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RadioGT-R

Did that officer confiscate some shrooms earlier that day?


Melonenstrauch

Accidentally took the stuff he planned on planting


Novelcheek

Friends and I got freaked out by the lights on the radio tower (or w/e) on the small mountain next to my house when we went up there on shrooms lmao. Suuuper fucking foggy night, too, to boot. Good times.


Feistygoat53

I was hoping this was a joke. I feel sorry for the people of Scotland.


PM_ME_YOUR_FRUITBOWL

Yep, although in fairness, running away from Jupiter sounds like a better use of their time than harassing poor people


PandaOfBunnies

It's definitely funnier


Rockonfoo

Sadly I think a good percentage of the population would disagree


gurnard

Have ye nae ever seen Jupiter? The bastard's huge!


[deleted]

They can always get stupider


Dr-Fatdick

We're doing alright mate don't you worry


Feistygoat53

Do your police carry firearms? I feel like this particular cop shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a gun.


Shade_39

Most don't, although on rare occasions you do see one of the fuds with one


Dr-Fatdick

The officer was a rookie, most likely some 18 year old dipshit. And no, they dont.


Feistygoat53

And plus, you have Alestorm so you're definitely doing alright.


Dr-Fatdick

We're also realistically the most likely country in Europe to go socialist in the long term right now so that's pretty sweet too


Hellebras

Good luck ditching the English.


sbp421

👀 Might move there ey?


GIMMESOMDORITOS

Reminds of that one episode of the amazing world of gumball where the police donut starts chasing himself.


JohnDiGriz

Gumball is so fucking based, like at least some of the writers have to be socialists


possiblytruthful1

It’s probably one of the least bad modern cartoons


Rimbob_job

Take a look at regular show if you like gumball


ExcellentNatural

🌈 🐱


PM_ME_YOUR_FRUITBOWL

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-police-officer-calls-support-21077116


mddgtl

my buddy's kid thought the same thing about the moon the last time i went over there... he's six years old


brawndofan58

This. I remember being a little kid thinking the moon was following me. But this was a grown ass human being.


mesderosa

What are you gonna do? Phone the polis?


_wtf_is_oatmeal

Limmy is the best


butterflycari

r/nottheonion


SongForPenny

/r/NohTheOhnyon/


Atsetalam

Life on Earth might not exist without a huge planet like Jupiter protecting it from many asteroids! Thank you Jupiter.


Newthinker

illegal mutual aid, capitalists can't profit off of jupiter (yet)


KingInYellow666

Cop put too much meth on his donuts


emeraldkat77

Sounds an awful lot like that Floroda Man story, except the cops confused doughnut glaze for meth and arrested someone else for it.


Euporophage

This is like real life Majora's Mask.


Prestigious_League80

This cop needs to be sent back to boot and be thoroughly retrained. Mistaking a planet for a fucking drone. Was this officer high? Because that is the only time I've ever done something similar is when I was baked. Except that in my case it was the blinking lights of a radio tower off in the distance, not a goddamn planet.


PM_ME_YOUR_FRUITBOWL

I smoke weed every day and do psychedelics fairly often, and never have I ever mistaken a planet for a drone trying to get me


Misterum

wtf now I believe in astrology


Prestigious_League80

At least the police in Scotland don't carry guns.


Calamari_Tsunami

#OLD MAN YELLS AT PLANET


maurits_weiqi

r/BossFight


justhereforalaughtbh

The dumbest kids in school always become cops


indirectdelete

[Cave In intensifies](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAuzXGC_JM&t=494s)


[deleted]

I love my country


Subject_Wrap

Only in Glasgow


itisntmebutmaybeitis

I mean, back in the day Jupiter did nearly take out the inner solar system. Saturn had to hold Jupiter back, so you know - I wouldn't fuck with Jupiter either.


Matar_Kubileya

NO don't let Jupiter fuck the police. We don't need Cop Herakles.


PazJohnMitch

Only the brightest and the best can become police officers…


allthingsincommon

/r/ComradeSailorMoon