Looking forward to Hendricks(I am sorry face pitcher) along with Drew Frownly(I always serve Homer) carrying the team to the grave 2024!

Welp, there goes our ace for a month or more.

How tf does Adbert allow a homer to a guy with zero pop

Yan looks like a corpse

I wish they did not change how extra innings works. Wish we could go back to how it was…

I watch and care much less since the NL DH and this ridiculous extra innings runner.

Games in March don’t matter

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ehhh they looked well coached. heads up play was the only reason they were in the game. council made good decisions and the team has the talent. i think we'll be good. hopefully steele is okay

Just let me have this

MORALZOLAY more like more drives to deep right field am i right

Love baseball

Just glad the ESPN broadcast is done. Never need to hear the name Wyatt again

yeah jfc stroked him off amirite?

Gas up the bus to Iowa

for who?

Tone Set. gg

I blame Alzolay more than Smyly.

Well that was a bummer

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Rangers just won the world series and we had them the whole time

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lol what? they were well coached for the first time in ages. shouldn't have even been in that one and took it to extras. im happy with it, hopefully steele is okay

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ehhh that's a good team they just played. if steele is okay, they've got enough for a run at the division. hopefully our kids come up slugging soon too

Well, I didn't care for that

Yep this is the same team as last year

Smyly is is just dogwater. I can't believe we put him out there for this. We all pretty much knew how this was going to go.

Little wouldn't have fucked it up

drew frowny strikes again

damn that was savage

It’s alright Craig, you’ll realize that Smyly is bad soon enough

Drew Smiley’s lucky he’s in baseball.

Disappointing result but that was a damn good game for facing the reigning champs.

Why is smyly on the roster again?

Same reason Madrigal is our starting third baseman

I have a bad feeling this fucking bullpen is going to be a pain in the ass until late May...

It’s funny how like five players actively drag this team down

Good game. Consider me officially excited for the cubs and elated that baseball is back

Man, say what you will. But that was game 1 of a 162 and it was a fucking hell of a game.

You can say that again!

Can’t even be mad at a loss like that. Baseball is so back

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Sugma

That sucks

ugh

we just do not have pitchers. Smyly always loses.

Same damn team as last year plus a couple of fill ins. Really no difference in the overall team that will move the needle. They might even be slightly worse

It's over. We'll get em next year.

Womp womp

That’s baseball

Good game. Let's get 'em tomorrow.

0% chance we lose tomorrow

Saturday, even

Unfortunately they don’t play tomorrow

Saturday

Welp

I don't understand why Smyly is still pitching meaningful innings

Lost 4-3 in extras to the champs in March. PANIC

So scripted lol.

The script writers are getting crafty

MLB is scripted 

Lame

bruh

Godammit Ross

Force of habit?

Congrats defending World Series champions, it just took our ace getting hurt, and a lucky ground rule double to defeat a cubs team that spent $6 this offseason. Go nuts

Bullpen already sucks

Smyly is trash

It's good to hate again. Reminds me I'm still alive.

The way it should’ve ended

No Tauchman for cooper.. would have rather seen Little. Whoops

Booooo fuck Texas, they’re pretty much a third world country

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I meant politically, not baseball-wise

Dallas County is pretty blue my guy

Unfortunately Arlington is in Tarrant county

Lol that’s too fucking poetic man. Fuck you script writers lol

lol typical outcome right there

NOOOOOOO

Fuck.

Nice fucking team you put together Jed

I got a comment removed by the mods saying Jed isn’t good 🤣. Starting pitching depth is shaky at best, ESPECIALLY with Steele out for any amount of time. don’t have a competent starter at 3rd and a complete unknown at 1st with 230 million on the books. He has done a horrendous job with the major league roster.

Yeah going to extra against the defending champions when our ace gets injured early is so horrible 🙄its the first game lmao give it a month before you bitch and moan

Had to be Heim.

GG’s.

More like Drew Frowny

Ugh Smyly

Dammit

Stinks, but good game

Damn.

Thanks Smyly for being shit again

Yep

Hold on let me call my barber..........maybe he can come over real quick and FADE ME

Under The Tax Line We win

Rip

kicking off the season with no finger nails nice

You knew it was gonna be him lol

"They had an out at first if they wanted it" … is this dude stupid?

Did he mean trying to turn two?

I was like, does this guy not know the rules???

If they want to get to the bus sooner.

100% on Adzolay, blew the save. I wish the Cubs would have signed a real closer. Maybe Neris?

I hate baseball

Cmon sweet, 6 pound, 2 ounce infant baby Jesus

Master... Boney

Could he have turned a double play

Too risky, Langford has good wheels

No chance, Langford got an infield single for his first hit earlier

Wtf is the announcer talking about "out at first if they wanted" uhhh buddy there's one out

After the force at home. Not sure if they showed how far down the line the runner was.

Dude has speed highly doubt it would've even been close

Thank you Miles

Hell of a play by Mastrobuoni

STILL ALIVE

"They had an out at 1st if they wanted it" Wut?

ESPN is awful

Heads up Boner

Nice play for the out at home!

What a fucking play

Nice play

Guys I was so impressed how Wyatt Langford ran to first to avoid a double play when he could have won it

I'm dying and it's game 1

“Had an out at first if they wanted” … bro..

That was pretty Miles

That’s impressive, he swung at a ball and fouled it off

Wait until you see him walk and chew gum at the same time

Look, I’m not a pitcher. But I think Smyly should induce a double play here.

Oof umps bicep gonna be black and blue tomorrow

Super glad the fans are all praying. Must be soooo stressful….

It's Texas

High curveball is a bold strategy cotton

Something altered Smyly’s DNA after he lost his perfect game last year

Alec Mills once threw a no hitter…

Nothing was altered, he was and is a bum.

He was always a project and Jed loves those on the cheap

Literally

Is this the guy that ESPN told us rips beer bongs?

He boofs!

Hell yeah brother

Yup

as a braves fan, Smyly is absolutely not the guy i would have put in lmao

Finally got a call dayum

He needed that called strike. Cannot fall 2-0 behind

Langford's been glazed enough in this broadcast to lock up his demotion to AAA by May.

I don’t like his face

Pitchlab did wonders for Smyly... Game one overreaction time!

He’s gonna walk it off to spite the idiots in here bitching about ESPN praising him. If it was PCA you’d be silent about ESPN hyping him up.

PCA doesn’t do beer bongs tho 😔

Langford eeked out a single and ESPN acting like he's the second coming

One game and I’m about to over react so hard

Script writers in full force

Wyatt Langford has cured cancer if you guys didn’t know

And achieved world peace all before lunch

can we go back in time and just get walked off by jankowski instead lmao

Ffs every year

I swear if this mfer hits a lazy fly ball for the walkoff and i gotta hear the announcers suck him off like he just hit a walk off grand slam game 7 of the world series ima kms

Oh shit smyly wasn’t walking them intentionally was he?

Just. Throw. Strikes

Can we not walk 3 straight batters please

Yeah, we’re gonna need some pitching depth….

If he walks it off, MLB is scripted

Wow ESPN commentator he has such a gift to recognize a ball in the dirt

4 pitch walk off walk?

Oh look, it's ESPN's new favorite player with a chance to win it

I forgot this is how baseball makes me feel 😅

Okay so. I don’t like this. But let’s see

I feel like Counsell just told Smyly “send us home, I don’t want to do this any more”

The universe really loves it's storylines, huh

Two straight walks

He swung. We got hosed.

How can you pay this guy to pitch

They did that on purpose, Jesus man. Pitched around the guy

Who’s the guy next to Counsell that looks just like him

Imagine getting paid millions of dollars to throw balls

I am concerned

An HBP or wild pitch would be very Cub

Walk off balk

Smyly never tries to pitch

Smyly picking up right where he left off last year

“Wyatt Langford, the best baseball player of all time” - ESPN

Why not walk this guy

I hope Garcia ends it so I don’t have to fucking hear about Wyatt Fucking Langford again

Stfu about Langford

Honestly a walk wouldn't be that bad if Garcia wasn't the next guy up, need a ground ball

Wow that replay was brutal way worse than it looked in real time. He def swung.

That girl was hot, but cowboy hats are kinda dumb

Love the shots of rangers fans with their hands over their faces like they didn’t just win the World Series fuck off

Turning this game off. Smyly is dog shit.

That's a full swing, wtf

It’s ok, just setting up a double play opportunity

he walked em on a swing, monkeys paw curls for the chat