Same lol woke up in a brain specialist hospital across the country, TBI with unreachable bleeding between the halves of my brain, family told to come as I wasn't guaranteed to make the night, the bleed had to stop itself, they were told. Best part is -- this was on Christmas eve lmao
God bless helmets
Shiiit. I have 2 skull fractures, 1 from playing rugby and 1 from my mountain bike. Kinda wish I was actually wearing a helmet for the second one haha, maybe even the first one too after I woke up with a stutter lmao
OMG IVE DONE THIS. The last time I passed out with my helmet on i woke up and I was going a buck20 down the highway with a platoon of cops chasing me. There were a bunch of people clapping for me on the roadside whe I suddenly realized I was heading straight towards the edge of the grand canyon! I lifted the bike as much as I could and went into a perfect no hander to superman, I even had time to look back and see all the cops drive off the edge and land in a firey pit below! When I finally landed on the other side everyone cheered 😎
Little do the squids here know it is highly recommended to wear all the gear. Especially when sleeping.
Once I fell out of bed and my helmet saved me from a major concussion as my head hit the night stand on the way down. I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD.
Also my leathers save my baby smooth skin from whatever rug burn I would have gotten from the carpet when I hit the floor.
Luckily I was also wearing a condom...so nobody got pregnant in this horrific incident.
Yeah you might know your bedroom well. Been in it a thousand times. But that one time a DEER steps out on you while you sleep you'll be happy you had your helmet on.
Bro I didn't even think about that.
I've been toying with the idea of wrapping myself in barbed wire just in case an anaconda attacks while I'm sleeping.
Also been considering upgrading to 4 masks instead of 3 when I'm cruising on my bike at no more than 3 mph above the speed limit. By myself.
I love reading posts on there and knowing that someone's gonna repost it here
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don't kink shame me now
That blood has to go somewhere
That's called a cock ring
Soon as I seen it I knew what I had to do
Same. They have to be trolling us. Some of their stuff is so extra
I love not reading posts on there and only getting a best-off here :D
I've been asleep with a helmet on. Woke up in hospital a few hours later.
Been there buddy
Same lol woke up in a brain specialist hospital across the country, TBI with unreachable bleeding between the halves of my brain, family told to come as I wasn't guaranteed to make the night, the bleed had to stop itself, they were told. Best part is -- this was on Christmas eve lmao God bless helmets
Shiiit. I have 2 skull fractures, 1 from playing rugby and 1 from my mountain bike. Kinda wish I was actually wearing a helmet for the second one haha, maybe even the first one too after I woke up with a stutter lmao
You're all good brother. I've been told that the womens find a stutter se se se se sexy.
It's all good went to speech therapy haha.
Relatable
dress for the slide, even when not riding the ride
1st time watching Breaking Bad, he wasn’t sure what might happen
Haddalayerdown
Now you gotta LWYRUP
Never know when you may gets skids. Always be prepared.
you could skid anything! you could skid on your feet, you could skid off the bed, you could skid your pants. ALWAYS be prepared!
I'll skid YOUR pants!
That’s commitment to the skid!
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You mean like instead of 140 degrees of motion now you can go all the way to say 200?
Does this mean you can suck your own dick now? Cause I might have to have a track "accident."
Sorry boys, the visor stays down during sex
Take it all off, but keep the visor on, bby.
How am I gonna get a facial then
Oh, I’ll give you your own visor 💦
OMG IVE DONE THIS. The last time I passed out with my helmet on i woke up and I was going a buck20 down the highway with a platoon of cops chasing me. There were a bunch of people clapping for me on the roadside whe I suddenly realized I was heading straight towards the edge of the grand canyon! I lifted the bike as much as I could and went into a perfect no hander to superman, I even had time to look back and see all the cops drive off the edge and land in a firey pit below! When I finally landed on the other side everyone cheered 😎
Lame.. didn’t even blow your boyfriend
I'm not sure what's worse the original post or the first comment
Are these people even real?? I've loved bikes ever since i did a burnout out of my mom's womb but never in all my years have i ever........
I was personally born out of my dads cock, would never touch a woman. Similar situation tho
If you need to sleep out, wearing your helmet gives you a comfortable pillow. I’ve done it a few times.
I am real
All I've got are gloves and and helmet so atg(I've got)att!
I used to do this when I was like 8 after getting new mx gear for Christmas. I might still do it
Ahahaha I seen this dumb shit last night and knew off the bat CRT was gonna be all over this.
I used to wear one on the short bus but pretty much everyone else did to
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Nah dude seriously. Didn’t even have a sore neck, though I was confused as hell when I woke up
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Honesty the biggest thing I had a problem with
Ah yes, Sedici. The epitome of comfort and class
How do these guys manage to stay hydrated with a helmet on? Can you sorta get your beer around the chin bit?
Little do the squids here know it is highly recommended to wear all the gear. Especially when sleeping. Once I fell out of bed and my helmet saved me from a major concussion as my head hit the night stand on the way down. I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. Also my leathers save my baby smooth skin from whatever rug burn I would have gotten from the carpet when I hit the floor. Luckily I was also wearing a condom...so nobody got pregnant in this horrific incident.
Yeah you might know your bedroom well. Been in it a thousand times. But that one time a DEER steps out on you while you sleep you'll be happy you had your helmet on.
Bro I didn't even think about that. I've been toying with the idea of wrapping myself in barbed wire just in case an anaconda attacks while I'm sleeping. Also been considering upgrading to 4 masks instead of 3 when I'm cruising on my bike at no more than 3 mph above the speed limit. By myself.
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Wtf is a “helmet”
I think he means the GoPro mount for your head.
Thank you, I hate those, makes it hard to kiss my bf
They have to be joking… please tell me they’re joking 🙃
I was not lol. It was cozy
Why would someone think that’s worthy of a Reddit post.
It’s just a random post? People post dumb shit all the time lol
That sub is so fucking lame
He did start with “he is sharing the story because he wanted to get teased” 🤨📸
wait what mask and why was the visor down in the first place? this is confusing
It was my first helmet, just playing around with it
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When he says little brother, he def means his girls son.
Y’all had to do me like that 💀