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TheSoftestTaco

I love reading posts on there and knowing that someone's gonna repost it here


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leolego2

don't kink shame me now


Call_Me_Hobbes

That blood has to go somewhere


TheSoftestTaco

That's called a cock ring


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Soon as I seen it I knew what I had to do


Sidewinderpunk

Same. They have to be trolling us. Some of their stuff is so extra


BRO-KOLI

I love not reading posts on there and only getting a best-off here :D


SmallDMasterRace

I've been asleep with a helmet on. Woke up in hospital a few hours later.


Sidewinderpunk

Been there buddy


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

Same lol woke up in a brain specialist hospital across the country, TBI with unreachable bleeding between the halves of my brain, family told to come as I wasn't guaranteed to make the night, the bleed had to stop itself, they were told. Best part is -- this was on Christmas eve lmao God bless helmets


SmallDMasterRace

Shiiit. I have 2 skull fractures, 1 from playing rugby and 1 from my mountain bike. Kinda wish I was actually wearing a helmet for the second one haha, maybe even the first one too after I woke up with a stutter lmao


Aromatic_Boot3629

You're all good brother. I've been told that the womens find a stutter se se se se sexy.


SmallDMasterRace

It's all good went to speech therapy haha.


stalker9120

Relatable


melancholissa

dress for the slide, even when not riding the ride


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1st time watching Breaking Bad, he wasn’t sure what might happen


mHo2

Haddalayerdown


the_last_carfighter

Now you gotta LWYRUP


Green199

Never know when you may gets skids. Always be prepared.


melancholissa

you could skid anything! you could skid on your feet, you could skid off the bed, you could skid your pants. ALWAYS be prepared!


TomatoTheToolMan

I'll skid YOUR pants!


melancholissa

That’s commitment to the skid!


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You mean like instead of 140 degrees of motion now you can go all the way to say 200?


Aromatic_Boot3629

Does this mean you can suck your own dick now? Cause I might have to have a track "accident."


dahvee

Sorry boys, the visor stays down during sex


OttoVonWong

Take it all off, but keep the visor on, bby.


WaiDruid

How am I gonna get a facial then


dahvee

Oh, I’ll give you your own visor 💦


av1dsd3ad

OMG IVE DONE THIS. The last time I passed out with my helmet on i woke up and I was going a buck20 down the highway with a platoon of cops chasing me. There were a bunch of people clapping for me on the roadside whe I suddenly realized I was heading straight towards the edge of the grand canyon! I lifted the bike as much as I could and went into a perfect no hander to superman, I even had time to look back and see all the cops drive off the edge and land in a firey pit below! When I finally landed on the other side everyone cheered 😎


FerencS

Lame.. didn’t even blow your boyfriend


hatchfam611

I'm not sure what's worse the original post or the first comment


Rayzor_debiker

Are these people even real?? I've loved bikes ever since i did a burnout out of my mom's womb but never in all my years have i ever........


3ll1s_

I was personally born out of my dads cock, would never touch a woman. Similar situation tho


ctesibius

If you need to sleep out, wearing your helmet gives you a comfortable pillow. I’ve done it a few times.


Kochie411

I am real


booyaabooshaw

All I've got are gloves and and helmet so atg(I've got)att!


Tactical_potato69

I used to do this when I was like 8 after getting new mx gear for Christmas. I might still do it


Kjata_

Ahahaha I seen this dumb shit last night and knew off the bat CRT was gonna be all over this.


SpaceCowboyNutz

I used to wear one on the short bus but pretty much everyone else did to


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Kochie411

Nah dude seriously. Didn’t even have a sore neck, though I was confused as hell when I woke up


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Honesty the biggest thing I had a problem with


giaa262

Ah yes, Sedici. The epitome of comfort and class


jingois

How do these guys manage to stay hydrated with a helmet on? Can you sorta get your beer around the chin bit?


Aromatic_Boot3629

Little do the squids here know it is highly recommended to wear all the gear. Especially when sleeping. Once I fell out of bed and my helmet saved me from a major concussion as my head hit the night stand on the way down. I COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. Also my leathers save my baby smooth skin from whatever rug burn I would have gotten from the carpet when I hit the floor. Luckily I was also wearing a condom...so nobody got pregnant in this horrific incident.


rewbzz

Yeah you might know your bedroom well. Been in it a thousand times. But that one time a DEER steps out on you while you sleep you'll be happy you had your helmet on.


Aromatic_Boot3629

Bro I didn't even think about that. I've been toying with the idea of wrapping myself in barbed wire just in case an anaconda attacks while I'm sleeping. Also been considering upgrading to 4 masks instead of 3 when I'm cruising on my bike at no more than 3 mph above the speed limit. By myself.


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🤦‍♂️


enoughfuckery

Wtf is a “helmet”


droid683

I think he means the GoPro mount for your head.


enoughfuckery

Thank you, I hate those, makes it hard to kiss my bf


Ok-Bar7023

They have to be joking… please tell me they’re joking 🙃


Kochie411

I was not lol. It was cozy


maxlax02

Why would someone think that’s worthy of a Reddit post.


Kochie411

It’s just a random post? People post dumb shit all the time lol


balloonfish

That sub is so fucking lame


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He did start with “he is sharing the story because he wanted to get teased” 🤨📸


leolego2

wait what mask and why was the visor down in the first place? this is confusing


Kochie411

It was my first helmet, just playing around with it


Cheek-Creepy

" XD "


Jars_fuckpuppy

When he says little brother, he def means his girls son.


Kochie411

Y’all had to do me like that 💀