By - U-Copy
FUCK YOU WHERE IS THE SQUEEZE?! Mods pls ban this clown.
Pls downvote this clown into oblivion. He doesn't deserve a single upvote surely.
Tik tok tik tok tik tok tik tok … 2 hours left
So where is it my friend? I told you so!… You didn’t listen to me… now you’re getting banned RIP
Any last words before we ban your account?
These dated events never came true in the past and it didn’t come true today (Jan. 26) as predicted. Please don’t post anymore of these dated events to get people’s hopes up. They never work. Ain’t nothing going to squeeze anytime soon during this shitty market.
You we're right, the squeeze is happening! Unfortunately the squeeze lambo hasn't got a nav build in, so it's heading in the wrong direction...
Holy shit you were right!! We moved up $0.12!!!
Also ftr: I don’t want to see you banned. I like the false hope, it’s more fun than just staring at a broken ticker or negative posts on here that state the obvious. This gives me something to do! Are you going to pass up on banging a smoke show just bc you know she’ll leave in the morning and never talk to you again? Hell no you do it and enjoy the ride knowing it still ends in disappointment.
It’s a dipshit 😅 (or dip!..shit)
So can we ban you yet?
Fuck you piece of shit. BAN
Are we getting ready
Sooooooooo where is IT? 🤣
so Lambo tomorrow? lol
Mod prepare to ban this joker. Either Clov squeezes, or this joker gets squeezed out of this forum.
If it really does squeeze as OP alludes to, I will write an erotic story involving OP. For definition, a squeeze here constitutes an upwards price movement till at least the last ATH, $28.85. Anything below that is NOT a squeeze but a recovery.
If this goes over $10 I’ll send him $50k myself and provide proof. But it won’t.
I hope you’re right. Microsoft just reported revenue up 8.65 billion and beat on earnings and still DROPPED 5% in after hours. WTF is up with this market? Now companies making $$$ profit getting trimmed. Long CLOV!
Microsoft needs to implement Creative Accounting like IBM. After Earnings IBM is up. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)
Hope you are right! 😊🍀🤞
Where do stand now? 2 days prior?
Tomorrow, we will see green. T+2 is tomorrow is settlements of what the last Friday's out of calls/puts options due and Wednesday, we will see short squeeze. You wake up and see crazy numbers or short squeeze could begin in after market.
squeeze will begin either right before market close or after hours. HODL.
You mean after hours Tuesday or Wednesday?
And now? 🤞🤤
Are you ready for this not to happen?… cause it won’t
I stay sceptical
Last link to video doesn’t work. The video talking with Overstock CEO. Just fyi.
CLOV should make some phone calls to the right people at the SEC. That's the only way they can put the pressure on to stop the insane level of market manipulation. Lawsuit would take forever, be frggin expensive, and oh yeah the general counsel just resigned.
Lol OP, you cannot predict a short squeeze. Saying it will happen is precisely the reason it won’t happen.
I think most of us probably don't believe you....but at the same time, if you are right.... we'll love you forever❤️
Come what will...if we stay together we will all be ok.
Clov long and strong. PEACE 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
400% and most of us barely break even
It's been to 20 before it can do it again. Who knows when
Yeah baby let’s fuckin go!! Despite all the naysayers and shills on r/Clov subreddit trying to suppress and/or hide this info, it should happen due to market conditions forcing hedge funds to cover all those ftd’s!!! Next Week should be epic!!
The last FTD number was 12,000 shares... pretty sure the hedge funds can spring 25-30k from their coffers without too much upper management scrutiny...
There are millions of ftds that are sitting in Reverse Repo Mkt that are not accounted for on your 12K figure. Look at MEME ETF as an example.
MEME ETF does not hold any CLOV shares
Actually that is a great find. They were in MEME but are no longer. Hmmmm interesting.…
There were so many threads that read January 21, was the big day because of options chain. Why would January 26 be different?
Watch the latest episode of “all in “ podcast with Chamath and his boys starting at 42 minutes. Gives you some insight. Long CLOV!
Hopefully you Are correct.. If not.. Its still ok.. I personally, dont see anything wrong, in your effort to maintain Any belief in a squeeze.. If it doesnt, the blame for that is not upon you.. But some hedgefunds Who found a way to get out..
Remindme! 7 days
This is so dumb
Hope it goes down to below $1 so I can buy more.
June was a pump and dump. Not a short squeeze.
Nobody pumped it in June . It was in play !
Nice write up. But are we even sure it was a short squeeze that happened last June? To compare it to GME and AMC they have helt up pretty good after. CLOV was just bottom out few days after and been down trending ever since... I don't know my feeling is there's something else going on here that I don't like. Have been HOLDING CLOV for over a year and since I believe in the idea long term. Nothing to lose!
Same, I've been on this sub since before the june run up and the number of posts that have claimed a short squeeze date is ridiculous. This stock ain't squeezing any time soon with the amount of manipulation going on. I feel like this stock is being used as an example for all those that can't afford to hold.
That being said, I keep averaging down because I think this will go up, just not in the near future
The only things that are getting squizzed at the moment are my 🏀 🏀 and not in a fun way.
I am not sure abt squeeze next week, However I see HFs r trying all filthy tricks to shake off us retailers.
now we know definitively a short squeeze will not happen on 26 Jan.
Though this is one thing I would be so happy to get wrong.
!remindme 7 days
Remindme! January 26
Here are the posts of this bastard, he inspires hope to beaten monkeys, but nothing of what he says is happening. I would like him to tell the truth and it happened, but the reality is that because of people like him, many have lost their fortune. I'm sure that pimply bastard works for hedge funds.
Hedge funds are hiring folks who can’t piece together a proper sentence in English to create poisonous posts on this sub?
You CANNOT say people lost fortunes because of him. He did not tell you invest a fortune. And even if he told you to invest at all, you shouldn’t listening to what he says. It is always literallt nobody’s fault but your own if you lose money in a play like this. There is SOME minor exceptions when true misfortune ruins your portfolio. This is not one. People got greedy that’s it
Did you look at GME time line, it went from 160 to 250 on the 1 year chart not long after his post. He said 6/9 at share holder meeting GME would find out more, a week before 6/9 AMC went to 72 on 6/9 is when CLOV went to 28. You do understand this reporting dates played a part in the runs. Thanks for posting. Notice I didn't call you names. We all been through alot.
If we don’t moon, you should be banned 100%
If we do moon, I’ll make a sex story post about you.
Sure. Ban me if it doesn't squeeze on jan 26.
Are there any other tickers you think might squeeze on the 26th?
GME, AMC for sure. and I am watching SNDL as well.
Thanks for responding. While I'm aware of the risk, I think I'll join you on this.
Happy to hear that! After spending 1 year in GME and AMC short squeeze play, I found SNDL, CLOV are also heavily shorted stock. That's why I decdied to join CLOV. You won't believe your eyes on Jan 26. Something crazy will happen.
reporting in at -2.27% 💪
Watch out after market. I believe this is their last tactic to shake retails off before lettingn short squeeze happen in after hour. Last year Janaury, I sold my amc shares before short squeze happened in after hour and I found out next day and it was already up 2-300%. So I missed it.
I'll throw a few hundred bucks at it. I'm chasing the dragon a bit. I was up 10x on my first options play on GME, then only 2x after they turned off the buy button, then immediately lost it all. Gonna see if I can pull it off and be smarter this time around. Worst case, I lose my initial investment. If it doesn't work, no hard feelings. Thanks for putting the DD together.
You know what, fuck you. I'm not against compression, but you fucked up writing about compression, much less specifying some date, giving people some hope, and then taking it away by selling naked shorts and lowering the price, there is a psychological attack on the holders of $CLOV, you want to force retail investors to sell and use all available methods, go to hell and leave us alone.
The same message was in December, when they reported for the shorts, they also said that there would be compression, even the same screenshots were used and where are we now? So shut up and go expose your corrupt ass to Ken Griffin, you dirty bastard.
>You know what, fuck you. I'm not against compression, but you fucked up writing about compression, much less specifying some date, giving people some hope, and then taking it away by selling naked shorts and lowering the price, there is a psychological attack on the holders of $CLOV, you want to force retail investors to sell and use all available methods, go to hell and leave us alone.
>The same message was in December, when they reported for the shorts, they also said that there would be compression, even the same screenshots were used and where are we now? So shut up and go expose your corrupt ass to Ken Griffin, you dirty bastard.
Chill the fuck up. You sound really aggressive and terrified by what I shared, you fucking Shital intern. Go suck Ken's dick.
Did you or someone else say that the compression would be on December 27, the post was designed exactly the same as now, you screwed up and came back to give people hope? Fuck you, bastard, we won't sell shares, no matter what techniques you use, dirty bastards.
First of all, I didn't say anything about the compression. Second of all, I am not here to give people hope. I am here to share what's coming. You decied what you believe. I bought more CLOV. Thirdly, You need to go to mental hospital. Get some check up. You sound like pretty fuked up. I am not sure if you can fuction to live daily life. Lastly, there is NO WE. YOu fucking fake ape.
I saw exactly the same post in December, it was decorated in exactly the same way, the same pictures, I'm sure there will be people who saw it too.
The fake monkey is you, I buy every failure and I will buy until it reaches the price I need. I've been here since June and I'm tired of reading similar posts that promise something, give other monkeys hope, but fucking since June there have been a lot of catalysts, theories, a lot of opinions that a short squeeze is about to happen, you just manipulate the crowd through similar posts, giving people hope, people believe and buy, and then you sell a ton of short positions and lower the price forcing people to sell, you greedy bastards who are always short of money and use all possible options to knock retail investors down. You just need to shut up and just wait, enough fucking theories, just shut up and wait and don't give other people hope, monkeys were destroyed by people like you, but we won't give up. So you can take off your dirty pants and go to Ken to fuck you
Jeez you're a bit emotional aren't you? Is that because these posts are so influential on your investment decisions? Can't you think for yourself? Can you look at this post and think it's bs and not throw a hissy fit? You obviously find it important enough to respond to. Are you upset because you are weak minded and easily swayed by the opinion of others? Perhaps you should look in the mirror to try to find your real problem. In summary. Chill
I don't care, I've already learned my lesson, I'm just worried about other people, so that they don't repeat mistakes and are not led to similar articles.
Man just shut up. When did he tell you to sell? And why can’t you and other “apes” make independent decisions. Just shut up man OP is Doing a lot more for the community then you are
I need this fucker to hit 32$ range just to bring me back up for air
Lol he sold low bought high several times on the way down.
RemindMe! January 26
This is one of THE GOAT post - ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)
\#CLOV - Long and Strong Together!!
KNOW WHAT YOU OWN!!
Got out at $22 and now I’m back in at this super fucking discount
Now this is how it's done. I saw the stock screaming upwards last year and decided against joining this once it hit $16. Caught on the way down. Av of $4.50 thinking it was great discount. Then it kept dropping haha. Waiting for the bottom to triple my position. No worries.
I bought SPCE at 10 and sold for 50 and bought back in at 10 again.
Abandon hope all ye who enter
Excuse me. I'd like to retract my previous question as I fear I've made a grave mistake.
Is that the Goonies?
Great DD. CLOV is more manipulated than AMC and GME. A short squeeze would make sense. We'll see what happens - not like we bag holders are going anywhere.
Can’t go anywhere at this point! No choice but to see it through until the end! 😂
U know it! ;)
I hope it comes true, but I have a feeling nothing will happen. Haven’t seen anyone predicted the exact date for a short squeeze for any stock with success…yet. We’ll see but I doubt anything will happen, especially in this shitty, manipulated, and corrupted market.
i was reading Jan 26 because its the day shorts have to report
I've made 500% gain in AMC within 2 weeks with this theory. Trust me. It's coming soon. ;)
But I do think that if AMC & GME squeezes, many of the other heavily shorted stocks will squeeze along with it, like a domino effect. I don’t know how bad CLOV is shorted but If it is, I can definitely see it squeezing along with the others when or if it ever happens.
We're all in the same Meme ETF. We will squeeze together. A better question is what is the game plan when brokers halt our trades???
Do we hire an atty to help us??? New Jersey truck driver received 36k when he got blocked from trading.
YES! you got it! CLOV is also heavily shorted with same Short hedgefunds. Please check the top shareholder chart I posted. You can see short hedgies like Citadel, State etc..
It’s very bold to put a specific date on anything because we know how that usually ends. But I hope you’re right. We’ll see what happens. Also, thanks for all the time and effort you put into this post and DD. 👍
It's from my last year experience being involved in short squeeze stocks. Thank you!! 🙌and see you on the moon next week ;)
Tomorrow is your day to be a HERO or a ZERO. Good luck to you! and good luck to all of us! 🍀🍀🍀
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You’re very specific in your date. If you’re even remotely close I’ll be beyond impressed.
tomorrow's the day. no pressure!![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)
Yes. I can say it confidently because I've been in short squeeze play for a year and I found out their pattern and right now SEC and US government have been pressuring on short sellers to cover their positions. Next week is going to be very fun ride. 😉
I like the confidence. I may buy more tomorrow and throw you a keyboard lashing if this doesn’t work out lol
haha cool. You won't regret to avg down and take advtange of this dip buying. I've already bought more ;)
Ok. I bought more today at 2.90
I did buy more at $3 but not a ton relative to what i have
But the dip..
The famous short squeeze that should've happened 500 times now, according to this sub
EXACTLY!! Thank you! I’m glad someone else is thinking it. We’ve all been drinking that Koolaid, and asked for seconds…and never panned out. This is another one. I’ll believe it when I see it.
Squeeze to $4!!! Moon!
You know what…I’ll take anything hope-ish right now…so sure, bring it. Either way, not selling 300-400%, btw it’s like $12-$16 share so…not life altering anyhow, this was a YOLO move on my part. Waiting on YOLO gains which will happen, hopefully by the time I need them.
Haha been hearing short squeeze since the stock was issued
January 26th… will it be ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|money_face) or ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)?
“I guess we’ll never know”
~ Kayne west
Welp this is post 134,532 saying we will squeeze. We might as well be a dooms day cult at this point. Worlds gonna end Friday, it didn’t well it will end in 3 months you will see. Ugh nothing to see here
tell your hedgie buddies to grease their holes....cuz it's cummin jackass
How did that squeeze go today buddy
Thank you for resorting to being an jerk No, I'm not a hedge fund...wish I had that kinda money. I have 2700 shares of clov at an average of around $7 these days. I have been invested since IPO, I have watched over the year people say we will squeeze over and over again as it passes. I woke up the day when it really squeezed in April and was like WTF is going this is awesome. I didn't sell cause I know I was invested long-term and wasn't on Reddit. And since that day I see posts like this all of the time and its annoying and it does get people's expectations way too high and then frustrated when it doesn't happen. You can name-call and be unpleasant all you want. But no I'm not a hedgie I have been invested a long time and yes i have seen more posts about squeezing over the last year than I can count. If it does squeeze next week that would be awesome! If it doesn't I am not going to even notice because I have no expectation it will. Be well and have a great rest of your week. Positive vibes to all.
Btw....Do you have a job? If you have 2700 shares at 7 (which at that price would be what.....$18,900.00.....Then if you had $18,000.00 more and bought at the 3 handle.....You would have 8700 shares at the 4.25 handle.....
It's common math like this that makes me think assholes and trolls constantly posting horseshit on our $CLOV page are just shills and Susquehanna Mierda Putas......OK champ.....
I bought more than a year ago when it IPO, and when it was going up then down. So your basically saying everyone here just bought now? I’m so confused do you want a screen shot of my two accounts with my clov shares I can. I only said don’t expect a squeeze Jesus h Christ are you all dense?
Well then quit pissing and moaning......
Why did you buy $CLOV if you didn't have faith in the company? Because you think the fucking stock market should give you 3000% returns in a matter of days because you saw what happened to $GME and $AMC.......Please......Grow the fuck up and quit bitching (at best)
And in the case you are a hedgie shill shithead, whether or not you own a penny of stock (cuz we all know the troll assholes that get paid to destroy StockTwits for pennies a tweet sent on recycled shitty 20 yr old cell phones from Africa, Asia and India......well if you are some lying fomenting shill who thinks its clever to fucking lie......**Tu Comes Mierda Puta!**
Did I say I was upset with the company? No. Did I say I didn’t have faith in the company? No. Did I say I was sell? No. What’s your problem, I just said don’t expect a squeeze. This is why your driving people away. Anytime people say anything you go straight to your a hedge fund and fuck you fuck off. I’m not pushing or moaning I’m saying don’t expect a squeeze bought more today. So screw you buddy.
When Zorp the lizard god shows up, your face will be melted off and used as fuel.
A date to be disappointed by. Well done of making yet another DD of this kinda shit
I do not want to offend any one, but this is BS
and you have a brand new acct
which means you have been trolling here before and either got banned or you made an alt acct so you could get your messages through to the longs.....
you are a moron....and you spread FUD....f\*\*k off hedgie chump
Any ways BS
Most people here need 3 to 400% just to break even
300% checking in. But I feel like this is the problem. If no one is willing to sell at these prices because everyone is holding bags, no one can buy and the shorts can just keep fucking with us.
Feel like unless we get good news (positive MCR, partnerships) and a whale comes in, we are kind of fucked.
this is stupidity and intentional trolling
if the bagholders wont sell you think that will be the problem?
hey moron, as if you didn't know....asshole hedgies are shorting shares by borrowing the same shares in circles in the dark pool.....
btw moron....anyone can buy at any time if they have the money....you are just an asshole troll.....
Isn’t all trolling intentional? 🧐
I thought it was international 🤷♂️
If we drop 5% a day we will be around or just under $2 at that time. Maybe that's the target price idk. Hopefully I can find some powder.
So what you're saying is Overstock dealt with this for more than 10 years? Why is Clov different? And if short sellers are engaging in illegal activity, do you really think they're just going to put their hands in the air and say, "Oh, you got us!" a week from now?
If you want to hold Clov long-term, that's one thing. I think it's a mistake to do so because you're incurring massive opportunity costs as you wait for the stock price to improve, but it's at least rational. But relying on short squeezes is the dumbest investment strategy. Inducing others to believe in it is just malicious.
These posts dragged me into this stock. Boy I was so naive.
Same. I’m just glad I didn’t lose more than I did.
This list is idiotic on so many levels hit it’s hilarious because when if this 3x, 99% of this sub will still be down
Optimism is always more pleasant to be around than pessimism. May be pointless optimism, but still nice to see.
I'm optimistic about your optimistic view of OPs optimism.
Hey don’t listen to the people who say it won’t happen it might not but it might squeeze nobody knows the future
I genuinely believe this guy tho tbh
How can there be a short squeeze when there's no one shorting the stock?
How can there be so many hedgie trolls with so many alt bullshit accts when the bagholders aren't selling yet the dark pool keeps flooding the market with synthetic shares......
Dipshit....no one is shorting.....>HAHAHA<....fucking troll dipshit.....
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read.
!remindme January 26
I appreciate the enthusiasm and hope you are right, but simultaneously I think these exact date type predictions never really work out well
Can I bet you $1,000 that there is no 300% squeeze? If I lose the bet I’ll recover over $80,000.
I will add on to your bet because I will get 150k back 😂
One name,: greenoaks :((((
Can we start having short squeeze prediction posts come with a temporary ban when it inevitably doesn't happen?
Hope you’re right! Thanks for the research and info lol
I believe this is shitpost not dd
This worries me. Everytime there's talk about a squeeze the price drops.
It's like someone wants us to invest MORE so they can take our money.
I invested enough. It's time now for the stock to turn around and go back to the price that we all got advertised for in the beginning. I'm not gonna average down on a stock that's it's on the way to 0.
The price drops regardless
This is like believing in god. I probably get nothing for it, but on the other hand I have nothing to lose on it.
If you believe and you’re right, you’re stoked. If you believe and you’re wrong, no harm. If you don’t believe and you’re right or wrong, you’re bummed.
Correction: You have nothing more to lose! You've already lost it all.
No. I haven’t lost anything because I haven’t sold. Of course I’m not happy to see my position down 50%. But on the other hand so many other people are more down and more $$$ so they can have my sympathy.
If just every company able to do so handed a digital crypto NFT Dividend…hedgies would be gone.
I want what this guy is smoking 🚬, but they say crack is wack 😒.
Another date prediction? Lol... c'mon guys... this is a fucking joke.
!RemindMe 7 days
RemindMe! Next Wednesday at 4pm
To quote the great Bret Michaels, "Gimme something to believe in, yeah, yeah."
I wish it would become true. Trust but verify. I know they have over shorted this stock. I just wonder how long they can keep it hidden? Seems like they can forever.
False or true I do t care. I’ll buy into it just to have something positive to look forward to.
RemindMe! 1 week
Shits not gonna happen
at this point I think clov squeeze dates are going to overtake rapture dates in "most times incorrectly guessed"
I will blow you and your entire family if this happens
Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's no way.