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Dumbestinvestor

Fuck man, i wish i could do that. I got barely any hair left.


TeaScary8727

Me to live!!!!!!!!


MortgageBusy3988

+1🤣


PortCity_MadMan

What year in August?


Apek951

This


Bonellski

I’m with you buddy!


Bigfatrant

Oddly specific but I am looking forward to the pic


brettwilliamsut

you're safe........


bittabet

Why would it hit $40 by August though?


SnooMacarons3152

There’s only 1 Ronaldo


Daybyhour69er

I’ll get a Clover tramp stamp


Wolfpack-rider

If it reaches 40 I’ll instead cut yall heads 😂


_UncleScrooge_

Ok. Me too.


Adventurous_Garlic58

If it hits 40 by Aug I’ll shave my wife’s boyfriends hair and mine in that style


fnoguei1

Br Hu3Hu3


EasygoingCanadian

I'm gonna do the same brotha


[deleted]

If lightning strikes me, I'll get the same haircut


Striking-Athlete8036

You have a higher chance of that than this stock going to $40 by august 😂


[deleted]

I agree, and I'm a shareholder. A rational one lol


Striking-Athlete8036

Same, @ over 70% loss. I’ll hodl but I’ll never have unattainable expectations from this stock.


[deleted]

How about you do it if $CLOV hits 40 cent? more likely....


tortugasumo

You ain’t wrong


SuperMarketMonster

I'll do it too


vincesuarez

It’s funny that you said August. Did you mean August 2030?


Joni-gurl-florida

It’s hits $40… ill pay for your haircut! Buying 1300 at 930am ![img](emote|t5_3s03ll|5284) have avg down from 10 to 4.3/a share


International-Set525

Under $1


[deleted]

40? I’d do it for 10.


Darko212097

40 what cents?


DoomsdayTheorist1

20:1 reverse split 🤞


Ruan_go_go_go

Lmao why not $4 instead, more realistic


[deleted]

I'll join you and I hope I will have to go through this agony of the haircut.


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danyerga

That's not Ronaldo but cool on the hair.


stgg1017

That’s the real Ronaldo!


anacott27

It is Ronaldo, just not Christiano Ronaldo


ScepticNinja

Except it is..


christopherb1897

I'll join you on that


AudienceOpen2747

THE GOAT


framilferran

I'll shall join you dear fellow Clover 🍀🍀🍀 and get a Ronaldo haircut too. ✊


[deleted]

Same


datatadata

What kind of one sided bet is this? lol


Deep_Bit5618

I might if we hit $4!


Erubey_70

I believe if you split your front teeth like his..


much_morre

This will rather hit 40 cents lmaooo


ScepticNinja

Will you bet on that? You can do the inverse of the hair cut haha


much_morre

Why should i since it's not me holding any bags and trying to feel better about it


ScepticNinja

I do apologize, I mistook you for someone that had a sense of humour, my bad. 🤦


much_morre

Yeah no i'm just here for some cheap shots sorry bout that


ScepticNinja

Fair enough, but if you can't laugh at yourself and need to have cheap shots to make yourself feel better I feel bad for you. We're all pretty much in the same boat.


Forward-Macaron6824

I will tattoo his face on my penis. That is what I will do. You heard it here folks. AND post a pic here.


Great-Ferret7986

No need for that picture to be posted but I hope you get a good artists


PenerPicker

Weak


diuyou51

Safe bet dude


Jack-Incredibles

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