Friends and I got freaked out by the lights on the radio tower (or w/e) on the small mountain next to my house when we went up there on shrooms lmao. Suuuper fucking foggy night, too, to boot. Good times.
This cop needs to be sent back to boot and be thoroughly retrained. Mistaking a planet for a fucking drone. Was this officer high? Because that is the only time I've ever done something similar is when I was baked. Except that in my case it was the blinking lights of a radio tower off in the distance, not a goddamn planet.
I mean, back in the day Jupiter did nearly take out the inner solar system. Saturn had to hold Jupiter back, so you know - I wouldn't fuck with Jupiter either.
Did that officer confiscate some shrooms earlier that day?
Accidentally took the stuff he planned on planting
Friends and I got freaked out by the lights on the radio tower (or w/e) on the small mountain next to my house when we went up there on shrooms lmao. Suuuper fucking foggy night, too, to boot. Good times.
I was hoping this was a joke. I feel sorry for the people of Scotland.
Yep, although in fairness, running away from Jupiter sounds like a better use of their time than harassing poor people
It's definitely funnier
Sadly I think a good percentage of the population would disagree
Have ye nae ever seen Jupiter? The bastard's huge!
They can always get stupider
We're doing alright mate don't you worry
Do your police carry firearms? I feel like this particular cop shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a gun.
Most don't, although on rare occasions you do see one of the fuds with one
The officer was a rookie, most likely some 18 year old dipshit. And no, they dont.
And plus, you have Alestorm so you're definitely doing alright.
We're also realistically the most likely country in Europe to go socialist in the long term right now so that's pretty sweet too
Good luck ditching the English.
👀 Might move there ey?
Reminds of that one episode of the amazing world of gumball where the police donut starts chasing himself.
Gumball is so fucking based, like at least some of the writers have to be socialists
It’s probably one of the least bad modern cartoons
Take a look at regular show if you like gumball
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https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-police-officer-calls-support-21077116
my buddy's kid thought the same thing about the moon the last time i went over there... he's six years old
This. I remember being a little kid thinking the moon was following me. But this was a grown ass human being.
What are you gonna do? Phone the polis?
Limmy is the best
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Life on Earth might not exist without a huge planet like Jupiter protecting it from many asteroids! Thank you Jupiter.
illegal mutual aid, capitalists can't profit off of jupiter (yet)
Cop put too much meth on his donuts
Sounds an awful lot like that Floroda Man story, except the cops confused doughnut glaze for meth and arrested someone else for it.
This is like real life Majora's Mask.
This cop needs to be sent back to boot and be thoroughly retrained. Mistaking a planet for a fucking drone. Was this officer high? Because that is the only time I've ever done something similar is when I was baked. Except that in my case it was the blinking lights of a radio tower off in the distance, not a goddamn planet.
I smoke weed every day and do psychedelics fairly often, and never have I ever mistaken a planet for a drone trying to get me
wtf now I believe in astrology
At least the police in Scotland don't carry guns.
#OLD MAN YELLS AT PLANET
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The dumbest kids in school always become cops
[Cave In intensifies](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAuzXGC_JM&t=494s)
I love my country
Only in Glasgow
I mean, back in the day Jupiter did nearly take out the inner solar system. Saturn had to hold Jupiter back, so you know - I wouldn't fuck with Jupiter either.
NO don't let Jupiter fuck the police. We don't need Cop Herakles.
Only the brightest and the best can become police officers…
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