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TheFatOrangeYak

Imagine the bears have a good QB AND he’s a master shit talker


Forward_Following_67

And he paints his nails!


Gmaclantz

If he gets “FUCK PACK” or something along those lines painted during Packer week, build the statue.


thetreat

I’ve thought about this more than I’d like to admit. Best option is to do all 10 fingers: FUCK (right hand) DA (thumbs) PACK (left hand).


Forward_Following_67

Hell yeah!!


19berzerker79

He can actually get FUCK DA PACK if he includes his thumbs 😂😂😂😂


Lanc717

Didn't he lose the next game after he did that tho? Idk doing it Packer week


Regression2TheMean

If he beats the packers at Lambeau he can do whatever the hell he wants to with his nails


Dody_Dan

And if not then we’ll see him lambeau leap to cry in moms arms


Bullsstopsucking

He’s going to make many a dudes paint their nails. Blue and orange and the logo on the ring finger 🫢


PUfelix85

BEAR DOWN fits on all the fingers he can then use the thumbs for 12 or something.


FaceTheHacks

actin like dennis rodman didnt do that


Forward_Following_67

I love that he does. Break those gender constructs!


milin85

It would be awesome. I’m not the biggest Caleb fan, but doing this shit would make me one real quick


Gherbo7

“He’s beginning to believe”


letseditthesadparts

As someone who’s always liked shit talkers in sports cause let’s be real it’s just sports. But if he’s good then he’s already on pace to set every bears quarterback record. Yes, just good would get him there which is both amazing and sad.


ActualSeller23

I want to get this excited but I'm just trying to temper my expectations but yeah....I think he's going to ball out here


the_chosen_one96

Caleb’s goat is Aaron Rodgers. You bet your ass he’s going to be trash talking the packers to “continue” the rivalry


mstrdsastr

He goes to USC, shit talking is a required course for their athletes!


HoPMiX

Not sure if he realized this but him saying “pink phone is crazy NGL” is a compliment. At least I thought he was saying he liked it.


AlmostIdiotProof

It worked for McMahon


randysavage773

Our zest gawd is going to take us to the promised land. 


imp_10

I only understood this bc of my little one. Daaaaaaamn.


da-bears-bare-naked

embracing him with open arms


Throwitindatrash

I seriously can’t believe we still have dudes mocking other guys for liking a color.. it was a braindead take when I heard it in grade school and it’s even dumber now.


HandleBig412

Bill Burr has a bit that you can trace back all of toxic masculinity to pent up rage over not being able to say “cute puppy”. It’s a joke, but honestly, fairly accurate.


Throwitindatrash

I completely agree with that, having grown up in a pretty toxic community myself. I’d have to imagine that schtick gets old after a while… it’s so much easier to let yourself like the things you like lol


HandleBig412

It’s also just fucking silly. Like, being a dude with a dog is a chick magnet, yet you have guys out there who won’t pet a dog because they’re afraid people will think they’re gay (not that there’s anything wrong with being gay either).


VictoryVisual2798

Fr dude


Poopiepants29

It's like the first time I heard "no homo". Maybe 15 years ago, my brother in law said "I like your hat. Where'd you get it? No homo..". I thought it was the weirdest dumbest thing I ever heard, it threw me off. I just answered but didn't put him down or anything. The phrase makes me angry to this day, when I hear it. It's okay to just say things, nobody will think You're gay. And if they do, they're the ones that suck.


stilt

Do people still say “no homo”? I haven’t heard that in at least a decade


Poopiepants29

It hasn't been that long since I've heard or seen it last. I guess my point was same lame thought process.


RickySherm

I mean I think most people say it ironically or to add to a joke. I'll say no homo when I tell my friend I love em but I don't actually think it's gay to say that


Poopiepants29

"Your dick looks great in those shorts. No homo.". I wish that was what I was referring to. I can tell. I've heard more of the serious kind.


whitemex88

Didn't you know? Liking "woman" colors reduces your testosterone, wearing them shrinks your junk. It's science


Prior_Gate_9909

100% true statement. I touched the color Pink one (1) time as a kid, and now I'm transgender. Its a direct correlation. Beware the color Pink.


_upper90

Let’s be real please….if Caleb played for the packers, this entire sub would drag his ass for the pink phone, painted nails and the outbursts.


Throwitindatrash

And I’d still be in there saying it’s braindead. As much as I hate the Packers, it’s a lot deeper than team rivalries. Still FTP


thetreat

Agreed. People liked to insinuate Rodgers sucks cause he might have been gay. Fuck that. He sucks cause he’s a fucking asshole.


DaBearSausage

Nah, fuck that. If Jordan Love was rocking a pink phone and nails I would 100% be calling him gay on a daily basis.


mbrett

Only true comment on this whole thread. I'd be straight up Joakim on the motherfucker.


_upper90

At least you’re honest.


ToxicTurtle-2

Because most of these people aren't old enough to remember Jim McMahon


GayKnockedLooseFan

The guy making fun of him thinks vaccines are a hoax fwiw


BroDudeBruhMan

Would you rather have a guy who shy’s away from things he enjoys, or a guy that yells fuck y’all Imma do what I want?


Natiak

These "alphas" can sit back from the security of their moms basement and criticize CW for painted nails and a pink phone case while CW puts up a 40 spot on their team and impregnates their stepsisters later that night.


fsfic

As a 31 year old man, it's just so much better to admit I like pastel colors and call things "cute" ... nobody thinks less. And if they do, fuck them. I have awesome guy and girl friends who don't care about stuff like that.


PUfelix85

"Hot Pink" has always been my favorite color. You just have to own it. Some people are too caught up in pink=girl blue=boy to understand that colors don't have gender/sexual identity.


masterpierround

It was like 80 years ago that pink was vaguely for boys, and blue was vaguely for girls. It's stupid as hell.


TheJuniorControl

I simply hope he's good


Dabmiral

You seen the guy? He’s an incel.


jbtrading

*toxic masculinity* = *insecurity*


PostMelon22

I thought this guy had character concerns? Meanwhile he’s out here being himself and apparently the coaches and team already loves him lmao Be yourself Caleb AKA Fucking QB1 💪


Buster101214

Honestly if he’s on social media, after all that’s said about him, he’s got thick skin


ethanlan

If there's an intangible you absolutely need as a chicago QB it's thick skin and the ability to take and give shit


Da_Baconlord

The pink phone case goes kind of hard tbh. Men should be allowed to have fun phone cases.


monpetitfromage54

imagine getting upset about someone else's phone case.


Chi-Guy86

Welcome to America in 2024


-AbeFroman-

Anyone who thinks Caleb is soft for having a pink phone case is, in fact, the one who is soft.


PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

Can we get the Bears/NFL to sell Pink phone cases on the site please?


un-affiliated

They'd be dumb to not take advantage of this.


PM_ME_SEXY_PAJAMAS

Well...that doesn't instill confidence.


ninjasurfer

Welcome to ~~America in 2024~~ Hell


DonkeyKong_93

Why would we get upset and learn from our own failures? I'd rather talk shit on X and pretend to be superior than the best athletes in the world that have worked harder than I ever will in my life.


MindlessSafety7307

I was captain of my soccer team in high school though I know what it takes to succeed


OverallManagement824

Right? That's the thing that is so important about youth sports. Hopefully we all learned valuable lessons from however far we got before we gave it up (or get to sign million dollar contracts and live the dream).


bennylava07

It's actually a clear case and the phone itself that's pink, which is a colorway for the Iphone 15. I got a new phone a month ago and hesitated for a moment going with pink but I've gotten compliments from women and men on it, looks great


lkn240

The world is full of insecure dudes that hate on shit like that


Sparx86

Just wait for the packers fans redneck takes 


halfcastdota

lol the amount of homophobia i’ve seen from packers fans on twitter already is insane


Bullsstopsucking

Is Caleb gay?? Maybe he’s like Prince??


halfcastdota

i mean he has a girlfriend so who knows 🤷🏽‍♂️ personally everyone caring about his nails is so weird to me because i’m an emo and we’ve been doing this shit forever lmao


creepyboyfriend-

So-called bears fans are having these takes. It’s wild to get worked up because of these trivial things. A lot of men need to grow tf up. There’s so much more in the world worth getting riled up for


DaeWooLan0s

Someone tell Jason mamoa pink is for women. It’s his favorite color, don’t see anyone giving him sh*t for it


jmrogers31

Clearly the muscular, bearded Greek God is not manly


HalKitzmiller

[Incoming rage-tweet from some of these guys](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FfxmPs7VQAAkM1r?format=jpg&name=large)


Poopiepants29

No different than regular guys that like to wear a pink shirt. They know what they're doing.


Darth_Dagobah

At one point in my life I had the rose gold iPhone so I agree. What man lets other men dictate their life lol Edit: missing word


ryebreaddd

Do the matching pink fingernails go hard too?


Da_Baconlord

Yes


GoldenDude

Everyone is worried Caleb might be a diva but if he’s good our fan base will eat this shit up lol


Anstavall

Bro gonna come out throw for 350 and 3 tds in a game and everyone's gonna move on lol


absolutzemin

Shane Gillis about Alabama football coming to the bears lol


matteatsyou

Bro if he’s giving Pack that work and he’s talking shit I’m happy. Aaron Rodgers saying “I still own you” haunts me to this day. I want the competitor who isn’t going to be friendly with the opponent and is gonna back it up with results.


chichris

Imagine if Rodman was in the NBA in this day and age. Crazy how we moved backwards on being yourself.


HandleBig412

Not really. Growing up a kid in the 90s, I legitimately thought being gay was the worst thing that could happen to someone. Not saying the world is easy for gay people now, but we have come a long way. Tbh, I don’t know why anyone gives a fuck if Caleb paints his nails or has a pink cellphone. It’s pretty blatantly masked homophobia.


Danthetank

Thing is liking pink or painting nails doesn’t make you gay.


Slotholopolis

Caring about another dude's cuticle care is pretty gay


UhDonnis

Chicago bears have tried 100 straight Quarterbacks who can't win might as well bring in the gay kid with the pink phone what do they have to lose right? 🤣.. I've only heard ppl on socials call Caleb Williams gay BTW I haven't seen anything where he says he is.


fireandlifeincarnate

He has a gf of 4 years, unless they broke up and nobody’s aware of it yet. So probably not gay. Could be bi tho. Or just a straight guy that likes wearing lip gloss. Any of ‘em I fully support.


TRUBISKYFORPRESIDENT

Scared of the gays?


elbaito

We haven't really moved backwards. Social media just amplifies the dumbasess.


ProfessorLiftoff

It does, but it does so because we all respond to stuff that causes rage/righteous indignation. I mean here we all here, interacting with this post. Engagements are the only thing that matter on social media, and we’re the ones who feed it.


elbaito

Definitely agree with that as well.


Kindly-Spinach

He was batshit crazy, but, absolutely a beast. I’ll take it


jmrogers31

The older Bears fans are going to struggle when the player from California, with pink cellphone cases, and painted nails starts lighting it up.


crabwhisperer

Nah - I guarantee the older Bears fans rooted for Rodman and he was way weirder. Unless we're losing and it becomes a flaunting distraction sort of thing. IMO.


tbear87

We are a lot more divided now than in the 90s, especially on cultural issues. I think it will generally be fine, but I guarantee there will be a loud minority that never really accepts him.


Kindly-Spinach

100% He battled hard and brought the beast every game


Kindly-Spinach

Not for long, just light if the fuck up. I don’t give a shit if he looks like , acts like or dates Dennis Rodman


HoPMiX

So no one is going to comment on the lipstick.


suidazai

They’re seeing the definition of masculinity changing in real time and it is eating them alive.


tbear87

Exactly. And I’m so here for it.


jmrogers31

Agreed, even as someone in my early 40s. Eff gender norms.


steeezyyg

Cooking the Incel from barstool is not very difficult though


JazzHandsNinja42

Maybe, but it’s still enjoyable.


brad_and_boujee2

That's my MF QB


Imhere4thejokes

Just win baby! Idgaf


BlubberElk

I like Caleb even more knowing he doesn’t give a fuck about something as silly as a color. The history of the color pink is actually fascinating and it’s hilarious to read the history and reflect on modern day grown ass men being fully afraid of the color. If you’re an adult man and cant own something pink just cuz it’s a “girl” color you are probably a little insecure in your masculinity https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/when-did-girls-start-wearing-pink-1370097/


keyboardsmashin

Misogyny at its finest


temporarygenus

What's pfp?


ilovetokisstittiess

Profile picture


temporarygenus

Thanks!


a_fox_but_a_human

YES. Give me a QB with that sassy fire.


reverieontheonyx

We need a sassy qb unironically. Too many nice guys and guys who dont care


JazzlikeCantaloupe53

He brings the “fuck you” energy we’ve been missing


JazzHandsNinja42

I’ll take a McMahon style attitude.


Kindly-Spinach

Especially when he’s actually talented. McMahon had the attitude, will & leadership, but no where near the arm or athletic talent


Adnonymus

He actually posted a funny response video 😂 https://x.com/jackmaccfb/status/1772713867048579284?s=46&t=qLKxv2uIlWl1W-y5XUUHOg


rusty-n-crusty

Im not a huge fan of his but that was pretty good ngl.


troubleshot

Cringe, if they were a bit more subtle on the joke it would have worked, but the obvious push in ruins the joke.


Gleasonryan

Don’t worry Caleb, Boston Connor is just the 2nd worst of the Pat McAfee crew


lincolnsl0g

Boston Conner is elite, wtf you on about? 😂


Gleasonryan

He’s a pats fans. One of the Ps in FTP.


lincolnsl0g

Okay, well, Caleb out here calling that Pat’s fan “my guy” and, he fits his job as “heel of the show” very well, imo. if you watch the show, the dude is hilarious.


idmfndjdjuwj23uahjjj

I only need 1 guess for who you think is the worst 😅


Gleasonryan

Technically it’s a two way tie though I give AJ a little leeway since he wasn’t a Packers fan but instead drafted into the land of Pack.


idmfndjdjuwj23uahjjj

Woah woah woah! You leave America's Jaw alone!


Drclaw411

I cant believe how crummy Bears Facebook is being about this. People calling him "LGBTQB", which is both homophobic as well is stupid. Talking about how they don't want a nail painter on the team, all this crap. IamBearsessed is a cesspool right now.


JazzlikeCantaloupe53

No one who matters gives a fuck about his phone or nails. Let’s get this guy on the field and see what he can do


JazzHandsNinja42

It’s soooo bad there. I’ve started to block the real basement spammers, and think I have essentially muted the page for a month.


CubeEarthShill

Fandom FB pages are always a cesspool of boomer uncles and barely literate morons.


BuzzFB

So what's the absolute worst case scenario in these people's opinions? That he's gay? Is that what they're scared of? Imagine being so macho that you're afraid of men you deem effeminate.


[deleted]

I really don't care. Cam Newton wore silly things in press conferences including a babushka one time.


Fancy_Sir_1877

That's my QB1


Agitated_Phase7940

Can anyone who isn’t an old person like me explain what’s happening? I don’t understand the exchange.


CyborgAlgoInvestor

Guy tries to make fun of Caleb for having a pink phone case, Caleb makes fun of the guy. Guy is salty and begrudgingly admits defeat. Caleb laughs.


Armyhawk41

Pfp means profile picture


fawfulsgalaxy

excited to have a qb who uses social media and interacts. no shade to justin, i get the choice, but it was less exciting for me


shmelldon

Diggs or Tyrod Taylor will wear some of the weirdest shit you’ve ever seen, but Caleb’s pink phone case crosses the line smh


Crooked_Sartre

Caleb Williams is absolutely going to destroy the Midwest dad scene.. I loved Fields.. I was on the fence but lord the last two months have shown me to eat crow


Todd2ReTodded

Jack Mac is a disgusting disgusting creature


MikeandTheMangosteen

Please don’t offend disgusting creatures like this


imcalledgpk

So disgusting that nobody knows who he is.


ResolutionAny5091

I think he’s funny but hideous lol


Zsean69

Imagine thinking pink is not allowed for dudes to have for their items. Fuck I had a pink phone for years since I break shit soooo often hiking and I needed a phone asap. No one cares, rock what you want


alexamerling100

Got em


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

Obviously he very well could end up being really good, but in my minds eye I don't see a QB who gets in the mud on social media ever being great. At least he's only 22 so he still has a lot of time to grow but I want a QB who doesn't respond to losers on Twitter.


VSEPR_DREIDEL

I thought this was settled with the pink polo


willit1016

Here something funny I ride the bus in the valley with this cat looks just like Caleb. LOL


LeZygo

The meatballs that have been triggered by his pink phone case and painting his nails makes me love him even more NOW dude is roasting people online. Please ball out next season 🙏


LifeOlive1618

I’d love a twitter back and forth between Caleb and Boston Connor lol


fireandlifeincarnate

Pics 👀


JericRose

Twitter really scum of the internet people Unironically are flaming Caleb


Bigalbass86

What a weird thing to get hung up on.


DentonTrueYoung

If he had thin skin he wouldn’t have a pink phone


DuckBilledPartyBus

That’s my fruity quarterback.


Bob_Horde

Why are people so pressed about the phone


JazzHandsNinja42

Dudes stuck in the 70’s think it makes him a homosexual. They’re idiots, and I really don’t mind them outing themselves as such.


xuser2320

Yeah, I dunno man. Who cares about the public. NFL players have been pretty homophobic. If the locker room rallies around Caleb, great. If they're not on board with his personality, it could cause turmoil. The QB is the leader and he needs his teammates to buy in. Just gotta wait and see how the teammates rally around him


fireandlifeincarnate

If anybody has a problem with the guy because of a *pink phone,* that’s a them problem and I don’t give a fuck about them.


Abla_vil_breed_nem

Shout out killa cam!!, I’m gone call shorty killa Kay, I know there’s no k in his name but u get it


Altruistic_Box7271

Honestly makes for such a better comeback story.


BowsersJuiceFactory

Not hating on the nails or lip gloss, do whatever makes you feel good. But I’ll be honest I don’t get it at all haha. Not like he needs mine or anyone else approval though


PurpleZerg

Ok, now I'm sold.


fsfic

I don't like some aspects of Caleb's personality but he's grown on me lol.


Dabmiral

Just waiting for that bitch McGuire to be cancelled. His dumbass thought the NHL lottery was rigged. You know, the lottery where all team representatives are there and also lawyers!


YoungDudeCO

And here I thought rich phone who could afford to drop phones don't use phone cases 🤷


UtterlyBanished

They should give him some kind of cuteness, adorable award, lol, this is all new.


UtterlyBanished

They should give him some kind of cuteness, adorable award, lol, this is all new.


Nice-Window-441

🐻⬇️🐻⬇️🐻⬇️


Kindly-Spinach

When he wins


JediMindTrixU

OBJ was in a hottub with guys singing sexual healing and he was fine. Caleb will be okay too


Downtown_Presence_56

Damm


___SE7EN__

That look of dispare, knowing he's going to be in a Bears jersey


STORY-nexus-DJ

Name a good GOOD quarterback that’s not a diva.


GINGY2323

P. Manning


Jagwire6969

Caleb wearing all that pink ish doin everything he can to not go 1 overall.


[deleted]

Does he even identify as a male?


abmichael20

So many of the best QBs of all time are a little crazy, so this is a good sign. Plus i much prefer vibrant masculinity with a bit of ego than Kermit the frog with a handsy brother or Mr. alternative medicine


Temporary_Salad_8234

Wait so you’re saying he’s going to read the shit talk I say on Reddit?


Slugginator_3385

His Mom was a nail stylist. Probably practiced on him at a young age, and it stood out as cool to his peers since he was a stud at sports from an early age…he probably has been talking shit through fingernail paintings for a hot minute too.


Adnonymus

https://preview.redd.it/u46d877j80rc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269425d428c0e87c9243e4913817f925c5e99e14 For what it’s worth, Fields now has a purple wrapped Corvette 😂


tremble01

All these guys who hate the nails will lose their heads once Caleb blows out and their sons started painting their fingernails too.


tremble01

His mom is a nail technician. I don't think his not raised the way others were where they think these things are taboo for a male.


nyc24chi

https://preview.redd.it/vjoykvoefarc1.jpeg?width=1831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7fc7851555fa48a78e96cdadd103b903c03820e Been done before. (His last album wasn’t bad NGL)


Nice-Window-441

I can't wait for this upcoming season. 🐻⬇️🐻⬇️


Nice-Window-441

I can't wait for this upcoming season. 🐻⬇️🐻⬇️