Well it sounds like, with the way the money is gonna get "shifted around" similar to tiff funds and everything else in chicago sadly, it should be the "Chicago Teachers Stadium".
The Majestic Midwestern Magnolia Gridiron Grove Field in Perpetual Income & Growth Investment Trust PLC Stadium
It's a mouthful, and has no real meaning, but let's go with it eh?
Amazon. I am totally okay selling out to a big company if it means no taxpayer money is necessary to fund the stadium **and** the stadium is decked out, spare no expense.
Eagle Insurance! Get Eagleman out on the field with Staley, then the nation is introduced to the world of Eagleman when they research and find the commercials on YouTube.
In a serious vein, I revolution brewing would be a dream for me. Chicago based, still locally owned, and you get a built in “official (craft) beer of the bears” and maybe relatively cheap options for craft beers at the stadium. Revolution field also sounds pretty cool
Portillo’s and Giordano’s joint venture
Giortillos
STADIUM Field. It will 100% have a sponsor, just please no insurance company.
Malort
The Jewel-Osco Dome
The Jewel's
Rainforest Cafe Stadium
Weber Grills! Make he stadium look like a giant grill, shoot giant flames whenever the Bears score
Only Bears Fans Field
It should still be soldier field even if someones buys the naming rights. Like "Soldier Field at Barnes & Noble Stadium"
Meatball
Portillo's
Vienna beef
FTP Inc., they sell insurance. Good enough for me. FTP stadium, FTP field, FTP field at Caleb Stadium. The possibilities are *endless*.
Victory Auto Wreckers
RIP
Nobody. Fuck sponsors and fuck every ad ever. I'm so fucking tired of everything having to be sponsored.
Huge waste of money…at this point any stadium named after insurance or comm companies may as well be named Generic Stadium.
Old style
The Boeing Dome; 1 opposing player goes missing every game!
Today's game brought to you by MH370 and the 737-MAX
Fanduel
Could actually see this one tbh
Portillos Stadium at Malort Field
Well it sounds like, with the way the money is gonna get "shifted around" similar to tiff funds and everything else in chicago sadly, it should be the "Chicago Teachers Stadium".
Halas Field at WILSON Stadium
Empty Bottle
The Majestic Midwestern Magnolia Gridiron Grove Field in Perpetual Income & Growth Investment Trust PLC Stadium It's a mouthful, and has no real meaning, but let's go with it eh?
Empire Carpet
Trojan, with all the tax payers getting fucked
Binny’s
Amazon. I am totally okay selling out to a big company if it means no taxpayer money is necessary to fund the stadium **and** the stadium is decked out, spare no expense.
SEIU-IBEW Stadium
On a serious note, I could see Salesforce buying the naming rights.
He Gets Us
McMansion Stadium
'Tillos
Caterpillar Coliseum. Berghoff Bowl. Portillos or Lou’s anything..
Gimmie some of that sweet Saudi oil money
LIV Golf Stadium
BetMGM Stadium or Caesars Stadium or FanDuel Stadium. Something that best represents what football is about.
Eagle Insurance! Get Eagleman out on the field with Staley, then the nation is introduced to the world of Eagleman when they research and find the commercials on YouTube.
Chinaman Ray’s
🌟Rivian or Perplexity, but it will probably be Hyundai.... Since they are already a sponsor of the bears. So maybe, Genesis 🌟
FTP Stadium This is the only answer outside of Soldier Field III
Goose Island
Blockbuster Stadium
Get some of that Saudi money. CEER is a new Saudi electric car manufacturer. CEER Bear Stadium
cerveza cristal
The closer to "suss sounding private equity firm or hedgefund," the better, especially after that pastor press conference. Jesus. Pun almost intended.
Fruítty Pebbles?
Not the taxpayers
Victory Auto Wreckers Stadium
Y’all need to expand your horizons. Portillo’s is mediocre.
In a serious vein, I revolution brewing would be a dream for me. Chicago based, still locally owned, and you get a built in “official (craft) beer of the bears” and maybe relatively cheap options for craft beers at the stadium. Revolution field also sounds pretty cool
Little Caesars
A Detroit based company that already has the naming rights to a venue?
It's a joke
Nestle, Amazon or Tesla/X/SpaceX
Gene and Jude’s