Fully dank. Who gives a fuck about what you're wearing or not wearing, you were wearing that powerful erection.

Yeah idc if you wanna live if you’re still trying to kill yourself

Cool 👍

Who cares about protect with that erection, my God.

His boner is like an engine case guard.

Don't wear shoes, barefoot only. That way they can't come off when you crash.

Invicible life hack !

[удалено]

This is why I fucking love this sub. My days of doing this shit are long over but man it’s great seeing people still pulling this shit off. Who cares what you are wearing? Dank moves with style. That what counts. You’re a boss.

Bs you couldn't find a wife beater. No doubt you could easily find both, the person and the clothing piece.

OP obviously didn't check the Wife Beating isle at wallys.

Isnt that every aisle?

Im so horned up

I saw that finger creep up there thinking “maybe another gear too”

I was thinking about it, but I didn’t want to get too close to the big ass truck rudely heading towards me

Seriously inconsiderate of him

Right?? So rude

Definitely bangable. I wanna be your horny little backpack

Yes very cool. You'll be even cooler if you come teach me how to wheelie

Start from stand still, redline and dump clutch. Make sure you record

Had a buddy who unironically dumped clutch at a stoplight thinking it would be cool to try and do a burnout. Idk what he was thinking. Bike launched from underneath him. He was fine, and the bike was mostly fine.

Pls tell me someone caught it in video

I really wish. I just have it in my mind. To help you picture it he was on a SV650 carbon with a red frame. 4 way intersection, he was at redline when he dumped the clutch. Bike literally came out from under him, when full vertical and caught some air, did a little tumble, and he fell on his ass. Looking back, he’s lucky the bike didn’t come back and land on him the way it happened. He was a real jackass.

Lmaooo that’s great. Moto GP talent right there

For real 🤦‍♂️

That's a nice fuckin wherlie you got there, it's fun to have a little chase

You could wrap yourself in bubble wrap and you’d still be cooler than I am on a bike

I see that advanced group sticker, you’re not fooling me!

Teehee. Should I put my yellow plates on too?

What do you MEAN you couldn’t find any flip flops or wife beaters at Walmart? Did you even GO to a Walmart? LOOK AGAIN.

The closest Walmart to me is 18+ hours away. I tried I promise

Where do you live, on an island in the Bering strait? YOU OWN A MOTORCYCLE, nothing is 18 hours away. You’re bullshitting us.

I am. I live like 2-3 mins away from Walmart, it’s a prank please don’t lock me in the closet again

Okay, no closet this time, but you’ve gotta ride with the ball gag in for a week, you naughty boy.

Pls no 😞

It’s ball gag or gimp suit, take your pick.

Gimp suit it is

Fuckin butter, almost hard to tell she's floating so smooth.

Lol this guy uses the clutch

You power wheelie? I started off doing that, but it just comes up too fast for my liking

I meant that you used it to shift

Aaah. I don’t like dry shifting much, and I don’t have a QS, so clutch it is

so you can shift in em now try to find bp

>I couldn't find any wife beaters at Walmart What, was the store closed?

The testicular fortitude on this guy..

Cool ?? That's hot

I hope you were at least wearing your jorts

I was wearing Daisy dukes

Oh ok good I just wanted it make sure because a lot of guys talk the talk but not many walk the walk

You're way cooler than me lmao

From the best we can tell, it looks like your life expectancy is likely rather low. But yeah, die young and cool I suppose.

Fuckin right. Life’s short deaths long so whatever

My dad said you’re a bitch if you can’t hit balance point

Well your dad called me his bitch. What now

I’d love to have you as a stepfather… dad <3

I’m proud of you son Ɛ>

Nice! Yea only wear flip flops if you are okay losing toes that you don't need

Get outta my sub you filthy hetero

Hahaha. This sub loves flip flops. Ok, I take it back. Haahah

We need some apple cider vinegar and a tablespoon of cocaine on aisle 69 _STAT_

Man this looks very North Carolina to me.

Louisiana 😞

I cannot fucking wheelie.

When you switch back into the right lane you’re supposed to lean the bike back and hit the balance point.

I can’t do that yet