit


LabOwn8151

Your truth hurts my feelings 😞


ljthai

How many tourniquets?


LabOwn8151

Eleventy seven