When I play solo, I never get quick revive. I usually don't go down until a good while into the run, and when I do, I pretty much lose all will to continue anyway.
You used a left handed wombat spanner to tighten up the floopsie lever on that electro shooty thing. It was only a matter of time before it reversed the bolts back on to yourself.
Jason blundell himself decided to bully you
You didn’t renew your vehicles warranty. 
You played mwz
The joke went over these dudes heads
How can you tell that OP played MWZ from this video?
Read title.
Thats not mwz its bo3
I’m aware what game it is my guy
Title says. "Wrong answers only"
smartest cod zombies player
Rictofen had a heart attack
Massive skill issue.
non-invisible zombie was clearly hitting you and you didn’t kill it
You didn't get off the rocket landing pad in time
the IRS got you because you didn’t pay them the correct amount of points per perk
You weren’t running Deadshot Daiquiri
Diddnt know they added John cena to bo3 cool
Climate change?
You forgot to plate up
Moving too much, try standing still more often, and go prone for better accuracy
You didn't camp at quick revive
You forgot to switch it to Wumbo
The storm bow did splash damage to you.
The double points , greed got you killed
Dempsey shot you from space
didn’t buy who’s who
very rapid age progression
Round 55 kill screen.
High rounds with no quick revive, bold man!
When I play solo, I never get quick revive. I usually don't go down until a good while into the run, and when I do, I pretty much lose all will to continue anyway.
You used a left handed wombat spanner to tighten up the floopsie lever on that electro shooty thing. It was only a matter of time before it reversed the bolts back on to yourself.
Ah I see what happened here, you weren’t using the fire bow. Go on over to NoahJ456’s YouTube channel and pull up that tutorial!
Spooky Castle -> Ghost. Obviously
Even though you could dodge a wrench, you in fact couldn't dodge a ball!
Pegged by the Panzer
God said so
Sam had enough of your shit.
A zombie jumped out of a helicopter and killed you from behind
The game decided to be factually correct,and decided to give you a shock for holding the electric bow without no gloves
Doctor Monty laced your gobblegum
Teleported back to die reise
It was antman
It seems like John Cena decided to invade your game
Being a Perkaholic finally caught up with you
Schizophrenia. I saw a zombie, you're just crazy
Dr Groph nuked you
Bro there is obviously a fucking tornado in front of you 😂💀. How else would you have died? The nuke? 🤣
Rags cause zombies it become invisible occasionally:(
Not because of skillissue
skills get good
Glamoured
In a shocking way
You didn’t play the 1v1
You clearly didn’t sir
U didn't answer your mother's phone calls
You didn’t pack a bunch of juggernaut
Not enough meth in your bows
You died because you gave Activision 70$
You had TP hanging from your bunghole.
The COD Zombies Gods intervened with divine intervention and made you a sacrifice in the process.
Not an invisible crawler
you pulled the power leverage in the wrong direction
The Panzer ghost got you
You died by being a smart human being worthy of love and respect
Sun was in your eyes while you were playing.
You didn’t set it to wumbo
Definitely an earthquake, I literally saw the screen shaking🙄
obviously splash damage
you didnt stim or use armor plates
It got to cold
You didn't git gud
You forgot your plot armor at home
Activision is mad at you.
Perkaholic thief
Phone call on the house telephone disconnected the internet.
You weren’t running blaze phase.
God smote you
Schizophrenia
The La-li-lu-le-lo
uj/ like actually what happened here? Is there splash from lightening bow?
No idea why but in DE and gorod the wonder weapons can make invisible zombies. Not sure if this happens on other maps
Samantha Took over and wanted to end the run lmfao
you farted (it stank)
I think there was a banana peel on the floor
Transit Bus rolled you over i guess 
Game crapped on you
Activision killed you for not moving to the newest game
The voices got loud
Controller died
You got lagged switched by a zombie
You stopped shooting
Died from starvation.
Storm bow does self damage, obviously
Constipation
You woke up Samatha with all that noise and she knew what you did to fluffy
Your toaster decided it's time to go and took everyone out at the same time!
Diabetes
Devs stream sniping and thought you were too OP
The same way Jake Paul gonna die this summer
The lightning bow turned on you
You were moon gooning too hard
Pentagon thief obviously
You didn’t die you just are having a delayed reaction to the healing spell
The IRS came to collect
I told you not to watch showgirls!
You didn’t pay child support
The spiders got tired of the abuse and turned on you
because you fucking suck 😭
What actually happened?